/lg/ - Lego General - Worsttron Edition

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>>6466190
This guy has so much meme potential

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G'Day mate!

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1990 was around when I got into Lego, so I always thought Blacktron 2 were good guys. I mean, look at this guy. Is there anything sinister here?

These backgrounds look so comfy btw

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Found pic related and the green ninja dragon polybag at my local Legoland Discovery Center store today. I'm really digging these mini versions of all of the mechs, hoping they do this for the rest.

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>>6466193
just ten more
and remember to stretch!

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We're gonna do this in this thread, too.

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>>6465483
>>6465475
The Alpha Team robot Tee-vee used a printed 1x2 brick on top of legs.

>>6466204
I always understood them to be "bad guys", but i agree compared to the original blacktron they look rather neutral.
OG Blacktron is so sinister looking.

>>6466193
Nice, also gathering more pieces to make more workout outfits. But i'm still on the fence who gets to wear what.

>>6466251
What's the story with that blue X tile?

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Left or right?
Holy shit, the flex tool in LDD is a bitch to use. Not sure what this'll be a part of. Maybe the pilot area for a ship of some sort.

>>6466265
wew lad.

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not sure if this counts for thread challenge

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>>6466265

>>6466289
This is great. You should make a complete film set.

>>6466271
>>6466291
What was it?

>>6466267
Right looks more like a power-cell, or the warp core from star trek. The left looks like it has server racks on one side and power conduits on the other. I prefer the left, but the right has its merits

>>6466300
Hot klocki on cocki action.

>>6466300
chinese lewd rock carvings depicting two male minifigs giving each others footjobs

>>6466251
>OG Blacktron is so sinister looking.

agree

Blacktron II sucked.

I read it was redesigned because parents complained they looked too evil. It sounds silly, but then I remember things like Jabba's Palace... Anybody know any details?

>>6466260
A flyer for a public school activity that is already overdue, so they crossed it out so people won't get confused. Some say it was a painting made by one of the students.
But nobody is really sure about it.
So they left it up there just in case.

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>>6466193
Just ten more.

>>6466267
Fair warning, physical flex tube will be a bitch to bend like the left one.

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>>6466190
>Thread Challenge:
>make something lewd with your minifigs

Let's see what you've got, /lg/

>>6466224
I got the mini ice tank from Target. I think the mini treads are pretty niffy.

>>6466419
excellent use of the faceprints

>>6466343
Ah, I'm not aware of the range of motion for the flex pieces. I don't think I've ever owned a flex tube. To be honest, the last time I built anything with physical Lego was 7 or 8 years ago.

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>>6466427
They are.
They make good tank treads when doubled up.

>>6466190

But the original Blacktron is black and red and yellow tron

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Well, it finally happened /lgg/: I bought my first Lego set in over a decade. The price was a rip, sure, but I haven't been this giddy over Lego since I was a kid... Is my dark age finally over?

>>6466193

Just Ten More!

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>>6466196

>>6466464
welcome back, anon

Brick Bank, Parisian Restaurant, or Palace Cinema? I'm leaning towards the cinema for my first modular just because it's the oldest, but I'm open to suggestions.

>>6466419
I'm getting Saints Row 3 flashbacks.

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>Thread Challenge:
>make something lewd with your minifigs

Ain't this a blue board?

>>6466516
Brick Bank is pretty solid, fits well with any existing Creator buildings.

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>>6466251
The one on the far right. When I saw her I instantly thought of Peppermint Patty.

>>6466522
Thanks to 4chanX, every boards a blue board for me!

>>6466516
All solid choices, but the theater interior is a bit lacking
Parisian restaurant is one of the best ones, but the bank is a pretty cool build and has some fun "secrets" and stories

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>>6466429
Thanks anon, I just finished putting away the last of the minidoll haul as this thread was being made, but while I was sorting pieces the other day, I found that harness with a minifig head stuck inside.

The total haul is probably around 7,100 pieces. I think there's at least one set that I don't have the instruction book for, and I know that there's at least one double. I think the girls probably have an older brother because I found three or four pieces that were much older and more worn than the minidoll stuff, and a couple of off-brand pieces.

The biggest highlight is definitely the 18 trans-clear 1x6x6 panels and all the other large trans-clear parts from the Heartlake Mall. Cool highlights that I wasn't expecting included 50 minidoll hairs, a white turban, a whole lot of food and food items like electric mixers, mixing bowls, cooking pans and dishes, domestic stuff (spray bottles, hair dryers, etc.), a bunch of beetles and butterflies for my spiders and scorpions to prey on, a whole lot of purses, and seven cell phones. I was a little envious of the Ninjago City cell phone store now that I saw the new Duplo cell phone piece, but I have enough to populate a whole wall thanks to this.

Lots and lots of food pieces.

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I mean look at this mixing bowl! It's so cute!

Oh yeah, and three gold palm tree leaves. That was awesome. I have so many plans for those and will probably cracklink a fourth one soon.

>>6466193
"JUST TEN MORE!"

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Also three rings of power, about ten or twelve $100 tiles, a lot of cabinets, two paintbrushes, a bunch of lipsticks in purple, magenta, and red, pens, pregnancy tests, and a bunch of other hospital items like medical chart clipboards and adorable little nurse hats.

