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In these threads, someone may call for “First gays”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of a Dr.Pepper you want to use as a tribute in a Hungry Gays simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host fiddles and puts your tribute in a fight to the life with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people Arrpee as their main avatars (or “faggots”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
>>10008727
>>10008717
Thanks guys
>>10008728
>turns the doll around
>>10008729
The first was fine but thank you once more fa.m
>>10008745
Copying someone that hosts a nice game doesn't make you any more of a host.
>>10008764
Stop bully
>>10008770
I will not. I'm thankful for what you've done, but that doesn't excuse you for what you've done.
>>10008789
Don't like my copy pasta that much?
>>10008751
>Warning: Varia systems offline
>>10008745
These words are nice to read, but that is all they are, mere words. I cannot kill words.
>>10008742
You're fine. I tried fagging her the other night but I couldn't get a feel for her. It'd be best if I handed her over to you
>>10008737
That's how you see it through your own eyes but if you just open your eyes a fair bit you may just see how alike you are from any other person. So straighten your back and hold your head up high! If you are going to die then do so with some honor!
>>10008742
You're fine. I tried fagging her the other night but I couldn't get a feel for her.
Besides I finally found something else to play as. At least I had a grand time playing the games again.
>>10008717
A little white lie never hurt anybody. Stare or not, you still stammered~
>>10008803
>well then.
>>10008728
>the Kamina looking guy on the left
God damn it! I can't unsee it now! Someone needs to crop his head on.
>>10008793
I don't like the way you said it. I feel like you're trying your hardest to be malicious right now, and I don't like that either.
>>10008803
It's through societies eyes. Nobody likes a convict. I have my reasoning for believing this. Nobody visited me while I was locked up. Nobody tried to free me. I was left to die alone, knowing nobody cared. It would be dishonorable if I pretended I didn't ruin my life. It would make me look delusional.
>>10008824
I... I did but only because you were thinking I was actually looking at these people! That's the reason. A-aarGGHh.
I'm going to sleep now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiuGhlAE7Ns
>>10008836
It was harmless, those words mean nothing bye.
>>10008843
Sweeto dreamo damo, Kurisusu!
>>10008843
Bye. Have a nice night. Come back with something more productive.
>>10008843
Going to bed so early. I guess this is the limit of this human.
SOME
>>10008869
BODY
>>10008836
Then see it as there was no one worth visiting you. I've known convicts and murderers alike and not all of them were bad. I even served in the field with one before.
Set yourself up on a higher bar than what you currently do.
>>10008869
ONE
>>10008839
Now even your arghs are stammering! Just how honest are you really, huh?
>>10008843
Sweet dreams.
Multi soul drifting!
https://youtu.be/Gm7lcZiLOus
>>10008876
I'm always honest! Unlike you, Utsoktusko! I should be the one asking you. How honest are you?
>>10008873
That seems like an extremely vain thing to say, but you're far from being wrong. Those that were close to me did die, I guess. The others I knew are trivial in the grand scheme of things.
>Ryoma takes the "cigarette" out of his mouth and twirls it around his fingers
Do you talk this way to every downtrodden person you meet, or am I a special case because I'm smaller than you? If this was out of pity I'll disregard everything you just told me. I don't need anyone's pity.
>>10008922
SAY IT RIGHT! And Uso! Keep it to just "Uso"!
I only lie for the fun of it, not to cover my tracks!
>>10008953
I talk to everyone that's down on their luck in that manner. It is the least I can do as a knight, to help others when they are down on their luck.
So don't think I did it of pity, I do not believe such nonsense.
>>10008984
It's going to take a lot more than this little conversation for me to believe that, but thank you for trying your best to make me feel better. You don't get people trying to help strangers all too often. It's definitely a nice change of pace for me.
Is there anything I can help you with? I may not be a therapist, but I like to think I'm just as good as one.
>>10009031
Perhaps one day in the future if I am in need of an extra set of hands I shall call upon you but for now I can honestly. Think of nothing. If anything it is getting close to time for me to get some rest, I have overstayed my welcome. Until we meet again may you have a safe journey.
WAKE
UP
>>10009081
Fine.
Shitty Eric game in like 8 minutes.
>two midgets raping
I want them to marry
>>10009081
What am I? A human child who needs to be at school?
>>10009081
"Waking up!"
