Haha I hate myself

>>10005616
I hate myself a shitton.
Maybe I'll hate myself less once my job search actually pays off, I have multiple leads that I'm hoping don't go fuckways on me like the last few did.

is this the self deprecation thread

>>10005714
sort of

>>10005616
shoulda used the explosion picture

>>10005714
wait so am I not allowed here if I don't hate myself

>>10005616
Anon why you go and do that for? I promised to use the other picture. You could of at least done that.

>>10005778
>could of

>>10005714
It was a Habits thread but that doesn't update enough so now it's another hangout.

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>>10005729
good enough for me

will prequel ever update

>>10005791
Anon why are you so evil? ;_;

>>10005824
honestly surprised it still updates at all

wild move on that guy to make that his full time job

>>10005824
Side stories yes. Main story no.

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how do I pretend to be a normalfag so people will like me and I wont die an autistic shit lord

>>10006112
stop masturbating to furry porn

>>10006168
ha

>>10006112
it gets tiring after a few years

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>>10006168
no

>>10006526
well I tried

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>>10006112

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>>10006783
delet this

>>10007012
>shell casing popping out of the gun like that
video games are so unrealistic

>>10007104
im not sure if youre joking or what
please tell me you are

>>10007252
don't you see anon

he means to say that life is a game that sets unrealistic expectations on its players so much so that its players start to see its flaws but are too jaded to do anything about it

>>10007252
I was joking

>>10007503
nah it was a shitpost

>>10007626
oh ok but also fuck you

Is it something about opossum furries that embodies feelings of anxiety/depression? I actually considered creating an opossum fursona to represent those feelings myself, partially because I made a connection with opossums playing "dead" with being paralyzed by anxiety.

>>10007710
thats sort of what it is
possum gets done a fright and then they just
"die"
i wanted to make a possona ages ago but i never got around to it

>>10007709
name a time and place baby

i'm on top though

I've been on a surf/skate punk binge recently. Also 40 oz. of cheap malt liquor since they suddenly have them in glass bottles again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioMuDdNPIxQ

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>>10007710
>>10007763
I've got one, even have some art I've done but it's shit and so my anxiety will stop me from posting it.

One day when I've got money I hope to get a fursuit done, I honestly just feel like my entire life is more manageable if I pretend I'm an awkward as fuck possum.

>>10007939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5JuSfcZrD8

I've fallen in love with Mischief Brew again myself, this is probably my favorite sounding song of theirs.

ahhh I always come back to these threads especially while drunk, fucking everyone hates me because I'm annoying as fuck please kill em

>>10008543
me not em no one deserves to die but me

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Reminder that no matter how dead Habits may be, It will never be Cheap Thrills dead.

>>10007939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_h2WHkswo
Funk gets me through the day, plus box wine and cheap reefer for the weekend.

there was a possum on my campus one time

couldn't tell if it was actually dead or just faking it

either way it was pretty cool thanks for reading everybody

>>10008812
I love opossums

also I've heard they can stay catatonic for up to several hours when they play dead

I've gotta blog post here, sorry. It's gonna be really long.

So I was browsing /tg/ a while ago and came across a guy saying that his group needed another player for an online D&D 5e games. I felt confident that day so I said sure.

I talked with him on Discord a little bit and he seemed alright, a bit on the harsh side and strong-willed in the bad way, but nice enough. Then he put me in contact with the DM who was nice as anything and I joined the game, I'll call the DM Pigeon.

Obviously I decided to try and buddy with people before the game started and so I contacted the guy who got me in the game. I'll call him Hyena. He was... weird. Abusive, mean, harsh, offensive in the bad ways and so forth. Tried to tell me how to make my character and get me to join his side on a bunch of arguments against other players. He also said some things that were intended to be flirty but honestly was weirding me the fuck out because he even knew I had a boyfriend.

Cont.

>>10008911
>I had a boyfriend
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?

I stayed out of it mostly and talked to another player in the group who was really friendly, called Spider. We built our characters based around each other, him a traveling Lizardfolk Barbarian and me as a Kobold Warlock/Sorcerer. Kind of a bromance thing with lots of banter. At this part the last player, Wolf was looking at playing a Tiefling Monk.

Hyena played a female Gnoll Psion. Built with a focus on Teleportation and melee attacks. He got my help making the character because he doesn't know much about the system and this was where he started becoming really bad, he started to say things like

>No, don't take that spell because I want something like that later
>Shame I'm not playing a male Gnoll or I could break your character's little hips with my thrusts
>This isn't fair that my character can't get (Much better ability that's unique to another class)
>Once you guys agree to make me the group leader I'll take that ability to help you guys out.

Cont.

>>10008850
you'd think death would have a smell but i guess animals are just dumb as fuck

>>10008937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrWuMwRKH2c

>>10008940
I tried to be nice and just yesman it because I don't do well with arguments... but then he started asking for how he could make his character more powerful then Spider's character. So I told Spider and Pigeon and we all agreed to see how it would go.

