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[NEW RELEASES]
>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
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>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
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[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
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[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>you will never see zircon's zussy
>>10063457
why must you hurt me, anon?
>>10063457
>>10063463
Lucid dreaming is always a thing, don't fret.
her name is bloop and i love her very very much
>>10063481
You're better than the pearl in the crystal gems I guess
>>10063481
Just do it and join her in heaven
>>10063507
You mean hell suicide is a sin anon
>>10063474
It doesn't make a difference.
I could lucid dream about her zussy, but I don't know what it actually looks like. That information doesn't exist in my brain.
Even if I dream about Zircon showing me her zussy, it won't be the same because it's a construct based on guesses, and not facts.
>the gems could have fought Homeworld with an army of clones and fusions if Garnet and Steven hadn't just smashed their shit for the sake of status quo
>>10063517
I assume it looks like an average untouched human puss puss anon
>>10063457
I want to see her getting shattered
>>10062344
>This, but he's pointing the gun at someone
>(same emotion)
>>10063530
You assume, but you can never be 100% sure.
And that small chance that her zussy doesn't look the way you think it does would mean that you actually never did see Zircon's zussy.
>>10063440
when will water witch waifu get an angry song like pic related?
More nighttime dead time, at least its cooled down a bit
>>10063578
I mean it could look however she wants to look like since she's a gem you technically do
>zircon will never sit on your face
>>10063578
>>10063607
I swear, it's like you guys want to be sad.
>>10063554
Fucking amazing, lovely work
>>10063554
Pull the trigger Lars.
zircon zleeps
nationalism is the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XNzcqA42s
>>10063660
à la potence, homme de vichy. sortez
>>10063671
non, vou
even starbound
odds witcher
dubs ELEPHANT
>>10063660
kill yourself
>>10063683
at least post de Gaulle, but no one likes Pétain
I can't stop imagining snow pea's voice coming out of jasper
>>10063481
Bloople posters are getting rare, but not as rare as yearl posters. Where are all the yearlfags?
>>10063756
quietly standing by, until someone needs a playlist made
>>10063748
Neat job.
But Pearl's words are too bright, I can barely see them
>>10063554
I love those tears, you always do wonders with liquids, sour.
>>10063756
Occupied.
>>10063554
If you asked about the Lars looking for his shoes in his head request, it was just a barefoot Lars putting his hand on his portal hair searching for something.
Night guys have a great day or night or noon
http://harryshumjrsnaps.tumblr.com/post/160118476053/via-brandon-ig-stories
>tfw you'll never get to party with the crewniverse
>tfw I have no face
>friend committed suicide almost a year ago
>I always see him in my dreams
>I remember he's dead and suddenly the face changes a little
I hate waking up to this shit.
>>10064127
It's something you can never really get used to
>>10063554
>quick! pull the trigger before rose take control again
>>10064377
Why so down Peridoodle?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Slow thread
Reminder that Woskis should die
Now,quick,post Lapiven!
>>10064386
tired
ear hurt
it's too hot
my life isn't going how i want it too
>>10064478
Пиздacтpaпoн
>>10064559
i dont know what that says
>>10064404
kill yourself
>she nor any other color variant o hers will be yours. Ever.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO
WHEN YOU'VE LAID YOUR HANDS UPON ME
AND TOLD ME WHO YOU ARE
>>10064570
This is a combination of russian rude words
>>10064570
Whenever I close my eyes and open them again the lights slowly strobe in, instead of appearing immediately. Help.
>>10064631
oh
of course it is
>>10064644
Hey peri
Why are you always so sad? Cheer up!
*hugs*
>>10064675
>>10064686
*keep hugging*
Lars will be with Paddy till the end of time.
Paddy Rose and Lapis's defects are that there straight as uncooked spaghetti
>>10064694
>>10064693
>>10064461
Ok but Lapiven is pure only.
Stevens never safe with so many gem rapists around him.
>>10064708
*keeps hugging*
>>10064736
*pop*
>>10064708
*hugs harder*
>>10064739
*hugs really really hard*
>>10064749
>quick_release
Damn I need me one of those.
>>10064718
no,sexual
>>10064739
>pets the rock
*gem
>keeps petting the rock
"gem
I think I fell in love with Peridoodle
What if Jasper had something g good happen for once?
>>10064703
kill yourself
I hope we will get more episodes soon, because this sadfaggotry has started getting on my nerves.
