HG
I love all of you guys.
>>10021444
>Iida Tenya sits down in the middle of the graveyard and checks his phone.
>>10021444
Where're you getting all this artwork from?
>>10021465
Don't you lie to me.
>>10021465
Even that one faggot nobody likes?
>>10021490
Even Hoshi, yes
>>10021474
>Iiya's phone starts ringing.
>>10021465
Ew faggot
>>10021442
>She gains a look of annoyance to her as she moves several inches to the right.
There. Now leave.
>>10021465
I can state I have grown fond of everyone some way as well. Thank you.
>>10021497
>>10021497
Well then, to each their own.
>>10021510
I'm mad I haven't had the chance to kill them yet!
>>10021475
I mean, there isnt specific places where I get them.
For this example I just searched up demon's souls wallpaper in google images and found this
https://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?i=206864
I seen where greeting posts are usually frowned upon so would it just be best to respond to the games?
Just do whatever you want and fuck the haters.
Do you see a game? No.
So if you want to RP do a greeting post.
>>10021543
Do you walk into rooms full of people and loudly announce your presence in the real world?
Because that is what autistic people do, anon.
>>10021543
I was trying to think of a clever way to say your brother nearly got killed and that you're faggot, sorry for taking so long.
>>10021561
When you put it that way it makes sense.
>>10021575
What?
>>10021536
Ahhh. Alright, I see
Digging these OP's lately. Thanks for sharing.
>>10021575
>you're faggot
>>10021543
responding to games you're in is pretty much the point of this place anyways
as for greeting posts, it really depends on the current company, some people will give you shit for it but the rest usually don't care
>>10021561
>>10021580
Keyword: loudly.
Who decides what's loud or not?
>>10021523
I thought you had fallen asleep again. Falling to anger like that will make them get the upper hand again. They may do worse next time.
>>10021617
I DON'T KNOW. DOES THIS SOUND LOUD?
>>10021561
>he doesn't loudly pronounce that he's here for everyone to see
>>10021637
Its text you faggot.
>>10021605
You are faggot. Yeah?
>>10021561
(Why would you think that every time someone greets they are shouting it? That is dumb)
>>10021632
Next time they will be worse. I swear on it!
>>10021656
NO NEED TO BE RUDE AND CALL ME NAMES.
>Shinobu walks in quietly so nobody would notice and sits down at her table
>walks in and slaps everyone in the ass before screaming at the top of my lungs
G R E E T I N G S
>>10021673
I see. What do you want me to do with this information? Accompany you when you meet them again? Fight your battles?
>>10021703
>sits next to you with high-power UV lamps, boxes of garlic and a wooden stake crossbow with auto-heart lockon
Sup?
I want to slide down Shinobu's throat as she vores me
>>10021703
>Two wooden doors swing open as a butler arrives, wheeling a cart which carries many covered plates and cutlery. He begins setting the table in front of Shinobu.
Hello Master. Today I'll be serving...
>The butler suddenly stops what he's doing as he gets a good look at the girl.
Wait a moment, you're not the Master... are you?
>>10021746
Do you vampire hunters usually sit down fully geared next to a vampire enjoying a meal and casually greet her like nothing is going to happen afterwards?
>>10021781
>Shinobu glances the butler, a spark in her eyes flashes, sensing opportunity
Well... Today, I am. Yes, I am your master!
>>10021735
No!! I can handle them on my own! Just..help me if it goes wrong. Which it wont!
>>10021793
Oh! I hardly recognized you.
>The butler resumes setting the table, aligning the girl's silverware *almost* perfectly.
I must say Master, blonde hair is a good look for you. I'm not sure how you managed to become so small though...
>He places one of the platters down on the table and removes the cover, revealing a well decorate meal.
To start you off I have prepared a lobster souffle with a side of roaster pigeon, all dressed in bouillon.
>The butler steps away.
I hope it is to your liking.
>>10021733
>The woman jumps forward from the sudden attack. Rubbing her backside, she glares at the newcomer.
Welcome. Do you have a death wish?
>>10021837
I understand. Now about your commander...
Does he still want you to speak with others your age? I believe I may have found something.
Can someone host?
>>10021859
Can you suck my dick?
>>10021859
Give me a few minutes to rub one out
>>10021846
>Shinobu picks up one of the Piece of silverware as if trying to figure out what use it would be to her.
>Instead of using it, she tosses it aside and lifts the lobster whole
>She bites into it, shell and all as the warm juices soak the table
>The sounds of her chewing and the crunching of the shell fill the room
>>10021859
I'll wait until the desperation levels skyrocket.