There are probably four or five of those gold record tiles. The lemonade sign is fantastic, and I can see myself using it in the near future.

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These pictures look nicer than usual because I finally got around to buying some superbright LED lights that really make the colors pop compared to the yellow CFL bulbs I had been using.

>>6466592
>beetles
wat, got a pic?
Don't remember Friends sets having beetles, or are they older pieces i haven't heard of?
Nice haul man. Lots of great stuff. Those bowls are things i have to look into for my kitchen.
I did make a kitchenaid machine with the cmf pastrychef whisk.
Can't wait to see what you do with it all.

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Fresh OC coming. Apologies for the crappy cellphone pic, but I finally got around to making a brick-built road along with a small diorama and couple of the same MOC I had in my head for a while now.

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>>6466699
>wat, got a pic?

Both of them are new molds that were made for the Friends sets. The beetles and butterflies are both pretty much in scale with the spiders and scorpions; that is to say, you can fit one on a minifig hand. There's also a butterfly hair accessory that works awesomely for depictions of dimorphic species mating because both the butterfly and beetle have pinholes on their backs.

I really like the butterfly piece. It sits pretty low as you can see.

>>6466516
brick bank

>>6466516
BB is a better playset and it follows the new modular philosophy of several small buildings at a more cartoon scale.
PR is the last of the old style modulars that depict a single building at a larger scale. It looks better and more coherent.
PC doesn't have much going for it.

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>>6466731
>>6466583
>>6466524
I forgot to add Detective Office into my list, is it worth considering?

>>6466769
It's another one of the new philosophy modulars, more playset and less display piece.

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>>6466769
The Detective Office is the only modular I own, but it's fantastic.

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>>6466204
>1990 was around when I got into Lego, so I always thought Blacktron 2 were good guys. I mean, look at this guy. Is there anything sinister here?
its extremely hard to see a sinister looking evil guy when he has this fucking face

I know some of you will answer something like "but anon its a perfect undercover smiley face but actually evil guy" - no such "ironic" twist didnt exist back in early 90s in pop culture.
Im glad Lego got their shit together and started to make detailed facial expressions of all kinds.

The company grew a lot when they left these blank smiley faces behind but i agree that their first attempts (early 00s when faces were looking weird) were not so good.
PS:
Btw i think this why Playmobil dont have a chance in modern world.
Playmobill still looks like a bunch of mini dolls from 1970s.
If lego was still having only 1 smiley face for every character they wouldnt be so popular.

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>>6466193
JUST TEN MORE

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Lego mistakes are rare, but they always catch me off guard when they happen.

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>>6466193
>tfw you say you're only going to get two or three out of a cmf series and end up getting just ten more

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>>6466808
>major events
so, furry conventions? Otherwise lonely outcasts? Kinda sad lore Lego tbhbbq.

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so here's the deal, /lg/
throughout the years I've more or less(the latter in most recent years) 'followed' the lego sets and series that were coming out but my collection is rather poor(for many different reasons).
however, I really want to truly 'get into' lego and I'm wondering how I should go about this. I've already added a bunch of old ass sets I feel kind of nostalgic for from playing lego racers all the time(and I kind of like the simple, blocky designs. I know it's called development but many new sets seem unnecessarily complicated to me) to my wishlist on bricklink but those are a more of a long term thing. Now my priority would be to acquire as many parts as possible to be able to start a collection of sorts, build MOCs etc.
are there any sets containing many useful parts you'd recommend for starters or is it better to buy people's collections in kgs?(they're usually pretty cheap)

>>6466867
buying collections in buik is cheapest BY THE POUND, but if you have any idea about a specifc genre you like building, buying parts off of bricklink can be cheaper, since you buy 80-90% parts that you actually like and need, and not ~50% or less when you buy in bulk.

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>repost the same old lewd pics.

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>>6466916

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>>6466918

>>6466823
>TFW, those funbags when

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>>6466190
>Thread Challenge:
>>make something lewd with your minifigs
l-lewd... <3~

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Post husbando figs.

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>>6466955
easy
>tfw general Magmar will never destroy my tight virgin boypuccio

>>6466193
JUST TEN MORE!

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lewdness has taken over /lg/
only one man can fix it

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Did someone say lewd

>>6466955
JANG IS RIPPED

>>6466876
there's truth in what you're saying but right now I'm not sure what sort of things I'll be building specifically so I wouldn't know what parts to look for and how many I'd need. right now I need a solid base to build off of(no pun intended)

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>>6467031
I WAS HAVING A GOOD MORNING

>>6467031
>think im an autistic creep for wishing General Magmar to destroy my boypuccy
>see this

>>6467042
You're still autistic.

>>6466712
Nice. Could you take a cellphone picture with the lights on/daylight through window? The flash kind of ruins the first impression.

>>6466522
You can make minifigs do lewd things without it being NSFW.

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do traps like klocki

>>6467086
Kill yourself

>>6467087
why
what did I do this time

>>6467086
Trap here, can confirm

>>6467035
The creator sets are good for basic blocks
They don't have very specialized pieces but they cover a wide swath of themes (from buildings to vehicles to creatures)

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Guys, I need your wisdom.
Help me make a Naked Snake figure. I will probably brinklink the parts

>>6467097
are you cute

>>6467117
yeah I was thinking of getting some sets with basic different-colored basic bricks so I could make things that are uniform in color at least

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What's a theme that nobody talks about nowadays but you love/loved

pic related

>>6467086
Lego was the only thing I could fix when it was broken as a teenager.