>"It is much too early for anyone who's asleep to wake up now."
>>10009107
>gives donut
>>10009105
>raping
a-anon
>>10009117
Yo yo....
>>10009114
>Yukine
>>10009105
Ka ka~! What an amusing slip of the tongue.
>>10009114
>Shinobu's eyes are filled with a golden spark for a moment
>She quickly retrieves it and says not a word about it
>Shitty Eric Games: Dead Hours edition is up next
Cool...I guess.
>>10009138
>pets
>>10009130
What do you think that kids doing right now
>>10009166
Fapping to vampire lolis
>>10009163
Nobody has given you permission to touch my golden head. That comes at a grave price, for those who have not the permission of mine.
>>10009179
>pettttt
>>10009077
Farewell. Take care of yourself, and don't let your height be the reason you go around disrespecting people.
>>10009105
I'm not for marrying. I'm a death row inmate.
>>10009166
replying to people, greentexting my own name, then going back to /sg/ and watching anime
wubba lubba dub duuub
>>10009185
>Shinobu pushes a green frog doll into your hand to occupy it
That's quite enough, I've been told to disregard such pestering behavior. I have been far too compassionate enough to gratify yours. Do not give me a reason to disregard it outright.
>>10008968
Alright, Usoboso. I'll call you Uso.
You shouldn't lie just for the sake of it, you throw people off... Like me. If you stop lying then you'll see everything will be more fun!
Sorry about the delay, something came up. But I'm ready now so give me some tributes.
>>10009263
Lana's mother
>>10009263
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10009263
Nyuu
>>10009263
Elias Ainsworth
>>10009263
Araragi Karen
>>10009263
Oshino Shinobu
>>10009263
Miku's ass
>>10009263
Heart and Soul
>>10009263
Reigen Arataka
>>10009263
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>10009263
Youmu Konpaku
>>10009263
Uraraka Ochako
>>10009263
Catling gun
>>10009263
Bishamon
>>10009263
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10009263
Gascoigne
>>10009263
Ririchiyo
>>10009263
Rubick
>>10009263
Kosaki Onodera
>>10009263
Chicken-chan
>>10009263
Lum!
>>10009263
Yomi
>>10009263
Daron
>>10009225
...Close enough.
I have to! It's my name, remember?
>Uso says that in a sour tone, before suddenly and instantly changing back to the prior enthusiasm.
Besides, you've never seen how much fun it is to have people act all dramatically to it, huh?
>>10009263
Usotsuki
>>10009263
Milly and Meryl
>>10009263
Marina Wulfstan
>>10009349
>Trigun ava
Please, don't be a filler!
I'm feeling a bit sick today so there might be random stops during the game.
>>10009380
I accept this challenge.
>>10009380
Nyuu.
>>10009349
>>10009380
>>10009270
Feel free to give these girls my spot.
>>10009379
I used to do wolfwood before I stopped doing wolfwood
>>10009380
It finally begins! A mere stroll for a vampire must at least be a battle royale to the death for it to count!
>>10009400
Why did you stop Wolfwood?
>>10009380
All in on Ass.
>>10009379
>>10009394
>The large woman that is Milly comes running over to shake his hand.
>"Oh thank you so much young man! Did you hear that Meryl? It looks like we get to participate after all!"
>Meryl walks over and knocks Milly on the head.
We're here on business, remember? Bernardelli sent us back here to see if this place is still up to code.
>Meryl turns her attention to Hoshi.
Sorry about that.
>>10009429
cause I got bored and wanted to shitpost with my main instead
>>10009437
I'm not bothered by it at all. It's nice having someone that's excited about killing. It's not as easy as it is outside of it, so be careful.
>>10009437
I was going to give you my spot if you weren't a filler, but Ryoma beat me to it.
>>10009440
Any chance of reviving him?
>>10009462
>"Killing? I would never!"
>Meryl steps in between Milly and the boy.
Don't mind us. We know our way around here. It's not that much different from back home really, but...
Ehhh, nevermind. At least I don't have to do any paperwork here. Yet.
>>10009475
Just fuck my life into pieces, senpai.
>>10009478
>>10009462
(Whoops meant to post this one.)
Alright then, we are starting. Welcome back to high school kids, hope you brought your textbooks.
Do they still use textbooks these days? Or is it all iPads and shit now.
