/ERP/ Thread I have no idea what the hell is going on in this

>>10062395
First for depression.

>Talks shit about growing thicker skin
>Still assblasted about CYOA
lol

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Kill me.

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>>10062414
Nth for feel better
>>10062342
Kenny, is that you?
>>10062368
I still have her folder. To make my card easier to skim, I took off some of the characters who either don't get requested or who I don't enjoy playing as much. I realized while I like the designs of some characters, they'll almost never be able to be in scenarios that I enjoy playing... If that makes sense.
>>10062400
Sounds like a plan! I'll do my best

>>10062432
Oh, so she's off the menu or just request only? Because I was digging on that genie.

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...!

>>10062432
Well, that works great for me, I saw that you didn't have a ton of time to spare, which sucks. As much as I enjoy teasing you. I do need to play out some of my darker rougher fantasies.

>>10062228(000Anon)
Requests for? Sorry 000Anon, it's just that you came in out of the blue. heh.

>>10062260(One of the fifty best ESLFags here.)
Yeah, but I hope it's something simple, and easy to fix.

(I know but can I not do both? I mean you do have a cock /and/ a pussy after all~)

Yeah, that's pretty accurate, You want to be teased with a hot blonde? I've done a session with her and regular women, so something with her is alright. But I do have a decent card. I'm sure you have it hidden away somewhere.

>>10062414
>Hugs the anon.
Go make something nice, simple and healthy to eat, go exercise and get out more. I hope you start feeling better anon, I know what it's like.

>>10062466
Cute butt, bunny!

>>10062453
Request. Only character I've played that I've deleted entirely is Cynder from Spyro (and, I guess, Ana though I never got to play her). I'm just a bit tentative on Desiree because she's such a versatile character. Which is good! But I just worry that there might be some things I won't be able to write well depending on the session.
>>10062486
>Thumbs up
yea, sorry. Gotta work on fixing my sleep a liiiittle bit

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Please kill me.

>>10062502
Alright. Lay on the ground and close your eyes.

>>10062425
?

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>A door is kicked wide open as a young, blue-haired girl poses triumphantly in the frame. She inhales deeply, taking in a big, fresh breath of /ERP/ air.
What a wonderful aroma...
>The young girl suddenly cartwheels forwards, ending it with a fabulous pose!
Now then, gentlemen! It is time to lend me your PERVERT POWER!

>>10062553
If that's code for jacking off at you then count me in.

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>>10062486
I hope so too!

(I guess you can~)
That could be fun, yeah. Maybe a bit of role reversal, where Samus teases her about her big floppy dong but ends up taking on more than she can "chew" and eating her own words (among other things), if you will. Something like that.
Oh? And who else do you have on your card, again?

>>10062553
>Pervert Power succubus is back
My day just got so good

>>10062466
I want to do lewd things to that butt. May I?

>>10062553
How can I do that?

>>10062486
kiss your sister you curly headed feeding dumbass

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>>10062512
>The suicidal loner actually does what she is told and lays on her back, trying to squint her eyes instead of closing them all the way in order to at least see how she would meet her end.

>>10062553
PERVERT POWER granted! Show us your perverted body!

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>>10062432
>Whistles Ride of The Valkyries

>>10062615
>The man solemnly gets down on his knees on top of her, spread out on either side so as not to put any weight on her. In his hands he holds a rather large rock, struggling to even hold it in his hands.
I'll try to make it quick.

I've met up with Jinx IRL, AMA

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>>10062566
If "jacking you off" is code for stealing your energies, then yes!
>She swaps poses, this one even more extravagant than the last!
I have come to jack you off to reap you of you Pervert Power! What say you to that? Unable to resist my devilish charm? It sure isn't fun when you're THIS good at seducing a man!

>>10062581
Then you know why I'm here...
>The girl chuckles. Ominously. You get the feeling she's about to pose, but it's too late; SHE'S ALREADY SWAPPED POSES!!
Let your juices fly! It is time for me to feed!

>>10062605
Simple. You simply let nature takes it's course...
>The young girl takes one step forward. And poses.
...and allow I, Saki Minagawa...
>Another step. Another pose!
...to put you under my spell!!
>The blue-haired maiden suddenly begins rapid-firing out a myriad of poses, each more SEXY and ATTRACTIVE than the last!

>>10062623
Pervert Power is no laughing matter! It needs to be extracted with care!
>The girl stares at him all coy, bringing a hand to her nose so she can push up on her glasses fabulously.
And for that to happen, you must first be slain by my sexiness!

>>10062666
Yes, and?

>>10062666
Did she call you daddy, Satan?

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>>10062666
Cute attempt, Anon
>>10062629
I promise you we will finish that session
Cross my heart

>>10062693
Couple times, yeah. She's embarrassed over it.

>>10062671
Then you must show me such sexiness so that it can be extracted! Show off that butt!

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>>10062642
>Tomoko's eyes shoot wide open in fright as she looks at the large rock hovering right above her face.
Y-you don't have a gun or anything? ...Whatever, just make sure not to cripple me or anything.
>She clenched her eyes shut to prepare herself, seeming more nervous than ever.