>>6467097
Kill yourself. Faggot.

>>6467141
Stupid shit, traps aren't gay.

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>>6467136
Motherfucking Insectoids.

>>6467141
Thanks dad

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>>6467136
Aquazone is GOAT. There isn't a comfier theme.

>>6466193
Just ten more

>BrickFair Virginia 2017
>at a game
>notice a brick badge
>">tfw not enough klocki"
Which one of you assholes was this?

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>>6467183
>making 4chan references in public
this needs to end

went to store to buy the new ninjago movie sets but instead i bought the misfortune's keep since it was on a clearance sale. the set itself looks ugly but the build was fun. i'll take it apart tmr.
what are your thoughts on the set? and what's a good thing to build out of these parts?

>>6467047

Sure thing. I just need to wait a few hours for the sun to get into a good position because it's hazy as all hell where I live.

>>6466522
>tfw that fugly Red Hulk set was discounted to like 55€ or so
>I only want Red Hulk to integrate into my lava army, and Red She-Hulk is cute, I suppose.
>nothing else in set interests me

Should I go pick it up?

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>>6467183
>>6467190
IT WAS ME

Someone help me with my naked snake figure god damnit

I don't pay you guys just so sit around

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>>6467183
>>6467250
I feel honored anon
I can die knowing i gave bith to a klocki meme!
Can you take a photo of that badge? I will save it and look at it when im down ;_;

>>6466726
I had no idea those were a thing.
That's great.

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>>6467266
a-anon

>>6466563
Is that why all the CMFs have those weird dimples on their hands?

>>6466193
Just Ten More!

>>6467266
Yeah, I was fucking with you.

>>6467136
I finally got the Stingray Stormer recently and it is the pride of my display now. Also it's almost exactly the same size/silhouette as Benny's Spaceship Spaceship Spaceship!

>>6467225
Exactly my thoughts.

>>6467197
A real ship.

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>>6467197
Put some orks on it and add more haphazard armor on it to make it more orky.

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>>6467190

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>>6467377
Dis git haz da right idea!

what's with just2good's obsession with Paradisa and Fabuland

>>6467462
a e s t h e t i c

>>6467462
'Oh Lego general likes this theme, I'll shill the fuck out of vaporware paradisa and maybe papi 4chan will finally love me'

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>>6467462

Unique colors, pieces and and a consistent design language.

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>>6467487
>when people repost your joke pictures [toilers]with the same filename[maybesomeday]

>>6467505
I am thoroughly jealous. Are those actual misprints? #5 is hilarious.

>>6467477
>>6467487
don't get me wrong, Paradisa has some dank design and color schemes

but he seems to be REALLY into it. like a little more than natural

and I can't explain Fabuland

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>>6467454
Rogue Trader/10. Would adventure with.

>>6467507
A couple are Citizen Brick Misprints, although they're almost as rare as regular LEGO Misprits. Upside down smilies on yellow heads are LEGO, the rest are Citizen Brick. All 6 for $15.

>>6467136
That Adventures wave with dinosaurs

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>>6467462
>just2good's
dont remind me of him. Unsubscribed many months ago because his shitty channel is about shittiest and crappiest lego themes
1) Fabuland
2) fucking PIXAR CARS
3) waifushit (Paradisa/etc)
>>6467487
>Unique colors, pieces and and a consistent design language.
>>6467485
>vaporware paradisa
stop this meme
this meme exists only on 4chan
outside of it nobody likes paradisa let alone usign it as "vaporvave xD" stuff

Possibly the lamest and gayest (in a bad way) channel i ever seen.

>>6467522
Eurobricks admins used to be obsessed with fabuland in the mid/late 2000s from what I recall, maybe that's a factor

>>6467522
>Paradisa has some dank design and color schemes
that's like one or two unique big sets
outside of that its just a bunch of random beach-themed things

>>6467557
If you have a thing for that corner of the 1980s that was Miami Vice and pastel colors, as well as an appreciation for synthpop, then Paradisa does tend to speak to you. The sets as they are are pretty weak, but if you're into them I guess they hold a certain potential.

I get it, but my only Paradisa purchase so far has been a lone minifigure. Certain Friends sets are a color swap or two away from being modern Paradisa sets.

>>6467121
Look into some of the jumpsuits Garmadon's minions have in the new sets. I've been getting a big Metal Gear vibe from them.

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>>6467584
>my only Paradisa purchase so far has been a lone minifigure
Which one?

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>>6467632
This ol' common heifer.

>>6466193
Just ten more!

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>>6467666
That's a good one.

I should make a third hippie chick with mine to pal around with these two.

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>>6467671
Speaking of hippie chicks, what the hell is taking LEGO so long to do one in the CMF line. We've gotten three surfers for Christansen's sake.

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Lewd?

Bought some Vallejo model paints and a brush yesterday at the hobby shop.Any tips for painting bricks and minifigs?

>>6467703
Hopefully next year. It took 14 series to get a female zombie, though

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>>6467620
Not the other guy but Garmadon from the Master Falls set has a cloak that would be great for Venom Snake.