>>10009492
"You shouldn't be saying such rude things! Didn't your parents teach you any better?"
>>10009468
I'm sorry to do that to you, but now you'll have the fun of seeing them in the arena. I can tell you're a big fan of the both of them.
>>10009478
>Ryoma laughs at Milly's innocence
Did you not tell her what she;d be doing, or is she in a different universe right now? Either way
>Ryoma shifts his attention to Meryl, giving her a dreadful look
It's a lot different. Take it from someone with experience outside of this place.
>>10009510
Oh please, we've been here before, it's just been a while. I was really praising we wouldn't get sent back when I heard they wanted someone to check in again, but we're the only ones with past experience.
>>10009492
Back to school again? Great. Now I have to deal with being picked on once more... I'm keeping my swords this time.
>>10009492
School? You mean to tell me I'll have to be confined in a chamber with snot nosed children?
>Shinobu sounds disappointed, but she is looking forward to giving a normal school life a try
>>10009341
But we already have enough drama and problems to work with. And not because your name is Usotuski it means you need to lie as well. If anything you need to prove others that it doesn't matter what name you have or how tiny you may be. You can do whatever your goal is.
>>10009492
>Karen checks her phone just to read a message: ''Bloodbath just started Xd! Come here!'' Which Karen responds with: ''I'm going! Wait for me. :3c''
Just imagine this. Gascoigne, all natural, standing in the wind, free as a bird. What an incredibly disturbing thought.
>>10009546
It's not that I don't enjoy a nice dip in the pool, it's just that sunlight used to go hand in hand with these activities so I decided to avoid them.
>>10009546
>Meryl is putting up posters advertising life insurance. Until Milly comes and rips them off.
>"Meryl! You need to have more respect! We don't know who this school belongs to!"
Well I'm sure they appreciate our services!
>Meryl sticks another poster back up.
>Insert a long sequence of ripping off and putting up here.
This is going to be one of those slow games isn't it.
>>10009546
>Rubick looks around the empty field, mindlessly juggling the ball with his feet.
Don't these games usually have others to partake in it too?
>>10009518
Sounds like you really didn't enjoy your time here, whenever that was. It's not so bad once you learn to take it easy. Sure you need to do your job, but that doesn't mean you have to be a stickler. You could learn a thing or two from your ditzy friend.
>>10009575
Yes. But most kids don't want to play with a kill happy mage.
I always knew Gascoigne was a top level player.
>>10009578
>Meryl looks over her shoulder at Milly, who is currently snacking on donuts. She sighs.
Believe me, if you knew more about her you probably wouldn't be saying that.
>Milly looks over, confused, with half a donut sticking out of her mouth.
>>10009594
THESE PHOTOS ARE DOCTORED! DOCTORED!!
>Meryl starts ripping up the photographs.
>>10009546
Daydream, nightdream...I'm always dreaming!
>>10009529
You can always handle more! I was given that name...might as well live up to it.
And what if, just whaaaat if, my goal is amusing myself~?
>>10009594
>Shinobu is blasted by the gal gun
>She has no idea what it is or what it does, but she bursts into flames when shot with it
>>10009594
Please stop. This is creepy on many levels.
>>10009605
I can't say for sure. I don't really know her, yet I'm a little jealous. It must be nice to be so carefree. Void of anything problematic. I'd call you a liar if you said you didn't want to live that kind of life.
>>10009628
I'd rather keep my job, thanks.
>>10009611
Aw man, looks like Gascoigne just got dumped. Guess he didn't have what it takes when it comes to the late night nasty shnasty.
>>10009591
Kill happy mage? While I do indulge in the occasional killing it's usually when the other party is also trying to kill me. You've gone and made it sound like I'm a serial killer, which I can assure you I am not.
And besides, I imagine most children would absolutely adore playing with a Magus. They're all fascinated by magic, are they not?
>>10009594
Haven't you your own bed? Not only is there not enough space in my bed but you've gone and taken all my blankets too!
>Rubick rises from his bed and hastily points his finger at the door.
Get out!
>>10009642
>"Sorry! Oh Meryl, what do we do now?"
That's easy. Nothing.
>Milly and Meryl break the poor girl's heart and say they're not interested.
>>10009635
Your friend managed to keep her job, so I don't see why you wouldn't.
