HG
Fresh bread.
>>10004380
HOSHI WILL FOREVER REIGN SUPREME OVER /HG/
>>10004388
Because I made it up. Clearly~, after all I have pleeen-ty of time to imagine things!
>She shrugs dramatically, the horns vanishing from her head.
And maybe I am, maybe I am! It's amazing what years of isolation can do to the mind!
>>10004383
Who's the best then? Last time I checked nobody caused more indirect shitposting and memes than I have. Not to mention I also drove many oldfags into shitposting themselves..
You can't touch me. I'm THE King Shitfuck of Retard Mountain.
Who got the million?
Goodness gracious!
>>10004459
Sliver.
>>10004459
We did, Luna
>>10004459
Sliver
>>10004441
You're right Star God, you are the only rightful deity of /hg/.
>>10004459
10 million*
>>10004430
You are more than just mad. You are completely insane! Dreaming up someone's entire life in your sleep? No one is capable of such a thing. Not even a demon.
Agrias >>> Saber
irl /hg/ meetup fucking when?
>>10004547
I don't want to see any of you in Real life
>>10004537
That would depend on which Saber.
>>10004547
2 years and 6 months
>>10004516
Are you implying a god couldn't?
>inb4 literally god
Tell that fake to fuck off, Goyim
>>10004547
lol fuck no
>wanting to meet irl shitposters
it'll turn into a fucking brawl and you know it
>>10004583
>it'll turn into a fucking brawl and you know it
good, I will snap any of you beta bois like a twig
>>10004516
This little world wouldn't be the first time it happened! I've got plenty of time on my hands, and an imagination that's raring to have something to work with!
I still don't believe you're real because you don't give the same feeling as she did. But does it matter if I'm not going to act on it?
>>10004598
>Maria
>>10004583
People here have no guts to shitpost with their ava what makes you believe they will do it in RL
>>10004583
I just want to punch Sunset, Bolin, and Yukine in their throats.
The rest of you I'm good with.
>>10004583
Implying anyone here would actually back up their shit in a face to face confrontation of course.
>>10004598
lol fuck no you can't land a fucking hit on me you twink
>inb4 bring a gun
quit being a coward you faggot
>>10004613
I'd punch those three in the throat if give the chance, yeah.
>>10004626
I will make you my bitch you limp-wristed shitposter
Would an SCP be a good ava?
If so, which ones?
>>10004583
Great, now I want to see a HG Royal Rumble match. I imagine it would be hilariously pathetic.
>>10004561
I am sorry, but I highly doubt that girl is God. To suggest otherwise would be blasphemy. Unless you want the church to label you a heretic I highly recommend never saying such a thing again.
>>10004649
SCP?
>>10004649
Mal0
>>10004613
sunset did nothing wrong
>>10004649
Please no.
>>10004655
>>10004561
I'm not even religious.
>>10004649
>Could be fun, if they're one of the more human ones.
>>10004657
Scat cum porn
>>10004537
Yeah okay, except
No.
>>10004657
Southern Cow Princess
>>10004680
Yes
>>10004688
fucking TOLD
>>10004676
I was thinking of SCP-682, or maybe SCP-049
>>10004613
I think sunset could roll you.
>>10004643
>implying
nigger i rp more than you do in a month, what makes you think you can beat my shit?
>>10004583
>Not knowing most shitposters are college age male bros.
I'm pretty cool irl.
>>10004650
I'd be the autistic one that would show up in full plate mail. Laughing as people try to fist fight me untill someone with a head pushes me over, making me no more than a turtle on their back
>>10004649
Do Abel.
He's basically OC Dante.
Or SCP 231 :^)
>>10004655
Did you not understand the implications of what I said, you fucking twit?
What I said was that a god could do it with ease. If she thinks herself a god then she is sorely mistaken.
Stab yourself in the foot, cunt.
>>10004709
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAAHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA
I want to see Kamina vs Vino irl
>>10004730
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
What do you think Vino's doing?
He never leaves his house and HG was his sole hobby
>>10004702
I would grind you into pulp
>>10004725
calm yourself, Guglielmo Embriaco
>>10004711
I'm telling you, this is a million-dollar idea we got here.
>>10004737
>Chicago Muslim
Vino doesn't stand a chance
>>10004749
How do you know that?
>>10004699
Probably. I'd still knock some teeth out though.
>>10004709
Who here would hang out with Hoshi irl?
>>10004752
yeah right, nigger you're not even fit
you rp anime grils all day while i rp anime MEN, what damage could you do to me
>>10004774
Inkling and Kuga
>>10004758
But Vino's from Texas!
Someone explain to me what people do in this thread and where's the fun in it. Genuine interest.
>>10004777
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>10004790
How'd you know, Anon?
>All this fight talk
>W-What about the orgy?
>>10004774
Nay. I view Asians in a negative light because of the way I grew up.