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Reminder: Sexual intercourse is for those who have no willpower and degenerate meatbags.

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Quit staring at me.

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>>10062698

>>10062671
‘Ok that is really just south of weird town, but at least she does look good in all that poses.’
>The Anon thought looking at the slender girl with the strange hair ornament. Enjoying her attempt at being sexy if nothing else. He was not sure at all that something like Pervert Power was involved but he was a man and one with healthy desires. A girl striking sexy poses was something he and his penis were always ready to appreciate.
I don’t know if it’s my Pervert Power but this is definitely stirring something …

>>10062743
No. Beuty must be admired.

>>10062768
>ponyfags are illiterate
pottery

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>>10062748
>Don't you worry! Take your time!

>>10062748
best part is i did quick-edit that way back when to say "Not be a whore"; great minds think alike, 000-nim
>>10062791
'Ppreciate it lovely!
>>10062704
What did he mean by this

>person says we all need thicker skin
MANNY PARDO AVA WHEN?

>>10062743
Quit being so hot Pinkamena.

>>10062811
Write about the miami mutilator

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>>10062722
Huhuhu... It appears you've mistaken me for an amateur: someone who will take your Pervert Power the EASY way...
>Saki begins spinning rapidly on one leg... ending it with a pose that would make Dark Magician Girl herself come out of hiding!
Behold, my LEWDNESS!

>>10062753
You feel the need to... "release"?
>The young girl ends her posing roulette with a final, JAW-DROPPINGLY SEXY pose with her hands behind her head!
Let it all come out! I require your Pervert Power!

>>10062743
>implying I'm not trying to avoid looking at you in the first place
Hide Post

>>10062725
I mean, I could probably go get one if that would make you less nervous. Or you could hype up on pain killers first.

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>>10062824
Hands off. Now.

>>10062860
Can't. The butt is telling me to grope it. I must obey the butt.

>>10062802
GOD I JUST WANNA PISS IN YOUR SLUT MOUTH
NNNNNNNN
GRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH YEAAAAAH
TAKE IT YOU FUCKING SLUT
GOD YES FUCK
MMMMMMMMRRRRRRR
DRINK MY GOLDEN SHOWER
BIIIIIITCH
FUCK FUCK FUCK
YOU WHORE
AHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YESSSSSSSS

>>10062830
I don’t know miss, I’m not the kind of quickshot that come just because a girl does some lewd moves in front of him.
>He said quite fascinated by her last display, that last pose was professional level. His cock was really hard and throbbing, tenting his pants with appreciation for the sight.
I need more physical stimulus, at least let me take it out and fap.

>>10062883
nice rp

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>>10062883
Statement: Observe this meatbag here, clearly a deviant both by his actions and the fact he rambles about urination.

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>>10062870
>Slices your fucking hands off.

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>>10062911
Huhu... I know exactly what you mean! You are one of the rare males who is able to withstand my charms. That is why I shall have to use the first of my Forbidden Pervert Techniques!
>The blue-haired girl reaches into the depths of her uniform (all while posing, mind you) and suddenly tosses a bag of barbecue potato chips right at the man!
When you cannot grasp a man by the eyes, you must tug him by the stomach! Can you keep on resisting now that a VEXINGLY SEXY girl is giving you free snacks?!
>She couples this boast with another of her over the top poses!

>>10062975
>Die, gushing blood all over you.

>>10062975
I want to fuck this crazy girl!

>>10062989
>He grabbed the bag of chips by instinct, because no guy will let a food goes to west, and while holding it he looked at the girl and then started laughing heartily.
You know miss, you are funny and you know how to strike a sexy pose that is for sure. You really strike my fancies.
>He said, usually he was quit weary of weird people but this girl manage to push her weirdness into a whole new level, pushing it to the awesome level.
Would you mind come with me for a coffee or maybe something to eat? My treat. Then perhaps we could talk more about this Pervert Power of you and how to make me release it.

>>10062501
Well, it's good to at least know you're up for it.
Had something longer I wanted to do to Judy too. A long session with a few scenes in it.

>>10062577
Thanks.

(Hehe, I thought you'd like that~)
I love doing a role reversal with her when you have both the right....
>Their gloved hand palms your illustrious and infamous bulge, dragging their index finger from the bottom of the bulge up towards the top.
Tools-
>Leaning in whispering into your ear gently gnawing on it as I push the finger at the base of your cock back down towards your tip.
-And the desire to make to take responsibility for making you so hard~

-Fionna (Adventure time.)
-FemSlark (Dota)
-Femtwo (Pokemon)
-Fox (Zero suit)
-Kowan (Kancolle.)
-Molly (Cyan Capsule)
-Pharah (Overwatch)
-[Redacted] (Happy go lucky female horse)
-[Redacted]
-Samus (Metroid)
-Scanty (PSWG)
(Pretty sure that's the whole list.)

>>10062612
Why? I already ate her ass last time she was drunk. I'd show you the pics but you're a faggot.
My friends trying to get me into Runescape it's cancer I thought you didn't lurk here anymore.