>>6467713
>Bought some Vallejo model paints and a brush yesterday at the hobby shop.Any tips for painting bricks and minifigs?

Use vinyl dye instead.

>>6467715
And a cheerleader to boot. I bought an...unnecessary number of those.

>>6467718
I didn't realize he was shirtless in this set until I saw this detail.

>>6467726
Oh shit I didn't even realize this exists!

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>make something lewd with your minifigs
I already had this set up on my shelf

What think?

>>6467620
>Garmadon's minions
Uh, I had to google what a garmadon was to understand that. Can you perhaps give me the name of the figures, please

The only thing I know about ninjago is that it has "ninja" in the title

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>>6467136
Eploriens

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>>6467789
Not that guy, but take this fishhead for example

>>6467136
I don't hang much out here, so don't know what people talk much about
But my first were Fort Legoredo, the deep-sea station that was a spinoff of the one you posted and Rock Raiders

>>6467789
>>6467795
Yeah, those guys. There's two "Shark Army" guys in the CMF that have the jumpsuit, as well as various dudes in the Ninjago Movie sets.

They're not inventoried on Bricklink yet, so I have no direct links.

>>6467121
One of the figures in the Rock Raiders theme from 1999 has a head with stubble and blue bandana print that should work well if you're okay with the older style heads with no pupils:

https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=3626bpx15&idColor=3#T=C&C=3

>>6467798
>I don't hang much out here, so don't know what people talk much about
Don't worry, you ain't missing much

>>6467121
The guy from dino 2010's head would work if it wasn't red

>>6467553
>dont remind me of him

>watching a just2good video
>he is showing off how many boxes of fabuland and random shit he got in the mail
>says that he made friends with the seller
>apparently the seller sent him an extra set as a gift
>"I already had this set"
>instantly starts talking about how he PROBABLY won't sell it
this guy is a fucking jackass lol

>>6467828
>dino 2010
Isn't it great that we got something this violent from LEGO? All the minifigs look like they are fucking Delta Force operatives or some shit

they basically murder dinosaurs in cold blood with attack choppers

>>6467843
no that's dino attack, dino 2010 is the european version which is (allegedly) a sequel

>>6467850
Oh so they become tree hugging hippies

Man, what a bunch of fruits

>>6467850
Both series were released at the same time on different markets, the closest thing to a sequel is that other short-lived dinosaur theme with yellow vehicles

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>6466190
Fuck y'all losers

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>>6467858
vitamin CCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>6467860
is that a child with a stubble or is that peter dinklage

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>>6467703
I need to see this scene recreated in Lego now!

Pet Shop for 155, how'd I do?

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>>6466190
OP image is mine.

Sorry mate, Blacktron II, as referenced in >>6466204, was Black and White with trans neon green. Tried to stay true to source material for the jetbike, even though I also prefer straight Black/Trans neon green.

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Dinosaur Legos lives on in Chinaland

http://www.lhtoys.com/en/types.aspx?class=3

>>6467886
>illegal connections everywhere

you monster. Also, where'd that knife come from? I don't recognize it.

>>6467885
Not bad, but not fantastic either. It's going for $170 sealed on cracklink right now.

>>6467462
I unironically like both themes. Fabuland was before my time, but the 70's design cues and prints are really neat. Minifigures are unique and have a great personality. The different human proportions change up standard minifig scale shaping a bit.
I can completely agree with that the modular larger pieces can turn people off, but i enjoy the theme both as its own thing as a source of funky pieces and colours. Those chairs ar GOAT chairs to this day.
Paradisa i'm sort of nostalgic for since they had a whole bunch in elementary school. I remember the soft pink colours and generally chill vibe it had. I definately grew more fond of it as i grew older and got out of my darkage since purple-pink hues are my favourite accent colours to my sci-fi city stuff. Paradisa not only delivered on these colours, but also had more female minifigures to balance out the relative sausagefest that was my collection. Belville also had interesting colours and pieces and 80's print style, maybe even more so, but they did not function as stand-alone Lego sets as much as Paradisa.
Where Fabuland also had different minifigures, those were actually really cute. Belville on the other hand, i don't even want to speak of those horrors.
Friends is the current replacement for Paradisa in a lot of ways. It also came with many really usefull prints and pieces.
But I don't have a connection with the minidolls, a lot of the printing style is tacky clipart tier and overuses the current lime and tan that i don't like. This is why for me Paradisa still fills the niche for "chill vacation sets with clean colours, consistent design and fit into the rest of your collection" the best.

>>6467553
>outside of it nobody likes paradisa
nah

>>6467900
I'm just going to tell myself the price will only go up, so I can keep justifying my purchase. The box wasn't in the best condition either, but at least it's sealed.

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>>6466823
WOOO

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>>6467889
>using legal connections

This is where I tell you the knife is Kre-O.

>>6467485
How do I make 4chan and Lego general love me? Asking for a friend.

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>>6467910
Godamnit

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>>6467910
Jesus how is there no nipple yet with that much showing.

>>6467920
They are huge thats why!

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>>6467920
Im guessing this aint too lewd but yeah they are huge :)

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>>6467919
>>6467910
>>6466823
>TFW my minifigs will never get that much action.

>>6467934
They can go in your butt anon!

