BIG ASS TOYS

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Dollfie Dream.

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I have the two-foot Bender, and my friend has this.

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I have a big Deadpool that seemed a lot bigger before I saw this thread.

>>6372350
>>6372384
How are those toys? They're advertising pieces. That would be like calling a big Pepsi sign a toy. Anyway the tallest toy I own is probably combiner wars Devastator, all around bigest would be 3a Metal Gear Rex.

>>6372435
Is that 12" Legends Deadpool?

jack is a fucking idiot

>>6372537
jack is a mASSIVE fucking idiot

>>6372546
jack is the largest idiot known to man

1/4 neca big chap alien

>>6372535
No, it's the NECA 18".

>>6372435
How well does that big ol' Deadpool pose compared to say, a modern Marvel Legends? It looked like it maybe had more joints/range than the average NECA 1/4 figure.

>>6372798
The bigger a figure is, the less poseable it becomes.

So don't even try to pull off any crazy Marvel Legends poses with a NECA 1/4 scale. You'll just end up breaking the figure.

Speaking of NECA 1/4th. My TMNT Raphael is probably my largest figure

I'll probably be buying the authentic Storm Trooper costume from A New Hope by the original man that design and made the outfits later this year.

In the meantime though, my biggest figures are the half sized Metal Gear REX and RAYs

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Green Granamyr. I don't really care for big figures, they're too much hassle. But a gigantic dragon in a horned helmet is too great to pass up.

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This thing pretty much dwarfs anything else I've got.

If I don't count my 70cm bjds it my 24inch neck legendary godzilla. I also have the old McFarlane alien queen with her stand which if I pose her standing straight up is as tall as goji.

The biggest toy I have is that big Spider-Man based on the second(?) movie.

I've seen some good poses with that guy, makes me wanna gt him out.

>>6372350
Next level Hilversum?

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I've got a sixteen inch Grendizer.

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>>6373443
Hey, I got a sixteen-inch Grendizer too!

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I have the 4ft stormtrooper.

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my 1/6th 3A THUG

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>>6373630
also have the Threezero T45

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>>6372798
>>6372811
He's pretty god damn poseable. I know they wanted to put an emphasis on poseability for Deadpool, but obviously he still struggles compared to stuff like Revos/SHF/MLs. He's a big poseable NECA, but he's still a NECA.

Random thing, when I came home today he had switched display positions to pic related. I'm happy as hell I put those books there because if they weren't he would be in five pieces right now.

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I buy toys more for nice paint jobs than for poseability, but they still need to meet a certain threshold so they're not a boring statue, I think Deadpool meets it just fine.

>>6373626
little short for a stormtrooper

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>>6372441
this is a toy right ?

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>>6372350

>filename

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>>6373637
Mine fell from about 3 feet face first onto my hard wood floor. Perfectly fine, no scratches or anything.

NECA 1/4 scale Raphael and Donatello

and Leo whenever I can actually get my hands on one

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>>6372350
I don't think I've got him anymore but back when I was a kid my dad and brother would go over to the US and when they came back it would be like a second Christmas. This guy standing tall in robot mode must have been over half my height as a kid. Now it's probably sometime like Figma Femto Egg Ver or one of the bigger Gundam MGs, got much less space these days.

>>6373626
They need to make one of these for Galactus and Giant Man.

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The mega bloks Technodrome. 23.5" tall and 23.5" deep. The thing looks huge irl.

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>>6372350

Shes life size so I guess that would make her the biggest.

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>>6376795
>Putting foot veins on your fuckdoll
Did you get her with stretchmarks too you cuck?

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>>6376825
>>6376825
There's a different between scars and adding imperfections like freckles, moles, and veins.
Without imperfections, it gets downright creepy and why weeaboos are seen as freaks.

>>6377733
Dude, weeaboos aren't even in the same level of freak as fuck doll guys.

>>6377776
Weebs are just kind of weird, fuck doll guys are like serial killer tier.

>>6377776
>>6377778
>Knowing what the fuck a "weeaboo" is.
>Know how I know you people were born in the late 90s or early 2000s?

>>6377793
literally everyone knows what a weeb is. I'm 35 and I know what weebs are. your fuck doll is cool and all but its creep factor is at least a full power of ten higher than most weebshit.

>>6377793
>post on 4chan (on the mother-fucking toy board)
>don't know what a weeaboo is
How is that even possible?

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>>6377797
>fuck doll
Fucking it would be way to odd. It's heavy as fuck to move around, and easily breakable. It's way to pricy to risk breaking it.

I just like to have a sexy looking toy around the house. Kinda like having a sexy movie prop around, but with movable joints. You can also buy any wig or outfit you wanted and dress it as a character. Not saying squeezing the boobs from time to time isn't nice tho.

