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first for drawfus everywhere

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Second for fluffy tail

>>4138820
would like to see thatch draw her imo

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>>4147778
I don't know what that means, but sure.

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>Too slow
Nah fammo, I wait 'til we hit the limit. Early threads are cancer.

>early threads
>247 pics

Ok

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>>4144142
me first

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>>4144142
roll

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a happy manlet is a dead manlet

OP is a faggot

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>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!

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>>4099454
also beginning with a repost of this description and other mascot art for the sake of visibility

so here's a prototypical description of the mascot I did. obviously stuff can be changed and added upon, but this is just something I came up with based off of what I've seen being discussed. looking at it now, maybe I took this a bit too seriously and went overboard with it, it's gonna take up two posts.

Name ideas (undecided): Matthew Quinn Tanuki ("QT," not sure if he'd be called Matt or Quinn), Reggie, Avey (totally not my biased personal choices)
Height: 5'8
Hair (undecided): short-ish if any
Default/basic bodytype: fat distributed normally with very slight bottom and top-heaviness, nowhere close enough to make his gut seem small by comparison though (obviously this can be changed to whatever on a picture by picture basis, this is just the default)

Appearance
>very fluffy neck/upper chest fluff
>hair could potentially look like a leaf
>maybe a big fupa?
>streetwear: normal t-shirt and jeans or cargo pants, maybe glasses or some shit as well
>clothing at home: when full nerd/NEET mode either just an undersized tank top or pullover/hoodie, no pants, underwear (maybe briefs?) optional, and maybe socks. if not a shut-in, same as his streetwear

some other physical traits to differentiate him from other tanuki need to be decided

maybe somebody could come up with stuff for a femboy 'form' of him too, since it seemed like there was some demand for that. not as a replacement for the main thing, but as a side version if there's enough interest

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>>4099516
Personality
>could be described as an INTP if you're going by outdated personality tests
>very polite with strangers and acquaintances, but slightly awkward/distant (he's unintentionally replied with "you too" too many times to count)
>has a few very close friends rather than a larger friend group, and while he's not the star of the show in most conversations he always offers interesting insight and information
>despite his timid demeanor he likes to discuss and debate pretty much anything, and tends to be logical and perceptive
>he's quite knowledgeable and a bit obsessive over his hobbies and interests (weeb shit and videogames have been suggested, but other stuff like music, movies, etc could be good too)
>generally shy. somewhat self-conscious and worrisome even though internally he really likes his body, so he often tries (and fails) to 'act healthier' and kick habits
>in intimate situations he absolutely adores being cuddled, rubbed, groped, and pet
>has a suppressed hedonist streak and low inhibition, and as a result he often ends up doing crazy stuff even upon only mild encouragement (while being embarrassed about it the whole time.) if he were to be consistently pressured into doing something he could maybe even become addicted to it
>very low tolerance to alcohol, weed, and other shit (all of which other than booze he tends to stay away from because "drugs are bad, mmkay?") but his biggest drug is food. when inebriated (which he can be from food as well) he gets very cuddly and blushes profusely, and loves to be rubbed and groped even more than usual.
>might have stereotypical tanuki powers/magic. good for shapeshifting (in general, in lewd ways (big balls were suggested,) and for gaining/fat redistribution) and generating a big sloshy bellyfull of saké

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>>4146226
>tfw I was already making one.

Smart move Grimes

>>4146226
you're a real human bean, Grimes

I love jerking off to mai waifu hiyoko

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third for "little stories"

I want to violently rape Muffet

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The Man in Back

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>>4144863
Which Duncan?

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Huge boobhus!

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Cars and witch butts. That is what I love.

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>>4141294
Tell me about the witch butts.

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>>4143769
Hello bones.

Were you able to ask that one ava or anon to go out with you?

>>4143785
>gently pats the parsee's head
Hello Parsee. How are you today?

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Cyborg gore is probably my most fucked up fetish.
It's not very hardcore, but it's the closest to fucked I think I get.
Real gore is a bit gross, but the machine parts make it better.

I just want to rip a hole in a cyborg girl and have her bleed metallic fluids onto me that hopefully don't make me deathly ill.

I don't know how I've become this way, but it's probably Ghost in the Shell's fault.

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Pizzafication.

Glorious, glorious Pizzafication.

I want to rape animals.

Not kill them or badly hurt them, but I want to take a dog or horse or something that clearly does not want to have sex and fuck them

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>>4143424
Ring, ring, Fumi. Chaos called, he has named you one of his Commanders, kupo.

>>4143426
Fyxe has been Confirmed as a Commander of Cosmos. May the Light of the Crystal lead you to victory.

>>4143438
Sir Link of Hyrule has been given the position of Cosmos Commander.


>>4143468
>>4143456
>>4143453

- General Souda/Subaru (Better get it hot so it cools down sooner, kupo)

http://poal.me/j5p5f7

- Sunset Shimmer
- Seth Rollins
- Akiba Red
- Wriggle Nightbug
- Ivan Braginsky
- Bolin the Jester
- Keroro the Frog
- Ika-Musume the Squid
- Fyxe
- Link
- Grandmaster Janus
CLOSED

Commanders of Chaos
- Ramlethal Valentine
- Eggman-kun
- Beerus
- Baron Blade
- Jigsaw
- Anchorage
- Gogo
- Fumi
- Nagito
- Slave Girl (N-name please, Kupo?)
- One more!

>>4143519
Niggle, I need your help later lad. I need that site with the thumbnail search crap. You gave it but I forgot the link.

http://poal.me/ibvwsc
http://poal.me/ibvwsc
http://poal.me/ibvwsc
http://poal.me/ibvwsc
http://poal.me/ibvwsc

No happy

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>>4142402
Reee

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>Go to work in 10 minutes
>Will inevitably come back to a 404 because /trash/ doesn't temporarily archive like every other board
>Desuarchive often decides "nah, fuck it, not gonna keep track of this particular thread"
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT

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GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!
RAISE THOSE HANDS WAY UP HIGH AND STRETCH YOUR BODY OUT, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A LONG DAY AHEAD OF US!!

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>>4142656
This thread is mine.

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>>4142656
Do you need us to enter again Rammy?