HG thread.
Godot Games.
First 24
>>10064382
Lanshi
Reigen Arataka
>>10064382
Grey Fifty-Nine
Oshino Shinobu
Jason
Deku
Eggman-kun
>>10064369
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10064382
Poniko
>>10064382
Santa With A Chainsaw
Lord Beerus
>>10064382
Lana's mother
Knucklehead
>>10064373
>The warrior's struggling taps into Knucklehead's natural predatory instincts. She doesn't let go of her arm!
>>10064382
Kuuko
>>10064382
Late Streamer
Yotsugi Ononoki
Princess Daisy
Iria
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10064382
Astolfo
>male
>>10064419
>Astolfo whines and begins to hit the beast on the head with a closed fist
Off, off! P-please! I need my arm attached to me!
Megumin
Super Sonico
I need 3 more.
>>10064435
>A firm bonk on the nose is enough to convince the shark to let go. She retreats a fair distance, leaving the girl's arm all slimy and gross, rubbing her nose.
>>10064410
Do you have any other Avas? Or have you been posting solely Eggman-kun since /b/?
Midna
>>10064447
Bionicle Waifu
>>10064447
Sami Zayn The Murderer
Zero Suit Freya
Hey here's that placement thing you all love so much.
We good?
Oh, and we can't forget the summary.
>>10064459
>>10064472
I accept this challenge.
>>10064472
Looks good mang
>>10064474
Post an entry, Eric.
>>10064474
I've noticed that hosts has started to post the summary for a while now, but I've never really understood.
>>10064472
>The shark seems ready, regardless if she knows what she's doing or not.
>>10064472
I, Hachikuji Mayoi, except this baggage.
>>10064488
I assume you wanna give him your spot, correct?
>>10064502
That's right.
>>10064488
Don't worry, i did ;>
>>10064489
It's for that tournament thing, some guy likes to have the summary card so he can give and take away points if needed.
>>10064489
Saves me a ton of work
>>10064504
>>10064516
Well since he already have a tribute in I shall start this right away.
>>10064516
Ooooh! I guess I'll try and remember to post mine aswell.
>>10064533
Makes sense then.
>>10064479
He scares me.
>>10064537
>>10064450
Gross! Eugh! Foul creature!
>Astolfo carefully backs away as he begins to rub his arm off onto his chest.
>>10064537
I can either go slide by slide looking for the events I need, or have it all on one slide.
>>10064537
>Hachikuji falls over and bashes her face on the floor.
>>10064537
>Leisurely strolls to the closet group of trees while whistling.
>>10064537
Day one.
>>10064548
Very clever.
>>10064543
>The girl's harsh words seem to have an impact on the shark. Her ears droop and she grows a frown. Couple that with a bloody nose and you've got one sad looking Knucklehead.
>>10064562
>Knucklehead keeps searching for food regardless.
>>10064451
Eggman-kun is my main, I guess, although I do add filler from time to time if the host really needs more tributes. Other than trying to avafag a manticore two years back, I never avafagged at all.
>Eggman-kun
>>10064562
>Pulls a rope, dropping molotovs on them,
That actually worked.
>>10064562
Night one.
>>10064574
Haha, that's a lot of dedication, I consider you the avafag that's most cloaked in mystery. Sad, I don't even remember the manticore.
>>10064562
>You seem to have stumbled into a cave full of giant creatures.
>You could probably do something more with this if you knew the reference.
>>10064584
>Knucklehead doesn't seem to mind at all, and keeps eating it up like a starved dog.
>>10064584
>Slips an ecstasy pill before entering
This is gonna be fun...
>>10064584
Day two
>>10064605
Is she ever gonna put it down, four kings is really a drag at this NG.
>>10064584
Yeah. It stung.
>>10064566
>Astolfo sticks his tongue out at the beast
>>10064605
Night two
>>10064605
>You can't quite figure out why, but you're getting the strange feeling that you're being watched.