I just want a friend to talk to tonight. That's all.

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>>10063048
...
>A smug expression appears on the girl's face. She's won. She breaks from her pose with a triumphant shrug.
I guess you just can't resist my charms, huh? A date is the perfect setting to get your Pervert Power flowing, so I accept!

>>10063058
What's up anon?
>Offers to make some hot or iced tea or a smoothie.

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>a book lies on a rather chubby looking girl's face
>she's wearing a sweater which has slipped up to expose some of her soft body
>her chest rises and falls showing she's not dead probably only bored to death
>a light snore confirms this
>the Catcher in the Rye lies on her face as the culprit

>>10062830
>The anon nosebleeds.
Impressive!

>>10062975
Human Pinkamena is seriously hot.

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>>10063084
YES!
>Saki breaks pose, spreading her arms wide and open as she stands before the torrent of nosebleed.
Pervert Power, come to me!

>>10063075
I'm a different anon... If you're using pervert power what happens when I give in and do perverted things to you?

>>10063080
>a perverted anon peeks at her from outside of the room, slowly rubbing himself through his pants at the sight of her thighs, chest and stomach

>>10063079
It's a long night at work. Having bouts of depression kicking in and giving me negative thoughts. Things like "you don't deserve to eat anything you fat ass" and "it'd be better to stay in your room all day so you don't embarrass your stupid ugly ass."

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>>10063111
That is the precise moment...
>Her eyes dart over to meet Anon's gaze.
That is the moment when I steal your Pervert Power and add it to my own, my sole purpose on this Quest of Sexiness!

>>10063075
A date then. Let’s go. I know a good place, they have a good variety of drinks and they make some really good cakes.
>‘Smooth Anon, girls dig cakes, delicious cake and all. We are going to score here no more handshake between us this time just a cutie piece of ass and she know how to shake it, good job!’
>The inner voice of his cock was congratulating him while he walked the girl to the place he has choose for their “date” all while trying to do some chat with her trying to figure what kind of person she was, beside a girl able to strike sexy poses in front of a stranger.

>>10062577
Spooonty~... I don't think we finished cuddling...

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>>10063162
>The inner voice of the succubus is telling her how she's definitely going to score some sweet, sweet Pervert Power tonight! No more men telling her that she's "not sexy enough" or "a little kid"! The time to get serious is now!
So then, where are we going? Perhaps a...
>POSE!
...Maid Cafe?!

>>10063080
>a lone boy glances adjacently towards the snoring girl with a puzzled look, wondering if it would be impolite to wake her
>several moments of silent thought pass accompanied with a cacophony of background chatter of other people and the a/c blowing before he musters the courage to lift the book off her slumbering face
>still not certain of her status of either being awake or asleep, a small finger gently pokes her resting arm and softly sinks into her flesh before speaking softly to the mysterious heroine
Hey...you okay over here?

Lurkers come out and play

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>>10063216
>Comes out to play

>>10063145
And if I'm able to resist your charms? Will you up the stakes?

>>10063138
Well, you need to tell yourself that it's only the depression making you second guess yourself. Try not to focus on anything negative. Repeating the word "nothing" Would be better than letting your mind drag you down.
If you have aa job then you deserve to eat, and it doesn't matter how you look. you have a job. Be proud of it!

>>10063241
>Licks the drooling horsecock.

>>10063216
All the avas I wanted to play with left while I was waiting on something that never came to fruition.

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>>10063216

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>>10063136
>she's quite Stop correcting "unconscious" of this fact due to being, well unconscious
>she does move in her sleep causing the book on her face to fall off, causing her to shake her head slightly and roll a little to the left showing off her plush ass as well
>>10063213
>she blinks a few times to adjust to the light before her pupils widen
"Aww crap, I fell asleep again didn't I."
>she realizes that there is a bit of drool on her face and wipes it off before giving an embarrassed smile

>>10063195
>‘Seriously what with her and all that poses …’ He thought looking at her striking another pose and emphasizing the word “Maid Café” just like some she was out of some sentai show.
>‘Don’t know Anon but that legs are not bad, rise them more baby!’
>‘Seriously? Cock how desperate we are?’
>‘Very Anon. Don’t let this chick go, she is a keeper!’
>Inner dialogue aside he was pondering her sudden interest for a Maid Café.
A Maid Café? I do know a couple of them, would you like to go there? They are not good like the one I had in mind but girls there have some nice uniforms …
>‘Anon, I’m not sure this is a smooth move … think more about it’.
>‘If you want me to think stop draining all my blood!’

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>>10063243
>Groggily groans from the lick and reaches over to find the person's head, more pre dripping from the flared tip and the veins pulsating with fresh blood as her horsecock stiffens.
Mmph...Focus on the head whoever you are...

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>>10063216
Too work to do today. Sorry Anons-chi.

>>10063271
>*quite unconscious
I hate Microsoft Edge

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>>10063216

I nodded off before replying in the last thread so I will formally take my leave. See you all in a few days and I hope you all enjoy your weekend.

>>10063283
>That writing
(I hope this is the dementia player, I owe you some sweet release.)