GIVE ME COMICS SCANS YOU SEPPO POOFTAHS
>>10062347
>Lars punching Yellow Diamond
Gems should touch noses
Is this White Diamond guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bd8unD14k
It will never cease to amaze me that somebody looked at this and said "Yeah, this looks fine, push it through."
Would their fusion just be a perfect Jasper?
>>10065003
>indexer being stupid for a long amount of time
What a surprise.
>>10064971
Noice.
gems should should
>>10064461
>>10064728
Pedo.
FUCK GENE KELLY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>10065200
FUCK YOU GORDON
>>10065204
>>10065200
FUCK YOU TOO ALBERT
>>10065204
>>10065204
>>10065200
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
>>10065212
Tammy
>>10065213
FUCK YOU TAMMY
>>10065216
fun fact: none of the midget scenes were acted. That was the original actor being pissed that he was replaced by a fucking tree.
>>10065195
I've missed you anon.
>>10065155
???
*throws up sweetcorn*
>>10065224
I never miss you.
>>10065224
if we find out where this pedo is posting from, can't we report him to the cops?
What makes your favorite gem your favorite?
>>10065249
why do you hate me?
>>10065270
she's motherly and i want someone to care about me
>>10065284
That's kind of pathetic.
>>10065287
why
>>10063440
I didn't even notice this was an edit at first.
>>10065270
As a waifuer, I feel like I can understand the distorted reality she forms around rose and the level of obsession she has for her vision of rose. I also just really love characters who completely warp reality is their minds to fit their narrative but slowly wake up to reality. It produces a lot of drama and can show a lot of growth.
I started off loving Garnet for her cool attitude and then the fact that she was a fusion all along blew me away, but I feel much more interested and happy with the history and development of Pearl now. The only thing that beats pearl for my favorite character is Stevoni
>>10065249
Sorry britbong, thought crime isn't a thing in the rest of the world.
>>10065339
>fellow pearlposter
:)
>>10065360
nine eleven
>>10065373
Was that supposed to mean something or have you finally taken leave of what few senses you had left?
>>10065377
9/11
>>10065385
>>10065373
T
R
U
C
K
E
D
>>10065387
so femme are hetero, right?
>>10065385
The latter, gotcha. Since you have nothing of value to say I will say "good-bye."
>>10065395
No.
>>10065401
why not
>>10065393
This guy is right desu. Britbongs have nothing to laugh at but themselves
>>10065387
>Lapis
>High femmie
>>10065387
which ones are high test?
Reminder that Pearl in the season upcoming is going to suffer deeper and worse than we have ever seen her suffer before.
>>10065405
Are you actually retarded?
>>10065429
apparently
why not?
>>10065405
Do you not remember the heavy implications of one Pearl on the Femme list towards multiple pink haired women?
>>10065432
For starters, Sapphire and Pearl are in femme and secondly It's a chart designed for ranking lgbt women.
>>10065444
so? maybe she's bi
>>10065424
Fuckin hell, long as it gets her some proper development.
Gems are space Nazis. Wolfenstein when?
>>10065454
i fucking wish. I'd play the everloving shit out of it
>>10065387
Why is Lapis higher in femme than Bd, Rose, Paddy, and Bloople? Why are Holly and Skinny in butch?
>>10065490
That Lapis makes me uncomfortable
Look at botchedtv on Facebook. Wtf have I just seen.
>>10065270
A violent demand for logic and regulation and a scientific distrust of homosexuality.
do fusion reactors have anything to do with gem fusions?
are fusion reactors [spoiler]rape[/spoiler]?
>>10065270
A gem which is not homosexual, or is at the very least bi.
>>10065598
So, none of them.
>>10065623
all of them except for lapis
>>10065623
what's with you lezbofuckers and forcing your lesbo shit onto everyone? Why in the FUCK would you think that there aren't Bi gems when there's clearly gems that have shown affection towards human males?
Is it typical "hurr unpure biscum im a tumblarette durr i only date goldstar gays and i want my waifus to be pure" bullshit?
>>10065645
Bi and hetero people are disgusting. Pure love is on;y between two people of the same gender.
>>10065623
Does everyone hate bis? Gems can be bi too.
>>10065598
It's the purple trash goblin, isn't it?
>>10065653
>no hetero
Get off this website.
>>10065654
Gays and Lesbians hate bis because of this "star" rank shit. Basically if you are a lesbian or homo and have ever had sex with the opposite sex, you're shunned.