>>10021846
>With only seeing the roasted pigeon on the table, the hungry Rushe rushes towards the table and leaps for the pigeon.
Foood!!
>>10021855
Yes. Yes he does. You better not throw me again or I will break that rule!
>>10021897
>The sudden crunch causes the butler to lose his composure. He drops a teacup! The fine china shatters on the ground. The butler is froze-
>>10021918
>And then a mongrel leaps onto the table he prepares and starts trashing his fine dish, gnawing at it like a savage animal!
OHH NO!! MASTER, I AM SO SORRY!
>>10021936
>Finished with the lobster, she begins to eye the pigeon while wiping her chin off with her arm
>She tries to reach the pigeon but her reach is too short for the long table.
>She grabs a fork to extend her reach, but it doesn't work as well
>She tosses the fork aside, it lands next to the fork she threw earlier.
>She climbs onto the table
>>10021957
>Rushes out of no where and tackles the vamp
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10021936
>>10021957
>She sinks her face into the other dish, using no hands at all, she devours the other half of the meal
>>10021926
Understood. I will not be throwing you this time.
>Grabbing their hand and dragging it, she drags them and herself over to>>10021703 's table.
>>10021703
Welcome.
>Without any acknowledgement from the other, she takes her seat there. She then motions to the child next to her.
This one wanted to speak with you. I will be surveying over this.
>>10021972
god I love SHAFT
>>10021969
>Shinobu is knocked off the table and into a decorative metal railing
>The steel bends into the shape of her head as she becomes stuck in it.
>>10021978
Greetings, dark one.
>She wipes off her mouth once again still stuck in the railing
A little assistance, it you do not mind. I seem to be stuck.
>>10021936
>The Fighter tears into the pigeon, it's meat quickly making her stomach full. The Rushe licks her lips clean after eating, leaping off the table and patting her stomach.
Ahh~ That was some fine eating. Welp...
>She looks over to the butler, smiling.
thanks for the food!
>As she walks away, she puts her hands behind the back of her head, whistling.
>>10022005
>The anon continues to scream
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10021957
>>10022024
MASTER, I AM SO SORRY!!
>The butler suddenly draws a knife from his coat and brings it up to his own neck.
I HAVE FAILED YOU AS A BUTLER! UNABLE TO SERVE EVEN A SINGLE DISH WITHOUT BRINGING YOUR ENTIRE MEAL TO RUIN! PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO TAKE MY LIFE SO THAT I MAY ATONE FOR MY FAILURE!!
>>10022024
wow what a dick
>>10022032
>>10022041
>An irritated Shinobu returns the primal call
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>10022058
>slaps the vampire repeatedly while she is stuck
AHHHHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10022005
That seems to be correct.
>Getting up form the table, she tilts her head in a few directions to see what is the best way to get her removed.
I was wrong. It is correct.
>Grabbing onto the girl's leg, she begins to pull softly towards her.
Prepare yourself. This may hurt.
>>10022058
SAY THE WORDS, MASTER! SAY THEM AND I SHALL DRIVE THIS DAGGER DEEP AND LET THE BLOOD FLOW! THEN YOU SHALL BE RID OF THE FAILURE BUTLER WHO STANDS BEFORE YOU!
>>10021978
>after resisting they eventually accept thier fate once more.
Could you not! Go do whatever the hell you do ram!
>>10022005
>>10022058
Looks like you got stuck up there~
>and already Kuroyuri is thinking of ways how to make this problem worse. Only to suddenly cover thier ears.
SHUT. UP. BLONDY.
>>10021993
MMMMMMMM!!!
>>10021868
Host
>>10021871
Thank you
>>10022053
Rushe are known to take food from higher class citizens... Well, old styled Rushes.
Oh, and because well cooked food is too good to pass up.
>>10022098
dick
>>10022078
>Kuroyuri gets desperate having to shout to the butler just so he can hear past shinobu's screeching
GET HER TO SHUT UP AND I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!
>>10022079
>She fails to notice their anger once again. Instead taking her time trying to free the blonde girl.
You. Child. Make yourself useful and assist me.
>>10022079
>>10022072
>Shinobu braces herself as the dark one and black one prepare to pull her out of the railing
Make it quick!
>>10022078
Be the after dinner entertainment! Show me the river of blood!
>>10022065
Ouch!
>Shinobu breaks her continuous screeching
Get me out of here!
>>10022116
Indeed she is.