>Is this what it's like to be one of the those camp counselors?
>>10064620
>>10064625
>Knucklehead crawls away sadly.
>>10064632
>bullies
>>10064562
>>10064625
Day three.
>>10064645
Yo, holy shit, is that a Cody reference? If it is I'll love you forever.
>>10064645
>The shark still watches...
>>10064651
Can't be, you don't betray the city, the city betrays you.
>>10064660
He worked for the jail though.
>>10064663
in the city betray
>>10064667
team?
>>10064645
Night three.
>>10064651
I think it is. The code is made by Gravelord Nito so he would know.
>>10064625
>You aren't quite sure what you're looking at.
>It looks like some weird cross between a shark and a woman.
>You swear that this place has to be some kind of hell, the things you've seen here can even give you nightmares.
>>10064645
>Oh great, the weird shark creature has returned, and it's wearing even less than I was before.
>This things acting more like a stray cat trying to get some food then actual shark.
>>10064670
Chug chug chug
>Haha, it probably is
>>10064669
what happen if join your side
>>10064670
>>10064674
then we work for jail in city that betray
>>10064680
i join hoshi's side no poson ok deal
>>10064671
The Feast.
And we have a winner in the next slide.
>>10064670
>You don't actually say those words out loud, you just think them in a very aggressive manner before proceeding to make an attempt at drinking the strange yellow liquid.
>All you end up doing is making your mask sticky and wet.
>Did you really think that was going to work?
>>10064684
>Oh god the poson, it's bringing back a nostalgia type feel.
>>10064685
I wonder if they had food?
>>10064685
>>10064670
Whoops wrong quoting.
>>10064685
Oh well day four.
Jason and Grey Fifty-Nine decides to teams up on the little guy, but that ends very badly for them.
>>10064698
Congratulations Astolfo.
>>10064698
Eh gg, congrats to the winner and thanks for taking me down memory lane.
>>10064700
Placements
>>10064705
And at last. The Summary.
Goodnight/morning HG
>>10064698
>You you were just killed by a bunch of bricks.
>BRICKS.
>This has to be a new low for you.
>>10064705
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10064684
no deal
>cody
>>10064705
>Thanks for hosting
>>10064720
Bye/Hi my guy.
>>10064726
>MAXIMUM KEK
>>10064701
No problem. It was nice having a good ol' Cody reference.
>>10064724
>>10064727
You're welcome guys.
Jesus FUCK it's late.
>>10064705
Even though I was passed out and couldn't enter, thanks for hosting!
>>10064745
What are you talking about? It's primetime, Hoshi should be hosting around these hours.
>>10064745
Oh and Eric, how do you feel about the episode with Lance Reddick.
>>10064700
Sleepy Astolfo thanks you
>>10064745
Pimps, playas and pain purveyors, I thank you fo' givin' my fly ass this prestiegous award
>>10064765
That was a.... traumatizing experience, to say the least.
>>10064750
Rip. Better luck next time I suppose. You're welcome though.
>>10064766
Congratulations again.
Now I'm gonna do some other stuff. Might host a bit later.
>>10064770
I'm not that satisfied with it really, the cropping on this one was pretty rushed and sloppy. I'll try to make a better version tomorrow.
>>10064751
I'm lurking/studying/listening to classical.
>>10064794
It was just a reference to your old prime-time games.
>>10064794
Have some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_feqnAdOXDk
>>10064797
Just wanted to let you know I was here. I appreciate the shoutout. I like those. 15,000 results on Desuarchive. Wouldn't be possible without you.
>>10064800
Thanks bby, added to watch later list.
>>10064811
Can you believe I never won a single one? I attended more than half of them too. Anyways. good luck with your studying.
>>10064800
You're still alive?
>>10064818
I'm working slowly to write better, cleaner codes that come with better prizes. The last person who got an animated winscreen of mine committed social suicide, so you know it's going to be some lit stuff.