Yes. This is real.
>>10065672
fuck me then,i'd best off myself
>>10065672
I don't hate bis.
>>10065654
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gold%20star%20gay
I wonder if Jasper visited her diamonds palanquin in Korea between Alone at Sea and Earthlings
>>10065690
>>10065672
What the fuck?
Well I didn't die in my sleep...
>>10065672
>>10065690
Why are homos so judgmental, bros?
>>10065737
kill yourself then
>>10065768
They're like niggers. Give them an inch of power and they'll start saying dey wuz kangs
>>10065822
>1280
>not raw
why
>>10065829
C O N T A I N E R S
O
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T
A
I
N
E
R
S
>>10065835
i cant see the difference desu
what would happen if i ran up to Pearl and twisted her nipples?
>>10065829
Why would you use raw if the picture obviously isn't going to be any larger?
>>10065829
>1000x735
>>10065843
-t phoneposter looking at its 5' screen next to its equally sized penis
if your screen's ppi is more than 150, you're straining your eyes
>>10065855
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
you're not even my real diamond
>>10065898
actually i'm sitting 8 inches from my 27 inch 1080p monitor. I'm just blind
>>10065902
your diamond is dead
D E A D
>>10065898
>phoneposter looking at its 5' screen
That's a pretty big phone
>>10065907
sucks to be you
>>10065927
actually i have albinism. I'm only legally blind.
NO WAY TO CONTROL IT
IT'S TOTALLY AUTOMATIC
WHENEVER YOU'RE AROUND
>>10065933
>>10065943
i'm fucking porcelain white
>>10065912
But... is she?
>>10065947
so real life pearl?
>>10065971
I'm not female, but I could probably crossplay as her.
Those lips
Post boipucci
>>10066012
>>10066012
>>10066044
>>10066059
>He actually posted boipucci
What is his Tumblr? Also he's good.
>>10066062
https://www.instagram.com/manus_baudelaire/
>>10066070
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSduSdDgLxv/?taken-by=manus_baudelaire
This is disgusting. His other SU plays are good, but this one just doesn't work. His jaw is too manly.
>>10066070
>>10066087
The ones covering his jaw are much better
>>10066090
forgot the link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAERC2gCOK/?taken-by=manus_baudelaire
>>10065822
maybe
>>10066094
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT_g0PDAqj2/?taken-by=manus_baudelaire
>>10066070
>>10066099
on a scale of 0 to full on gay homo, how gay would it be to want to fuck him and suck his feminine penis?
>>10066129
It's.not gay if he is a trap.
>>10065672
They consider bis to be wanna be homos.
What about "Rapist"?
>tfw the jascuck is telling people who's dying or left
>tfw they're bullshitting
>>10066207
That sounds stupid. I've been calling it "qoxachein"
i fucking hate this threads, so cringy
>>10066312
there's always a way out m8
>>10066312
You're free to leave at any time, even encouraged to do so.
>>10065424
Because we really need a fiftieth fucking Pearl arc
What is this site?
>>10066341
Yes hello this is 4chan
>>10066341
rock sex chat general
onion is yellow diamond
>>10063440
If they have to meme her up like Lapis and Peridot, I hope they make Jasper a fatty. 'Cause at least my dick would be fine with that if nothing else.
>>10065971
Of all the weapons Pearl, you chose the one that supposed to nail stuff.
>>10066458
kys
>>10066528
i guess they both have something in common
lapis is going to die
>>10066576
Not soon enough
>>10066528
I want them to bond by whisper-yelling at each other over Steven's sleeping body.
>>10066528
I want a whole ep about Lapis and Pearl getting bitchy at each other because they can't share Steven.
Paddy and Lars are going to have babies together.
>>10066633
share steven for what?
>>10066633
No. They want to share each other
>>10066379
No, this is Patrick.
>>10066647
Probably 1 babby.
>>10066687
Pearl is used to sharing her body.
Which gem is for taking a load of cum in their mouth?
>>10066807
Ur mom
>>10066872
>>10066807
The cleaning lady. Who else?
>>10066897
Is that gif supposed to do something
>>10066807
All of them. They are a race of waifus designed for taking loads of cum, but somewhere along the line the Diamonds rebelled and decided to use their reproduction process to make the galaxy devoid of organic life so they no longer have to take loads and loads of hot sticky cum.
The question you should ask is, which gem is for taking the most loads of cum in their mouth?