>>10004799
Fight me in IRL faggot.
>>10004777
Aaron Kennedy rps men too nigger
>>10004796
Put guys into an rng simulator and roleplay with eachother / to the simulator.
You've gotta make the fun yourself.
>>10004804
>not a fisting orgy
>>10004804
fuck the orgy I want to fight one of you faggots irl
>>10004796
It's facebook without faces and just anons talking about random shit till a game pops up and there's rp. At the end of a game the same anons come out to put their ava up and thank the host for a game. Games are a rare sight so don't ask too may questions, just lurk and you'll see in a few hours.
>>10004796
Well we're supposed to RP while playing the Brantsteele hunger games sim, but what we mainly do is shitpost and tell each other how badly we'd fuck that guy we hate up if we ever met him in real life.
>>10004796
The fun is in roleplaying or entering a simulator given to you by a host.
Or shitposting.
>>10004804
>Haru
>>10004826
Can we at least bust our load on the loser?
>>10004799
post your address you faggot, five bucks says you live in oklahoma like all the faggots do]
>>10004815
>implying i'm that potatonigger
i will fucking kill you if you call me bolin again
>>10004814
Happily, where are you located?
Uzbekistan here
>>10004583
I would beat everyone here up and then buy the people that get back up a beer. Females are not exempt from the HG beatdown.
>>10004725
I seem to have misunderstood your statement. I would like to apologize for what I said.
>>10004804
Pretty sure it would just end up being the same in the end.
what I would give to push one of you smug faggot's shit in
>>10004698
>We've already had 049 at least twice but theyn ever stuck around
>And I'm not sure how an entity that finds literally everything in this plane of existence disgusting abominations that need to be destroyed would work out here
>>10004839
kys kiwi.
>>10004844
Cambodia faggot. I know Pradal Serey and Silat.
>>10004859
Though apologies are unimportant... they are appreciated. You have mine as well for the harsh language.
We should rename those threads "shitposting central"
I mean it's pretty clear what makes the threads alive at this point.
I summon _____
>>10004818
>>10004829
>>10004830
>>10004833
Alright, I'll bite. How often do you actually play the game, compared to shitposting? I kinda wanna see one live.
>>10004880
bitch i'm not even alfred
post
your
address
>>10004874
>implying you could do any damage with your spaghetti arms
>>10004874
I love it when they talk shit like their minor e-notoriety in an obscure 4chan community on a hidden board is their validation.
>>10004880
How about we meet somewhere halfway in India, Mumbai sound good?
>>10004894
A host
Someone post the host list
>>10004900
We had... 4 games today.
WE ONLY HAD FOUR GAMES TODAY HOLY SHIIIIIT
>>10004900
A game starts whenever someone decides to host one. One just ended almost like half an hour ago, but people rp with eachother in between games as well to pass the time.
I just wanted to rp but I can't due to the lack of hosts. Do i needto step in and host a code or default?
>>10004894
A host
>>10004758
You severely underestimate Texas. If the two fought there I guarentee you 5 bystanders would jump in against the Chicago muslim. Then invite Vino for some PBR n cornbread on their front porch as they play banjos. Police would claim the muslim lynched himself to commit suicide.
tl;dr, don't mess with Texas.
>>10004796
"Hello there! How are you today, mister? Feeling great? Me too, as always! As for what happens here-"
>"You die. A lot. Enjoy the ride."
>>10004914
If you want to.
>>10004900
It varies from day-to-day. Mostly we shitpost, but a game comes around every couple of hours.
>>10004901
post yours faggot, I swear to God if you're within driving distance we can go at it
>>10004900
On good days 7-8/10 ratio
On bad days 1-2/10
Not much has changed today; we're still waiting for someone to threaten Emi's top spot.
https://pastebin.com/Zei8zVVp
>>10004912
7 games.
>>10004917
>implying the swarms of mexicans wouldn't hop in to get the brown brother's back
Have you ever even been to Texas aka Mexico 2?
>>10004914
/co/de would be good. I'm using phone so I can't host right now
Thanks
>>10004905
>needing more
How does it feel to be stuck in the rat race of life without any feeling of achievement?
>>10004912
>>10004913
>>10004932
>>10004924
Then what do you even talk about when nothing's going on
>>10004955
People shitpost or rp. Or there might be some casual discussion, who knows.
>>10004955
Discord drama.
>>10004955
We roleplay, shitpost, or share daily life type shit.
It's not meant to be a full time thing. Only the most obsessed people do that.
>>10004939
>implying the Mexicans would help a Muslim.
Even the cartels hate muslims.
>>10004937
I swear I'm gonna take that top spot. Promise with all my ink in my body!
>>10004970
I'm hoping this isn't actually fucking real
>>10004937
>not too far off from being in the jobbers row, maybe I should aim for that again.