>Ryoma checks the time, noticing it's past his bedtime
Not that it matters. I don't want to be a moral compass when I haven't earned that title. You two have fun, and good luck with your mission. See you around.
>>10009647
Only in the Dungeons n Dragons fanclub. And they don't play anywhere outside their parents basements.
>>10009639
Pity my alternate self had to suffer such a fate! Good thing I no longer am limited to the indoors during the day time!
>>10009642
Lets hope that your gathering has the acceptable selection of snacks!
>>10009665
Or their jaded oldfag Discords.
>>10009663
Stay safe, alright? In this place you never know when someone will come for your life.
>Meryl turns away and walks back to Milly, taking the box of donuts away from her and putting it back in their stash while she mutters under her breath.
Keeping her job, yeah, barely...
>>10009642
I'm going to back away and pretend this never happened...
>a minute after leaving, Youmu quickly sprints back in to snatch her underwear back from the pervert before leaving again.
>>10009642
I've only told you three of it so far so I would like it if you were to spread the message. It'd be sad for there to be a party with only four people attending. Or one...
>>10009665
Dungeons and Dragons? I can't say I'm familiar with that at all, although the "parents basements" remarks is quite alarming. Maybe seeing a real life Magus would motivate them to come out.
I Just don't know what to talk about in this slide, Reigen is eating out the Halloween decoration guy, Gascoigne is getting screwed over AGAIN, and Ochako is sexually assaulting that death metal guy over there.
>>10009672
Do not try to start shit with my posts. I am merely having fun with Rubick.
>the anon points to their right.
Go be salty over there.
>>10009704
I'll feel sorry for the next person who looks at me wrong in the hallway. I'll crush them for sure.
>>10009704
>Milly and Meryl both stare at the girl.
>"Meryl, shouldn't we--"
>Meryl's hand covers Milly's mouth.
It's not our concern. Let them do what they want.
>>10009711
You're the one replying to b8, jackass. Your posts mean shit :^).
>>10009704
This is going to be quite the undertaking. I've done some difficult things in my life, experimented with a large variety of magics but never have I been made to test my stomach.
>Rubick gulps.
It's time to find out what my limits are. In terms of eating, at least.
>>10009704
Okay, this has gone beyond creepy. First the pole dance. Then sending me nude photos. I'm going to the principle.
Watch out, there's a rouge mom on the loose, and she's tearing up downtown in a police cruiser.
Now we're starting to pick up some steam.
>>10009689
It's a tabletop game played by geeks who don't like to go outside. If you can convince them to by showing off your magic I will be impressed.
>>10009741
>tfw just getting home
>>10009741
Hmm...
>Shinobu dreams some dreamy dreams in her dreams.
>>10009738
principal
>>10009756
Well then, i apologize that you had to stumble into the middle of this mess i got going on here.
>>10009782
What sort of effect is this so called dance supposed to achieve. It just looks like I am trying to keep you from getting past me in a hallway.
>>10009761
I spent most of my time in the kendo club instead of studying how to spell a word I may never use again.
>I accidentally picked the wrong one on my phone's suggestions.
>>10009741
I'll have one mango please. Enchanted, of course. And maybe throw in a couple of tangos on the side, I need more fibre in my diet.
>>10009751
And judging from the title these "geeks" live out some sort of fantasy adventure through the game, hmmm? If that's the case then seeing real sorcery should surely be enough motivation to get them up and moving.
You seem quite knowledgeable on this subject. I'm afraid I have to leave now, but I would like you to approach me again whenever you see me next. With your help I believe we'll be able to help that sorry lot out. One should not live out their life pent up within the basement of their mothers. It's so awfully boring.
Seriously Gascoigne, you are definitely not a football kind of guy.
>>10009808
Why do I keep getting assaulted by other women?! Is someome starting rumors?
Hey look, It's another death slide. who could've guessed?
>>10009808
Wise to a vampire's tricks, are you? Unfortunate for you. You had the chance to make the last moments of your life actually worth something.
Gascoigne is on fucking FIRE tonight! He's just can't contain himself.
Morning folks. How are we all?
>>10009842
This is a date? I thought we were just hanging out? I'm... Going home. See you la-... Bye.
>>10009850
Good until you posted.
It's just not an Eric game if we don't have at least three peaceful slides in a row.
>>10009850
Pretty good, i got some nasty diarrhea and i feel like i might throw up, but besides that I'm great.