>>10066917
No penises. No males in general. Stop shoving your sexual fantasies in a race that will never have sex with you.
>>10066933
You're thinking of the Gems as you see them today. They were originally designed as disease free cum dumps by a progenitor race. Sex slaves to a galaxy of different sexual organs. You could see why they rebelled eons ago.
>>10066458
I wonder if Ame-Jasper in back to the moon was a taste of redeemed Jasper
>>10066948
They will NEVER have sex with you. In the past, present or future.
>>10066916
Y-your mom
Star Vs is pretty good so far.
>>10066972
I don't like the art style
What happen to Lar's consciousness in the episode? Did it just lay dormant? Is Lars a late sleeper and that somehow transfers over to Steven's body?
>>10067035
he was never in steven's body - it wasn't a bodyswap episode at all, just a possession episode
when he slapped himself, his body pulled his mind back in as a defense mechanism
>>10067067
> it wasn't a bodyswap episode at all
I'm still disappointed we didn't see Lars in Steven's body.
>>10067020
Isn't that the point?
>>10067093
No, Star VS' artstyle. I love the charcoal drawings
>>10067133
kill yourself
Why peridots hair are always erected?
>>10067146
Their form is just projected light. It's just a illusion.
>>10065822
>file is larger
>image itself isn't
How did Pearl get stickers of herself?
>>10067159
Retard
>>10067165
Redbubble
>>10067035
Jesus Christ Martha how was she crouching like that for so long?
>>10066963
That may or may not be true, but you cannot ignore the truth of their cumdump origins.
>>10067086
We did. He just wanked so often and so hard that he was asleep by the time all the townies arrived.
>>10067155
checkmate sucker. Who is looking stopid now.
>>10067167
>Makes a file larger for no reason
>I'm the retard
>>10067187
Creating beings of physical light for the sole purpose of sex is dumb.
>>10067184
She has strong muscular legs. They give a wonderful vice grip to her husbands hips should he even THINK about pulling out before cumming.
>>10067205
Retard
>>10067207
Creating them at all is dumb.
>>10067207
If humans could pull it off, they would.
>>10066956
I wonder what redeemed Jasper would taste
Iike
>>10067184
Slavs gen mutation allows. Vodka just doubls it.
dead thread
dead show
dead anons
>>10067241
kill yourself
>>10067217
>>10067221
No, creating gems would have a lot of advantages besides the sexual aspect. They're capable of regeneration and are highly durable. They can shape shift and pull weapons from their gems. They also can't die in the traditional sense. I think it's highly likely they were created by a race of organics, but give those alien creators some credit.
>>10067267
>>10067201
Even though they're physical light, their "true form" is the gem itself.
>>10067140
YOU FIRST
Tell me your deepest desire
>>10067354
ebola
>>10067354
To kill the Indexer
>>10067414
Why is the guy so bad again?
>>10067429
Fuck off Indexer. No one cares about the image size.
Peridot says flapdoodle
>>10067436
He's the one who keeps riposting the image and telling the poster to kill themselves? Why is he even call "Indexer"?
>>10067462
Why is Eyeballidot looking at that Peridot's butt? Anyone have any translations?
>>10067483
He is searching fusion hole
>tfw I'm starting to want to fug nora
>>10067465
Yes, that's him
>>10067465
He's called Indexer, cause he indexes all the SU images here.
>>10067579
Slavery
You're going to spend the rest of your life at the Zoo. You're now a breeding human, there to make more humans for the place. If you're lucky your grand children will escape, you never will though. But don't worry, the choosening is soon.
>>10067593
How come I can't escape but my hypothetical grandchildren could escape?
>>10067620
You'll be long gone, anon.
>>10067652
What makes the current situation make unsuitable for me to escape but for grand children be able to? What causes this?
How long human life in da zoo? Are they get some gem med to live very long? Why are there only humans
sle[p
>>10067354
To cum in all the Gems... and most of the townies.
i want to rub nora's tummy
>>10067210
Requesting this with Martha.
>>10067699
Holy fuck. Dat proportions.
>>10067699
kill yourself
>Me
>Your life
>>10067669
A bunch of Rose's old lackeys coming to liberate you thousands of years later.
>>10067779
Watch out where are you sneezing
rose was fat
Purity for Lapis and Steven only.
They love each other.
>>10067805
Lapis is fat
>>10067805
>>10067819
Not so fat as was your mom last night
>>10067819
lapis is shit
best gem
>>10067819
>Lapis please you have to stop eating so much.