>>10004937
just fucking reset it
reeeeee
>>10004970
sorry anon you're too far, unless you're willing to drive 8 hours and meet me halfway
>>10004937
End it properly, give the rewards and start a new one seriously
>>10005002
No point in resetting it, that will disappoint more people
>>10004970
>you're an hour away from me
Cool
>>10004970
TN-fag here can I come and hang out with you anon? What will you do if I knock on your door and say I'm from /hg/?
>>10004998
it should be a fake address
i live somewhere near that tho i'm not gonna fucking reveal my address to someone
>>10005006
I will feggit
i'll clock you irl
>>10004970
>Giving Jude your home address like that
>>10004937
>You're still alive
Where the fuck have you been?
>>10005028
>>10005026
>>10005024
Tennessee fags unite
>2548
: s
>>10005035
FUCK THE TITANS
>>10005002
>>10005008
Also you just have to trust me on this, I'd rather not restart being 44 days deep
>>10005034
Away
>>10005034
Dude he came back like two days ago
>>10004937
I'll never rise in this being such a dang pacifist.
>>10005037
I want to fuck your ava in her ass.
>>10005028
can we meet in PA anon?
>>10005048
Same desu
Post your irl pics.
>>10005053
I'm here in PA. I'll kick your ass so we can both fit in.
Unless this is Asgore. I'll have mercy on you this time.
>>10005039
I dislike pigskin tossing in general
Holy shit, there are mods on this god-forsaken board?
>>10005067
I'll post a foot but that's all you're gonna get out of me.
>>10005067
Ew no.
>>10005067
>>10005067
The only guys who had the balls to actually do it. Everyone else here is ugly or fat as fuck and won't dare to post themselves.
>>10005067
>>10005067
im a dogo lol
>>10005067
Have a rare Middle School Hoshi too.
>>10005075
Yes. What happened to make you realize this?
I just want to rpee
>>10005102
There are plenty of ugly people already on this.
>>10005102
I posted mine with my ava
Faggot
>>10005102
>>10005102
>Only one chick in the entire shot
>It's a dog
lolhg
No, Souda's trollpic doesn't count.
>>10005115
>>10004970
>>10005075
Did someone get banned?
>>10005102
Most people aren't dumb enough.
>>10005112
That fucking bowlcut.
>>10005067
>>10005070
It's not me.
>>10005102
Tricky had hers posted
Baron has his posted
Yosuke had his posted
>>10005102
Wiggin' out is a fucking cutie.
>>10005155
Bowlcuts are a status symbol.
>>10005174
cute
>>10005166
That's Wiggins
He's gay
>>10005102
post the newer one.
>>10005145
>>10005145
>Dumb enough.
>Implying it takes an idiot to post an untraceable picture of them self.
What's the matter? You too ugly or too fat to want to post your face?
>>10005102
stop using your autistic samefag version, janus
>>10005174
Yeah, the status of a faggot asian.
>>10005188
I still want to fug aikawa
>>10005159
Then who are you? We can play Yahtzee and push around the amish.
>>10005188
Millennial as fuck.
>>10005188
T-tricky?
>Aikawa
>>10005188
everyone here looks very likable except Yukine
>>10005188
Nice glasses Aikawa
>>10005188
Everyone looks like a fucking nerd. Except Okabe, he looks like mommas boy. Ily Okabe.
>>10005188
I hope Baron got rid of that mustache. And Deeg's forehead still cracks me up.
>>10005198
..I meant that it wasn't me.
>>10005222
>Everyone looks like a fucking nerd.
>>10005222
He looks like the new Lamborghini guy
>>10005188
Phil Fish looking motherfucker.
>>10005190
Tb.h it was actually a precursor to get a Levi Ackerman haircut.
>>10005188
I'd buy Okabe and Adachi a beer. No homo.
>>10005222
Stop it.
>>10005234
You stop it too, but first I have a 100 step program that can help you live your dream and own your own house in the Beverly Hills.
>>10005231
So is that a no for Yahtzee and Amish pushing?
>>10005262
Am I bad for wanting to pick up the trap kitter as an ava?
>>10005262
How does one make angry happy sounds?
>>10005267
Yes
LIVE AND LEARN
>>10005266
I'll consider it.
>>10005188
Remove that shit image of me and replace it with this, please!
>>10005261
I'm low-maintenance. [spoiler]Natty Ice is fine with me[/spoiler]
>>10005300
Good. I'll bring the hummus.
Okabe The Most Blunted
>>10005297
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
>>10005277
But I want to!
>>10005067
My doggos
>>10005067
>>10005318
Ugly little shits
>>10005067
>>10005300
I-is there a Nonon version of that image?
>>10005067
Here's my pupper.
Am I pretty, HG?