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>>6467910
>>6467919
>>6467927
please stop this is a christian lego thread

>>6467523
I always like your posts

>>6467175
>those upside down hexagonal pillars and that sun peeking through

Fuck. Something about old 90s promo shit where it's just this vast empty world with almost alien properties that I miss so much.

>>6467885
>got it for $100 last month on craigslist
Lucked the fuck out, missing some minor parts but it had all the figs
But for that price I'd just buy one of the current modulars, it's not one of he better ones

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>>6467943
get lost

>>6467927
moar

>went to target for some shit
>swing by the lego aisle and see they have the ninjago sets in
>about to buy the dragon, but see the ugly molded head
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Get to he checkout line
>take a lap around he store and go ahead and get it
I'm so fucking weak
But if you guys want I'll give a little thoughts on it later

>>6468007
>ugly molded head
Isn't it like just a molded nose? Let's see what you think.

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>>6467954
>Something about old 90s promo shit where it's just this vast empty world with almost alien properties that I miss so much

FYI Aquazone was considered a subtheme of the Space line by its creator. It was originally conceived as Seatron and was a direct sequel to Futuron, but as it progressed through development the alien angle was dropped, but it was intended to be taking place on a water planet separate from Earth.

>>6467991
Yeah, I probably wasn't thinking quite straight when I bought it. Con purchases aren't the best idea, but if I can't return it, I might as well build it.

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>>6467998
>omgzors a female with B000bies!! X3333 mooar!
go jerk off, this is a lego thread

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>>6467919
>>6467910
Oh yeah baby, rub that sausage between your boobs

>>6466193
Just 10 more.

Speaking of which, was there an official explanation for why the uwing got an old style pilot helmet, but the micro version got the goggles helmet?

>>6467917
post bootlegos

>>6467917
Rate some sets on their playability

>>6468055
Make sure you also include a "swooshability" rating, even for playsets.

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>>6467912
I've been waffling over getting a kreo set to complement my legos, thanks anon

>>6468055
>>6468059
Rate some sets on their "would look good shoved between tits" -ability.

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>>6467505

>>6467917
Posting mocs you put effort in and discussing Lego without being doing too much of the edgy anonymoose persona or blogging about the state of the world. Good jokes are encouraged, but should always complement actual Lego assburger talk.
While def autistic, this is my favourite part of the website now. On topic, positive and well spirited, not memed into a state of terminal sickness. Populated and constant, but niche enough to not be overbearing. Some nice mocs and a pleasant air of people being excited about this thing and making the most of it in their own way.

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>>6468048
I'll look into that.
>>6468055
I can do that, I guess.
>>6468059
I like this idea.
>>6468063
If I had some boobs, I would. I can't just rate things on the idea if their 'WLGSBT-ability'. That's like not picking up my brickheadz Hulk and checking to see if it will swoosh.
>>6468068
Effort seems like a lot of work. Here's a MOC I made last year.

Simpsons house or Kwik E Mart or save my money?

>>6468101
House has a garbage build, kwik-e mart has lots of cool stuff

>>6468104
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It should've been a little bigger with a few more details.

>>6468098
That's 2 spoopy 4 me.

Is there anything like a black labcoat printed torso? I have overly specific fig ideas.

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>>6468126
There's this white old-timey labcoat. There might be something in the Ultra Agents line.

>>6468126
Several labcoats, but mostly white ones.

One in the halloween cmf series with pink splotches, one in monsterfighters theme, on in the early 2000's studios theme one female cmf one with a purple shirt showing under the coat.

I have a vague memory of a black one being in the early agents sets with the villain that melts into goo, but someone should second that because i might just be hazy.
Maybe some Red Skull Gestapo torsos could double as labcoats?

>>6468137
>>6468126
just to be extra clear, with early agents i meant meant not the Ultra-agents mentioned here >>6468133
but the regular "Agents" theme from a few years before that.

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>>6468115

>>6467873
Just an average browser of /lg/

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>>6468137
>>6468141

Found it for you bro

You could heresy the slime off of the parts that aren't important.

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>>6468151
>delet this

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>>6468150

>>6468153
That's a /lot/ of detail to remove.

May just have to go white stethoscope torso with black glove arms and hope it works.

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>>6468164
This is what you'd be left with. Optionally, the red triangle fold above the flap could also be removed, as could the drop of slime farther down (but that would obviously leave a noticeable black area where it was).

It's a little-known fact that I offer my services as an unlicensed heretic. Cost is a Town/City minifig and enough money to cover postage.

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>>6468150
Ahh!
>>6468159
AAAH!!

Shoot, now a'm terrorfried.

>>6468009
Nose and lower jaw

>>6468182
Not enough buttons :<

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>>6468200

Does LEGO announce upcoming sets?
I've only just gotten back into it.

>>6468104
I actually looked into those the other day after rewatching early seasons
But the mart is just plain the wrong color
Also they're both super huge for lego scale. And holy fuck the fig heads are garbage

>>6468210
They just released a bunch
There should be a press release f you google it

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Is there a decent way to get a Dacta set without paying rape Education prices?

>>6468018
What's most fascinating about this is that the discarded prototype had unique molds for the torso and legs, which lego still doesn't do very often.

>>6468226
It was right after the Pirates peg-leg part was released, as well as the Pirates monkey that fit minifig arms on a non-minifig torso, so they were probably still pumping out a lot of ideas for nonstandard limbs.

