Autism Toys

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>>6230406
but this scares autists...right?

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>>6230406
Is it autistic that I want the jellyfish tank.

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>>6230689
kek

>>6230668
>mum bought me this for christmas this year

>>6230689
lmao

>>6230689
Nice

I want that new Star Lord though

>>6230707
>is it good though

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>>6230689

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>>6230406

A few years ago...


>Mother: "Anon, hunny. You seem to have a lot of action figures these days. You're not pretending to build an army to kill your dad and me, are you?"

>mfw

Later last year...


>Mother: "Hey anon, have you heard of Fidget Cubes? Hey say they're all rage with autistic people including adults."

>mfw again.

I mean, appreciate her thinking/worrying about me. But Christ...

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>>6230689
You posted the wrong picture.
That's okay bro, I got you covered.

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>>6230689

>>6230774
its really soothing to watch them bob about, but the pump seemed to degrade fast and it stopped being as good.

>>6230853
Autist

>>6230689

I appreciate the joke, but I would have laughed harder at Transformers.

>>6231184
Autistron transform and sperg out!

>>6231109
Can you replace it with a standard fish tank pump?

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>>6230406
the fuck

>>6230853
>You're not pretending to build an army to kill your dad and me, are you?
I don't think you're the autistic one in this situation.

>>6230689
actually true, every kid i have ever known that owns marvel legends has autism

I want that weighted blanket, looks cozy as fuck.

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>>6231353
*autismo

>>6231069
It was funny the first time. Come up with your own jokes, please.

>>6230689
Those are toys for spics. Not spergs, anon.

https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/1/3/black-tea-kettles

Whoa, speaking of, have you guys seen these?!

>>6230853
Maybe you shouldn't look through your eyebrows so much.

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I want this. I hope it looks good under a blacklight.

>>6230668
I like this.

>>6230668
>cool mood lighting is an autism toy
say what

>>6231184
Just what I was thinking

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My mom ended up buying this for me for Christmas

>>6230853
>>Mother: "Anon, hunny. You seem to have a lot of action figures these days. You're not pretending to build an army to kill your dad and me, are you?"

> Step 1; Buy a gun
> Step 2; Kill your family
> Step 3; ???
> Step 4; Profit

>>6235770
I don't get this meem
why is he called autismo

>>6230406
>check site
Stuff that normal kids enjoyed back in the 90's including me are considered autistic toys now. I guess if you're 2 and you can't use an iPad you're automatically considered an autistic person now huh?

>>6237311
Sign of the times, right?

>>6236163
Lul

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>>6235648
Dafuq

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I'm happy that now it's more normalized to fidget with things. That doesn't stop all the years I've spent picking on my hands instead of fidgeting with keychains and stuff that were taken from me for "not paying attention."

>>6236169
Is having a constantly furrowed brow an autism thing? I have a coworker that does that among other autistic things, my coworkers and I suspect he's on the spectrum.

>>6230668
I probably don't have autism but I want one and hope my mummy buys it for me. I'll even spend by GBP if I have to.

>>6238279
You can get those from ebay fairly cheap from chinese sellers.

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I actually purchased this set recently. I like to fidget a lot and unlike most things I don't have to worry about it breaking on me for overuse.

>>6237993
>6 weeks of in house training at a new job to learn about the software and government regualations and stuff
>some of that new age bullshit learning theory that some people are kinesthetic learners so this means they should be allowed to fidget during class
>teacher would give out a new toy every day
>pom pom pens, those little suction cup jumpers, squishy things, stretchy hands, bouncy balls, all that shit you get from oriental trading
>I just end up distracted and playing with toys through class
>take a test at the end
>well shit...I didn't retain anything

this was one of those "Ethical" "fun" companies that treat employees like 6 year olds by giving us a never ending supply of cake and icecream and gifts with the company logo on them like car chargers and backpacks, or gift cards which I always just redeemed for cash

>>6238395
I have a glow in the dark one from years back. It's super fun to pop the joints apart and back together

>>6237993
I was like that too, remember mom telling her friends how at the Parent Teacher conference that my teachers admitted to her they tried to put a stop to my doodling and origami folding in classes by humilating me by having me answer the questions all the time and show to the entire class that I wasn't paying attention. It backfired and left them stunned that I always knew the answer, despite not bothering to look at them.

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>>6230406
>mfw sperg
>mfw this whole website
I'm dyeng over here
I should get a copy of that social situation book, my lego collection already has me covered in the autismtoys department