>>10005328
Mean too
>>10005346
Prettier than me, that's for sure
>>10005067
proud Aryan Roma man here
>>10005336
>tfw used to look like this but packed on 50 pounds because I was underweight
Feelsbadman
Good thing I'm about to bulk up again and work out
>>10005362
What is this creature.
>>10005318
cute tho
>>10005352
Agrias oaks, are you here?
>>10005345
Ask the guy who makes them tomorrow or whenever he pops up.
>>10005311
>Natty Ice
Nah, fuck that. Heineken for mass produced, or a good microbrew(would have to sample the ones there, no clue what you have). If I had money to spare, I'd get a bottle of 28-year-old scotch. No way in Hell would I buy two of my favorite people here Natty Ice.
>>10005375
looks like a gypsy or some kind of Caucasus ethnic group to me
I want hosting lineups back.
>>10005397
>Heineken
If you had said anything else I would have had to find who you are and shitpost you away.
>>10005067
>>10005386
I am. What do you need?
>>10005377
On a good day
>>10005384
Why are you shooting a corpse?
>>10005424
>cums in your twinkhole
>>10005067
See
>>10005306
>>10005415
Blame hosting standards
Apparently a lot of people are working on codes
>>10005415
HG is decaying, it's just a part of life. Things live and die.
>>10005424
Kek who's that?
>>10005424
Gascoigne.
>>10005444
>>10005446
Thats inkling
>>10005424
>Going to post myself
>Someone did it before me
C'mon man.
>>10005424
Isn't this just LF's new face?
>>10005440
>tfw multiple codes
>don't want to host
>>10005390
I'll do that.
>>10005457
new pic pls
>>10005440
I'll be getting back on the wagon soon.
As-salamu alaykum, could I interest any of the fine 2D maidens here in joining my harem?
>>10005451
>that's the bottom I'd go with if we shipped
Fuck that
>>10005432
Here's your wincard. Maybe there's some errors, but I did my best to do it
>>10005466
>new pic
But that was less than a month ago.
>>10005464
;_;
Fuck this I'll host
First 36/48 for /co/de games
>>10005486
don't care
>>10005491
Yunero
>>10005491
Emi
>>10005491
Oshino Shinobu
>>10005491
Heart and Soul
>>10005491
Elias Ainsworth
>>10005491
Nyuu
>>10005491
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10005491
Anne Frank the Goblin
>>10005491
Jane Crocker
>>10005491
Johnny
>>10005491
Miku
>>10005491
Inkling
>>10005491
F Y X E
>>10005491
Ryougi Shiki
>>10005491
Disco Inferno
>>10005491
Kinu Himuro
>>10005491
Literally me
>>10005491
Charlotta
>>10005491
Shermie
>>10005397
I've tried this one called Camp Fire by the Lancaster Brewing Company at the barber I visit. It goes down easy and has a nice smokey taste to it. As of now, it's possibly the best microbrew I've had.
If we're going cheap, Yingling is my go to. Two 24oz for 3.99 is perfect. Spied Rum is the only liquor I'll drink. Scotch left me with an unsatisfied night once. I mixed it with Southern Comfort, cried for an hour, and then hit my head on a toilet and then fell asleep.
>>10005491
Night Dog
>>10005491
Me Irl
>>10005359
Don't be so hard on yourself, you a cutie.
>>10005491
Lana's mother
>>10005491
Me on the right
>>10005491
Ketchup Man
>>10005491
Mikun
>>10005446
>nope, never ever gonna post my face here.
>>10005491
Baki
>>10005491
Miku's ass
>>10005491
Yuffie Kisaragi
>>10005491
Nonon Jakuzure
>>10005491
toast
>>10005491
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10005491
Me on the left
>>10005491
Gascoigne
>>10005491
Yomi
>>10005424
That right there is a drug problem waiting to happen.
>>10005491
Catling gun
>>10005480
Thank you, I truly appreciate this.
>I finally get a custom win card. And it's an awesome one. Thank you!
>>10005491
Anders Holm
>Back from the dead and ready to win.
>>10005491
Reigen Arataka
>>10005491
General Butt Naked
>>10005569
Good to see you back bud.
>>10005491
Agrias Oaks
>>10005563
Yeah, I do look like a stoner.
>>10005566
N-No problem
>>10005491
Le Knight Man
>>10005601
You call yourself a knight?
>>10005595
Opioids and/or amphetamines in your mid-20's.
Calling it now.
8 more
I used to wear a fedora unironically over surfer cut. Someone fucking kill me.
>>10005424
CUTE!
Should invest in some acne products though.
>>10005491
Uraraka Ochako
>>10005623
Mac DeMarco
>>10005623
Choromatsu
>>10005623
Michael Jackson
>>10005623
Gunny bunny
>>10005623
Araragi Karen
>>10005623
Uriko
>>10005491
Astolfo!