>I'm worried about you.
>I'm worried if you keep eating you'll be fatter then the barn.
>Please let me help you were friends right? friends help each other.
>>10067864
>fat fagget blame another fat faget
Love this shit.
>>10067874
steven is trying to eat better
>>10067805
Tell me about it.
>>10067874
Steven's honestly not that fat compared to early season 1.
The kids lost weight and being a superhero he has to be active.
check this out
http://www.eonline.com/shows/botched/news/862416/woman-wants-botched-doctors-to-give-her-fake-unnatural-looking-boobs-to-make-her-more-successful-in-cosplay-world
>>10067895
On what swings are attached to?
>>10067915
Use an archiver, i'm not looking at dubious sites directly
>>10067915
What a stupid cunt. She needs a monoboob for this
>>10067159
>>10067205
>uses facebook tier "memes"
>is retarded
checks out
>>10067895
i like her fat
>>10067805
>>10067895
Imagine how soft that fat pussy would feel.
>>10067854
kill yourself
>>10067806
sexual
>>10067952
It would swallow whole of you and smash
>>10067864
>Sure, Steven you can help me by bringing that cake closer
>>10067964
Sex is a strong part of love.
>>10067982
>No Lapis I'm not going to help you get fatter.
>I'm putting my foot down for now on your on a diet!
>>10067693
Pearl does not work as a male
>>10067964
Pure only Steven is 14 and Lapis is pure there will be no sex!
>>10067972
It would be a wonderful way to go. Soft folds of perfect hard light skin crushing you as you cum deeply.
>>10068023
That's fucking gross
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
>>10067900
Actually he's now a midget compared to s1 fat kid Steven.
>>10068023
>greg i had sex with thousand men to fully simulate your human females vagina
>tomorrow rose was missed
>>10068043
That image is unnecessarily large and the nose is completely wrong.
>>10068017
no
sexual only!
>>10068080
Not sure why she has weird chub like sapphire in pic related.
>>10068080
suck it up, it's the future you chose
>>10068023
but is she too fat?
>>10068097
She's a milf, a milf without chub is not a milf at all.
I got two more figures. Managed to get a peridot
I bet you Lars is going to be stuck on homeworld for years and when he finally gets back to Earth he wont give a fuck about Beach City anymore as he has already found his people the off colours.
>>10068041
No grosser than the act of taking your load within her soft nether lips.
>>10068058
A woman with that kind of experience would do things to you that would ruin sex with normal women.
>>10068102
She's just fat enough.
>>10068156
Your fingers are like dicks.
>>10068187
Gaaay
>>10068174
Did he/she/it finished his/her/its game? Any new R comics?
>>10068212
Only if balls touch.
>>10068183
This has made me feel sick.
>>10068227
Thats why men are never hugs
>>10068174
>>10068174
This person draws a shit on of porn of that khajit.
>>10068229
You don't like the thought of Rose taking 5000 years of dicks to become the perfect lover?
>>10068156
dude, I'm not saying you're fat but you should drink more water
>>10068246
No. I don't it's disgusting.
>>10068246
Even grosser. I don't wanna see Rose fuck.
>>10068247
Maybe he is just a peasant. Peasants hand looke like shit in every body condition
>>10068234
True. Too much risk of balls touching.
Money is the blood of life.
I just got a toy from a Frosted Flakes box. It's a weird pink thing promoting Despicable Me 3
>>10068269
If you are thinking about this you are gay too
>>10068256
>>10068260
There is nothing wrong with a woman taking enough dicks to stretch from here to the moon. To be filled with a enough cum to top off an Olympic swimming pool.
Especially if she decides to become your monogamous lover. You can't get higher praise.
>>10068281
is it a dildo?
>>10068234
there's a friend i love to hug
>>10068292
Rose fucking is gross.
House of lewd
>>10068302
This.
>>10068292
Finding out your SO has had numerous partners before you is disgusting.
>>10068187
>>10068247
>>10068266
Kek, I can't help having big hands[spoiler]it's from both sides of the family[/spoiler], and I already make sure to keep myself hydrated and exercise daily. What do you think about the figures? I think they're alright, but the Peridot figure's face could use a bit more detail.
>>10068156
Fuck, I want that peridot
And I'm here stuck with retarded looking figures
>>10068302
>>10068339
Rose is beautiful and having fucked armies of men into submission only makes her a better lover.