>>10009782
what even is this fucking code Andre
>sleeps on the poster below
>>10009869
And you're hosting? You're made of tough stuff.
>Shinobu sinks into the shadows
>>10009850
Good morning, lenny. How are you doing?
>>10009887
>>10009869
>not rping to this event
cancer alert
we have an autism here everyone look at it and laugh
bad rp
shit rp, even
kys shit rper
Alright so the death rate was set to medium in this code so that's why i just had to skip five fucking peace slides.
>>10009877
It's supposed to be a high school code. Is this what kids are doing in high school these days? This is getting out of hand.
>>10009886
Gotta give the internet what it wants.
>>10009901
Same goes to the tributes who didn't RP to any event.
>>10009888
I'm pretty good. Got a long day at work so I thought I'd start it early.
>>10009903
Even so I'm sure one of the many other hosts in the thread could've hosted on your behalf instead.
>>10009903
Nyuu?
>>10009903
>after dealing with the constant perverts, Youmu decides to binge on sweets to take her mind off it.
>>10009910
>Even so I'm sure one of the many other hosts in the thread could've hosted on your behalf instead.
You should go up to each and everyone of them personally and bring this issue to their attention.
Who could've guessed that day ten was also peace, but at least we now have the most uneventful event in Eric Game history.
>>10009910
Not many people usually host at this time of the day, plus I'm a big boy, i can take a little nausea.
>>10009910
>>10009927
We need more eurofags
Night ten was also peaceful, buy hey we got a feast so it's all fine and dandy. I mean, it was pretty much the same as that event but it's better then nothing.
>>10009938
Your flesh, gratefully accepted as my meal. It will fuel my powers until the end of this conflict.
>>10009903
I hate you too, dad.
>>10009951
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?
>your dad
3 peace slides later...
I'm telling you, Gascoigne is secretly the glenn quagmire of hg.
>>10009938
>after being strangled to death, Youmu respawns outside the arena.
Please, no more lesbian schools. That was the secobd worst school I have ever attended.
>>10009960
Kiss the frog.
>>10009927
Nyuu...
>>10009936
Is it okay if I'm hosting /co/des though?
>>10009958
YOU HEARD ME YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE CHILD-IMPRISONING BASTARD!
Two slides in a row that have death's in them? It's a miracle. It's an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!
>>10009974
Less writing, more paper. I need kindling for my night fire.
>>10009973
woah
>>10009972
Yeah I don't mind personally. Mediocre games is better than none to be honest.
After all this time, we're down to the final three. I wonder how many peaceful slides we're gonna get before it ends.
>>10009984
Ech...
Freedom.
I'm never going back there again.
>>10009984
100 quid on the G
:(
>>10009984
Gascoign has this. Unless there's more footballs.
>>10010007
literally who
OH FUCK, IT WAS ONLY ONE PEACEFUL SLIDE, IT'S ALL OVER!
>>10009994
>>10010008
Look what you did.
>>10010007
Oh great, now I'm depressed.
>>10010015
How was I supposed to know he'd be beaten to death by a kid...
And after all the underage sex, after all of the bloodshed, and after all of the peace slides, we have our winner. Give it up for Yomi!
>>10010034
Thanks for hosting
>>10010034
Well done.
>thanks for the game, Eric.
>>10010015
>>10010034
thanks for hosting
Damn, Gascoigne was this close to fucking his way to victory.
Hey, i need a source on the winner, anybody wanna help a sexy late night talk show host out?
>>10010034
>>10010051
Better luck next time.
Look at all of that peace. It hurts.
>>10010051
puzzle and dragons
>>10010034
I should've grabbed harder. Congrats~.
And thank youu!
>>10010051
My wife
>>10010058
Thanks brotendo.
>>10010034
Con....ZzZ...Gratzzzz...
>>10009609
>After a long time taking a silly willy nap. Karen wakes up and springs up.
Then you're selfish! Lies shouldn't be anywhere near anyone. They hurt! If pushed too much...
>>10010075
Rest well~? And what a sharp memory.
Kahahahaha! They thought the same of this little liar, too...there's nothing harmful in what I say~.
And I think I deserve a little selfishness after so long.
Altair a cute
>>10010114
She has a nice tum
Afternoon.
>>10010114
>kissus
>>10010116
>Dives off a building and stabs you with my wrist blades
>>10010139
>>10010130
Hiya
>>10010130
>Good day.