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>>6468126

>>6468250
Shame he won't be in a cheap set till the TLJ sets are released.

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>>6468205
Fawk, that might work. Though I'd lose the contrast with the glove arms, and I kinda like the stethoscope.

I'm working up a kind of sky-fi version of Sleeping Beauty. Three fairies can go to heck tho, probably get shot down.

>>6468250
ooooh

>>6467141
It always seems so silly to me when /pol/ shows up in these threads. It's a Lego general for Christ's sake, lighten the fuck up.

>>6466193
JUST TEN MORE!

>>6468260
Ginger Hitler will be in the silly new First Order AT-ST set, so the fig should be cheaper next month.

>>6468279
>SW figs
>cheap
Idk I can't talk I have a black Bellatrix hair.

Probably have to cut a black cloth skirt piece at the front so the coat hangs over the legs, but that should work.

Agh I'm taking this way too far.

>>6468260
This is a cool idea. Maybe the fairies are gremlins, out to make up for their families' bad doings in the past?

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>>6468260
>I'm working up a kind of sky-fi version of Sleeping Beauty.

I'm listening

>>6468264
4chan is /pol/. And it doesn't seem silly when faggotry shows up in a lego thread?

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>>6468319
I think they're going to be pilots.

Basically I'm going with something like the Maleficent version of Stefan (Group Leader Stevens), so he's kind of a douche. Shoots Maleficent (Cara Boswick - from Carabosse, the Tchaikovsky ballet name for the wicked fairy (Maleficent is her callsign))'s plane down over a promotion rivalry, she gets patched up by Diablo (Dr. Davin Corbeau, mad scientist who was working on medical stuff in the aftermath of the Great War) and uses his family's castle as a base (can totally have pig-henchmen since his experiments are a bit nuts).

He ends up getting promoted a bit but also shuffled off to a career dead-end of an airbase in what's pretty much Scotland.

Stevens' daughter Rosalind (callsign: Aurora) wants to be a pilot but he's super protective and keeps her cooped up, she runs away and goes through flight school under the name Brian Ross (pretending to be a guy so her dad doesn't find out). Eventually he does (she coincidentally gets a posting to his airbase), and pulls strings to get her assigned to a reserve base in the south.

The flight ends up getting into the castle's airspace, and radio chatter gives away who's on the transport, so Maleficent takes off to shoot it down. The fairies would be the transport's escort pilots at this point. The transport makes a crash landing on one of the castle's bridges, Aurora survives but ends up in a coma, and that's as far as I've gotten.

>>6468321
pic very related, just waiting for 12 BL orders.

>>6468360
/pol/ is /pol/ and belongs on Reddit.

>>6468009
>>6468007
Ok so some thoughts on it:
It's a pretty big build once it's all done and it feels suitably big for the price point. However, adult fans will probably want to mod it a bit to make it more to their liking.
The tail and back hip sections are all connected with loose connections (I don't know the proper term, but it restricts movements along the vertical axis but horizontally it just flops around like the trailer joints). This enables the play feature where you can turn a gear and move the tail like a happy dog. It's fun, but not very useful for posing, im probably going replace all those joints with mixel joints
The head is pretty much what it looks like in the picture. It's a fun build (golden bananas are a nice touch) but the jaw and nose being molded is still a bit of a bummer, especially since it has the same issues of other ninjago dragons(brick built or not) where the jaw is kind of awkward to hinge and pose. And the nose has a tendency to turn or pop off while I pose it, so I wonder why they didn't just spring for a couple more parts to build a head.
it's a ton of sand green slopes, which is objectively best color so I'm always happy to see more of it. And a ton of gold pieces, which is par for the course for ninjago.
The figures are pretty nice but not really noteworthy. You get green ninja, Will, boss bad dude, and generic bad dude so its a pretty good swath of characters. I only wish the goon had one of the fish heads instead of the same beanie every city robber has, but I'm not really into figures myself so I don't mind. I also wish you got an extra curved sword instead of a bunch of extra katanas. I only have a couple ninjago sets but I already have so many damn katanas
If not for the floppy tail it would be pretty swooshable, but i look forward to modding it so I can pose it like a man child

>>6468389
On the bright side, you get enough katanas for Garmadon to use 4, and Lloyd use a tassled gold one.

>>6468389
Also forgot to mention that I was surprised at how many of the pin holes/joints are covered in the model. It feels much more contained than sets usually do and helps it feel more finished

>>6468033
kys

nobody like u

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>>6468321
As a man with a foot, leg, heels AND robot fetish, that picture intrigues me.

>>6468389
So Swooshability is a pass. What about playability and wlgsbt-ability? Playability seems limited by lack of opposition from what I've seen.

>>6468391
True
That tassle piece is pretty great and i wish that you got an extra one. I can't wait to see what MOC people can do with it

>>6468412
itll be great for....what are they called? Poster beds? The ones with all the hanging shit, all fancy. Those tassles would be great for them.

>it's an adult tries to quantify "playability" episode

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Post funny bricklink descriptions

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>>6468405
Idk depends on how you like to swoosh.
The waist has these rubber pieces that keep it from moving too far, but the tail is loose. It's pretty fun to move it back and forth and pretend the tail is swimming it through air currents.
It's pretty easy to hold by the chest( and secret rocket boosters that you can flip up).
>>6468416
That or Persian carpets would be cool. I just am always surprised by the shit people do that makes me rethink how I look at a piece.

