Epic Bald Man

>>6201799
maybe no one else is as excited about a fat naked man with an articulated penis as you are?

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He's 1/12 scale, he's naked, have awesome accessories, and even comes with a whore with interchangeable head!
ALSO COMES WITH A FLACCID PENIS, ERECT PENIS, AND A FREAKING PURPLE DILDO! WTF!!!

>>6201801

Pretty sure the people who want him will be using him for rape pics with their animu schoolgirls

>an ugly fat bald man over an actual handsome character
>with penis accessories
This world is retarded.

>>6201807
you got me.

Moeyo Preview (NSFW): http://www.moeyo.com/article/84681

>Doesnt have a shocker hand.

Welp into the trash it goes.

>>6201799
oh wow finally, the perfect figure to rape my figmas

>>6201799
who the fuck is this guy though?

>>6201837

Generic hentai antagonist

>>6201799
Are there even any 1/12 hot-pussy whores to go with this freak?
Also, what the fuck is with the Japanese and rapey old men?

>>6201813
It's a japanese thing.

>no hairy asscrack
worthless waste of plastic

>>6201853

It comes with one.

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I've got to get this.

I've been looking for a non super villain scumbag for Frank to go full Frank on for years.

>>6201888
This is genius!

>>6201799
9k yen + shipping & handling is a bit steep for a joke figure, and 3-4 funny /toy/ photography pics that you cannot reliably display in your detolf.

Do you guys think he'll bin? I doubt a lot of people gonna buy generic hentai bad guy to rape their plastic waifos

>>6201920
>I doubt a lot of people gonna buy generic hentai bad guy to rape their plastic waifos
I seem to remember that Rapedog was expensive and hard to get back then.

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>>6201920
>Do you guys think he'll bin?

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>those accessories
I tried to censor it even more. but you can get the idea.

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>>6201945
The hell is this thing?

>>6201853
>Are there even any 1/12 hot-pussy whores to go with this freak?
Plenty! All your figma figures!

>>6201950
See>>6201817

>>6201929
No wonder why Japanese women would rather pay for hot rental boyfriends than actually date.

>>6201954
Ohhhhh.

>>6201954
That just raises more questions

>>6201817
Does it come with the girls?

>>6201817
>http://www.moeyo.com/article/84681
Is that a proto? the gapage on the non articulated "victim" accessory is horrible

>>6201950
Giddy-Up!

>>6201967
Forgot pic

>>6201966
Christ it's like you people are completely clueless.
It shows it right there in the article.

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=LTD-FIG-09732&rank=ctg

>>6201970
>>6201967
To add, the seam on the girls, like the thigh seam and the seam between the boobs and the arms also have gapage, terribly painted, and looks nasty. Looks like an amateur garage kit/resin kit project someone assembled.

I really really wish this is just a prototype, since I'm shamefully excited for this bald old man to add onto my collection

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>>6201970
You meant the black line? That's the bra strap (or what's left of it). Check AmiAmi's gallery for closer final product.

>>6201987
Oh yeah you're right. It's confusing me because its bare tiddies without bra, why would she have a bra strap. This >>6201978 on the seams are still concerning though

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>>6201929
Ranking on adult section means nothing though

>>6202003
Didn't think the nips liked Overwatch

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>>6202010
They don't.

I never hear the about the maker though. I wary for its release quality. Anyone know, or can shed light about its maker?

I kinda wanted one though, he'll be a perfect villain rapist for my collection.

>>6202048
The same maker who made these:
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIG-MOE-8351
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIG-MOE-5170
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIG-MOE-5169
Most of their 1/12 adult products' prices skyrocketed after release.

Looks like the closest thing I could get to a Capitan Underpants toy, just add cape.

Too bad there was never a good Carl figure from Aqua Teen to headswap with.

>/toy/ is now booty blasted by hilarious joke toys
I miss the rapedog days.

>>6202098
What the fuck are you talking about you idiot everyone loves it

>>6202098
Who's booty blasted?
I think you're delusional.

>>6202098
What is rapedog?
Attempts to google it just bring up sad, weird news articles about people literally raping dogs.

Say, anyone know where I could still buy the rapedog?

Is anyone else tempted to try and customize this into Danny Devito?

>>6202067
Oooo boy, I think I'll order him as soon as I got my pay then.
I don't wanna experience regret of not having the rapedog again. That shit now goes for more than 200 dollars.