>>10022124
Stop calling me that!
>>10022125
>Pissed off at this point, kuroyuri brings out her Wars, which grabs onto Shinobu's legs and pulls her down by force.
>>10022120
>>10022125
VERY WELL, MASTER! YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!
>The butler suddenly thrusts the blade into his own neck and falls forwards to the ground.
>>10022125
>Not saying another word, she begins to pull very hard as her feet leave the ground. With such strength, she manages to rip off the entire railing with the girl still stuck in it.
Hmph. That was not supposed to happen.
>>10022148
What else can I call you? It is not as though you have given me a title.
How would one bring a character here that would really have no other business here?
NGW
>>10022205
RP to slides and gradually explain yourself through RPing.
Basically, hope you get lucky with events.
>>10022225
Still fapping
>>10022168
>The sight of death was pretty normal to them, but even suicide being committed so casually was a little odd for them.
He actually did it?
>>10022189
He did not tell you? I'm Kuroyuri.
>>10022205
>give an example of this character's personalities and motivations.
>>10022205
Mystical forces
Summoning or the likes
Be creative man
SOME
>>10022168
Your obedience impresses me! Before you pass into the next world, I will listen to one wish of yours.
>>10022148
>>10022189
>With the railing still stuck on her head she is flung from the forces pulling on her and is launched into a wall
>With splat, the railing pops off
>She crumbles to the ground
>>10022290
TIMES I FEEL LIKE
SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME!
>>10022205
Assume there's large cash prizes if you're really lazy or nothing else fits.
>>10022290
PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY
>>10022258
>>10022300
>Dead butlers speak no words.
>>10022225
Are you desperate enough?
>>10022321
Yes
You see this flood
I made it with my tears that were made due to the lack of games
>>10022317
>Shinobu tears her arm off and spills the blood onto the dead butler's neck
>The wound rapidly heals, not even leaving a scar
>Shinobu reattaches the arm to her shoulder.
>>10022321
Skyrocket level
>>10022321
What do you think? Do you see anyone else stepping up to provide entertainment, Natsuki-san?
>>10022258
>>10022300
Not that I could remember. Good job, Kuroyuri. We got her out.
>Patting his head, she goes over to the grounded body of the girl. Her neutral gaze lingering on as she looks at it top from bottom.
Do not tell me you died from that.
>>10022321
If i had known it would take this long, I would have gone much sooner. Whatever. If no one follows you immediately, I will. Start.
>>10022300
Idiot. How did you even get stuck there?
>>10022317
>Kuroyuri thinks about using the body, but her own master tells them not to.
>>10022344
>Only to see this miracle, too annoyed from the screaming to care about his return.
Oh. Yay. He's back.
>>10022344
>The butler rises from this mundane reincarnation rather quickly, a look of awe upon his face.
Oh Master, your hospitality warms me so. Taking pity on such a horrible butler...
>He kneels before Shinobu.
That is how I know you are indeed my master, Master! There is no mistake!
>>10022376
>>10022376
>>10022389
Ignore this please
>>10022387
>Backstabs
>>10022321
A question I once asked... Of course. If you would.
>>10022395
>doesn't
HEY NOW
>>10022420
Cease staring at me immediately.
>>10022337
>>10022351
>>10022376
>>10022379
>>10022402
So you guys are really, really desperate~?
>>10022387
You said something about a stolen pidgeon before. What happ->>10022387
>>10022398
>Only to pull outthier sword at the sight of him being stabbed.
Stay still if you want to live assassin!
>>10022379
>Kuro's just relieved that she's no longer calling them a child.
>>10022433
>stares at the space directly next to you
>>10022441
I'd like to have a cuddle sesh with grimes
>>10022441
You can add inkling and Izaya to that.
>>10022451
Are you alright in the head?
>>10022445
I do not particularly care. The others can grovel to you if they wish.
>>10022379
Would a mere knock on the head defeat a vampire of my caliber? Not in a million years.
You did a shoddy job, Dark One, whoever problem seems to have been resolved.
>>10022384
Some faceless idiot knocked me into the railings in the middle of my dinner.
>>10022387
Me? Your master? I haven't turned you into a servant of mine yet. I don't need one clinging to me until the end of times. Servants tend to be more of a burden than a help.
>>10022445
Do not think too highly of yourself. I may wish for a game, but I am not desperate enough to beg.
>>10022468
...
I'll get something cooking shortly. What should I make it?
>>10022441
Grimes and Okabe an cute.
>>10022445
nope
>>10022496
Oh, okay! You host then?