Am I getting scammed? I paid with onsite Paypal

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>>6468458

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>>6468416
>itll be great for....what are they called? Poster beds? The ones with all the hanging shit, all fancy. Those tassles would be great for them.

Canopy beds.

>>6468456
Those secret rocket boosters are pretty legit, but those large flap stickers were a pain. That set is absolutely COVERED in stickers.

>>6468458
>>6468461
That's normal, if you check the PayPal statement it'll say e-check.

If you only have a single payment method attached to your PayPal account (or maybe if it's not a CC), it won't let you use faster methods. Pain in the butt.

>>6468458
>>6468461
I doubt he's scamming you, but did you check his feedback? It's possibly a miscommunication. Just keep watching it.

>>6468467
I dont even bother with stickers unless a parts so specialized I know I won't need it for anything else. I think it's pretty textured without it, but they do give it a bit more indtustrisl feel

>>6468449
Dutch people can speak perfect oxford english at one moment and sound full retard china at another. Ashens mentioned did a really good impression of it once.
As a dutchfag my brother and i once jokingly started to speak shitty dutch english and i can't unlearn it now. I can speak it relatively wel because of the practice, but I have to concentrate REALLY hard to not do the shitty ironic accent.

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>>6468389
I want that set, molded head or not, but I'm poor

I wanted to console myself with the polybag version but it's nowhere to be found

life is pain.

>>6468495
Apparently it'll be a Shop@Home reward in September. Hopefully it'll be easily obtainable with some of the TLJ sets.

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>>6468007
>ugly molded head

reverse engineer the Bozhi bootleg

>>6468512
>no sand green

>>6466319
What is the design on that torso's undershirt?

>>6468396
It's a pretty good book so far.

screw you Lego, I'm gonna make my own dragon.

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>>6468559
and then I'm gonna forget to attach the image.

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>>6468560
A fan of the finer things, I see.

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And I thought I made all the improvements I could make with her.

>>6467934
>tfw those minifigs got more action than I ever did

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>>6466190
Sup /lg/? Managed to visit the BrickFair expo happening in Northern Virginia earlier today. Put together a gallery if anyone's interested in seeing what kind of MOCs people were showing off.
http://imgur.com/a/Q7NvQ

>>6468612
I didn't know Ben could turn into video game characters.

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>>6468560
Man, remember the old X-Pods? One was a green dragon, and it inspired me to make a couple more in different colors. And my Photobucket account still exists, so here!

>>6468612
Some of that's impressive as fuck, thanks for the photodump anon.

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>>6467772
>>6467712
>>6467671
>>6466916
>>6466918
>>6466522
>>6466419
Why literally all of heterosexual lewd pictures posted in this thread are about dominant female fucking somebody/whipping and etc?
Is this because these are americans posting and they known for being cucks/submissives?

Not even joking-all of posts like that.
Or may be you afraid of being called sexist if you post a male minifig dominating female?

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>>6468648
MY FIG LIKES TO

PARTY ALL THE TIME

PARTY ALL THE TIME

PARTY ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIMEEEEEEEEE!

>>6468648
It's because men are disgusting subhumans.

>>6468634
I wish they still made the original X-Pod containers. There are so many creator sets now that are about the same size, but they come in those horrible boxes with the thumb holes.

>>6468652
what is that green goblet from? a bootlego? dont remember anything like that
>>6468653
chill out amerifat, no need to overdo your daily privelege checking action

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>>6466419
Fucking hell thats beautiful. All that would make it 100 percent is if you could get the minifig horse tail in black.

Ever seen the episode of HBOs "Real Sex" that was about the people who do that shit IRL? Youre figs are almost spot on.

Also

>Lewd

Citizen Brick has the best lewds.

>>6468663
*your

Fuck, I need to start drinking.

>>6468640
No problem. There were so many other exhibits and details I wish I had time to document, but I'm happy with what I got.

>>6468663
>that picture
Lets talk about your mother

>>6468712
Nah Freud, dont need to. My GF is actually pretty submissive, and I like the dominance thing. Im just an all around sexually degenerate and can appreciate both sides of the lifestyle.

Also, dont assume my Gimps gender or sexual preferences you bricklord.

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>>6468718
Hmm...i see
'writes something in notebook'
may be you dominating your gilr to cover your fears...to prove yourself that you are not submissive sissy boy...
And your lego creation is when you can be free and show your actual sexual desire openly...
'keeps writing'
Provide me with more information and we can develop further.

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>>6468731
I am actually completely open with all of my sexuality with her, and recently got her into watching porn with me which is where she got the idea to explore her own thoughts of being a submissive. She also knows that im into both men and women, trannies and midgets. Shes even discovered a like for tranny porn (especially a lot of the cuter traps that post on this very site) (and yes, I know, traps are gay. Im cool with that). Im completely happy with my varied sexuality and stopped caring if others discovered it a long time ago, like with everything else. I stopped giving a fuck about others opinions.

Check and mate, good sir.

>>6468738
Kill yourself.

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>>6468739
Sometimes its best to not ask the weird questions if you dont expect a weirder answer in return.