>>6377778
> serial killer tier.

SJW feminist just stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOsdj8dmc

>>6372350
>BIG ASS TOYS
20 lbs in fact!

>>6377817
I am not at all an SJW. Let me ask you this: How many people have you shown your doll to? Would you ever show that to someone? Since I know you have never shown it to someone, why haven't you shown it to someone? Could it be that it's mad creepy?

Also, why wouldn't we assume you use it for fucking when the picture was of it in your bed?

If you want some advice I'd say obliterate completely or lose that doll somewhere so that it can never be found and then pretend you never had it. I guarantee you'll feel eighty pounds lighter immediately. Eighty terribly creepy pounds.

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>>6377776
I don't disagree, but those serial killers at least want to enjoy human companionship.
Weeaboos are harmless cows, but they're still pathetic deluded aberrations who reject humans.

>>6377834
>Since I know you have never shown it to someone, why haven't you shown it to someone?

>Also, why wouldn't we assume
>ass-u-me


Never ASSUME, anon. When you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

Fucking anyone who is close enough to me knows I have it. It's not some heavily guarded secret. I've shown it to family members, non family female co-workers, and other girls I've hooked up with.

Brother said the eyes looked weird, but that didn't stop him from running back before leaving to grab the dolls boobs, and say "nice" before leaving.

I showed it to a freaky red head female co-worker when she came over after work. We ended up going to as sex shop to pick her up a pink dildo. She came home so she could mess around with the doll while I messed around with her.

A blonde white trashy friend who lived down the street came over once when her friends went to a concert, and bailed on her. She saw it , pulled out her phone to call her friend,and said "You're not going to believe what I'm looking at" She stayed , looked at my Freddy Kruger dvd collection, and said "You are a God." She came back a few times. We hooked up as Nightmare on elm street 3 played in the background. Yes, the doll was in the room.


>If you want some advice I'd say obliterate completely or lose that doll somewhere so that it can never be found

People who care about you will accept you and your freaky ass toy collection, anon. Everyone else can get fucked.


I even showed it to some really cute looking Spanish chick who was after a green card. She was nice, but she was also trying to play me. I knew she was just trying to butter me up to get a green card. She wanted me to marry her, which never happened, but that didn't stop me from having a little fun with her.

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NECA 18″ Gipsy Danger

But I still don't know if I'll keep it.

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Biggest toy is my Mark 43

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>>6378035
Biggest item is my Big Chap bust. It's 2 1/2 feet long and 15" tall. I also have a Neytiri statue that's quite large.

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3A Remus. Ol' floppy.

Probably either Armada Unicron or MG Turn X

>>6377884
Jesus Christ, I can't believe you thought any of this was something to brag about.

I feel like for some people that whole "nerd/weirdo = no sex" stereotype was so pervasive that it tricked them into thinking any kind of sexual contact was automatically good.

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>>6372358
reporting for duty

>>6377884
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Alex

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Not my picture.
But it will be the Solomon Grundy from Arkham City
Was thinking on getting The Clay Face.
But never did

>>6377817
Nobody and I mean absolutely NOBODY believes that you are not fucking it.

>>6374768
Yes.

>>6377817
I know you're trying to do damage control now because you think not fucking it is somehow better, but that just makes it even fucking weirder. You basically have a massive overpriced fleshlight that you don't fuck. You're on a board full of people who collect children's toys and still the vast majority of them think you're creepy.
I know you made up some story about how girls are totally cool with it and also you get sex all the time but the fact that you own a sex doll absolutely says otherwise. Personally I don't care, it's your money and your life. There's definitely far creepier things to own or do but if you fail to see how having a life sized doll of a woman with parts you can fuck just sitting around is creepy then I fear it's too late for you.

>>6378647
What a cutie!

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>>6378787
Looking at this photo it occurred to me that this Grundy figure is like a wimpier, less cool version of the Pitt BAF.

>>6376795
> those shit tier small feet
How do you expect to do anything with those? You need some big fat girl feet

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Sentinel's Mega Zarak. About the same size as G1 Fort Max

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>>6372350
carnival ride prize

>>6377793
the term weeaboo goes way back on 4chan, over ten years now

plenty of 25 to 40's know it and use it

>>6376795
I've literally never felt ashamed of myself for having a foot fetish until now, the level of detail and dedication that must have gone into those feet are making me feel kinda like reevaluating my life choices.

Honestly that's pretty impressive though, you keep doing your thing Anon

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>>6372350
These 2, pic ain't mine though mine are scissoring each other in base mode to make a makeshift table currently

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I should probably dust this fucker...

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>>6374957
Here's his standing size comparison.

After Voltron, my next biggest guy is RiD Omega Prime.