Game day comes around and we get into the server, Wolf'd not here for this game. It starts with Mine and Spider's characters entering a town and because of our races there was some issues with guards I talked my way out of.

We then hear screams coming from the Inn we were heading to and so we run and there's a bunch of Guards standing with weapons drawn at a Gnoll.

So now we're roleplaying with Hyena... and wow. He constantly did edgy shit, made no sense, cheated, ignored things, made no attempt to speak and then ran away.

Me and Spider are kinda weirded out and PM Pidgeon about this, he says to just try and go with it because Hyena might improve.

Cont.

>>10008991
We go back to the tavern and are just mucking around in-character for a while before Hyena showed up again. A man pulled out a sword and told her she needs to leave and etc. which she responded with pulling out her sword.

Spider stood between them and told them to both calm the fuck down, while I pulled out a crossbow and said I don't care who's right, but the first one to attack will get shot in the damn face.

So a bunch of people ran to get guards to come and Hyena attacked the guy twice, I didn't want to just kill another player in the first session so I didn't shoot but used some magic. The guards come and tell her to stand down and Hyena's response was fuckinng ridiculous, he set the tavern on fire, set another house on fire and then Teleported away.

So me and Spider did some stuff and were helping an old lady who was having a problem with creatures attacking her pigs. Before Hyena showed up again.

Cont.

>>10008941
my guess is that most of the opossum's predators are instinctually drawn to live prey, so something that seems dead is less enticing for them

>>10009060
Hyena showed up after we were dealing with that and was expecting us to take him with us I think, when my character threatened to turn his into the Guard then he flipped the fuck out and the session was over.

There was a huge argument after it between everyone but we came to an agreement to try and solve our issues, said we'd do another game and put on the fake friendly faces.

I decided to check his Deviantart, and holy shit.

Just nonstop blogposts about how he's going to kill himself, he insults people who compliment his art and just acts like the biggest neckbeard autist around.

At this point I feel sorry for the guy, he seems actually mentally handicap and I want to try and hlep him out. So I tell the rest of the party I'm gonna try to play along with him.

Next game goes about the same except Wolf was there and she's super friendly.

Cont.

>>10009143
After this there's an even bigger fight and me and Spider quit. Pigeon messages us and Wolf a few hours later asking if we want to try a new game.

We all agree and I check Hyena's blog, he's really torn up. He's upset and threatening to kill himself and crying and shit. I want to be nice to the guy but know he's impossible to play with so I have the idea to actually be nice to the guy on his Deviantart, which was a fucking mistake.

I post a thing on his upset post telling him he's a good artist (He really is) and that he can still get somewhere in life. Basically one of those really nice things, I don't expect him to be happy but I didn't expect what happened.

He makes a bunch of public posts about me calling me a retard, furrytrash, a faggot who should be shot and so on. Calls me a stalker and tries to message all the people in the game telling them to block me but they tell him to fuck off.

Cont. (last one next)

>>10009205
After all this... I just feel like I fucked something up. I should've been able to help him but I couldn't. I really mean well and would do everything I could to try and help but he just keeps shunning people.

There was a bunch more shit that happened and more arguments but none of that really matters.

Did I do something here wrong /possum/? Could I have helped this man? If he kills himself or something I'll feel responsible for it because I said some mean things to him.

>>10009226
Some people are assholes and can't be helped.

>>10009226
eh

he was already posting about doing it and you have no moral obligation to do anything to help

don't make yourself think you were the straw that broke the camel's back

>>10009128
cool

next time i see a possum playing dead i'll be sure to eat it

thanks for the heads up anon

>>10009226
He's an asshole who pushes away people who try to be nice to him, especially if they previously did something that upset him. He's obviously got problems and needs help, but not the sort you're in any position to provide (nor would he accept it from you, from the sound of it). You did nothing wrong, and it sounds like you went beyond what could be reasonably expected from you.

Also, I really doubt he's going to commit suicide.

>>10009257
I wonder if opossum is good eatin'

>>10009274
Speaking from experience, not really.

>>10009246
>>10009247
>>10009258
I just needed to hear that, thanks.

This man's honestly just the saddest thing I've ever met, I can tell he's not going to get anywhere and no one will ever love him which fucks me up. Cause it could've been me who wasn't able to develop any basic social skills.

Gonna go have a shower and try not to think about this guy, he's just too much for me.

>>10009326
Yeah, you did what you could, anon. You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

>>10009274
there's people who eat all sorts of rodents

i imagine it'd just be super game-y

not that i really know what that means

>>10009347
as I understand it, gamy meat is dark meat, which comes from muscles that get used often (as opposed to muscles that are used only in certain situations). So I guess gaminess mostly comes from the higher saturated fat content (or maybe it's when the fat starts to go rancid? not sure). Makes me think gamy meat probably seems oily compared to white meat.

>>10009403
something about eating almost spoiled meat seems dangerous but what do i know i'm not the rugged outdoorsy type

>>10009347
It basically just means it's got a stronger taste because they're fed with stuff they're actually supposed to eat.