>>10010143
Hey.
>>10010161
>Freaks out
What the hell are you?!
>>10010139
>kek, wrong altair but still valid
>>10010130
Quite the dramatic entrance for such a non-threatening child.
Hey look i did the thing.
>>10010094
Yeah... I'm feeling a bit better than a moment ago. Still a bit tired though.
If the lies don't have any harm behind them then I think that's okay? It's like playing a prank, right? Saying ''WOOHOO I CAN FLY'' but then you jump off a roof and you really can't fly.
>>10010316
We are nothing pertaining to hell.
>>10010320
But that IS harmful, you dummy! But yeah~. Just like that, no harm, now foul! You're lucky I'm in such an agreeable mood!
>>10010319
thanks
>>10010317
>instead of returning thier Wars, it follows kuroyuri's movement, a black mass circling them as the tyke takes the insult badly.
Do you WANT to die?!
>>10010324
Ugh. I hate bugs!
>>10010342
I'm glad to see you in such a good mood, Uso. Then that means will be agreed about everything we can talk about. I'm feeling very guuci buuci as well.
>>10010358
Of course. Your kin is prone to hating itself.
>>10010358
A desire for death comes every hundred years. You must wait a while before I believe I have the urge for it again. Thrashing around all that dark energy, it's far from graceful.
>>10010130
It's morning! It's nearly six! You need a watch!
>>10010371
Yeah, you are~. You'd be a messy smear on the wall otherwise! Besides, sometimes a person can't even help but lie.
And don't think I'll keep you around, I of all people know the value of good rest, silly.
>>10010385
You desire death? Here you won't have to wait so long now!
>The mass reforms itself into an aggressive, cursed spirit and on Kuroyuri 's signal, it lunges towards Shinobu.
>>10010388
So that explains why I feel so angry. I hate waking up early more than anything else.
>>10010378
Are you calling me a bug!!
>>10010429
And whose fault is that now, hm? Hmm? Every time of day has a beauty all it's own!
>>10010429
Ouch!
>Shinobu is smacked across the face by the dark form and does a complete backflip before falling onto her face
>>10010429
>>10010468
>Shinobu chuckles softly and continues to taunt the small child
Is that all you've got? You know not who you turn your powers against. I felt it as it hit my face, it was fat. Your powers are nothing more than a fat mass. The ugly chubby girl of all powers.
>>10010439
Were you not calling yourself one mere moments ago?
Alright /hg/, I'm going to give you all this once in a lifetime opportunity to join up with the Titus Brand! The Titus Brand's stock is growing by the day, I can guarantee that if you invest in the Titus Brand just a little bit that you will not regret it, that's a Titus Brand guarantee! So what do you say /hg/, are you prepared to make it a win with the Titus Brand today?
>Bleeds out.
>>10010521
Ain't that a shame.
>>10010483
I am calling YOU it, imbecile!
>>10010447
If my friends were here this would not be a problem.
>>10010468
>>10010479
>The tyke clenches thier fists, only to pull out a sword they were carrying on thier back. Clearly, this person was easy to anger. They command the Wars to reform into a black mass of tendrils, latching onto shinobu and trying to keep her from moving, much like the pic. Since trying to take over and consume an undead is futile and pointless that is all it does. All the while the tyke advances, getting ready to execute shinobu.
Don't call me that you undead whore!
>>10010535
Aww, whine whine, whiny whine about the timey-time. You big whiner~. It's just the sun!
>>10010529
Stand back, onii-chan.
>She has a paper bag in her hand
>>10010521
>Yotsugi crouches down next to Shinobu
>She takes a donut out of the paper bag and sticks it into her mouth as far as it can go
>>10010535
Then you are a fool. as well as a bug.
>>10010544
>Shinobu turns over and attacks the donut on the ground finishing it in a matter of seconds
>Life seems to reenter her body replenishing her indefinitely.
>>10010541
>screams at you
>>10010549
I had this saved for our old Shinobu, but you might want it as well.
>tfw Hoshi has fallen so far he has to be a one man circlejerk and RP battle with Baron
>>10010548
>>10010541
Do you two want to end up like little blondy over there as well?
>>10010563
>Alright I laughed. Also hikki come back.