>>6202145
I'm thinking of customizing the head to be a neckbeard.

Now all we need is an equally poseable and nude oba-san. Yes, I know there's already Cattleya, but I want more options.

>>6202145
Not squat enough.

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>>6202117
I don't remember the name of the Rapedog figure set but this is a picture of it I found. Not shown is the addon moveable penis.

>>6202196
'Butterfly's Dream Chico' ver.2 by Gigapulse, aka- 'Rapedog'.

>>6202117
newfag

>>6202209
*Choko. Damn autocorrect

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>Generic ugly doujin rape man figure
Well, I'm not surprised, necessarily.

I hope it sells well solely so other generic doujin archetype figures can come out. Make a MILF and a Futa and I'm set.

>>6202067
Were their product as clean as >>6201978? I'm concerned with the quality of the seams and the paint around the seams??

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>>6202335

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>>6201799
>>6201804
YES!
>>6201818
I think you mean trayush

>>6202374
Fuck.... Now I want this for a Danny Devito custom.

Put a blond pompadour on him he can be Donald Trump.

I can't believe this guy wasn't just a garage kit.

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He looks like he'd be a pretty easy conversion into a Pig man/orc to menace 1/12 or 1/18 figures.

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>>6203012
You could even go all out and turn him into Pigsy from Journey to the West

Can we pay Oyajii using PayPal on AmiAmi?

>>6202313

>Futa
>not loli

baka

>>6203392
Read the faq

>>6203404
There's already like 800 of those.

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>no mention of Don Vito yet
I'm disappointed in you people.

>>6202313
>I hope it sells well solely so other generic doujin archetype figures can come out

Yeah I hope the figure does okay that we can get more generic doujin archetypes. But just like in any line, you got to start with the main character and ojisan is usually the main character of most doujin

>>6206844
Not fat/big tittied, hairy or sweaty as the Vito.
the DEvito however...

>>6202196
Sad thing is there aren't any other normal-looking articulated dogs.

>>6201799
>WHY IS NOBODY DISCUSSING THIS AWESOME FIGURE?!
Because it's not awesome, it's gross and cringe-y.

>>6202313
>TFW there will never be a doujin shota figure and even if there was I'd be in a state of constant panic trying to order one

>>6201799
>SEW ME INTO THE COUCH

>>6201799
>inb4 Subjectanon complains the hair isn't sculpted on

>>6201799

> 9k yen

Too much money for a meme figure.

>>6206936
>>6206908
I never knew I needed a naked greasy Danny Devito figure until now

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>>6206920
This color version looks particularly nice. I'd so buy a Rapedog if they were cheaper.

>>6208682
>Rapedog
?????

>>6208718
It has an erect dog penis which is very large and it was posed on top of a small girl in bondage with her bum in the air in some promotional pics.

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>anons asking what is rapedog
i mean, it's not their fault since the thing hasn't been re-released and discussed for years. it's just that it's a bit depressing how the influx of new people here makes you realize that i have been for 6 years, and probably oldfags feel it worse.
hell, i'm sure rapedog's fad happened years before i started posting here too

>>6208721
The dog was basically an articulated accessory for the statue

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>>6208737
true test of a /toy/ oldfag is if you know what these mean

>>6208747
weren't those the reason why giveaways died out?

Oh good, they're making a toy of that one guy that always ruins every hentai I ever try to fap to.

>>6208758
more like the reason why giveaways began, but I suppose Dash had a role in their undoing too

I forget the drama details. fwiw twice I got stuff from Dash in giveaways no problem. I also got something from the Caboose giveaway too

And I did a giveaway of my own as well, honestly a fun use of ~$30 shipping like 7 or 8 things out. would cost more these days

>>6208743
Pic?

>>6208747

Deckard here.

Did you think we'd both be here this long?

I wonder how Dash and Kita are doing.

>>6208771
Seriously, it's in this very thread >>6202196

Google "Butterfly's Dream Chouko"

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>>6201799
>We got an articulated castoff figure of a fat old fuck before we got one of a shota or loli.

Fucking Japan.

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>>6208771

>>6201799
>http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=LTD-FIG-09726&page=rt_02
wtf

>>6210645
You are like a little baby watch this.