>>10009507
rancid fats aren't dangerous as far as I know, they just taste and smell awful. I guess there could be dangerous bacteria growing alongside it but rancidity itself is just when complex fatty chains start breaking down and oxidizing and shit.

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Brush your teeth! You'll feel better if you do it even if you already have done it! So just get up and brush them right now, only takes a minute or two!

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>>10005738
Nah, you're allowed. It's actually the general for a dead webcomic.

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>>10008543
Bruh, drunk posting is best posting

>>10008606
Did the guy ever give a reason for bailing on it?

I remember reading cheap thrills like four years ago or some shit and it was good stuff other than the heavy focus on dialogue and character progression that just sort of dragged on at times as opposed to being overly artistic about it. It actually kind of looked like ass at first if I remember right.

>>10011191
It's barely even a general, those are usually much more consistent in the people who hang around and content posted. We thankfully don't even number our shit or even run those obnoxious copy paste OP posts other than defaulting to that one quote from the comic. It's all got a much more open and organic feel than generals that get too full of themselves and their regulars.

>>10010379
you will also save yourself money and pain in the future

like if you've been lucky so far and haven't needed to go a dentist then you don't even know the world of pain you're saving yourself from

I was an idiot and thought I was all hunky dory only brushing my teeth once a day until a chunk of wisdom tooth rotted off while I was eating cereal and I almost broke another tooth biting on it

Cost 400 dollary doos to have that piece of shit removed and I was going to use that money to build a new PC for the first time in like six years god damnit

>>10009226
>Didi I do something wrong?
Yes. Continuing to interact with this person.

>>10010379
No. I only brush my teeth like once a month and every time I do there's blood in the toothpaste when i spit it out. I ain't about that shit.

Should i get clem tattoed

>>10015159
On ya pec, clem for life niggah

>>10016258
Wheres that

Should i get the "gross" one

>>10016258
Pec a shit
Thigh a best

>>10016391
Why tattoo Clem if he wont have her on display in first place?
Thighs are for 'i love my mom' tattos

>>10016605
what are shorts

>>10016605
Clem is not an extrovert
Put clem in a warm happy place

>>10013871
that wouldn't happen if you brushed your teeth more often

>>10016258
>>10016391
>pec
>thigh

forehead is best choice

>>10016258
Nah man, get a Clem tramp stamp

>Black out.
>Come back.
>Did some really bad stupid shit
what the fuck is wrong with me
my fucking pills dont even help

>>10016300
The 'Am I hip and cool yet?' Frame would be funny.

>>10017017
second

>>10017139
forehead is reserved for carving a swastika into

>>10018584
the swastika goes underneath her obviously

or it could be HER swastika tattoo

>>10019083
Clem wouldn't get a swastika tattoo, dude

>>10019099
then why does she have one

i cant fucjiking deak wuith anythign today
everyone wants me to set up for shit or talk about improtant shit and i want to die

>>10019410
>waiting on a friend so we can talk about important shit
>see this
it's highly unlikely but on the off chance you're involved I'm sorry
if not fucking I don't know anon, sometimes you just have to drag yourself through it

>>10019532
whoosp

>>10019410
i feel you anon

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http://www.drugsandwires.fail
have a cyberpunk comic about a junkie from ukraine
the overarching plot is slowly developing, but that takes a backseat to character drama

>>10019410
Its okay anon. You become numb to it. Eventually.

feelin overarching sense of dread feels good mmm

how are you doin' /possum/

>>10019984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d3SMxK40YQ&list=PL5D15326F71B8124D

>>10019984
Same here duder, can't wait to ruin everything.

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>>10006112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np1rpc0K_Os
Why bother?

>>10020043
hell yeah bro

>>10019984
Trashy, not too trash but just barely enough of a garbage person. Never go full trash.

>>10020270
a little trash never hurt anybody

>When you made a promise to yourself to never drink again and here you are a week later drinking

I wish someone would stop me.

>>10020659
quit that

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>>10020229

>>10020659
I've never heard of anyone actually following through with that situation, almost always comes after a bad bender or hangover or some dumb shit done while drunk but it's never enough to give people the conviction required to actually stopping a habit. Dealing with any addiction is pretty serious business, more so if it's your main or only vice rather than cutting back on one problem while increasing another to compensate. You are the only one who's ever going to be in a position to stop yourself though, understand that rather than trying to blame anything else while hiding in your own actions and decisions.

t. substance abuser

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>>10006783
I just want to tolerate society long enough to find one other person who's as perpendicular to reality as I am so we can withdraw together and develop a rich inner world as we become frighteningly codependent.

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>>10020659
Cut it out.

>>10020838
>>10021263
Alright, only had three drinks in the end.

>>10020933
Yeah I get that, I really do want to stop with alcohol though but I'm not sure I'm actually addicted. Might throw all of it out and see how I do.

What do opposums know about own ass that we don't?