>>10068338
They each are leaking small amounts of Steven's cum.
>>10068361
I despise people like this, they've killed love and turned it into meaningless and fellingless sex. You are a despicable person. I truly mean that.
>>10068349
the figures are ok, the paint could be better. but dude your fingers look swollen
>>10068361
No. She can fuck all the men she wants, I just don't wanna see it,
>>10068361
dude she's not real. if that's your fetish that's fine. i just think she's hot
>>10068409
gross
>>10068388
My hands tend to do that around Spring and Summer due to the pollen, along with making me congested. My doctor has said I could take medicine to alieviate it, but I don't really bother.
>>10068409
Dont watch on HANDS
>>10068409
>That waist
For what propuse?
Humanity is vile, but all gems need to die. Why can't nature be clean, efficient and beautiful?
When is Peridot going to get her limb enhancers back and be a good character again?
>>10068475
Never, now enjoy Sugar's Invader Zim OC
>23 of june
>still rainy and cold
>god please
You can sing songs to our Pearl using any instrument you'd like, even if you don't know how to play them, as long as you can cheer her up using the songs.
Which songs do you play to her?
>>10068498
Being a cloudy fucking mess sure makes me want to go outside and get bitten by flies.
Thanks God for giving me something to do besides shitposting on /sug/ or playing PS4 games.
>>10068513
Somebody I used to Know, whilst I have a mask of Rose on.
>>10068513
Wouldn't it be nice by The Beach Boys.. Idk why.
>>10068513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVqPm21hTIE
>>10068531
> playing PS4 games.
You got a plenty of free time
>tfw even no flies
Dirt is my middle name
>>10068580
Yeah it's just a really fucking dead end where I live, gotta either drive out to find something interesting.
Can always take a dip in a cooled down hottub though.
>>10064388
this is my favorite post of every thread
>>10068600
This gif is so fucking cringy, i cant
>>10063517
she doesn't have one. she doesn't even know what it looks like.
that means neither of you knows. you'll have to work together on the perfect shape
Any predictions for season 5?
I do believe Blue diamond comes to earth to meet up with the crystal gems when she gets convinced that there's more to the whole Pink diamond shattering. She wants to see the CGs in person and get their side of the story.
Perhaps aqua captures Lars and the off colors, we think they are screwed but they are with Blue diamond when she does show up.
>>10068628
Get out Tumblr
Wish i had two floor house to do so for a whole day long
>>10068639
>tfw possibly Blue Diamond and Garnet interactions to get them comfortable with each other
>tfw one step closer to blue gem squad
>>10063554
Thats pretty good
>>10067952
please anon
I can't fap right now
>>10068705
nice
>>10068673
>>10068600
if anything I want Bismuth to punch Lapis again
>>10064971
This is good
>>10068673
lolno It's pretty much confirmed that every high-ranking gem is a selfish cunt when they're confronted with something that conflicts with their worldview/ plans even if said plans were millennia ago. The second BD learns that garnet is the (accidental) fusion between a Sapphire and a Ruby she'll go full bitch mode like what half the anons in the thread are doing
>>10068705
i don't get these. it's so pathetic, steven lives around women, there's nothing he hasn't seen before
This show isn't as good as I thought it was.
>>10068156
i don't see what the problem is, his hands are small.
>>10068741
also
>inb4 retard
>>10068745
I'm sure he has seen the Crystal Gems nude countless times before Peridot or Lapis came on the scene.
Weekends yay
>>10068745
>steven lives around women
Steven lives around gems that changes clothes every 10 years
I will start killing on the 20th of August. I will kill my girlfriend and myself. Possibly her parents too.
It will be in Kalamazoo/Portage Michigan.
>>10064971
I want Lars to be stupidly strong now but doesn't realize it, he gets angry and poofs a really strong gem when they hurt his friends.
>>10068766
exactly. why would he react like a fucking retard?
>>10068774
despite eating weird shit amethyst is pretty much just a girl
Why is Lars so fucking sexy?
>>10068822
Because I want my Pearl, and murdering people is the best way to do it.
>>10068796
>is pretty much just a girl
Who interact with her human friends every 10 years.
Steven would probably never has seen a nipples aside from his or Greg.
>>10068833
I'm too much of a coward to hang myself.
>>10068842
How would you get a fictional character by killing people. It didn't work for that Randy Stair guy.
>>10068842
But apparently enough of one to take others with you.
>>10068855
>It didn't work for that Randy Stair guy.