>Grabs the base of her thick veiny horse cock pressing their lips up against the base running them up and over some veins, stopping to tease them before they kiss her rigid flared tip, moaning as they lap up your pre in slow rough licks.
Mhnmm... More...

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>>10063243
You underestimate my power...! My Pervert Power! That is not even including my Forbidden Pervert Techniques...!

>>10063278
Exactly...
>Saki grins maliciously.
The perfect scenario to take your Pervert Power from you; when you are surrounded by CUTE MAIDS! You'll be at your most vulnerable!

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>>10063342
(Nope it's Owain. The dementia poster is here.)
>>10063266
(Would you like to play with them instead?)

>>10063337
Whoever this is is adorable and catch you later then.

>>10063271
I believe you did, unfortunately.
>a sheepish grin passes across his face before looking down at his lap, scratching the back of his head before adjusting his glasses and looking back to the newly awoken beauty
So...Catcher in the Rye, huh? I heard that Salinger was so adamant about not having his book being recreated for movie or TV. Weird, huh?

>>10063271
(i don't understand the stop correcting part but it's funny and cute regardless)
>he lets out a small gasp of surprise, almost more shocked than aroused at how big, round soft her ass is
>he begins rubbing at himself slightly faster and harder, his breathing becoming more and more tense

F-fuck, she's so flawless

>he whispers to himself, under his breath

>>10063360
That's fine. I'm probably going to cum soon... I would like to get spit roasted by the both of you though
>>10063266
Why is her cock just so...

>>10063381
They're an ESL and are having trouble with their google translate.

>>10063348
Ok. We have to turn left there and we will be in the Maid Café.
>‘Seriously what she is planning to do in a Maid Café?’
>‘Don’t know, don’t care. As long as it involves her mouth and me shooting on those glasses of her.’
>Some Inner dialogue and small chit-chat after, the Anon and the weird girl were sitting in the Café, surrounded by girls in really cute and slightly sexy maid uniforms. In front of them a menu with a fair choice of sweet treats and special extra to choice from.
I think, I’m going to take the Special Mocaccino, how about you?

>>10063058
I'd have been happy to chat with you, but I have to go back to work. Maybe next time Anon

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>>10063342
>Orphelia's vein-veiled piece of cock meat swells from the hands placed upon it, nibbling on her bottom lip as the pink portion of her shaft thickens from the stimulation. Each powerful vein crisscrossing her length swells from the touches to them, Orphelia's member throbbing with need from the anon's caresses. As his warm tongue brushes across her opening Orphelia lightly thrusts forward, slapping the flared glans right against his tongue to fill it with the salty taste. Yearning for more she pushes the remaining portion of her cock head between his lips, rocking from side to side as she grinds against his inner cheeks.
If you want more you're going to have to suck harder than that...

>>10063243
It's hard to not think about these things, unfortunately. Being alone for the majority of the night, and the only person to talk to doesn't care about your well being, it's easy to go to my own thoughts. And sometimes those thoughts can only think about the poor qualities I have, or not even have. I know I'm not fat, nor am I ugly. But these thoughts, no matter what, they come in and infest.
>>10063435
The initial offer was nice anyways, thank you.

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>>10063408
I'll be having...
>SAKI SUDDENLY STANDS IN HER SEAT, PREFORMING ONE OF HER EXTRAVAGANT POSES ON TOP OF THE TABLE FOR THE ENTIRE CAFE TO BEHOLD!
YOUR PERVERT POWER!! GIVE IT TO ME!

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>>10063381
>>10063398
read: >>10063294
Microsoft Edge has the shittest spell check along with being the shittest browser

>>10063369
"Yeah, something about it wouldn't work in those mediums, he said he'd only do possibly animation or a stage adaptation with him playing Holden."
>she shrugs causing her breasts to slightly jiggle
"Honestly, I just think Salinger was a little bitch like Holden."

>>10063381
(I'm going to have this be an alt timeline or whatever unless you want to get cucked)
>her breathing causes her stomach to swell just a little and the slight movements of her sleep cause both her slightly visible breasts and her fully visible ass to jiggle for his viewing pleasure

Looking for my man~

>>10063241
BED
E
D

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>>10063527
(LEAVE ME TO MY BUSINESS)

>>10063479
>In a matter of few moments every single person in the Café was looking at the weird girl after she loudly shouted her ‘order’. Anon was way beyond embarrassed and he was seriously thinking about running out from the place, but luckily for him (or not) cock was already holding most of the CPU processing power and so instead he opted to grab the girl and rush to the toilet with her, hiding both of them there.
WHAT IS WRONG IN THAT HEAD OF YOU GIRL? DON’T SHOUT SUCH THING LOUD! I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COME HERE ANYMORE IF YOU GOING FURTHER!
>With rage and desire building in his brain Anon made a quite bad decision, unzipping his pants he pulled out his hard and throbbing cock and showed it to her.
You want my pervert power? Do your magic and take it!