>>10021263
when you get told by cosgrove you gotta do what he says

>>10021974
Most people aren't sure they're addicted, you can actually abuse hard drugs for months before the truly detrimental effects start happening. Nobody wakes up and decides 'I want to be an addict' you know? Best of luck whatever you end up doing.

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You guys ever do anything stupid? Like so stupid you lost a friend cause of it? I did one time. Few "friends" found my about my "hobbies" on the internet cause I was sloppy one day and called me a degenerate subhuman. Made me into the loner who's scared to talk to people man I am today. Even today subhuman is still my steam name to remind me of my fuck up.

>>10023010
spill the beans anon what'd they find

>>10023010
What the other guy said, we've seen some depraved shit here in trash, so we need a frame of reference to know if you're even deserving of 'subhuman'

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>>10021977

don't we all

i have to get off my ass and try that lsdmicrodosing shit

>>10023516
>microdosing

Unless if you do drugs erryday and don't want to eventually break because of it literally why.

One angsty teenager tattoo coming right up

>>10023676
>it's an anon gets a regrettable tattoo episode

Awesome, I love those very special episodes with forced morals.

>>10023010
booo anon tell usss booooo

>>10023010
I have never lost a friend over anything other than distance. Having said that, I can think of several ways that would completely burn any bridges I have.

My friends pretty much know I am a degenerate through and through. Best part is, they're all pretty cool with degeneracy, as long as their gfs aren't around.

Still a loner and I hate talking to people, but it's something, I guess.

>>10023010
I remember the last time my last friend called me before I finally sank fully into this permanent hole. It was basically an ultimatum that if I didn't call her back this time, she wasn't going to bother anymore. I didn't, and she hasn't.

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>tfw keep drifting further and further from my only friend
the worst part is that i dont care anymore

>>10025014
been there done that
just hope that you get lucky like i did and meet some cool people afterwards

>>10025116
i dont think im going to get that far in life

>>10025306
if i can do it anyone can
haha

>>10023716
Why regrettable

Clemnis life

>>10026397
Clem is* goddammit

heh

Haha

hohoho

>>10026417
>it's a "tattoo with a typo" episode

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>when friends forget you exist
>when no one invites you to go out and have fun
>when you're stuck as an IRL background character
>when asking for assistance always inconveniences someone
>when even taking small risks goes horribly wrong
>when your good deeds go unnoticed and your mistakes are unforgettable
>when you have to pay for someone else's misdeed
>when you have to fix someone else's mistake
>when you always draw the short straw and have to take a big old bite of a shit sandwich

>>10028158
Not on my watch, i'm a grammar nazi when i'm not drunk

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>>10028229
9/9, BRB killing myself

>>10023663
google it nigga, there's a shitload of anecdotal evidence it does help a lot to "cure" depression

a microdose of lsd won't get you high or anything, just improve your mood and creativity, and lsd isn't addictive and has virtually no side effects, at least in microdoses

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>>10025116
>meet some cool people
how did you do it are you a wizard

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>>10012376
iirc he gave a half-assed explanation about how he had moved on to other stuff and didn't know how to end it.

>It actually kind of looked like ass at first if I remember right.
That it did but the artist improved a lot throughout the story.

>>10029537
Weak. But yeah after looking at it again chapter 1 and the last chapter are night and day in terms of quality.

>>10028229
>>when friends forget you exist
>>when no one invites you to go out and have fun
PROTIP chances are they do this because you never take the initiative either, so they take it as a cue that you don't want to hang out with them

>>10029520
i mean maybe
i have frozen water by touching it a couple times

i did the thing nobody would expect
i came here

>>10029990
Seconding this.
I thought I got blown off yesterday, decided to call people up and ask, and they were down to hang out and do stuff after all.

>>10023010
>>10023046
>>10023755
Sorry fellas was at work, one blog post coming up. This happened while I was in my last year of high school thank god. Basically my highschool wasn't a Catholic or Christian school but none the less very religious, there was also people always shouting the south will rise again, funny cause it's Canada. My friends were all very smart guys and were the only nerds in the school so we got along. It was sweet we played vidya and every day we would play pathfinder on lunch. One day I meet a few Russians playing insurgency since I stay up too late and they show me this cool website called VK, and I'm like sweet a social platform like facebook but with only my online fellow degenerates. The only problem was I was lazy cause it was like 4 and signed in through facebook connecting the accounts and I had no clue. So I start posting stuff and my friends see it and so does everyone I have on facebook. They thankfully didn't spread it around but I wanted to kill myself so bad after that. That was the first time I ever cut myself. I only cut myself one other time after that cause it fucking hurt and I had no clue why people did this to themselves. Sorry for the blog post with no pic I'm at work.

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>>10028229
>when your good deeds go unnoticed and your mistakes are unforgettable
>when you have to pay for someone else's misdeed

Oh. How I know this feel all to well.

>>10028229
>9/9
All too well. All. Too. Well.

night in the woods except mae becomes a twitch streamer and gets swatted

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Don't know when this picture was made though I guess no one knows that Opossums already have anal scent glands that release the smell of death when they are playing dead.