You don't know that. He has inspired me.
>>10068840
amethyst? she hanged out with vidalia even while they had the fence, and we've seen her in the town a lot of times
>>10068875
Don't. There's no afterall with your waifu.
>>10068833
Please do and let a stain on Pearlfags for eternity
Or try to yell "Bismuth did nothing wrong" when you do it.
>>10068862
I'd rather die by suicide by cop.
Peridots star hair would be a bomb when this be aired in eps
>>10068875
You're baiting really hard, but just to be sure - you know that death means the cease of all mental and bodily function, right? Whatever happens afterwards is completely unfathomable - I'll tell you, there won't be a character from a cartoon there
>>10068893
>Please do and let a stain on Pearlfags for eternity
I'm too much of a creatively bankrupt faggot to think of a way how.
My only guess is to write "Steven Universe is a great show and I'm in love with Pearl. This is for you." using blood on the walls.
>>10068495
I thought that was Ronaldib
>>10068911
I don't fucking care. I want to do it for Pearl and I will play fucking mental roulette all day if i have to in order to excuse it.
>>10068886
We shall see. This would be a tense monent
>>10068934
Don't. Pearl doesn't want that. Besides she's not real and will never be.
>>10068934
Overall, it just sounds like you want to die and have completely lost mental faculty/any appreciable distance to insanity
>>10068880
The last time she met Vidalia was when Steven was a baby, even when living in the same town.
And probably last time Amethyst hanged out with Greg before moving his storage was when Steven was also a baby
>>10068950
>Pearl doesn't want that
You don't know that
>Besides she's not real and will never be.
ergo thats an even smaller chance of knowing that
>>10068976
Why would Pearl want human murder? She's not a psycho.
People like you made me so mad. You only think of yourself.
>>10068160
His life will be hell until than
>>10069025
I don't care. I love her, she's not real and even if she was she wouldn't like me I have nothing to lose
>>10065424
Friendly reminder.
>>10069040
Damn Sultan, I like your take on Lars' future
Being in love is a wonderful feeling. It's like being in a field, lying in the shade whilst the sun falls across the land.
Someone should contact the police so they can send this into the FBI.
>>10069048
I know. You people are sociopaths, you can't think outside your own wants. Everyone else is expendable.
>>10069040
Well at least he still has Paddy.
>Two studies examined the influence of a female offender's level of physical attractiveness on forgiveness. In Study 1, an apology offered to a male participant (role-playing a victim) by an attractive female offender was more effective at increasing forgiveness compared to the same apology offered by a less attractive offender. In contrast, female participants displayed the opposite pattern, responding more positively to the less attractive offender. Study 2 revealed that this effect was mediated by participants' judgments about the quality of the apology received. Male participants judged the apology as higher in quality when it was offered by the attractive offender, whereas female participants rated the apology as higher quality when it was offered by the less attractive offender.
>>10068949
I want paddy to have tan lines
>>10069074
He could be buffing. Also he hasn't committed the crime yet, I don't know if the FBI can do anything. We also don't know who he is.
>>10068459
BEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD
BIG ROSE BIG ROSE
>>10069074
It's just a fucktard trolling.
>>10068967
it's implied that she always had contact with humans before. and they all pretty much gave up on contact with humans after rose's death. so there's your 10 year gap
https://twitter.com/rnn_tweet/status/878081682003214336
hm. A little worried for how they'll turn out. As long as it isn't too noticeable, it'll be fine.
>>10065994
THOSE ARE THE LIPS I'D LIKE TO MARRY
>Malachite walks on four limbs
>Corrupted fusion walks on multiple limbs
>Fluorite walks on many limbs and is made of entirely happy components
This means ALL of Jasper's fusions will NOT be bipedal since unstableness or relationship between components has nothing to do with the drastic physical appearance of fusions. There can be cosmetic changes ala cotton candy garnet, but that's it.
>>10069077
Pearl isn't expendable. But she also doesn't exist
>>10069116
But pearl doesn't have any lips there
>>10068670
Stuff like this actually makes Peri sorta cute
>>10069115
She admits they aren't great. But that is a good thing. That means they'll improved before broadcast.
>>10068788
Do it the day after, it's my birthday then.
>>10069100
>>10069104
I do believe that they consider death threats seriously, along with the fact that if a computer network is involved, it immediately becomes a federal crime.