>>10063493
(yeah for sure, definitely not looking to be cucked)
>he slowly comes to his senses and realizes that what he's doing is wrong, despite how good it feels
>he stands up straight, pulls his erection to the side slightly in an attempt to conceal it, and clears his throat

A-ahem, you okay there? Sorry to interrupt your sleep, but gosh you really are snoring loudly

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All my orbiters are gone or asleep is it okay for me to post I'm bored

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>>10063540
Good bed small child

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>>10063576
(You go to bed, animu poster. I will sleep when the time is right.)

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>>10063546
>A bad decision indeed. Saki's face goes white. She looks disgusted, maybe shocked. Considering she has the balls to pull a stunt like that in a public place, it must take a lot to faze her.
Uhh... I-I said Pervert Power....

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>>10063598
Sleep is for the weak.

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>>10063612
(Then you understand why I must not rest. To rest is to show weakness.)

>>10063605
Pervert Power here. Pervert Power there. You did nothing but yelling that all day and throw sexy poses all around. So tell me what kind of thing is this Pervert Power you keep talking about?

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>>10063632
>The blue-haired girl shakily touches the tip of her nose with a finger.
Y-You know... Nosebleeds?

>>10063493
(I love this artist)
>taking as subtle of a glance as he possibly could, he examined the boxumed beauty beside the young boy
>she was stunning. A woman whose body could have rivaled any Renaissance image, with all the right fluff and chub in the right places. Her chest silently heaved forward with fullness as her sweater loosely hugged them. Her belly poked out below it, showing a round softness and cute innie belly button that was milky white from a lack of sunlight. Her lower clothing also clung tightly to her body, her smooth, plush thighs slightly pressing together, perhaps as warm and supple as they probably looked
>realizing how long his not-so-subtle glance was now, he looked up again at the cute girl and muttered something cohesive back
Hrm? Oh! Yeah, he really kept to himself. But even then, he needed to loosen up a bit. I mean, better to have an optimistic look on life, right?

>>10063641
Ah nosebleed. Nosebleed.
>Mindbroken the Anon started beating his face against the wall until his nose his broke and bleeding.
Here you nosebleed. Now have a nice day.
>And saying so he leaved the weird girl all alone.

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HUH?

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>>10063686
>...That's enough Pervert Power for one day. Saki slowly... slowly... sloooooowwwllyyy creeps away and back out the door she came in earlier, gently closing it behind her...

>>10063686
>>10063726
What the fuck just happened?

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>>10063672
>she tried not to show she noticed, guys sorta had a bad habit of how they always want to enjoy everything underneath but had some common decency so they just ended up staring at her or any other girl before averting their gazes furtively
>though he wasn't bad himself compared to her, he seemed pretty nice, hell, he was just acting like a dude usually does
"Yeah, I guess everybody needs to loosen up a bit."
>she throws her arms back behind her head lazily
>>10063547
>she blearily looks up at the anon before waking up when he mentions she was snoring
"Oh God."
>she looks embarrassed with her cheeks reddening as she moves to an upright sitting position her body jiggling as she does so
>she remembers she just disturbed this poor guy so much that he had to come over
"I am so sorry about that, fuc- uh."
>she's in mixed company
"Seriously, that was totally my bad."

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>>10063766
(Something magical. Night night.)

>>10063766
He revealed the D in public with other people watching because he was confused/impatient

>>10063690
Its more like "HUH!"
Like he's surprised you had the audacity to fight him

>>10063779
>>10063792
Oh nvm it's just someone from HG looking to troll and never pull out.

>>10063454
>After she thrusts the salty tip against his lips, his mouth opens up wide, while his lips remain closed' letting her length into his mouth after it forces its way past them. His cheeks pull in as he starts sucking hard on her flared tip. His warm wet tongue bathing her in his saliva. The hand around her ass moves down cupping and fondling her balls as he slowly takes more of her length into his mouth until it hits his throat.
(Someone walked n so I already came, but I'm hard again.)

>>10063792
BUT HE FOUGHT ME

>>10063779
~de geso

>>10063802
rude

>>10063766
I was done done with her shit.
I'm not going to reply to that ava anymore.

>>10063776
>he cracks a smile as she censors herself, letting out a small laugh

You know it's okay to say "fuck" around me, right? We're adults, I don't mind. I can't get through a conversation without accidentally swearing at least once. And don't worry about the snoring, it was a little funny. Plus it gave me an excuse to come over here and talk to you, hah.
>he punctuates his sentence with an unfortunately nervous laugh, despite his best efforts to come across as confident
>he's still incredibly nervous, especially since his erection has yet to fade, though he's pretty confident she hasn't noticed it

>>10063797
The mask was white. It's just soaked in 5h3 blood of the foolish and arrogant.

So that's all the fucking that's gonna be happening tonight, huh? Oh well, night thread.

>>10063862
See ya anon

>>10063829
HAHA
FAGGOT

>>10063829
You got pranked newfag

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>>10063829
you got fucked like a little bitch
get cucked son

>>10063887
Vino was right. ERP is a waste of time.