Hey possums? What do you do when one of your friends is in a group with a bunch of pedos and you have no clue how to drag him out?

>>10033226
nuke /tlhg/

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>>10033226
you tell me

>>10033226
Define "group"

>>10007710
same but with an armadillo, sometimes I just want to curl up into a ball until the bad things go away haha

[Insert vague shitpost about someone in PAR here]

>>10033498
bones makes my wee wee feel funny

>>10033471
you know I lurk here too
fucking dm me you nerd

>>10033541
who do you think I am

>>10033570
I am not smart, help me out here

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>>10010379
>>10012980
>>10013871
don't forget to floss!

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hey possums
whats ya favorite poke

>>10033626
>flossing as well
m8 I brush my teeth but flossing is effort

>>10033598
I'm a nerd who just likes little armored critters and posts in the neopets general a lot

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>>10033637
this one

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>>10033637

>>10033649
I think we're thinking of different people
either that or I don't know you post in the neopets general
also little armoured critters are cute

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>>10033637
Ehhh switches between Cosmog and Silvally depending on the day. Today's a Cosmog day.

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>>10033637

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>>10033637
DNA

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>>10033706
yes armadillos and pangolins make up two of my three favorite animals with possums being the other which results in me liking this one kind of neopet a lot

also I think I'm not the person you assumed I was

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>>10033637
fug

>>10033226
Join him. Embrace the lolis.

>>10033780
I didn't assume you were anyone, but I thought you were talking about me
my bad dude
but yeah good taste, I'd hang out with you, you seem like a cool guy

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>>10033637
fishe

>>10033741
holy fuc deoxys is cyoot
my depression is cured

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>>10033637
This one.

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>>10033859
Thanks anon
Have a possum

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>>10033914
I've got more but I'd rather not turn this into PAR: Possum Version.

Echoes of PAR

>>10033958
much appreciated anon
have a nice day, alright?

>>10033637
pokemon is for fags

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>>10033637
Fite me.

>>10034346
you're for fags

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>>10033637


>>10034346
That explains why I keep playing it then.

>>10034346
exactly

>>10034434
>First form of a starter
>Ever
y

>>10034884
treecko

>>10034884
Piplup

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>>10034346
I don't doubt it.

Facial hair is fucking annoying. I'd have it all removed by laser if I could.

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>>10025014
This-this

well i at least i have my hobbies and memes

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>>10028229
Seriously, at this point I'm just wondering why I'm still alive

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>>10037105
Don't worry about it anon, just keep living on man.

>>10036848
same
except literally every last spec of body hair in existence instead

>>10033958
>beer
>also beer

Which one is the better beer though?

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>>10037231
I don't mind most of my body hair, but it's fairly light. I don't mind most body hair on women, either, and the two are probably related, since I tend to hate my more masculine features.

>>10037966
Drinking out of bottles is more enjoyable.

>>10038032
Good beer mugs are superior to bottles though,

But yeah, glass always beats plastic and metal containers.

Give me five good reasons I shouldn't spend the next 3 hours playing Master of Orion (the 1993 one)

>>10037966
Neither, beer's gross as fuck.

>>10038158
I drink maybe one or two beers a year. My alcohol consumption has evolved to be almost exclusively rum and whiskey--usually mixed into soda.

>>10038158

So are fruity mixed drinks and straight everclear but whatever gets the job done yo.

>>10032662
Oh god, antman? Is that you?

>>10038268
I love rum, I have issues drinking whiskey though and it makes me cough a lot.

Personally rum and pepsi is basically the only thing I drink for taste, if I go to the club or whatever I might buy something with a fruity sweet taste.

>>10038303
Yeah, I can get that. Once I really wanted to get drunk so I skulled a bottle of mouthwash, turns out it had no alcohol in it.

>>10038032
dark and its absolutely everywhere
feel like a goddamn sasquatch
id much rather be smooth and soft
but im kind of a fag so yeah
same wish i wasnt built for football [american] or something so bro-y

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>>10038355
I can't tell If this is serious or nit. But. Short answer. No.

>>10038642
>keeps posting rusty axes
>cryptic usage of language
Sure you're not antman. I really believe yoi.

>>10038802
His name is not important.

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Rate my new gay hat. I had to get a loan to afford it for $15.

>>10038875
That's a nice hat anon. Treat yourself.

>>10038853
I don't think you understand who antman is, we don't want him around.

>>10038875
Fukken lol'd/10

Post more of your hats though, so I can better gauge your personality and lifestyle.

>>10039238
That's the only hat I have, I took that picture at the shop.

I also considered buying a pair of stockings with the same print, but I'm not brave enough to buy stockings from my brother's work.

>>10039186
why so

>>10039336
Get more money so you can up your hat game then. A single meme game hat isn't enough for a true headgear aficionado.

>>10039609
I want money to live with my boyfriend though ;_;

Only need about $3,000 and I make $40 a fortnight.

