wat

Civilization was a mistake.

holy shit

Why do jews always have to cash in on shitty internet culture?

>>6474484
where can I order?

>>6474484
the fuck is that bdsm mr krabs

I need that dabbing squidward.

>>6474484
I don't like the marketing, but I'm definitely buying these if I see them in a store

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What's the point if there's no Moar Krabs among these?

>>6474555
Just so you know, they're not hard plastic or anything, they're gross sticky little splat ball type things.

>>6474593
Will freezing them fix this?

>>6474484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0eJY95rMY

>>6474622
They're filled with liquid, so I think you would just burst them.

>>6474484
This isn't real, right?

>>6474484
No handsome Squidward no buy

>>6474709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVMXlUHqFCA

Sorry for random obnoxious youtube people, but these things go hand in hand for "EPIC UNBOXING!" types.

>>6474714
>not [spoons rattling]

they dropped the ball hard

>>6474484
Where is the Mr. Krabs and Squidward from?

>>6474519
>why do people in a capitalist society always do things that make them money?

Nobody knows!

>>6474836
the squidward is from that dabbing vine
i have no idea where that krabs from

>>6474868
Mr. Krabs was from the new Spongebob movie and I think his meme was "New mad max looking good".

I'm not mad, just disappointed

>>6474725
I was constantly hoping they'd keep getting Patricks over and over for some reason.

>>6474484
idk about you guys but I want that lifeguard fish. Are these going to be blind or what?

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Mega Bloks also made a mini figure of Kinky Krabs. It was in the second SpongeBob movie.

>>6474847
HA! you and your money making and your capitalism! that's all a cover for the kike's master plan to make kids gay and communist so they can take over the gov't! silly anon! maybe if you stopped watching fake news reading tumblr posts you'd understand. go get redpilled at /pol/ or InfoWars.com

>>6474484
is suicide squidward a dead meme?

>>6474996
Yes, and as already stated, they are not little plastic figures, they are gooey sticky liquid-filled squishy things.
>>6475261
They probably don't want to officially acknowledge that one, plus it's not a direct screenshot from the show like the rest.

>>6474487
I'm beginning to agree anon.

>>6475271
>not a direct screenshot from the show

>Squidward dab

>>6475117
but I avoid fake news like Breitbart/Milo Yiannotworthafuck and read real news like Chris Hansen.

Aww, is Chris gonna have to bust pedo Milo?

>>6474999
>second SpongeBob movie
Wasn't as big a hit as the first one I take it.

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>>6475303

>>6475383
That's not from an actual episode, though.

>>6474484
you've got to be shitting me is this for real?

>>6481093
would consider buying if they actually posed liked in the meme pics

their caveman spongebob is just ass

>>6474484
>Meme toys
>Soon we'll see The Meme Movie
Duh,the end is near...my treacherous friends...

>>6481175
>The Meme Movie
MOOT better get royalty right out of that

Meme just seems to roughly mean 'joke' to normies.
Am I interpreting it correctly?

2018 MEME LEGENDS Series 1:
-Gabe the Dog
-Robbie Rotten
-Pepe
-Harambe
-Troll face
-Gereal guy
Release date: 1st January 2018.

>>6481175
Sony is making the Fruit Ninja Movie. I won't be surprised if they do it.

>>6474519
Duh,we all know that this is reptillian propaganda.

>>6481188
Pretty much. "Meme" means "humorous thing found online" now.

Image macros are "memes", even if you just made it and no one else has ever seen it before.

>>6481208
>Reptillian propaganda
You all think this is fun. But I know what I saw!
I've just seen for some seconds and then it got deleted and 4chan got shut down.

>>6481210
I know it's a dumb thing to get mad over, but this still pisses me off. If people didn't know what meme meant before they sure as hell don't now.

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>no real nigga hours

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>no fred
trash

>>6481180
Moot didn't create many memes.
In fact I can't think of any other than Usuka and himself.

>>6475381
Still decent though actually.

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>>6474902
Wonder why it wasn't this one

>>6475261
I just read the story. What a colossal waste of time that was.

>>6482191
>New mad max looking good
>literally just Mr Krabs looking to the side

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>>6474484
>Patrick's mouth

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>get summer job working at Universal Studios
>play the Squidward walkaround character
>time for the afternoon parade, get on float and wave at kids
>shrieking faggot teenagers are trying to get me to do some kind of retarded dance
>humor them
>it becomes an internet sensation
>a toy gets made of me
>mfw

>>6482678
>things that never happened: the green text

>>6482719
I don't think he's saying that happened to him, anon.

>>6474487
We were never supposed to come this far. I cant say what it was, but we survived a massive extinction event when the internet was in its infancy. This is the price we pay.

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>>6481175
>Soon we'll see The Meme Movie

>>6483613
That was the emoji movie. Wreck-it Ralph has too much respect for it's audience and it's self.

My store is sold out of these things, all was left but a caveman spongebob.

>>6474725
I feel like these people have seen about 3 episodes and have no idea what any of those memes are.

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>only 5 collectables
>tricking people into buying 50 of them to collect all

>>6489814
Blind boxes are the worst cancer for collectors and completist, and all those family-toy-review youtube channels aren't helping to make companies stop producing them and charging more for them every time.

>>6489844
Not even just collectors though. Normal people that just want their favorite character as a little figures can't get that without getting lucky or spending a lot. And these things are getting expensive, like 8 dollars for a random one you might not ever like.

>>6489880
>>6489844
I find a lot of the japanese blind boxes do it well, almost all of the ones I looked at guarantee a complete set in the full box without getting an ass ton of extras you don't need. Heck some even barely have any extras, so risk of duplicates is very low. And then you have Bandai who is extra generous and tells you what you are getting in their Universal Unit line right on the box. You just have no clue which of the two variations you are getting. But again, since the full box only contains barely enough for one of each figure, and gaurenteed to all be different, then that doesn't matter much.

>>6489919
Yeah, if you are going to do the blind box bullshit the very least you can do is guarantee that someone who buys a full box gets a full set.

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>>6483767

>>6482632
I'm not invested what meme is better, just that Mr Krabs looking to the side was a much more popular one

>>6474519
>Why do jews always have to cash in on shitty internet culture?
doesn't the alt right claim to have "memed" trump into the presidency?

>>6474484
Where the FUCK can I buy that Squidward

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>>6474484
This is what I think of these.. doesn't even have it

They actually look decently manufactured in that pic.

>>6489924
Nice reaction gif, too bad it has no context.

The sad thing is... every target I've been to are sold out of these things.

>>6490868
They're really gross in person, you don't want it. They're like splat balls, sticky and squishy and full of liquid, not hard plastic figures.
>>6491011
I don't get why kids like these, but they have a bunch of licenses, my little pony and transformers and marvel and DC and disney stuff too.

>>6491047
They also have a really strong smell. I bought a Halloween Hello Kitty one a couple years ago, just out of curiosity. I left it out of it's capsule and when I came back after a while the entire room smelled like oil or some shit. I even washed it a few times with soap but the smell won't go away. I threw it in the trash.