>>10064829
More or less. Whats up?
>>10064836
Suicide of any kind is pretty radical imo, and I'm looking forwards to those codes.
>>10064842
Nothing much. But it's nice to see older people still around.
Who do you think should be win the next jerma rumble? I'm looking for some new talent and i heard that this place is just crawling with sick freaks that love to fight.
>>10064848
It's old hours it seems.
>>10064850
Don't know what the fuck that is, count me in though.
>>10064848
Yeah I agree with you. Its always nice to see a familiar face around. Though I do lurk most of the time.
>>10064854
Let me show you something spectacular my friend.
https://youtu.be/cDlD-Qkt92I
You can start with this one, which I think is one of the best out of all six of them.
https://youtu.be/bs2c94cHcdI
Or you can pick this one if you want to start from the beginning.
>>10064862
>Forgets image
>>10064854
>old hours
That somehow seems really comfy.
>>10064856
Same. See you around. Or probably not.
>>10064874
Who is this by the way?
>>10064862
>>10064866
Just from the thumbnail it looks atrocious, but i'll try it out.
>>10064874
Right? I'm fighting back the urge to sleep, I got some Wax playing too, so it's especially hard.
>>10064881
Just a snek in the grass.
>>10064850
>Jerma
>unironically liking jerma
>>10064893
>Snek RKO's the other snek
>>10064893
This made me think about that one chick who was half snek.
>>10064893
Fair enough. Sneks are always nice.
I'll be hosting again soon. I'll just need to check on a dishwasher first.
>>10064898
>>10064899
Fine, if you're going to act that way thrn you two can be the shitty characters.
>>10064913
Excuse me sir but is your fridge running?
DSP is funnier than jerma desu
>>10064918
>DSP
Oh god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIL8PdhkzaU
Mood
>>10064918
I don't know who that is, but just from tthe way you describe him he sounds like a jerk. I he didn't even beat Dark Souls 3 on stream.
>>10064932
>thinking he didn't beat DS3 on stream
lmao
he did ds1 twice and ds2 too, aswell as ds3
>>10064932
DS1 is easyville, dude got mad at Half life for it's jumping
Shit
>>10064951
was meant for
>>10064938
>>10064901
>bites
>poisons
>you like this
>>10064904
That's basically half the population on /d/.>>10064913
Uh, have fun?
>>10064951
DS1 is easily the hardest of the 3 games, bruh
>>10064938
Shit, he beat all of them. Fuck, what can i use now..... Well, uh, i bet he isn't a THREE TIME JWF like i am! I bet he wouldn't even last five minutes in a rumble! Yeah, let's go with that.
>>10064963
DSP is literally a former pro fighting game player, literally the top of EVO-tier, bruh
>>10064959
Haven't played the other two, but DS1 was absolute easyville for me. That'll be a pleasant surprise when I get around tot the others.
>>10064917
Errr....
First 24.
>>10064974
Well DS1 is the hardest because it's the hardest to learn, while also being punishing
DS3 is the easiest in this aspect, since if you're new to the series, DS3 will teach you well and you wont have much to figure out
DS2 is mostly hard early because lack of estus, adaptability and slow estus
>>10064980
Sliver Queen
>>10064980
IF YOUR FRIDGE IS RUNNING MAYBW YOU SHOULDN'T HOST BUT RUN AFTER IT
>>10064980
Draco Centauros
>>10064987
Don't worry. It'll come back. It always does.
>>10064968
Even if he is supposedly great at fighting games, he wouldn't stand a chance if he stepped into my ring, history can show you that just because someone can talk tough doesn't mean you make it that they usually make it that far in one of my rumbles. I can guarantee you that we have some of the best competitors in the world here at the JWF, and I'm looking to add to that list of competitors, that's why I'm here in the first place. But so far I've only got one sign up, and the rest of you people are just dickhead's so this doesn't look like it's going to go that far.