>>10022465
Probably not.
>>10022492
Want me to kill them?
>>10022441
I want to get dubs with Adachi
>>10022492
Please Master, refer to me as your butler! That is my aspiration, after all! Though I wonder why you hired a butler like me... I am a failure...!
>>10022523
>off by one
HOLD THE FUCK UP
I'M THE ONE HOSTING
>>10022509
Do you seek medical attention? Do I need to drag you to the nearest infirmary?
>the tiny girl looks up at you, sizing you up
>>10022504
Too slow someone already took the spot
>>10022519
How do you expect to kill someone you don't know the identity of? You'll hurt somebody. Forget about it.
>>10022527
I don't remember hiring any but-
...Ah, it matters not. Then the first order of business.>>10022519 this man seems to be irritated constantly. Give him a hug and improve his mood. Show him the world isn't full of complete darkness!
>>10022448
Come here. You have yet to speak with her.
>>10022492
I have managed to get you free and without much harm apparently, My attempt is anything but shoddy. So you are another night walker. I wonder if you are as grating as the others I have interacted with.
>>10022494
Burgers. Lots of them.
>>10022535
And you are?
>>10022540
Physically I am quite alright, but I don't think an infirmary would help with my own problems.
Give me 24 burgers.
>>10022577
Saburger
>>10022562
Right away, Master!
>>10022519
>The butler practically glides across the ground towards the young boy... girl... thing, draping both arms around its back and squeezing tightly.
>>10022577
Damon Gant
>>10022577
Hamburg
>does this count?
>>10022577
Charlotta.
>>10022574
Really? What sort of problems aile you?
>>10022577
Ramlethal Valentine
>>10022577
Haku Yowane
>>10022577
Reigen Burgertaka
>>10022577
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>10022577
Elias Ainsworth
>>10022577
Oshino Shinobu
>>10022577
FUCK OFF SUBARU
>>10022577
Lana's burger cooking mother
>>10022577
Inkling
>>10022577
Ryougi Shiki
>>10022577
Grell Sutcliff
>>10022577
Memoca
>>10022577
Miku's buns
>>10022577
Link
>>10022577
Mikun
>>10022577
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>10022577
Ash Crimson
>>10022577
Merak
>>10022577
Fighter
>Digging into her pack, the Rushe hands the boy a piece of meat.
>>10022577
Heart and Soul
>>10022577
toilet man
>>10022577
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10022577
atoi
>>10022577
Kaiburger
>>10022577
Yomi
>>10022577
Ranma Saotome
>>10022577
Kuroyuri n soda.
>>10022562
You say that as if it's bad. Is the little vampire worried people will get hurt?
>>10022566
Are you stupid?! Im doing that right now!
>>10022585
L-let go!!
>The tyke flails wildly trying to get the butler off them.
>>10022598
Mild psychopathy and Tourette's.
>>10022577
Night Dog
>No Hank Hill ava who uses [Propane] as their filenames
>>10022652
On the wishes of my master you shall remain in my embrace until your spirits are uplifted!
>The butler lifts him/her/xer/it off the ground and hugs them tighter.
>>10022655
My sincerest apologies! Do they not hand out medications for such illnesses?
>>10022566
I am not any kind of night walker. I walk where I please. My name is the great Kiss-Shot-Acerola-Oricon-Heart-Under-Blade the Iron Blooded, Hot Blooded, Cold Blooded Vampire.
...but they call me Shinobu.
What are you supposed to be? Are you a vampire yourself?
>>10022577
Kinu Himuro
>>10022577
Later burger for table 4
>>10022577
Seiga Kaku
>>10022679
what's this character from?
>>10022673
They have medicines that help, but they don't fix it entirely, and they make me feel ill. I have a... For a lack of better words, bad situation.
>>10022652
I dislike unnecessary bloodshed. What do you even gain from hunting down the culprit anyway? Could it be that you wish to serve as my servant?
>>10022672
>Kuroyuri is hugged like a small teddy bear, irritating them further.
I will crush yours in a minute if you don't stop!
>>10022577
Haru
>>10022720
Your words do not sway me! I shall only answer to the Master and their guests!
>>10022716
Perhaps you have been afflicted by some curse. Maybe a priest in the Holy town could bring you some ease. You poor soul.
>>10022740
F-fine I'll ask her!
>>10022718
Because I like killing, especially when it's criminals who deserve it!
>Thier sadistic smile is interrupted by the butler's innocent bear hugging
Tell him to stop!