>>10039646
Up your money making game before you up your hat game then.

Learn to hustle or learn hard labor but do something about it. Eventually you can use money to make money but you'll need an upwards of 50k before that can start happening.

>>10039733
I'm trying to get a job at a pet shop right now, so that's something.

Also do Bunny Ears count as a hat? Cause I got a pair of those.

>>10039598
Batshit insane, as in the real kind, the kind you report to the FBI. He's name banned on all the boards afaik.
Obsessed with the idea of killing people and feeding them to ants, hence the name.

>>10039811
Heck
Tell me more

>>10039840
Pretty sure he killed a neighbor's pet, but I might be misremembering.
Even if he didnt, he probably has since he's been banned.

>>10039977
Deffo a psycho

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>>10039977
Oh no. The Axe thing is a somewhat of a recognitions thing for /par/ peeps. As its basically a meme. This Axe man guy can go feck himself though. Killing animals? Feeding them to ants? Sounds like one of those guys obsessed with growing ant colonies in a very unhealthy murderus way. Bet I could kick his arse. Though I'd actually like to know more so I don't cause further confusion in the future.

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>>10040400
>a recognitions thing for /par/ peeps
Please don't.

>>10040400
Nice fucking patio

>>10040427
That's why I had to be blunt about the Axe thing. Cause if not I'd be thought of as a murderer. The Axe doesn't mean anything though. It's a over done joke anyways.

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>>10040466
>He's not a murderer

It's like you don't have bouts of psychotic anger.

>>10040400
This has been rated "T" for "Totally fucking stupid"

>>10040498
I do admit I have a lot of vent up rage. But I express them in healthier ways then offing other people over my own problems. Like vidya.
>>10040527
That's mean anon.

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>>10040568
>But I express them in healthier ways then offing other people over my own problems. Like vidya.
I throw glass bottles and yell at people on the street.

Also crying.

>>10040616
That isn't really healthy. I'm going to assume you don't have the time or money for therapy of any sorts?

>>10040568
>But I express them in healthier ways then offing other people over my own problems. Like vidya.
Yeah I cut myself and cry.

>>10040658
I used to do that to. But that isn't the way to go. What's been troubling you? Have you talked to anyone about it? Again where all anonymous. Unless you are recognized. Which sucks. But. It's that or the latter.

>>10040649
I've got all the time in the world, no money. I could probably look at free services but for now I'm happy.

>>10040658
Cutting works well, haven't done it in a while though. Maybe tonight I'll start again because it's been a bad day.

What do you use to do it anon?

>>10040699
Not with you, Turts.
>>10040708
Bowie knife. Makes my life easier having less feeling in my hands.

>>10040755
I use razor blades like a real faggy idiot. On the upper legs, hips, chest and upper arms.

Not gonna tell you to just quit because it's not that easy, but do try to do it as little as often.

>>10040755
I never said you had to talk to me about it. Talk to someone you trust. Which in this case is obviously not me. I don't even know who you are either so. Eh. Though there is only one person I know with a bowie knife if I think I know who you are you better quit it. Self harm is not the way to go.

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Don't we all?

>>10040812
Yeah, I've been working up to stopping. Going to be doing classes this term so probably not soon.
>>10040839
Sorry, man. I don't want anything to do with you. After all the stuff with Sniffs being underage and no one caring I left PAR and I'm not going back.

>>10041004
Emrys? I can't know or care about you if I don't know who you are. Very least I can do is sympathize.

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>>10041004
After you've gone about a month without doing it, you really regret ever doing it. The scars and marks are so ugly.

It never quite goes away though, been about 2 months for me and I'm probably gonna start again.

>>10041023
No. Inb4 you blame Em, Jiji or Bones for me.
Or Skitts.
Or literally anyone but the right person.
>>10041051
Yeah, maybe I'll open my arms today and be done with it. G'night possum.

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>>10041073
No death please, you're stuck on the ride forever. Weeeeeeeeeeeee.

>noodlescord bitches about scapegoats
>uses bones as a scapegoat

>>10041113
Knew you'd try and bring this shit in here

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Seriously, can you guys stop complaining about how your RP thread went to shit here? Chances are everyone involved was a fucking idiot and no matter what it wouldn't have lasted.

I get you're all salty about it but taking potshots at each other here is just annoying and accomplishes nothing. Take a new name and go join a new RP thread.

None of us care and you're just shitting up /possum/ for the rest of us. I'll even make you a /par/ thread so you can shit talk each other if you want.

>>10041113
you meak skitts

>>10041113
>>10041142
>>10041178
Shut the fuck up, please.
>>10041165
Sorry, there's a retarded sociopath involved with this shit and he's going to try and drag it here until shit falls apart more.
Best I can say is ignore him.

>>10041113
Anon, could you not?
This is /pos/, stop trying to revive /par/'s drama/.
>>10041165
Making a new /par/ thread won't do much.
They'd probably still bitch about it here either way, since they know the former /par/ members won't be in the new thread.
Sorry man, all I can really suggest is to ignore him.
>>10041073
If you kill yourself you won't get to see yourself finally be done with those classes, so there's that.
Good night, anon.