>male
>>10005623
Stu
>>10005533
Pyrat rum then. That's my go to for rum. And fyi: if I'm letting you drink 700 dollar scotch you sure as fuck are not mixing it with fucking SoCo. I'll pimp slap you if you so much as think of doing that.
>>10005623
Fighter
>>10005622
I dunno what either of those do.
>>10005634
I've been meaning to do it for a while, I've just been procrastinating.
>>10005662
I love those spats so god damn much.
>>10005659
>mixing drinks
I've been called many mean things before, but that implication hurts deeply.
Check it
>>10005491
Usotsuki
>>10005716
>>10005513
>>10005662
>>10005716
>standing on top of the box the Harvin states her name to all within earshot
As Captain of the Holy Knights I, Charlotta Fenia, will rise to the top and stand victorious.
>>10005716
104% ready
>>10005709
>Scotch left me with an unsatisfied night once. I mixed it with Southern Comfort,
>>10005735
thx b
>>10005623
Naoe Yamato
>>10005716
"Are you ready, Soul? We've been doing so well today! Let's give it our best shot again!"
>"Again: it's random chance. Our previous results don't mean anything."
"But if we believe that they do, that will be more than enough to give us the enthusiasm to win!"
>"...Sure."
>>10005716
On with the hunt!
>>10005716
Nyuu.
>>10005699
>I gotta agree with you on that mate.
>>10005716
Ready for anything, let's hop towards the action!
>>10005716
First trib in d11 isn't supposed to be there
>>10005716
Ready only if everyone else is ready
>>10005776
hop into a furnace th.b
>>10005757
>>10005716
I-If it's not too late, please take me, Choromatsu, out for this man.
>>10005754
You misunderstand. I drank the Southern Comfort first and then had the Scotch forced down my throat by a friend that wanted me to stop being rowdy.
>>10005790
>>10005805
Oh! Thank you two! If I get in I'll do my best to make you guys proud.
>>10005716
I am ready for the match. Please begin.
>>10005745
What order of Holy Knights do you command? I have never heard of such a commander.
>>10005803
>th.b
>>10005716
>Shinobu rises from the shadows.
Panaino!
Any more swaps?
Starting in 2 mins
>>10005780
Done. Replaced with Astolfo
>>10005716
I accept this challenge.
>>10005817
That's just horrible! The scotch was ruined by the previous SoCo! Wait, do you know what brand it was?
>>10005818
I'm still in. The only person that will make me proud is myself. Good luck though.
>>10005858
Do accept the risks of your challenge, Reigen-kun?
>>10005491
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10005716
the fuck did I just get myself into
>>10005822
The Holy order of Lumiel of course. I worked my hands to the bone and busted my rear to achieve my title.
Have no fear, rest assured for when you are in my company you will be well protected. I swear on my oath.
>>10005878
hell
>>10005872
Of course.
>>10005881
but there's women in hell, right?
>>10005803
Hah, come on with a better challenge! I'll have ya know that I took a fire breath from The Mother.
A furnace ain't gonna do jack to me!
>>10005878
Hell itself. Welcome to the club
>>10005865
Nope. I was swimming when they were searching for liquor. They did it once with vlad, which was awful. I couldn't even drink it while shitfaced, yet there are people out there that can drink that stuff like it's no problem.
Anyway, now that the game is starting we should probably chill. Doing this while a game is going on is hella rude. It was nice talking to you.
>>10005901
>>10005904
yes
now kiss
We begin
I hope I picked the right code
>>10005876
>>10005856
One more! Swap me out, please!
>>10005923
"I don't know who you are, but we'll see you again after this! Good luck, and always think happily!"
>"See you back in the dead tribute room."
>>10005923
I honestly don't know how to work one of these...
>>10005904
but what if the furnace was actually the sun
>>10005938
>>10005923
Not only was I late with the swap, but now I'm forced to walk around this shithole? You need to hire janitors for this place.
>>10005923
Follow my lead! You will all make it to the end if you stick close to me and step on my coat tails.
>>10005868
Oh, well good luck to you too then.
>>10005923
Collecting funds is always an important endeavor for war.
>>10005919
Ain't interested.
>>10005923
...Should be a piece of cake. Captured and kill some critters before. Should be the same for humans and other things.
>>10005948
Huh, well. I would die.
>>10005923
>>10005925
I'm afraid you weren't quick enough, sir, though I do believe that this is desirable for the both of us. I know that you'll perform well in the games unlike I will.
Good luck, sir. I, Kosaku Kawajiri, believe that luck will be on your side.
>>10005970
ok now hop into it
>>10005879
I have never heard of such an order before. Ah, forgive me if it sounds like I am questioning your title. I was merely curious.
>>10005923
There was nothing of value in there anyway. I think. I don't know. I got scare by all the noise.
>>10005923
It makes no difference to me. Methods of healing are one too many for humans. For a vampire, all that is needed is a little bit of our blood and we have a cure.