>>6468018
This is the first time I noticed he has eyes on the top of the head. I always assumed what I now guess are the "ears" on the side were supposed to be eyes!

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>hulkbuster dingus continues to provide unarguable evidence that he is totally beyond saving

>>6468796
Only the lost want to be saved.

As I said. im happy.

How about you?

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>>6468796
Hulkbuster is alright.

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>>6468218
Most of those pieces are common in build a minifig bins.

>>6468805
>filename

Jesus christ thats horrifying.

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post some emotional minifigs

I actually dreamed about lego this night
I was digging through a big box of stuff, and no matter how long i searched i would always keep finding new figures/things i wanted
Among what i found was a chinese-style green dragon figure. Can't remember ever seeing that before. does it even exist?

>>6468648
There is nothing wrong with a bit of femdom
An just because someone's into fendom doesn't mean they're into cuckoldry

But if i should guess, it's probably because a dominant woman takes control of the situation, which makes things a lot easier for awkward and/or shy guys

>>6468648
I think it's more the saucy fetish nature of a dominatrix that is funny to see in a kids-toy. Heterosex is a bit tame, so it's mostly dominatrixes, dudestrippers and gay leatherclubs.

>Or may be you afraid of being called sexist if you post a male minifig dominating female?
You might be projecting your own political fears on Danish childrens buildingblock erotica. But most likely you're just a cuckposter trying to stir shit by spouting ebin /pol/ memes. Anywho, enjoy your (you)'s and have nice evening.

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This one made me laugh of anons brickvair photos.

>>6468846
reminds me of hogan's alley

>>6468846
i actually like this
i always liked weird oversized houses that build with using different bricks...houses that just grew overtime because people were building new house on top of another
i kind of want one now

>>6468863
btw i guess Freud would say its because i have a small dick and overcompensatig..but...i ...actually kind of like big dicks-this why i like tall looking buildings. :3

>>6468869
btw i guess Freud would say its because i'm a fucking square and overcompensatig..but...i ...actually kind of like tilepatterns, that's why i like looking at minifigures standing in rows on gray baseplates :3

>>6468874
nice 4chan reference xd

>>6468869
Nobody cares, stop trying to make every about your faggotry.

>>6468869
I would say there's absolutely nothing in liking hodgepodge buildings that suggests you like dicks, but the mere fact you made such a tenuous connection to dicks does suggest you do like dicks. it's a self-fulfilling prophecy

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>>6468877
>I would say there's absolutely nothing in liking hodgepodge buildings that suggests you like dicks, but the mere fact you made such a tenuous connection to dicks does suggest you do like dicks. it's a self-fulfilling prophecy
lol dude
i was just making a joke of a joke.

People use to say that guys who like big cars/big guns/big houses/like tall tower-like buildings overcompensating for their small dicks.
And i actually do like big dicks and like big looking things and always wondered if somebody (a smug-faced female for example) tell me that supposedly to make fun of me but i will answer with those words to make fun of her lmao

>>6468882
why are you so insecure that you feel the need to explain yourself on an anonymous image board?

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Clearly this thread challenge was a mistake.

>>6468824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leNnn2LVF10

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>>6468887
>make a sex scene using toys made for children
>it was a mistake
holy shit anon how did you came up with this thought?

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>>6468887
>no fun allowed!

You were a mistake

>>6468892
Because hes obviously not the thread creator and hes just stirring shit. Its not like we havent had lewd shit on here before. Over. And over. And over again.

Thread IDs like /pol/ has. Great idea, but hiroshimoot will never capitulate.

>>6468648

Completely pulling this out of my ass, but maybe there's a correlation between having Lego as a kid and being a little too coddled by mommy?

>>6468894
i think you overreact. thread is not that bad. i had fun and lots of laugh reading this l-lewd stuff and freud-shit.

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>>6467136
Atlantis is a really underrated theme. The divers and vehicles could have used a better color palette though. The second year with trans yellow wasn't bad, but I think it was to little too late.

>>6468887
Also

>Jimmy Buffet

Motherfucker this aint margaritaville.

If anything its JaegerBombs over Bahgdad.

>>6468895
Yeah, because all the kids with parents who hated them got Megablocks instead of lego.

>>6468901
Hey man, ima let you finish, but hol up.

Megabloks got an Enterprise.

A very nice Enterprise.

Fucking thing was a nightmare build for my GF.

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Wanted to ask since this seems like the right place.

Any recommendations as to minifig parts I can use to build a close to accurate as possible Maeve fig?

Just wanted your input, /lg/

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Who are these guys? They're taller than normal and their parts don't come off. I think I got them at legoland in the early 2000s. Are they even legos?

>>6468908
The most patrician of minifigures

>>6468908
nigga doesn't know my man jack stone lmao

>>6466193
JUST TEN MORE

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what's the zodiac master of the new ninjago minifigures line?

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>>6468923

>>6468929
at least he looks cool

>>6468831
Enlighten has a minifigure in a Chinese dragon suit, actually.....

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>>6468941
OH, HERRO!

>>6466193
Just ten more

>>6468941
No, it wasn't a minifigure, it was a big snake-like dragon put together similarly to the Basilisk of Harry Potter, but it had at least two arms.

Maybe 20cm long