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>>10063805
>Each suckle along the salty cockflesh she possesses forces more of the pre cum from her backed up pouch, copious amounts of seed sloshing around within the round orbs. Placing both of her hands atop his head she easily slides forward, sheathing inch after inch of turgid cock meat between the anon's lips. His tongue acts as a perfect runway for her underside to glide across, not stopping until she feels her equine member curve at a bend to fill the entirety of his esophagus. Orphelia's lips curl into a smile as she bottoms out within the anon's throat, shifting around as she rubs against the drool slick walls of his throat. Orphelia soon tugs her spittle-clad girth out of his windpipe, sliding it back until the rim of her tip brushes against the back of the anon's teeth. She soon begins to facefuck him in earnest, her hefty orbs only stopped from bunting against his chin by the hand playing with the semen-weighed spunk factories. One of her hands reaches down to caress his cheek, tongue flicking past her lips to glaze them in saliva.
"Mmm...That's good. Lighten my burden with your mouth."

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>doubting Vino
>ever

>>10063776
(sorry for the late responses, I'm stuck on my phone for a bit)
>he looked up at the ceiling for a moment and silently cursed at himself, realizing how much he oggled this girl he JUST met like nothing more than eye candy
>"...but she did look extremely hot..." an inner voice bemused to itself.
>No! Bad brain! You put the excess blood flowing below back to the body and behave! Be...good!
>his vision returned back to the girl's face, an angelic visage smiling back at him acting as if nothing was wrong. The silly-looking guy turned his head back to her and told back in his chair
So yeah, do you have a favorite quip from the book? I always liked the deaf-mute bit Holden has to himself.

Hi HG

>>10063899
Get fucking dunked, son.

>>10063918
>Giving a damn what some dirty abbo has to think.

Hi I'm anon and I'm looking for someone I can shove my dick in and typefuck for a few minutes then cum and silently go away
Who's up

>>10063989
Kill yourself.

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>>10063989
Hi anon im gay

>>10063956
HG hates Vino though, he's their Paul. Just let him throw his ego tantrum and wipe himself out.

>>10063992
Gonna bend over or what?

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>>10064029
Hi gay I'm bi

>>10064075
I'm not Jinx.

>>10064059
Different Vino. The Vino they're talking about is Izaya using Merc from RWBY to shitpost with.

R A P E M E

>>10064097
I wasn't asking that
Bend the fuck over

>>10064089
Show boobs.

>>10064103
I thought they were the same person desu

>>10064114
Bend your mom.

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>>10064115
ok

>>10064124
>gropes the pervert

>>10064124
Thank you.

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>>10064118
Well they aren't. Here's the Vino you're talking about and he's not an aussie.

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>>10064089
How are you?

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>>10064133
>Moans

>>10064135
np

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>>10064159
Like a banana

>>10064159
I want to ride Astolfo.

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>>10064175
I just finished eating a banana.
>>10064182
Astolfo is cute.

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>>10064189
Then we both must feel energetic

>>10064175
I want those panties on my face

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>>10064192
I'm actually feeling pretty tired. Working third shift all night.

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>>10063690
moonbrook turned boys into men

Deader than Disco.

>>10064291
THICC

>>10064288
deader than the cat I buried

>>10064293
No anon, you are the cat.

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>>10064298

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Nerds.

>>10064321
A cat is fine too.

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>>10064336

>>10064335
Boobs

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Post something that triggers the /d/ fags, then post something that triggers the vanillafags

>>10064288
Deader than my late wife.

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>>10064387

>>10064387
>cum on the popcorn.

>>10063900
(Fuck, I was waiting for the usual pop up.)
(Are you still around)

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>>10064476
(I doubt it man. My person isn't replying either.)
(You doing alright?)

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>>10064347
Nerds!

>>10064441
>I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn
>and its non dairy

>>10064387
You should've been here when some Anon made a list of the bottom tier /erp/ fetishes. /d/ could only defend themselves by literally saying
>At least it's not scat/vore/feet etc.

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>>10064517
>tfw you like scat and vore

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>Blocks your path

>>10064514
Big Boobs

>>10064525
My nigga.

>>10064514
Nerd here what's up?

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>>10064528
>>10064532
You know what's good with big boobs?

A nice fat horsecock.

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>>10064476
(Kinda lost my mood after the long delays. Sorry anon.)

>>10064571
Go to bed Owain

>>10064571
I'd offer to continue, but I know there will be delays. I didn't mean to make you wait.)
(Good night man, you did help me to cum, if it matters.)

>>10064512
(I'm alright, A mix of very horny, tiny bit high, hungry, and sleepy. probably the worst time to erp heh.)
(They are but I took too long to reply. Feels bad. Were you an anon or an Ava?)

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>>10064595
(I refuse.)
>>10064599
(Glad you enjoyed yourself.)

>>10064643
>(Glad you enjoyed yourself.)
Savage

It's time to wake up ERP.

>>10064599
(Anon. I'm on my phone and my computer is wiped out, save for an external hdd. I'd continue with anything but I've been working all night and I'm soaked from the rain and want to fall asleep.)

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I brought a coffin for the thread.