>>10022720
>>10022740
>>10022747
Ka ka~!
The Warsrunt will laugh or he continues to be hugged!
>>10022577
Burgah Boy
>>10022652
>She gives him a dark glare before turning away.
Good I will be surveying you two.
>>10022676
So many terms to refer to you creatures. Did you not inherit a weakness to the sun?
I fail to understand how one got such a name from that. Negative. Despite my sharp teeth, I am not a vampire. I am a Valentine and my title is Ramlethal. I will decide later if it was pleasant meeting you.
>>10022758
>>10022747
Yes, my Master!
>Hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug.
>>10022742
There is always hope. I don't know of any cure yet, but I do hope to find one.
>Looks around for a few seconds, seemingly in deep thought
Ah. It seems my time here is up. I'll be seeing you around, little lady.
>Walks around a nearby corner and disappears
>>10022765
Be that as it may, I was given these many titles as proof of my power and greatness. It is true many creatures have sharp teeth. I cannot think of a species that have the name Valentine Or Ramlethal in common numbers. I would associate your with a kind of brown shark.
Or perhaps you're just a human in the end after all.
>>10022785
Little?! Get back here I'm not done with you yet!
https://poal.me/6vxxpd
Yo-you guys actually brought burgers to this game...? You're all giving me ideas now.
Anywho! Check it!
>>10022807
Definetly
>>10022818
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this burger.
>>10022818
>Shinobu steps onto the podium with excessive grace
I was actually thinking of killing myself last night but someone I haven't talked to in a while started talking to me again. It'll stave off the boredom for a little while. You know who you are.
>>10022731
>>10022818
>>10022818
Swap please.. They deserve it more than me..
>>10022604
>>10022731
>>10022818
Let's do this!
>>10022797
Eckschangsh
>>10022652
>>10022602
>>10022833
Nice edge.
>>10022818
My blade is ready, for tonight I shall secure my first victory within this realm!
>>10022818
>>10022829
>The butler marvels in his "Master"'s show of excellence.
>>10022833
My only good friend in the community deleted me. I still feel like shit.
>>10022771
>>10022758
>The mockery only angers them more but it's subsided due to this awkward situation.
Want to see a butler cry? Let me go and I won't make it happen.
>>10022818
bump it
>>10022818
Let's get started!
>>10022855
What is the meaning of this?
>>10022863
>Shinobu looks away as soon as she spots the butler
>She feels that he's cramping her style
>She tries not to let it show that it's getting to her
>>10022871
>>10022771
I believe he has be harassed enough! In his annoyed and excited state, he's sure to make a mistake, which I will capitalize on and strike him down back into the dirt.
Release him into the arena, the hunt is on!
>>10022818
Burgers are nice.
>>10022901
>>10022818
I am sorry. I am tired.
>>10022901
>>10022871
Such insight!
>The butler drops the angsty child.
Are there any who can oppose your intellect, Master?
>>10022818
>Despite not actually getting inside the game, the Messenger felt bad for not bringing a burger as requested. Her face lit up as she got an idea. She took a bunch of scrap paper, made a little burger out of it and handed it to Subaru.
putting vegetables on your burger should be illegal
>>10022818
>>10022877
Hey, it's cool. You can keep her in or swap my spot with someone else.
>>10022836
Thanks a bunch, Ash! I'll make sure to do the best I can with your spot. Let's just hope the aquarium security doesn't come back and take us down, right?
>>10022841
Well, you tried, and that's what matters! Good luck out there.
>>10022923
This
>>10022836
>>10022841
Talk about a hivemind.
>>10022875
That would take too long.
>>10022855
>>10022877
Guess you two aren't hungry
LET'S FINALLY START
>>10022923
T H I S
>>10022916
Oh! I see. I now understand the situation.
>>10022920
We have yet to see!
>This flattery seems not to make her feel as lifted as she had expected it to have
If this child has any intellect rivaling mine, he'll run away at the mere sight of me!
>>10022941
Shut your trap, Doll! I live off the land!
>>10022932
For what that little stunt we did in the Shark Tank? There's nothing wrong with giving people a show. We should be rewarded! Not scolded.
>>10022941
On my mark we will ambush that robotic creature. It must be the target we heard about. Mark!
All of you should realize that there is no burger superior that the Luther Burger.
>>10022901
>>10022818
>Relieved they sigh before thanking the butler.
Thinking negatively only makes my sorcery grow, blondy. See you there!
>>10022941
Any last words?
>>10022923
Thank you!