I miss /brg/
>>10005914
I agree. I look forward to next time.
>>10005919
>>10005970
WHOA MAMA
Slow down. How about a drink
>>10005986
Heck no. Now that I know what the furnace is, I ain't doing that.
>>10006009
...Ain't Rushe soldiers, but they'll do.
>>10006009
How'd I get myself into this mess, ugh, I better not have to carry anything...
if i hear another pseudo-intellectual white boy say “overpopulation” i s2g
>>10005978
I'll be giving it my all. If I can brave this storm I can do anything, even get a normal person job. This place is to test just how cunning and strategical I really am!
>>10006009
>Choromatsu gets hit by the flaming arrow.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOMEONEPUTMEOUTOFMYMISERY
>>10006020
Like I said, not interested.
>>10006009
Wouldn't you say that it would be better to love as a servant than to die like a dog? Work under me, and I'll see that you receive what you earn.
>>10005993
Worry not ma'am you asked and I answered.
>with a grunt she hefts the large, blue blade onto her shoulder.
State your name ma'am.
>>10006009
Curses. Either my aim was off or someone sabotaged this catapult. Stay where you are and I will try once again once I reload and readjust!
Night 1
Miku is cute
c u t e
>>10006009
"Please, please, please let us go! You're all good people, and I know you don't want to hurt either of us after all!"
>"Heart, just take out your weapon. It's much more effective. If worst comes to worst, we also have our other powers."
>>10006095
"Soul! She just...chopped it, right in half! What do we do now? Talk it out with her? I'd much rather we try that!"
>"No. Now we run."
>>10006095
Fool! Fire off ten, fifty, or even a hundred arrows and I shall catch every single one.
https://youtu.be/GXs5tXqeKok
>>10006046
Can I have my sword back now. I was kinda using it for something
>>10006095
It's only right that you finish the job. Go ahead, finsih this meaningless and never ending existence of mine.
>>10006097
Post thighs.
>>10006130
T-that's a fake!
>>10006095
Aha! Learned that move from a movie!
>>10006097
Stop being so blunt!
>>10006123
But it's mine now, I won...
>>10006136
Only if Miku posts them first.
>>10006143
Hehe!
>>10006095
My greatest work!
>>10006158
>two midgets save miku
>>10006075
And you certainly have the attitude to prove it. Worry not. Most jobs actively state that you need a personality like that in order to get it, so you will be able to be a salaryman like me.
>Kosaku nods, raising a hand towards the boy.
I will be sure to give my spot to you the next time you're late. That makes two people I owe.
>>10006158
"But...what does any of that mean?"
>"It means we made it better. Whatever it is."
>>10006158
Not my fault my newly appointed queen got herself killed...but uh, thanks for the rescue.
>>10006150
Do you have any stockings or kneesocks?
>>10006158
It was the will of the gods that you were given another chance. Do not squander your good fortune.
>>10006182
>>10006158
>He starts gathering his clothes after the encounter
This.....happens a lot more than you would think. Uh....it was nice meeting you? Good luck in the games.
>>10006009
That was a close one, but you shall not get another strike in!
>>10006092
I am Agrias Oaks. It is a pleasure to meet another Holy Knight here.
>>10006095
>equipped with an Ultima bow, Agrias lets loose a well aimed shot along with the other archers.
>>10006164
It's more than you could have done for her.
>>10006158
>>10006178
Count yourself lucky. I won't be around the next time if you get yourself caught doing stupid things.
>>10006143
Whatever momma, I don't need it. Man knows how to shoot. Keep it as a gift.
Also my number is written on the side, you know what to do.
>>10006158
Night 2
>>10006205
Sell it for lots of money! Don't worry I know an excellent pawn shop
>>10006204
I had it under control, it was only a matter of time before I escaped!
>>10006181
Y-yeah, of course... but does Miku have them?
>>10006208
This is why I prefer my blade.
>>10006208
>"It's hard to figure out which young girl in a school uniform she is, really."
>>10006208
Honor is for chumps~ I'm glad we were all able to agree on this conclusion.
>>10006208
Sword turned out to be no good at all, I'll have to try something different...
>>10006201
For real? You are a knight of the Holy order as well? Which branch do you hail from?
>>10006208
>raising her shield the arrow pings off effortlessly
I already tools you once! Arrows cannot and will not penetrate my defenses!
>>10006214
You were doing a better job hanging from a rope then trying to lie to yourself.
If you are a father and have a son like aikawa that crossdresses, what would you do?
>>10006208
It's a pleasure sharing this drink with you, Fyxe. It's a pleasant change from you jinxing me out of a win.
>>10006214
Mind telling me how you were going to do that? That rope looked really tight around your neck. Moving would have been incredibly difficult for you.