>>10064980
Brownie
>>10064980
Late Streamer
>>10064980
Lord Beerus
>>10064980
Grey Fifty-Nine
You're a godsent btw.
>>10064981
Right DS2 had the shitty estus. And DS3 is easymode? Nothing can really top NG 4+ Three Kings, easily the most frustrating shit ever
>>10064980
Oshino Shinobu
>>10064980
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10065000
>Three kings
I'm really tied, I meant four kings.
>>10064980
Captain Luna
>>10064980
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>10065014
Where's bold and brash?
>>10065000
yeah DS3 isn't that punishing, the bosses mostly are damage sponges, but not really hard at all
the only notable bosses difficulty wise i'd say are Pontiff and Dancer for the first times you fight them, Freide for the DLC1 and all 3 in DLC2
the final boss of the main story is great just from a lore perspective
>>10065018
I have no clue. I have not seen him in a year or so.
We're almost halfway. 13 more.
>>10065018
in the trash
>>10065025
the Ghost
>>10065021
Friede was the only threatening boss that I saw from the little gameplay I've watched.
>>10065023
Sad
>>10065025
Vegetable
>>10064980
Michael Jackson
>>10065025
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>10065025
>tfw I could enter my secret ava
>everybody would figure out it was me
fug
>>10064980
Charlie Zelenoff
>>10065028
That made me laugh more than it should've.
>>10065035
Mirdir and Gael from the 2nd DLC are pretty threatening
i'd say midir was the one i was stuck on the most out of all the bosses in the game
>>10065042
Its your call. I'd say go ahead and do it.
>>10065025
Hank
>>10065025
Tharjar
>>10065025
Mate Bold and Brash
>>10065035
Yes.
>>10065025
Cute turtle
>>10064980
Grora
>>10064980
Mozart
>>10065025
Hank Hill
>>10065053
So many levels of ew.
>>10065047
Oh yeah, Gael is a thing, Midir seemed easy, just a damage sponge.
>>10065057
:) !
2 more.
>>10065063
Midir is pretty spongey, but he is also pretty tricky at times
i still love his godzilla laser
I'm still pissed that they never added the bone fists from DS2 into DS3
>>10065072
Stagger Knight
>>10065049
Holy fuck it's Hank
There we go.
>>10065074
That's one of the only things I remember about his fight, that and the giant flame aoe,
>>10065083
Looking good mang.
>>10065083
You did skip >>10065054 but that's ok.
>>10065080
>hank hank
>>10065083
I'm ready myself.
>>10065083
Swap
>>10065054
for
>>10065078
>>10065083
Looks good from here! Best of luck everyone!
>>10065083
>>10065100
No that's ok, it was a joke entry.
>>10065083
We shall begin.
>>10065090
Oh fuck. I don't know why I didn't see that entry. Well I'll be watching better next time.
>>10065087
One of the things i found the hardest to dodge was when he flew up and breathed a big trail of fire, it took me forever to learn to run towards it, meaning you go under the breath, trying to run away makes it get you
>>10065106
So was mine, i already had 3 tribs in anyways.
>>10064980
Lanshi
>>10065109
But so did I.
>>10065110
Shit, little late, Shoulda looked.
Test?
>>10065108
Yeah, that punished you hard. Whoever I was watching caught on quick though.
>>10065112
It's whatever now.
>>10065107
You can't hurt the snail! The snail hurts you!
>>10065107
Day one.
>>10065116
What.
>>10065107
Alright, now I just gotta figure out how to unsummon these fuckers.
>>10065118
I was caught by surprise by his grab attack a few times, aswell
that shit 100-0'd me
>>10065067
Hmm?
>>10065107
Well this kind of thing wouldn't be the first to happen.
>>10065122
Pretty nifty, nice and heavy.
>>10065128
Thing about grab attacks is that they're easy to predict, but seeing as how I run a vit build, it's never a problem for me. His grab attack animation stands out alot.