>>10022977
Then you shall be at full power when you realize that you will be powerless before me!
>>10022941
A lot of my work takes place outdoors, no difference to me, none at all.
>>10022923
>a person of culture I see.
>>10022941
That was eaaasy.
fuck niggers
>>10022941
>He grabs the bag.
Master will appreciate these supplies.
>>10022964
Of course, Master! Who in their right mind would not kneel before you?
>>10022975
ewwwww
It's times like these that I wish Stylish worked on chrome...
>>10022941
Don't get why those two got so scared easily...
>>10023006
Just a harmless prank. That fool talked me into it I swear.
>>10022977
Then you shall be at full power when you realize that you will be powerless before me!
>>10023006
Get out of my bag! I do NOT need a doll for this journey!
>>10022968
I don't know, they might get upset at us for feeding them out of routine...maybe we gave them too much chum! But I doubt they'll find us all the way out here in the middle of nowhere, so we shouldn't be worried!
>>10022923
>Do onions count? I like onions on my burgers.
>>10023006
>The Inkling takes some of the bags of snacks, and stuffs as much as she can into her pocket. She has a grin on her face while she walks out with the stolen snacks.
>>10023003
Those who's knees I have confiscated for thier insolence!
>>10023005
What was that? Did I just hear disrespect for the ultimate burger?
>>10023038
>>10022968
wtf did i miss
>>10022941
Turns out I didn't even last that long anyway...
>>10022992
>>10022992
>whoops double post?
Thank you for making this fun!
>>10023006
>The ones made by "H." tase great. The ones Kuroyuri made themself on the other hand literally taste awful.
>>10023006
Ah, I'm gonna pick a few before flying somewhere else.
onions are vegetables
i think
so yes
>>10022975
>>10022901
Is that so? I would not have been surprised if a child thought of your title. If there is value to it, why do you not go by your full title?
>Glowering at the girl, she pulls her leg up, which is followed by her floating off the ground.
This is the second time you have confused for those redundancies. Think of I as more of a biological weapon. I am superior to them in every way.
>Her 'better than you' attitude fades a little as she widens her eyes and ask something in a tone more childish.
What is a luther burger?
>>10022977
>She takes the soda from them and begins sipping.
I am keeping this. It will distract you.
>>10023039
>this shit taste
I was okay with everything else but this is where I draw the line
>>10022941
>Haku's knees are busted and she drops onto them not being able to stand. Haku looks up at the girl before being dispatched, tears rolling down her cheeks
>>Before the killing blow was struck hAku tore open a portal in time and flung the girl into the future where her evil is law.
>>10023057
What if I try to put your mother on a burger after I fucked her into a vegetative state?
Stop looking at her buns, Reigen. I see where your eyes are at.
>>10023042
>oh, nothing~
>>10023038
Even if worst comes to worst, you and I both know that I can handle them easily. I probably should be careful not to overdue it. Besides, everyone has a price so a flash of a couple of Euros and it should all be fine as wine.
>>10023042
Nothing you need to worry your little head about.
>>10023073
Chicken sandwiches > burgers
>>10023062
>I just like some caramelized onions on my burger, along with cheese, bacon, and a sunny-side up egg.
>>10023096
>This tb.h
you are right
>>10023101
>throws 2liter of [REDACTED]!at the kid
>>10023085
You may lower your weapon. For I am a holy knight, completely unimpeachable and always reliable. You have no need reason to fear.
>>10023096
What about chicken sandwiches AND burgers at the same time?
>>10023085
Retreat, retreat! Uh... I'll just go raid someone else's camp.
>>10023060
Ah yes, the Luther Burger. As you know, we vampires tend to have a voracious appetite. It takes much to satisfy our bellies. We eat entire beasts, monsters, humans, other vampires even to feed ourselves.
A Luther Burger is a bastard of human creation. Yet it is like a work of the gods..
A hamburger patty, with cheese, bacon, eggs and other condiments, but the best part...
>A glint of drool appears on the corner Shinobu's mouth
It's all between two glazed donuts for the bun...
>>10023006
>It's times like these that I wish Stylish worked on chrome...
But it does ?
>>10023101
Stop doing that. You can have it back once you are finished. I promise it will still be here.
>>10023111
who are you talking to
Should have put more of their heart & soul into it.
>>10023135
I-It does? Since when? I was under the impression that I'd have to use Firefox if I wanted a nifty background on here.
>>10023073
>>10023132
>>10023085
Theives! Thrives! After the donuts! Chase them out! Out!