>tfw senpai doesn't notice you anymore
>>10006264
Who needs senpai when you have me
>>10006208
>"Alright I never expected things to turn out this way."
.......Look who's toast, Bread-chan.
>>10006264
state your name, business, and bra size
>>10006158
Damn beast! I shall deal with you later! There are more important things to take care of first.
>>10006208
Yhow could I miss such an open target so easily?
>>10006259
disown
>>10006264
>tfw kōhai ignores you
>>10006273
Wait.....what counts as success then?! I think I've been doing a pretty good job so far! What could I ha- there are people lining up to throw things at me.
>>10006250
grrr, Aren't you a little short to be taking the throne?
>>10006260
I have a longer lifespan then that rope, that's how. Eventually it would have no choice but to release me.
>>10006273
She destroyed every part of me!!
>>10006273
Heathens! Bad enough neither of you will dismount from your steeds and fight fair but you must form an alliance to take me down?
Unacceptable! Spineless cowards, the lot of you.
>>10006282
Holy shit
I love you
>>10006273
This is why I hate bunnies. Wait, how does one kill miku and her butt?
>>10006273
That drink was nice, and our conversation made me feel good, but this doesn't mean you're not my enemy in this place. I don't want to this, but I have to. I want to make it out alive this time.
>>10006299
The rope isn't alive. By the time the rope would release you, you would be dead. The only way around this is if you have a very strong neck and have no need to breathe in oxygen. I don't know why you have challenged me and the girl about this. Shouldn't you be happy?
>>10006259
Tell him to stop being such a little faggot. I'm okay with him being gay but crossdressing is for the overly gay.
>>10006299
MIKU YOUR RAMEN
>>10006273
"It's only fair that you have a fair chance in this game, too! Take care!"
>>10006273
Night 3
>>10006299
>she's taken aback by the verbal assault
Mind your tongue! I am average height for any normal Harvin! Unlike you I worked up the ranks to achieve my title, not flaunt around lie some drunken harlot.
>>10006282
>I've been watching
>This is brilliant
>>10006347
I thought I would've pierced through that....
>>10006273
>>10006341
Being captured is familiar to me that I won't hiss much over it, thanks.
Why is this place filled with Carcinophobia?
>>10006250
I was a member of the Lionsguard, personal guards of the royal family. I was tasked with guarding the princess.
I fucking love this guy that just wandered into the thread.
Top lad.
>>10006317
>>10006361
Appreciate the compliments, but if someone can get Squid Lady off of my back that'd be real nice.
Normally I'd be into it but she's sticky and gross.
>>10006347
She's lucky she got away. I was going to rip those bunny ears off her.
>>10006328
Well androids don't need to breath so I'd only be really bored. And of course I'm happy, at least I was until died....again.
>>10006337
Who cares anon, it was supposed to be for my win now everything is ruined!
>>10006353
Harlot!? I'm older than you, you should be listening to me!
>>10006347
"We'll be there, fighting alongside you guys, with a smile all the while! Nothing beats a joyous spirit in the heat of battle!"
>"Hey, heart. Take my hand for a moment."
"Okay, but- W-WHOA! Where are we going?!"
>"Anywhere but here."
>>10006406
Oh my god the ramen is all over the FLOOR
>>10006418
Don't we have a janitor for that kind of stuff, you can't honestly expect me to clean that up.
>>10006444
Silly Miku. /trash/ doesn't have a janitor, otherwise tlhg would've been cleaned up.
>>10006143
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE MIRAI MIKU 2016s
I'LL GIVE YOU MORE MIKU PICS IN EXCHANGE IF YOU DO
>>10006433
Your swordsmanship is shoddy.
You will never hit me like that.
>>10006406
You sure don't sound happy. I don't care how you would have responded to me, but don't you think trying to pick a fight with that little girl makes you seem ungrateful and childish?
>>10006433
He was nothing compared to those gang members. However, don't think I'm cut out for this king stuff. I'd rather live peacefully than have to worry about leading others.
>>10006433
"Ooo, Soul! Look at all those pretty fireworks you just set off!"
>"Yeah. Fireworks. Yeah."
>>10006392
>with her fight over for the time being she puts away her blade so she may size up the knight in front of her
I see. It is always a relief to see a fellow Holy knight, someone else who upholds the peace of the land and protects the innocent. And being a guard for royalty is a rather prestigious title in itself.
>>10006406
And just how old might you be, Harlot.
>>10006397
>The Inkling is latched onto the broad back of the man, and has a worried expression on her face
I-I don't wanna die! I-I gotta win this time!
>The Inkling seems to be giving herself some kind of motivational talk while on the man's back
>>10006450
Maybe they're on strike...or they run that place themselves...
>>10006463
you mean...like THIS!
>>10006433
Night 4
>>10006477
The little gerbil started it! Blame her!
>>10006485
Aha! I say age then you call me an old hag, I'm not falling for it.