>>10065122
Night one.
>>10065045
the absolute madman
>>10065140
Day two.
>>10065140
Hopefully whatever lives here ain't coming back for a while.
>>10065140
Look, I appreciate the offer, but our relationship was strictly business.
>>10065140
Alright, I know I'm strong and all, but I don't have the strength to do such a thing, despite me being a dragon and all.
>>10065157
Yeah, that sword really came in handy.
>>10065157
Thank you, thank you. I guess five kills right off the bat is pretty amazing.
>>10065157
A creature breaks loose and wreaks havoc.
>>10065157
Something tells me you might have had too much of it already, but here you are.
>>10065174
A destructive being breaks out from the moon? My oh my, where have I heard that before?
>>10065174
>As she falls, trash puyo soon follow her in pursuit deeper into the endless abyss.
>>10065174
So did this cave again, man everything I find is just so useful.
>>10065174
Night two
>>10065174
You know what? This game sucks, we're moving on to something else.
>>10065189
>Puts a point into strength
>>10065189
Day three.
>>10065201
Ahhhh, this is basically kitty coke!
>>10065202
You know, that was a really stupid idea, and you really need to find an alchemist for some antidote.
>>10065201
Night three
>>10065208
If only I had pockets.
>>10065205
I'll just snort some "healing powder".
>>10065208
Sorry you had to experience that mang.
>>10065208
Its time for the feast!
>>10065219
Telekinesis? It's liiiit.
Why are Switches SO damn expensive.....
>>10065219
Day four.
>>10065226
Tell me about it.
>>10065226
Because it's Nintendo, don't even worry about getting one yet. As they are right now they are overpriced paper weights.
>>10065227
Here are those papers you wanted elf dude, now where's my money?
>>10065226
Because first they make it 100 dollars and fuck you in the ass and you go AHHH! But then they lower the price to like 80 bucks and you're like, phew! It don't hurt as much, they ease you into it, but they still fucking you in the ass.
>>10065217
No really, I'm made from poisonous gas.
>>10065219
Uh oh.
>>10065233
>>10065231
but i want ARMS and Breath of the Wild.
And Splatoon 2 comes out next month....
>>10065227
Night four.
>>10065226
Because we poorfags can't have nice things. Unless we save up of course.
Also welcome back Raine. Its good to see you.
>>10065226
Component shortages
>>10065238
None of the three are worth paying an extra 30 or 40 bucks for. And if the switch doesn't do well they will just pull the plug like they did to Wii U. So it's best to wait and see with Nintendo.
>>10065237
You're not they only poisonous gas I've breathed, speaking of which, up for some whip its?
>>10065239
Stephen King is pretty good.
>>10065239
that's not og raine
>>10065239
Day five.
>>10065248
Oh...
>>10065250
We'll fucking skin her bro, trust me, it'll be rad.
>>10065250
Night five and there's a winner in the next slide.
>>10065239
I could buy it now but it would put me in a bad place later....
and Thank you.
>>10065246
If i liked it it will be worth it.
As long as Splatoon 2 has splatfests ill be alright. but i do know what you mean.
>>10065248
Why do people keep saying that?
Who and then hell would RP as this basically unknown character?
>>10065258
F-fuck, I'm guessing this was revenge for those Atronachs?
>>10065258
Day six.
>>10065269
Ayy, my first win EVER
>>10065269
Congratulations Grey Fifty-Nine
>>10065247
Some what's its?
>>10065271
Oh really? Awesome!
>>10065272
Placements
>>10065260
Was never a fan of the first one so couldn't tell ya. I just know Breath of the wild was very ok. Though with Arms it just seems to be a fighter, Mii boxing with springs.
>>10065272
Thanks for the match.
>>10065269
>h-hank
>>10065275
And the summary
>>10065275
Thanks for having us.