>>10064781
>Comes out of the coffin and kissus the Guu

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>>10064812
THAT WAS FOR THE THREAD
>punches

>>10064825
>Gets knocked unconscious and is hit back into the coffin, which causes it to topple over and close for good.

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>>10064833
>buries the coffin 6 ft under
Good luck kissing me now.

I'm scared ERP, how I know if i'm diabetic?

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Hi.

>>10064976
Do you drink and piss like 50 times a day?

>>10064977
Heeeeeelllllllllllllllllo

>>10064982
Are you taking care of yourself, Anon?

>>10065019
Yes?

ERP is dead post ASS.

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>>10065172

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>>10065172

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>>10065172

>>10065183
NIGGA THEY DRINKING YO LAUNDRY SAUCE

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/Tfw committed to erp fcs
>Tfw tried to remain impartial
I guess it was meant to be comrads...

>>10065190
real shit????

>>10064976
Constant thirst
If you miss meals you get shakes/tremors
Body doesn't heal wounds like it used to especially in the lower body
Really the only way to know is get tested

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>>10065172

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>>10065172

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buy me vidya

>>10064549
I just wounder why they did the extra zoom in on the cum.
Do they really not expect us to realize that is sperm or something?

>>10065313
Suck my cock.

>>10064976
>>10065267
1.Very true
2.That's once you DO get treated, and it's caused by hypoglycemia. Aka having too little sugar, the opposite.
3.That's not immediately apparent, but it's mostly noticeable on the toes.
4.Very true

Source: I have 'Beetus

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>>10065324
For free, discounted vidya?
Absolutely, put it here.

>>10065344
You are going to bite me?

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>>10065379
Only if you want.

>>10065394
Why would I buy you anything?

Anybody here knows TND's full card?

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>>10065172
Me on the bottom

>>10065503
No.

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>>10065436
Why, because I asked nicely, anon!
Oh, and I do provide many services. You need only ask.

Post some big ol' boobies.

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>>10065515

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>>10065515

>>10065522
They said that they were making another folder so they'll be away for a bit I guess.

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>>10065515

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>>10065515

>>10065531
Thats a bit upsetting, I thought they might still bring her around while working

>>10065503
I think it would be rude to post their card but here's a list from discord:
Setsuna (Fire Emblem Fates)
Ami and Yumi (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi)
Batgirl (DC)
Courtney (Total Drama)
Delirium (The Sandman)
Elena (Street Fighter)
Frost (Mortal Kombat)
Gwenpool (Marvel)
Hinoka and Camilla (Fire Emblem Fates)
Izzy (Total Drama)
Jade (Mortal Kombat)
Makoto (Street Fighter)
Mavis (Hotel Transylvania)
Nora (RWBY)
Palutena (Kid Icarus)
Phantasma (Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School)
Phoebe (Pokemon)
Rinkah (Fire Emblem Fates)
Ritsu (K-On)
Rottytops (Shantae)
Ruto (The Legend of Zelda; adult only)
Splash Woman (Mega Man)
Synth (IAHFY OC)
Tharja (Fire Emblem Awakening)
Vinyl Scratch (MLP; human only)
Wii Fit Trainer (Wii Fit/Smash Bros)
Wii U-tan (Console-tan)
Zone-tan (Z0NE-sama)

>>10065504
>>10065536
So you just teasing with Ivy or are you going to break her out?

>>10065537
Some avas do still play while making a folder, but building one can double as a vacation plus there's more to adding another ava than just grabbing lewd pics I think.

>>10065546
Thank you very much anon.

>>10065509
Services?
So you going to clean my house, cause that would be worth buying you a shitload of games

>>10065564
Glad I could help

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>>10065515

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>>10065557
I was partly tearing since I like the renders. But would Peale be interested in an XTRA THICC Ivy?

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>>10065565
Not exactly what I meant, but sure, let's roll with that.
Just buy me the games first. :^)

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>>10062395
I adore this image

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>>10065515

>>10065580
No, no. Clean first then games.

No memes but should I actually consider picking up a male ava? I swear I won't just shitpost.

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>>10065579
>Those typos
Would be nice if I knew how to type.

>>10065579
Regular Ivy please thanks.

>>10065581
000's taste in friends might be questionable, but their choice in artistic images is impeccable.

>>10065607
Honestly you can try, but you better be prepared to sling dick at every girl you see if you want action, people aren't gonna come to you for it

>>10065617
Please elaborate more?

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>>10065617
Cowgirl? What did I miss?
Also good morning /erp/!

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>>10065617
>>10065628
They mean like one of these.

>>10065634
Hi Bridget.

>>10065636
Touch the cow. Do it now!

>>10065626
And how do I know you won't just take the vidya and run. Trust is a two way street, dorito

>>10065642
Have fun: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=isabella_valentine

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>>10065636
Cathyl
All of my yes, but I'd take almost any cow/mino monstergirl

>>10065641
Hey, Anon! How are you this morning?

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>>10065607
If you think you can play them well and think they will be desirable then sure, play a male ava! Just don't expect as warm a welcome as a generic anime girl. Also, it helps if you swing both ways.