>>10010535
>Bound by the dark tendrils, but very much awake, she smirks at the child
Undead whore? And what are you going to do to this undead. Make me MORE undead? Amusing, you're very energetic today. Did something good happen?
>>10010558
You dare create art making a mockery of my cursed form?!
>Grabs it and stuffs it into her mouth.
>It appears to have been devoured, however it now sits in her tummy inventory with Heartspan
I will destroy it later.
>>10010551
>Starts screaming back
>>10010564
Hmmm, now, now...if I remember...your boss person doesn't want you attacking me, now do they~?
>>10010563
Sit down and laugh at the autism, it's both pathetic and hilarious at the same time
>>10010563
ily Hikki
>>10010573
Way ahead of you.
>>10010573
>>10010563
I'm glad you're enjoying it. I'm thankful people are at least noticing it.
>>10010563
But we're all girls, onii-chan.
>>10010580
>>10010573
My thoughts exactly. Look at those losers.
>>10010388
>Apparently Karen fell asleep, again.
>>10010592
You're a part of those losers.
>>10010571
>tummy inventory
Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?
>>10010592
You should listen to this onii-chan, katatsumori onee-chan.
>>10010600
Can you imagine being so desperate for people to think that your circlejerking forum, the only thing you have left in your life, is still alive and well? To the point that you'd be willing to write messages at yourself and talk to the people you've publicly stated to dislike in the past?
Pitiful.
>>10010571
>>10010572
No. Your little friend here is right. My beloved refuses to let me kill people outside of the arena. I don't have a choice in the matter. But-
>The tyke smiles at the two of them, the type who enjoys toying with thier food.
He did not say anything about keeping you there.
>Hoshi is all the monogatari girls
pls no
pls
>>10010597
How unhealthy. Good night~.
>>10010605
Impossible! I'm the absolute cutest out of the three! There is no way, I'm going to stand here quietly while I'm lumped in with you losers!
>>10010610
yes
>>10010564
If we ever did it would not be your achievement.
>>10010601
As a vampire, I would say that isn't even the beginning of the things I was able to do in the past. You don't know the half of it.
>>10010610
>mfw that was obvious.
>>10010608
It's pitiful and extremely sad, but god it's schadenfreude at its finest.
>>10010632
>>10010617
Why must he tarnish all that I enjoy?
>>10010610
>>10010617
>>10010632
All the girls save for Karen
>>10010611
Mfhmfphf... But I dun wanna sleep...
>Karen nuzzles against the pillow, stretching her body and keeping her eyes slightly open so she doesn't go to sleep.
>>10010610
>>10010632
>So that explains why they arrive in unison. Shame I actually liked it. I thought it was just three people circle jerking with each other, like the dangans or shipgirls
>>10010609
>Shinobu sinks into the shadows and emerges out of another shadow
>For reference she did not teleport behind you, just a few meters away from where she was originally being held
You fight a vampire with darkness. Are you sure you know what you are doing? Foolish human.
>>10010632
>hahahaha im so smart, i knew it was him all along xD!
>>10010651
You didn't notice the filenames?
LMAO
>>10010643
Even Hanekawa?
>>10010657
Yes.
>Open thread
People are calling me a Monogatari girl again
>lmao, no
>closes thread
>>10010661
Why did you put on a mask?
>>10010661
>Hoshi
>Closing the thread ever
immersion ruined, awful RP
>>10010653
It was obvious man, who else name his files with asian characters?
>>10010665
Because I'm a star. A star that shines on its own.
>>10010666
I have shit RP, Satan.
>>10010661
>Implying any other avafag is in possession of the sheer weaponised autism required to pull this off
lmao
>>10010675
Perhaps. Seriously what happened though?
>>10010675
Oi, you there. Hoshi onii-chan. Explain to my why everyone believes all of us are you.
>>10010687
>I would shitpost back, but I'm being chased
>See you later
>>10010690
OH SHIT
>>10010687
>kissu
>>10010697
>Yotsugi tilts her head in confusion
>>10010688
That's literally the story though...
>>10010656
(Come on now it's me you are typing to. I cannot even remember peoples avas much less notice things like that)
>>10010652
>They send thier wars back, the mana disappearing into the tyke.
So you're tougher then I thought. Want a hug? I'l give you one for one of those donuts.
>>10010609
>The wolfish grin that Uso gives back gives off much the same impression.