>>10023105
Onions are the worst fucking vegetables in existence.
>>10023161
Revenge on that little runt for finishing my pigeon!
>>10023085
>Gant pulls out a flashlight from his back pocket.
I knew bringing this along today would result in good fortune.
>He proceeds to flick the on/off switch numerous times, but to no avail.
...The batteries run dry, hasn't it. So much for luck.
>>10023172
onion rings are godly-tier tho
>>10023161
Unlimited Rulebook.
Double tap...
>>10023122
>Kuroyuri gives him a death glare
You better tell me what it is, anon.
>>10023157
You better. Ram! Please let me kill this anon.
>>10023161
You have Haruse's sweets as well?
>>10023161
This place looks awfully familiar. Have I made no progress whatsoever?!
She's good. Too good, actually. She's like, 2 feet fall and yet she was able to do such a thing to those poor guys.
>>10023186
You are right there. They are very good.
>>10023161
Perhaps you should've dropped the food, and proceeded to focus on the small battle we had. Now look at the results.
>>10023186
This guy knows what's up.
>>10023161
Since always you jive turkey.
Anyway hurry up with this so we can get a real game going on before I fall asleep.
Stars don't wait to shine.
>>10023207
Two hoodlums with one arrow. A perfect shot if I do say so myself.
>>10023172
>caramelized onions are great tho, mainly on kielbasa and other meats. Onion by itself is gross tho. also this >>10023186
>>10023207
I knew I shouldn't have slept today! Get outta here!
>The Inkling gathers a few of her ink-based weapons and prepares to attack the intruder
>>10023199
Be
Psi
>>10023239
Bepsi?
>>10023207
Many people may still be after my head. The vampire hunters I have met in the past. They would make short work of me in this form.
You don't want to mess with Fighter, old man.
However, you should mess with that pink-haired kid. The fact that he's a free man pisses me off.
>>10023234
Ask nicely and we'll see.
>>10023134
Yes. I know of your kind's insatiable appetite.
>Nodding through her whole explanation, Ramlethal found herself drooling as she describes it in detail. She can just imagine biting into it. At least until she heard the last ingredient.
Huh?
>Shaken out of her stupor, she wipes off the drool being gathered. A look of subtle disappointment on her face.
That is quite... unique. That is definitely true. Others actually indulge in it?
>>10023199
Your commander only told me to protect you. If you believe you can kill it without my help, do not ask me.
>>10023238
The crunch, the gritty way it feels in my mouth, the smell, and the taste, all fucking terrible imho. I've only had good experiences with onion rings.
>>10023264
How is it possible that a mere sea creature could maneuver so swiftly on land?! Do not lose sight of it!
>>10023253
P E P S I
I had it but don't want it so you can have it if you do
Lana's bomb cooking momma.
>>10023264
>>10023264
An the squid gets away! Thus concludes the Ikamonogatari arc!
>>10023271
Legends say that the energy required to digest such a sandwich shuts down the average human body merely minutes after consumption. They say they are out cold for many hours to even a day!
>>10023305
>>10023264
I'm really bad at this! I promise I won't raid anymore. Just let me go!
>>10023264
A prom partner shouldn't have to say things nicely to their prom partner as everything they said is to be interpreted nicely to begin with, because they're prom partners.
>>10023301
>Charlotta quickly clambers onto the boy's back
Run!
>>10023264
Let him go old man, he was just wandering around.
>>10023297
Oh? Thank you!
>>10023301
Lying bi-
This is a once in a life-time chance to win this game instantly! All you have to do is answer this question correctly:
Who let them assassinate Oscar Romero?
>>10023324
I was going to come back with something snarky, but I guess I can't argue with that. I'll go faster, then.
>>10023301
What a wonderful place! I can feel my troubles just melting away!
FUCK ME DEDAN
>>10023348
Finally. A moments rest. I feel lie this is well deserved after escaping from those rabid beasts earlier.
AH! LOOK AWAY! IT'S PONG NIGHT!
>>10023360
JUST
AH! LOOK OUT! DEATH!
>>10023264
>>10023329
Allowing someone who literally holds the name of a fighter to continue on seems like a foolish move, but there are much more important things to attend to than ask for reasoning.
>>10023380
Those events are for children, and I'm certainly not one of them.
AH! LOOK OUT! SOMEONE'S WINNING!
>>10023380
My victory is within reach. This was just a warm up! Oh and g is game I suppose, sir.
>>10023348
What a bad luck I have this round.
CONGRATULATIONS!