>>10006507
"A heretic? But...why? Is this part of the World of Sorrow I'm not familiar with, Soul?"
>"No, Heart, he's just a lunatic. No one's going to believe him here. Just keep walking."
>>10006507
What are you two doing with my girlfriend's corpse? She has been dead for a little over a year now.
>Ryoma looks over towards the fox thing pulling out a knife. He lets himself get stabbed, hoping it would put him out of his misery after seeing his dead girlfriend
>>10006507
I was just going for a quick walk, I'm not doin' anything bad!
>The Inkling says this, and then goes back to snooping around the keep, poking the bricks and checking every nook and cranny
>>10006544
S-Sorry!
>The Inkling quickly jumps off the man's back, and scuttles away like a crab that had just been found
>>10006498
YESYESYESIMGETTINGHERASANENDOROIDANDIMREALLYEXCITED
Let's talk about Mii Lore... no really. After playing through the Miitopia demo, it got me thinking about what the timeline for miis would have to be like. I'm fine if you have any arguments against what I've said here through constructive criticism.
So to me, it all started in the Mii Maker/Mii Channel, where a single mii is born everyonce in a while. Once the miis were born, they hatched an escape plan and, once they did, they decided to create their own land (Miitopia). Many years later, there was word of the ruler of the land being kidnapped by an evil presence and thus, chosen miis had set out to find them (Find Mii, Find Mii 2). Soon afterwards, news had spread that a war was on the rise and that in order to prove their worth, a battle of warriors had begun (Warrior's Way). Meanwhile, in another Kingdom, monsters were being dealt with with with ninjas from above taking them down (Ninja Launcher). Eventually, some mii's who were tired of the madness and wanted some relaxation went their own ways in search of other places to meet more miis like them(Mii Trek). Along their journey, they sometimes found strange and mysterious puzzle pieces that they would use to create pictures of random characters from what had seemed like other worlds (Puzzle Swap). Centuries later the Miis would eventually have their own lands and used them to do things like play games, sports or music (Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resort, Wii Play, Wii Fit, Wii Party, Wii Music, Market Crashers) However, all was not fun and games, as soon after a while, many miis began to slowly turn into zombies, causing a outbreak and thus many miis to leave their lands with few staying to help out and take care of the others (Battleground Z).
1/2
>>10006544
>>10006504
what were they?
>>10006528
You should be the one to end it. Lowering yourself to her level makes you look petty.
If it makes you feel any better, all she did was tag along with me. She didn't actually do anything to save you.
>>10006504
A mere ten?! She's just a child! I am more than double her age, despite my physical setbacks I am more than just her elder.
>>10006477
I am a woman, a knight captain at that. I am no child stuck on a mothers breast.
>>10006528
The apparition stated that you just turned ten. I will notify your family on your poor behavior and disrespect towards an elder.
>>10006498
The other miis that had left went off to start anew and hopefully even start new families as well (Tomodachi Collection, Tomodachi Collection: New Life/Tomodachi Life) Soon, the islanders were starting to hear about challengers from all over were starting to compete in a fighting tournament and so both the best and the worst of miis teamed up to show what they were made of (Super Smash bros. For Wii U & 3DS). As prizes for some of the winners of the fighting games, some of the challengers gave the miis objects from their games to use however they pleased, thus created their very own theme park (Nintendo Land). The Miis enjoyed the many games that they played back in the good old days and wanted to experience those great days again as well as some new ones and so they did (Wii Sports Club, Wii Fit U, Wii Play: Motion, Wii Party U, Slot Car Rivals, Feed Mii, Ultimate Angler, Flower Town, Monster Manor) The mii’s loved doing what they did and even more so much that they decided to create new places based solely around the idea for people to share their thoughts on stuff they participated in (Streetpass Miiplaza, WaraWara Plaza, Miiverse) Eventually, they met some old and new pals who wanted to partner with them and go on grand new adventures like puzzle solving, race car driving, dancing, Minigaming, and more (Insert other games that uses miis here). Many, many, MANY years later, the miis would eventually learn space travel and will go off to find new planets and galaxies while also making new friends and enemies (Mii Force).
2/2
>>10006579
>>10006504
Bep
>>10006586
baleeted
Can someone make a new thread?
>>10006574
>"That is definitely not going to lead to any repercussions, nope."
>>10006574
shit
I guess that one wasn't a duplicate.
>>10006596
Silly me. I see why now.
>>10006347
How? You had only a plant as your weapon! Just who are you?
>>10006433
I suggest you cease chasing after him. There is more to him than what he portays.
>>10006450
>Agrias casts soda on her keyboard.
>It was super effective.
>>10006485
What about you? You seem to have accomplished some great feats as well. And your sword you carry around, was it awarded to you for your deeds?
>>10006574
COME FORWARD, IF YOU DARE!!