>>10065275
Yeah mang, thanks for giving me my first win in about a month, longer than that if you count when I used crusader. Seeing as though I never won a game with him.
>>10065275
>Thx 4 hosting
>>10065271
>>10065272
Those were pretty docile Deadra. thought you got raped to Death.
Any way Congrats.
>>10065276
B-But I loved Mii Boxing....
It was seriously like the only game i would play.
and bowling.
>>10065272
>>10065275
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>10065276
and thicc brown gals, don't forget about her
>>10065289
I killed them before they could get to the death part.
Morning hours HG is best HG.
>>10065273
Whip-its, like canisters of CO2, get's you a quick, cheap, and clean high.
>>10065279
>>10065280
>>10065282
>>10065286
>>10065294
You're welcome! Thanks for participating folks.
>>10065285
No problem and congrats again on your first.
>>10065297
I bet you enjoyed that ruthless dicking though.
I too have made deals with the devil to win some games.
>>10065302
Right? All the shitters aren't on.
>>10065276
>Implying that's a bad thing
>>10065302
No, it's primetime
>>10065302
How so?
>>10065260
>Who and then hell would RP as this basically unknown character?
Well I remember we had a Genis Sage a long time ago so its not that unknown?
>>10065276
ARMS is great with great waifus
>>10065306
No, the dicking wasn't part of the plan. I don't swing that way toots. Anyways, a few deagle round later and I'm here right?
>>10065302
It doesn't matter what time of day it is. The children are never safe.
>>10065315
yeah he was around the same time i was. but he didnt RP much once i went all Lurk mode.
but yes im the original Raine. no way i could prove it though.....
>>10065323
you dont have to be ashamed about it.
>>10065318
that is like half of the reason i wanna play it. lol
noodle girl and twintalle girl i wanna bang.
>>10065333
I barely met you and you're already on my bad side.
>>10065333
>no way i could prove it though.....
There actually is. Didn't you play Ilias?
>>10065333
>wanting to bang binbin and nikki minaj
>not ribbon girl
judging you, senpai
>>10065337
Thats pretty normal.
>>10065341
i so totally did and Vash.
>>10065342
>Drags Beerus back to bed
t. Whitney
>>10065341
Nerd
atleast someone remembers
>>10065345
Don't be surprised if you find yourself with a bullet in your head. Or shit, maybe even a knife in your back. I'm looking forward to next game.
>>10065348
>he thinks i'm Beerus
>>10065345
I remember Vash vaguely but I remember.
>>10065349
Hey, being a nerd isn't bad you know!
>>10065354
Winenus
>>10065354
Ribbon Girl is Beerus' ARMS waifu
>>10065342
Everybody is talking about arms but I'm just sitting here waiting for the supposed new pikmin game to be announced.
>>10065329
Nobody is ever safe, Katatsumori onee-chan. Children should not be an exception.
>>10065349
That picture is giving me flashbacks to the Alamo.
>>10065361
You'll be waiting for a while
>>10065359
So he's got good taste, then.
>>10065361
>tfw no Star Fox game coming out most likely after Star Fox Zero
>tfw no Paper Mario TTYD 2
>>10065365
You say that, Yotsugi-san. You wouldn't know the half of it. You're just a doll. But I've seen the horrors. Kidnappings, public executions, death under mysterious circumstances, all of it happen under broad daylight. Nobody cares if it's an adult, but when it happens to innocent children, something is definitely wrong with the place!
>>10065371
Yes
>>10065352
Dont threaten me with a good time. I cant wait for the next one either.
>>10065355
he was more of my Filler. And then another one showed up.
Ilias kicked off more for me. She may come back.
>im also having fun as someone else now too though.
>>10065374
>tfw getting all the games I want
>>10065369
At least I'll have that new mario game to keep me busy while i wait.
>>10065374
Thousand Year Door is one of the absolute best things to happen to the GameCube..... Oh good, now you've gone and made me want it.
>>10065314
Less shitposting.