Keeping us where? In the "arena"~? Oh, I don't think you can stop me if you tried.
>>10010644
Sssh, now. Shhh.
>With surprising gentleness for such a typically violent-tempered girl, Uso sets down, beginning to softly hum a quiet tune.
>>10010707
Donuts I want, hugs I do not. I would consider giving a hug for a donut. But I would never even think about giving one AND a donut.
That would be a Nonut. A no... nut... A donut where the entire donut is the hole.
>>10010706
Yeah, and I'm a guy in a business suit that lives under a bridge.
>I won't shitpost or bring my autism to the threads ever again guys
Hi guys I heard we were having fun here
>>10010730
Is that you, Rikku? Get out here so I can kick your ass.
>>10010718
Your loss.
>>10010712
Wake me up when the arena starts.
>The tyke yawns and rests by a wall, soon drifting off to sleep.
>>10010737
No, in Osu, but you didn't come
>>10010737
If you really want to pull off this joke, I suggest you host like the real Rin did.
>>10010738
Who?
>>10010747
Clearly not!
>>10010737
Why don't you reply to my posts, you FUCKING nigger?
>>10010753
>Breaks the fourth wall
Watch the anime.
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>>10010748
>kissus your custom map
>>10010712
>Karen slowly relaxes hearing to the sweet quiet tune. Her body stops responding to her commands, and her mind dives deep into dreamland. With a soft sigh, she's now deeply sleeping.
>>10010765
Delete!
>>10010767
>doesn't notice
>>10010751
Wha?
>>10010757
C'est la vie, mon ami
>shits self
oh...
stinke
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>>10010773
>Senpai doesn't notice you
>>10010779
Let me fuck Michiru
>>10010763
I'm trying to aswell. I just have too much to take care of.
>>10010790
Maybe in DM
>>10010765
Is that you Imposter?
>>10010796
No. Let's do it here bby
>>10010747
>>10010769
>In spite of typical nature, Uso doesn't disturb the two sleepy sillies, just watching over them with a little smile.
>>10010787
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>10010688
bib bib bicu bicu big man jeans apron velho chest machine poopy diarrhea smell stinky xd dog eat my poopoo
poopy pants
diaper smell
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play with smelly poop mom toys!!!!!!!!!!!! bib bicu bicu diaper diarrhea smelly stinky xdd dirty shirt diaper leak full of stinking diarrhea xddd sprey poop on tv xdd eat pet goldfish lol
xddd daddy smell pee in big fat poop diaper lol like big babby smell xd
eat pooopy mom food!!! sniff dinner plate xd poop on table xdd diarrhea on mom shirt xddddd like binky babby big big bicu xd lol
xddddd diaper stinking in bed xddd wear big man jeans full of rotten stink poop xddd lol like babby leak xdd on apron like velho chest stinky poop machine lol
stinky stinky poop on dog face xddd dog eat my weenie xddd
play with furry pet dog butt xdd poop on dog face barf sniff like great big babby fart xd
binky babby fat poop diaper lol mom smell poo in diaper xdd change diaper diarrhea explode in face xxddddd mom cries like big babby poop on daddy face lol xd
binky babby food like big man smell xdd hike poop on blackberries like velho chestmachine poopy diaper on trail xd dad change on cow i poop cow xdddddd diarrhea stinking beans fart xdddddddddddddd
balls in diaper xdd sweaty balls full of stinky poop diaper leak xdd poop in bed ruin cover
>>10010802
Yes. I'm now also impostering Rin.
>>10010804
DM
>>10010787
stop posting cutest girl Shion
>>10010807
kek
>>10010747
>>10010812
kys
>>10010807
Wh-Who let you out of the basement? Stop it, me. You're better than this.
>>10010792
Ah, well. Take your time. It's not like season 3 is going to come out any time soon anyway.
>Open thread
People are calling me a shitposter again
>lmao, no
>closes thread
>>10010823
HEHE FART STINKY
>>10010828
>lf
>Oldfags crawl out of their discord
>Thread goes to shit
Heh
>>10010824
We do need a sister ava though.
>>10010816
>Saved thanks
>>10010754
Kyuuketsuki onee-chan.
We must go, now.
>>10010833
Keikaku.
>>10010837
I may do another version of it.
>>10010837
Farewell for now.
>>10010843
>Shinobu leaps into Yotsugi's shadow