>Hands Shinobu an "I owe you"
I would have given you a burger, but Seth wants me to go faster. Sorry.
>>10023415
No fair I was so close!
>>10023415
>>10023426
That's my Master!
And here are the placements.
Thanks for playing, and I hope the burgers were tasty!
>>10023348
God I hope nobody reports to anyone else about my camp.
>>10023383
What?
>>10023415
Well, I did tell you to be careful.
>>10023426
Much appreciation for the victory, Host. I will now go on to win two in a row!
>>10023404
I bring the flashlight, yet I don't bring the firearm. Mistakes were made today.
>>10023443
Fine job, winner.
Thank you for the opportunity, dear host.
>>10023309
>Ram takes off another bite of the burger she was eating with disgust. Swallowing it down, she sighs at what she heard.
Sometimes I wonder why I was ever created. It looks as though humans are capable of killing themselves just fine. From the way you speak of it so highly, it seems like you enjoy indulging in those. Why?
>>10023329
>She comes across the prone body with a sigh. Soda still in hand.
Kuroyuri? Do I need to splash this on your face to wake you up?
>>10023426
Congratulations to her. Thank you for the match.
>>10023426
>Charlotta tries to regain her composure after losing to a mere horse
You won by mere luck but I shall congratulate you nonetheless. Many thanks for providing this chance as well.
>>10023426
Congrats, ... Wait, is that the blonde from that night? Well, congrats anyway.
>>10023443
Thanks for hosting!
ily
>>10023433
>She gives me a small nod of acknowledgement
I can only hope that you were competent enough to pull the strings from the shadows leading up to my victory.
.
>>10023462
Because... Everything is better with donuts. The sweet fried pastries. I daresay it may even pass as the meaning of life itself!
>>10023479
gay
>>10023462
>They can barely even look at ram after that disgrace of a match.
Just pass it here.
>>10023496
Had it been required, I would have done all that and more, Master! But I believe that this victory came from your skill alone!
Spread my legs open, steal my virginity and fuck my tight pussy, Big Bandit
Biggest dick in the wastelands, both in personality AND in anatomy
I want to die over and over again while getting spat on and mocked because I am shit
Hey Seth, you're going to host, right? That's why you wanted me to go faster, right? I don't think you're the kind of man to tell someone to go faster for no reason.
>>10023443
thanks for hosting!
>>10023538
Seek sunlight
>>10023538
Tricky stop
Goodnight, senpaitachi
>>10023538
>>10023563
night anon
>>10023563
TL Note: Senpaitachi means "all my my senpais out there"
>>10023496
>She polishes off the rest of her burger, wiping off any crumbs that had ended around her mouth.
Wonderful. You would make great friends with my younger sister. She is also obsessed with eating sweets. Although I should not write of this type of burger before seeing it myself.
>>10023506
>On the verge of tipping it all over, she rights it back up. She then leans down and slides it into his hand.
You seem upset.
>>10023563
Goodbye.
>>10023563
>>10023578
TL Note: Senpai means "older associates of HG"
>>10023443
Thanks Subaru, you're a real swell fella.
> pats you in the back
AND NOW, HUNGRY TRIBUTES FROM THE HUNGRY GAMES
IT IS TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT
BRING YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILIES, YOUR PETS AND EVEN YOUR WIFE'S SON, EVERYBODY IS ALLOWED TO GET THEIR ASS BEAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM
THREAD IN 5 MINS.
YES, FIVE *REAL* MINS.
>>10023542
Nah I was just joking around, too tired to host haha.
OF COURSE I'M HOSTING YOU FREAKIN' DOLT
>>10023538
Please fucking stop.
>>10023538
Don't turn into Bolin pls
>>10023599
Haha! I never once doubted you, Seth! You'd never do that to someone! You're a fair and balanced guy after all!
>>10023591
So how is it to your liking? Feeling your body shutting down? Is it too overwhelming for your systems? Another game is about to begin. It would be a shame of your snack were to suppress your potential.
>>10023517
No master succeeds without their servants, I suppose.
>>10023556
>>10023562
>>10023568
>>10023607
>>10023614
Newfags detected.
>>10023628
Oh no, it's becoming jaded.
POST TIMERS
>>10023628
>Newfag
>Insult
F5 THE FUCK OUT OF THAT CATALOG
COOL OFF THEM TIMERS
AND GET READY TO JOB TO PEOPLE BETTER THAN YOU
>>10023628
tricky teach me how to sleep
>>10023637
>he didn't take the secret tunnel of jadedness