>>10041198
>>10041222
I guess we just gotta wait them out, worked for the other two people who tried annoying the thread for a long period of time.

No matter what, /pos/ always finds a way to survive.

>>10041244
Dubs for truth.
They will eventually reform and get back to their usual autism, and leave this thread alone.

My precious /possum/ is being invaded by autistic Pokemans roleplayers. What a time to be alive.

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>>10041356
You know what Possums do when being invaded? Play dead and/or REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10041073
I wasn't going to blame anyone. But if you want to go right ahead. I'm not stopping you. But you not saying who you are. It only gets vaguer.
>>10041113
Look what>>10041165
Said. As for the whole Bones thing I want to get around to apologizing to him about that. But he already hates me more then he did before. So. Yeah. As for any problems you have please do not be afraid to speak up about it in chat. (Worst you get is the time out corner dude.) That is all.

>>10041356
It comes with the territory, I miss the /co/ threads.

At least we don't get obnoxious namefags here. Just listen to punk music and ignore it until they move on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_lpqX_9P9w

haha

>>10044828
say haha one more time

>>10044850
haha

>>10044913
thanks

>>10044930
yw senpai

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Anyone of you here every get tired of this never ending cycle of existential dread, self loathing, and the stale normie crusted mask of irony used to cover it all?

>>10045046
hell yeah dude but at least coffee exists and that's what keeps me going

>>10045080
Coffee does nothing to me
Wat do

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>take screwdriver out of toolbox
>go to turn in tools, toolbox missing
>think I accidentally took the screwdriver from the box of a flyer, panic mode engages
>turns out some dumbass flyer snagged my toolbox and loaded it on to a plane that hadn't taken off yet
>tfw did nothing wrong
that was a close one

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>>10005616
Friends, I have a problem.

Recently (within the last 2 days) I have been getting a sharp, recurring pain in my left lower abdomen. At first I ruled it out as an injury, as I've been doing workouts to better myself, but it has only gotten worse. Using quick deductive skill I have found it to be either Diverticulitis (inflammation of pouches on bowel) or colon cancer (cancer). Should I go to the ER? I'm really clueless as I haven't had a problem like this recur before.

>>10046483
Medic, now.

>>10046483
Might as well, if nothing's wrong then you get a cool hospital visit.

If something's wrong then you'll be thankful you went now.

Are ambulances free there? If so maybe call one. If not then get there however.

>>10021237
I did that onxe but then I went to college and they broke up with me and started dating my best friend :) their both dead to me and I can't trust anyone anymore

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>>10033637
I relate to mimikyu a little too much

>>10047389
Relationships suck

>>10047544
Dead inside and pretending to be not?

>>10047565
yerp I guess. I have a job as a server and shit so I have to be presentable but I really just want to lay in bed and die but then I couldn't pay for said bed. Plus with friends I always act like a different person but I'm pretty sure they hate me anyway
>>10047547
yeah they fucking do I'm in one now and I kinda regret it because I don't like them as much as I thought I did and I kinda just want to be alone

>>10047607
Confront your friends and have them tell you straight if they dislike you
Maybe also a break up

>>10047607
>Plus with friends I always act like a different person but I'm pretty sure they hate me anyway
Based on what?
Do they give any actual indication that they don't like you that couldn't be explained some other way?
Also seconding >>10047846.

Also also, you have to try talk to them about it.
Even if there's no way to make your relationship work you should be honest and open with your partner about it.
It won't be pleasant to say the least, but it'll be better than pretending be interested in someone.

>>10046182
why booze and coffee of course

or just more coffee i don't fucken know

>>10048619
>>10047846
Not really I guess I just feel like I'm a huge bother to them and annoying when I get online and I feel like everyone leaves the discord whenever I get on. I'm probably being overly worried about it. Because I usually assume everyone hates me.

And on the gave of my relationship yeah I need to talk to them about it, they seem to be enjoying it so far but I'm not sure they're getting what they want either. At least I hope not because that would make breaking up waaaaaaaaaay easier. Honestly I'd still feel bad tho because they gave me a bunch of free stuff.

>>10048824
I had a relationship like that and they said that they didn't understand why I broke up with them so uhhh yeah maybe talk it over

>>10048640
But I need to be sober for work
And awake

>>10048824
>Because I usually assume everyone hates me.
Well there's your answer then.
Don't assume things like that anon, alright?

Also good to hear you're going to talk to them about it.
I hope you're both able to work something out, or if not at least that your break up isn't too painful.

>>10048992
you can be one of those things

>>10049060
I need to be both

Hey joi how do I tell if someone actually likes me or is fucking around?

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>>10049349

>>10049349
fake your own death and attend the funeral, works every time.

hahaha

Ever wonder if life would get better for people if you died? Investigation happens and finds out all this issues with work and it helps your coworkers, or your parent(s) or who ever gets fed up with the distractions of self centered or sociopathic family members, or with you gone, there's just less stress and pain on other people that you work with, or even your life insurance helps your parents get a out of some of their debts?