>>10068741
>lolno
Sounds like your from tumblr
>>10069107
>it's implied that she always had contact with humans before
When? When Rose invited Greg, Amethyst refers to him as "a new one"
I wonder if I'll be banned for reporting this as illegal content. I really don't want something to happen like that community college guy from r9k
>>10069126
I'm talking about real people, shooters or serial killers don't care about people. Only their own pleasure.
>>10069174
It won't hurt, and if you anonymously contact your local police department online, they will send it to the higher ups to examine it.
>>10068818
Because pink is sexy
>>10069121
I don't know, I can see Jasper getting a bipedal fusion one day if Amethyst can get many, they're both very similar gem types
>>10069174
wait what are you talking about
>>10069189
the guy comes off as mentally unstable, I don't think it's for his own pleasure - it'll be completely unreconcilable for us
>>10069720
Better than Peridot's current situation desu FAMALAMADINGDONG
>>10063554
I just woke up a while ago and remembered that I requested something before I went to sleep.
Thank you so much, this is amazing!
nom nom i love cottage cheese
>>10069515
>(((Shapiro)))'s waifu
Why is libra so fucking SHIIIIIIIIT
>>10069714
merry christmas to you too.
>>10069726
there's not a better time to have a second one.
>>10069508
Malachite is a cutie.
>>10069515
Why put Connie over Amethyst
>>10069776
I agree.
>>10069740
Lol my parents stayed away from me all the time and leave me with my grandmother when they leaves on christmas. But when they get old the ring me sometimes and ask why i`am not calling them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SvQcWlq8kE&t=1m40s
I keep watching this same stupid joke over and over again and I don't know why.
>>10069792
connie is way more hot.
>>10069769
Dont remind me
imagine lapis
>>10069820
>new age YTP
kill yourself
>>10069515
Since when is calling another woman a Bitch on tumblr okay?
>>10069820
>480p
>squashed video
why?
> :3
>>10069827
No. And she's a awful character
>>10069847
>old YTPs were better
oh yeah, because PINGAS PINGAS SPAGHETTI PINGAS is fucking hilarious
>>10069792
They got shit taste
>>10069865
No, they put Connie there instead of the fat midget gem.
>>10069850
It's fine cause Pearl is white.
>>10069862
There's three eras to YTP. Old shit, like Pingas and Super Mario Super show, New shit, like what was just linked (basically all fucking vine/mlg memes and no sentence mixing), and in between these was the golden era of YTP.
>>10069889
This desu senpai
>>10069889
what about the koth ytp?
>>10069499
>galaxy-confetti is still drawing lewds.
Today is a good day.
A good day indeed.
>>10069482
spitting is retarded
>>10069862
Bruh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9phqlDgic
>>10069889
No, there was not. It was just as bad as it has always been.
>>10069915
That's part of the Golden era. Shit like DurhamRockerz and JJagwire
I do not enjoy music, because music is for commoners. I would much rather listen to a reading of any Kierkegaard's material. Not than any of you, know who he is.
>>10069922
why is the spit yellow
>>10069922
Probably, one of the biggest mistake of a drawing in the fandom.
>>10069922
Why is Stevonnie spelled wrong
>>10069922
Isn't that Scribbles' art style? Is he a dirty lapidirt shipper?
>>10069953
>>10069954
And nobody asked why is lapishit in stevonie mouth...
>>10069880
>>10069973
>Is he a dirty lapidirt shipper?
Look at the pic an ask yourself that again
>>10069927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdxPliBdZs
>>10069969
I think it's a joke to how the theme song says
>AND STEBEN
>>10069921
he posted the lewd in the thread
>>10069969
It's not Stevonnie, it's Steboni.
>>10069981
I told you everything of it was a mistake
>>10069770
This can be RAWed to like fucking 3000px
BANANAS
>>10069927
>>10069992
Yeah, these are good, but nothing beats the masterpiece:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiNsXCIcWHg
NEW THREAD
>>10069975
>>10069975
>>10069975
>>10069942
my apologies, m'gentlefag
NEW EPISODES MACHINE BROKE
>>10070014
fuck I remember losing my shit when hank blocked the tank
>>10070013
it.. can? How?
i become CGuka?
>>10070040
Instead of 1280, put raw in the url
>>10069942
Music can be #relatable tho
https://youtu.be/Ho1LgF8ys-c
>>10070001
>>10070052
Even better!
>>10070063
awesome! Thank you!
>>10069776
DELET
>>10069995
it doesnt though