>>6390803
That design was horrible.

>>6387407
Shit tier taste in women.

>>6390803
beast machines was a mistake

>>6391716
I have the smaller BM Cheetor and it's way better.

I bought that giant Cheetor way back in the day when it went on super clearance. Probably something like $5. I was pretty poor, so that was about my limit, anyway.

The best of the line and still one of my favorite figs is Tankor.

>>6390427
I saw these at Walmart but they were always broken.

I got a mannequin when a store was closing, and I wanna turn it into a giant Kimpossible.

>>6390123
>fetish
>life choice

>>6377884
Now post pics of them famalam. The fact that you think something as easy as engaging in sexual contact is something to be proud of shows how much of a loser fugly girls fucker you are.

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Giant Entei plush

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1/6 '89 Batmobile from Hot Toys, will keep that title unless Hot Toys ever has the balls to release an X-Wing. Think I'd go for any the movie variants, though a Blue Squadron schemed one would be nice; though even more an impossible release hahaha!

If actual articulation is a requirement, my 3A Metal Gear RAY is the next biggest shelf hog.

>>6411361
The B:TAS Batwing is even bigger, I believe.

>>6378036
Is that the one that stores discs in the head?

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Look at what I just got. Feels like a good deal to me. Factory sealed in mint condition for $86 from a US seller. Or should I be more worried about it being a fake? Thanks for the input

>>6409945
I had a giant one of these too as a kid! I slept with it all the time :3

>>6422822
Do you still have it? They're worth a couple grand.

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My Goku and Vegeta are probably my biggest toys. I love the hell out of both of them.

The NECA 24" Godzilla is the biggest toy I got.

Eh.

>>6372811
How are you liking that Raphael? Seriously considering copping one for a Christmas gift for my brother

>mfw cunstains ITT are getting triggered by the fact that some guy with a doll has a more active sex life than they do
fucking kek now I've seen everything

>>6390427
these pictures where the kid's mind is completely blown always make me laugh. The facial expression does not seem to match the situation.

>>6424153
Nice try, samefag

What would your dream big ass toy be anons?

>>6425052
source?

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>>6377884
Nice story bro

>>6372350
My local toys r us has that exact Mario on top of a shelf facing the front of their building, and it's really depressing to look at since it's completely sun bleached.

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I have a 1/12 Gundam. Definitely my favorite purchase!

>>6456295
Post pics please lad.

Probably the Mega Size Zaku myself.

>>6456295
How did you manage to buy it? Can't find it for sale anywhere.

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>>6374843
>>6390147

muh Fort bros

>>6456429
I've seen it for sale in a local anime shop but of course they were selling it for a ludicrous price. Or fuck, maybe it wasn't ludicrous for something that size, I dunno. I think it was over $1000.

>>6372441
>They're advertising pieces. That would be like calling a big Pepsi sign a toy.
Compared to little advertising pieces? Fucking retard, are you even on the same board?

>>6373637
Ohhh Maan
That was one to many chimichangas

>>6373637
This is the exact reason mine is still sealed in the box. I get it down a couple times a week and try to talk myself into opening it but then I can't do it. Anyone else here have this problem?

>>6454984
Where did you get the statues??

>>6374843
>>6456508
yeah he is my biggest toy too, i also found a way to make his eyes glow permanently

>>6416504
It's the sideshow bust

>>6423061
>owns the anime
>not the manga

Dweeb.

>>6458189
TWO versions of the anime

>>6373637
This is why I fear getting any of the 1/4s. They look fantastic, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to arrive home to tragedy one day. It just seems bound to happen, heavy as those things are. Hell, I'm paranoid enough about my 1/6 figures.

>>6457396
Nah, not really. I mean I might fear displaying it maybe, but exposing it to the air isn't going to cause it to crumble to dust. I would at least open it up and have fun posing it. I might store it lying down though.

>>6457396
I bought a NECA 1/4 Alien and it looked so cool in the box that I actually bought second one

>>6454988
Where do you even buy these things

>tfw no giant Gigantor figure

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>>6374768
I am still tempted to get the Batman one that looks like a giant Super Powers figure.

>>6377817
A local Think Geek store had one in the window. I hate the Akham City design tho.

>>6460306
I saw this in person yesterday for the first time. It's pretty cool from a distance, but up close the bat symbol is completely translucent and you can see down into his boxy chest cavity to the tiny little lightbulb in there. It's kinda weird. Maybe they should have frosted the plastic instead, to hide the internals.

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>>6373637
>>6374898
>>6458341

Same scale, different toy, but my NECA Catwoman fell on her face at least twice as well. Both times though it was also perfectly fine, only problem was a bent nail the first time. Still concerning but it is what it is.