Nothing matters

>>10051598
We're all matter

>>10051950
*We're all that matters

>>10051968
Are you sure

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>>10052511
No, those dubs are pretty important, too.

http://www.windows93.net/

>>10053621
>Chat program
>Bots
haha

>>10053621
This mince dude is freakin me out

>>10053621
neat

>>10049349
it's easy, just assume nobody likes you

Anybody else like to stare down their reflection in the mirror?

>>10056870
I don't particularly like my own face and it is even worse in photographs
Resulting in the most ugly employee badge

>>10056870
I like to call my reflection a faggot and try to headbutt it.

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>>10056870
>looking at your reflection to the point you're unable to identify any facial featureshttps://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AEHxwuzLVld5Yft8ik831kT8AeVZsLlbvvt3D9GtePfu5f3Lm0Dk7mzu5wPeA1hNj8iYZZIRJ4wfroNnx-C9NX-BHi1olLu6L-dlc1qZfKt8CCbwvOpFfC5hnzFVsR54orhqEAM2ZlzuSQF_7wtiGBFWRMKc3x0T8EA7s1XPyQ5C6DEiN4u43Ia1x1F1G2PWuKAfToJvAL977ps-uRz_uXmZQT3vvDAnOA&th=,-wpXCiuwZoXVpd-3Oc62sLeR77t8GqzwAAAAN6AAAABdawN8qmxzRY98uymstUGoE_Rrii3kZLjyJRib_0WS9N6B_lqfjpXbUaKmB_fLXwgLdP_s7INm-rvF_PS8xG9Ex7S8KoSQB1yWZT7-iCw-5jmxy0HUBsr8CCN21x0o8TWx7FhpUbZ_c52jxj55TDuXijJQf7M8mLwZbmQFFtyj9m6wuFUFCFMWHXGXqR5AB3YBrU0oEhKOpbhkuXLzNV844xEYd4g11F-Rmwred1zKOdfECxjLQpcxwIpz4rRu0fN6twwF2TRPZUSesj2SkBa-T1FpzSo262wFmCa2qYs23du9ityxs8rMS85hY48CDyScsO_gB1uoEa0IcgKI5aQsrg5TQRDWrhj1DMFxogF1M6HTf0eU9GNZd8D-HUFx8VG14XC_-CFOYOahZkoMloxRXEp1V_y2yevEv2Nvr5sA1OpevfNc8uRjhjtZRNBVgFM2RsagDfMEUpQVhHPNiX3FOXjItvB_IcU_Mv1HJ-_IBrRmxBh8USdLQMvxecnO85Aditb1mJTN9vEqWS8DHk8je5Ou3gM_0Qv30KyrmeljkgLGLhtb-cDEgqyiaBL5M2zxR3FcHBgtyuxkD19zU5LGjpOejbtPoqbCHw76URtmIgOl46bnK3bvvkIJWt3r7cvu75mzleFNc8Cr6VTvNgesoPiYguPywcv-1oPyIS3n45LAPCQiuyGGVT3Yzn1U5jHVNR7hh-gj4_bOI6lOwdk0l3j-fMjUvxYDYD2CzT6K4h4PAOUA5Uu6OElwUMfIAzoQrBs-hU1ov6DORuHha39LNYYcyFQJo6sKcCHlkmmYX8SNeUqyb9-jAdBKDrd9ZgpTXjANCpL5G66UotJUOmOcCFCRFxxo_-kmgwVkxipvhGCjjpZ13NdpK79R7baM0cI4IA8D0xRA3IgXv8KHezA8JHEj5D-483D0XI1w3jVyw3vCJb5W4S6NmgH3p5IkIwp5wmUaKnn21t28YvFIOLgRMWpoS0n6ZiNbzCqXSnpMT1o5YDTyA69o6K7eS50PeDErVN8OujOt_PXEAOx-TmDxKhrcBFHaMECMpTmb_9vg2a7Wrx5QxkfmO6fwNPulvkUsNE88CCz5rLE9y-YrpZfz_yHtAAjKJZNn54a_4xdlUz0AmbjkudMxXSSVdyOyAH-N4x4NWQY5Z5aLL52oLvL9WVioyxFzTDRXLuMkqzGdpg

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>>10057008
Kek, whoops. oh well

>>10056919
I'm the reverse of you.
I actually think my face is decent-looking, but I'm a fat bastard and I hate how I look from the neck down. I'm trying to cut back on the worst Fat Fucker habits I picked up in the last few years.

>>10057057
hi ray

>>10057057
Make it "worst Fat Fucker habits picked in the last decade" for me

>>10057057
I'm like your fraternal twin. I think my face is alright and I'm a little chubby and like my body, but I feel like nobody else likes it and feel conflicted about going all the way fit or letting my meat keep the fat for flavor.

>>10058249
>>10058249
>>10058249
New bread.