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>>10065649
I'll, uh...
Would you be interested in something else? Perhaps, something not meme-tier and within the realm of possibility?
I just want muh discount vidya.

>>10065661
Bored. How about you?

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>>10065671
Pretty good. I was supposed to do a 12 hour shift but they didn't need me, so I'm home, comfy, and trying to get Steam to work

>>10065622
>>10065663
>>10065627
Thanks for the heads up! Maybe I'll make one for straight sessions and a trap for people that are into that. I know we got like 3 trap avas but I hardly see them get any action so I'm unsure of how the thread feels towards them.

>>10065678
>Heterosexual kissus

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>>10065647

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>>10065682
TrapAnon get requested almost nightly, but they are very good.
DMG has two traps and both are reasonably popular.
I'm sure there are several more I'm missing

>>10065692
Thank you!
>kissus back

>>10065704
To be fair, TrapAnon was requested a lot because I had a long term session going on with him. Took like 4 parts to finish but it was fun. You also forgot Incase Anon

Threadly reminder that we need some more Idolm@ster girls.

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>>10065748

>>10065748
I'll play any girl you want, but I'll only do NTR

>>10065767
Can't he play the bull then?

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>>10065741
That was you? Good show. The two of you seemed to have fun together. TrapAnon is still good in my opinion, even when they played the 3D trap.
>IncaseAnon
They're another good one. See, I'm scatterbrained this morning. And I still feel like I'm forgetting others

>>10065761
Who are the two that aren't the left? I'll play them.

>>10065774
I'll play the girl and the bull, duh.

>>10065790
Go back to NTR

>>10065790
Ahhh, you mad man.

>>10065790
>>10065806
Samefag check

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>>10065814
>being this insecure
Cute.

>>10065826
>Faking (You)'s because NTR doesn't want you either

>>10065783
Yeah it was fun, a lot of avas tend to give anons chances to do multi-part sessions if they're really into it so I was happy to do it with them. I prefer traps so I play with a lot of them here and I few Anon x Anon here and there. If you see Incase call someone a fag and the two of them the have a weird back and forth in the thread, that's me.

>>10065834
>implying I'm insecure enough to fake (You)s
>implying I'm as insecure as you are
I already post on NTR daily.
You can have fun with me too, if you want. <3

>>10065834
>asks for a samefag check
>gets a samefag check
>instantly claims it's fake
Why would you even bother asking in the first place?

>>10065849
No thanks, just go back to NTR

Wake up ERP.

>>10065860
No.

>>10065857
Because you can never win with these people.

>>10065860
I'm awake, but it's time for work.

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>>10065842
It's great you have had good relationships with the Avas you've played with, and I'll have to keep an eye out for your banter with IncaseAnon.
Anon x Anon can be a lot of fun too, that's how I got started and learned I enjoy making others feel good

>>10065880
Have a good day, honey.

>>10065860
When the dead is at rest, let his remembrance rest;

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Wake up or else~

>>10065955
Would you let me touch you in some weird place?

>>10065955
Or else what?

>>10065892
I like to think that most anons have good relationships with the Avas they frequently play with, I'm just so much of a faggot that Incase can pick me out of the thread with deadly accuracy, even when the bastard's playing with his other ava. Yeah our Anon session was fun as well, and I only just realized that I like making others feel good when my partner told me that they came during a small session we were having.

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>>10065968
M..maybe.
>>10065970
Or else you won't get breakfast silly! It's the most important of meals!

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>>10065972
Sounds like you've caught the itch too. It's the first step down an interesting road. I hope to see you soon, sweetie!

>>10065995
Fine, I'm awake.

>>10066021
Yeah yeah catch you later, I have an idea of how to finish our session but planning for how my guy reacts to the trap is the hardest part!

>>10066034
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

>Reads through thread
What the fuck was the 'Pervert Power' shit about?

>>10066057
Some HG posted who used some slice of life manga with a "succubus" who got off of making people uncomfortable or some shit without ever actually doing anything lewd.

Where's 'Threadly Avas You Want To See Played?' Anon?

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>>10066034
Hey, don't stress about it. You've done great so far. I know you'll come up with the right answer, just watch out for violence. Remember, Bridget is a professional bounty hunter and besides it really isn't my thing, especially in a sexual sense.
You've got some time before I can really lewd like I enjoy, so take it easy, things will come naturally to you when you least expect it. I'm going to crawl into bed for a while now. See ya round!

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>>10066077
We're already in autosage and I was sleeping.

>>10066109
We're only on page 3 and the thread needs something to liven it up

>>10066109
>Autosage
>ConfusedNewfagNoises.mp3

>>10066124
Let it go Anon. It's time for ERP to die.

>>10066109
Its a bumplimit!

>>10066134
>>10066147
bleurgh you know what i meant

>>10066151
I-I meant that I don't know what autosage means....

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>>10066157

>>10066157
You can type "sage" in the options bar and your post won't bump the thread. Once the thread hits the bumplimit, every post defaults to the sage effect.

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What is the standing on potatoes?

>>10066139
The only way /erp/ need to die is in a cleansing fire so she can be reborn anew without the cancerous lesions that currently drag her down