>http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-026424&page=rt_11

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>>6205453
No there isn't.
There are a bunch of figures with loli heads and adult bodies and quite a few teenagers.
Most of the few actual loli figures we do have are overdesigned elves and shit.
A generic cast off loli would be fantastic.

I have absolutely no interest in the old man, but I wish I could buy that woman statue and heads.
Hope they make some (sexy, not gross) female figures in this line.

>>6211281
I could sell you mine desu

>>6211137
A. Most people don't want to go to jail
B. Yes there fucking are you're shit at looking for things

>>6211281
>Hope they make some (sexy, not gross) female figures in this line.
>proceeds to want a gross looking abortion of a female

>>6211440
>jail
What backwards ass country do you live in?

Also nuh-uh isn't a good argument.
Name one basic loli figure that isn't a small highschooler, a monster, an anthropomorphic object, or Yotsuba.

>>6211559
Or a magic girl.

>>6211559
figma hoshino
figma that other slut from monogatari
maybe one or two of the queens blade revo girls, i don't know their lore

>>6202313
>Futa
mmm. I would love an articulated futa figure. Give her some squishy boobs andinterchangable coc and I'd be set. Actually, maybe optional balls too.

>>6212910
please go back to /d/ and then kill yourself. futas are board cancer

>>6212911
>not wanting a delicious dickgirl toy
Fuck off back to Normie-ville and then settle down into a boring life with a good job, a spouse, some kids...

>>6212916
Okay that's great and all, but really though. Futas killed /d/.

>>6212906
>figma hoshino
There's no such thing. What character are you talking about? Do you even know?

>>6212931
oops meant oshino

>>6212906
Vampire.
Ghost. (unless you mean the snake girl who is a normally proportioned teenager)
Fantasy Dwarf.
Monsters basically.

You got me on Alice though.
I thought her adult form was her true form but the wiki says otherwise.

>>6208682
Link to rape dog?

>>6201799
Finally a decent uncle Iroh Figure.

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>>6211559
>Name one basic loli figure that isn't a small highschooler, a monster, an anthropomorphic object, or Yotsuba

>>6213502
>>Name one basic loli figure that isn't a small highschooler, a monster, an anthropomorphic object, or Yotsuba
Squid Girl.
Keep trying, Bunky.

>>6202117
here is a lesson in improving your google fu. We are obviously talking about a figure of some kind, so if you include 'toy' with your search for rapedog, then you would have gotten hits for it. Heck first result is even an archived /toy/ thread from 2013

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>>6213502
Normal little girls don't have tentacles growing out of their heads anon.

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>>6213502
>>6213700
>A human-squid hybrid
>Not a monster

>>6211559
>name a loli figure
>but none of the monsters that are lolis
>or the kancolle girls that are lolis
>or the magical girls that are lolis
why don't those count?

>>6213907
I think he's looking for a plain realistic little girl, not an anime fetish thing.

>>6213920
>loli
>no "anime" as a requirement
fucker can buy a barbie doll then

>>6213920
>loli
>not an anime fetish thing

That's like asking for a mecha figure that isn't an anime robot.

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>>6213907
Because I am looking for a basic normal looking loli without boat parts hanging off of them (not that the actually childlike boats have non-sd figures.) or tentacles and shit.

They also usually fall into the annoying 'actually an adult because they don't age like humans' category.

Admittedly the magic girl thing was mostly just me being a dick.

>>6213926
you can take the boat parts off, retard. unless you're asking for just a straight-up naked loli action figure, in which case you should be able to understand why those are scarce

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>>6213926
>almost identical proportions to the pic you posted
>backpack comes off
can't wait to here why captain autism here thinks shimazake doesn't count

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>>6213925
>Megas XLR
>Pacific Rim
>Titanfall

>>6213920
More of a generic anime loli.

You know how there are like a thousand basic highschool girls in the Figma line that aren't magic boats and monsters?
That but with lolis.

>>6213941
okay so if it's 100% the look of the figure, what the hell does the backstory matter? by your own definition, the lolis from monogatari should be fine since they just look like regular lolis

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does this count?

>>6213936
Not really a 'normal loli' since she is still dressed like some sort of military hooker.

>>6213952
I was kind of complaining just to complain.
The Mongatari girls actually look pretty great.
Especially Shinobu.

>>6213954
Yes.
That is exactly the kind of thing I want to see more of.

>>6206920
SERIOUSLY
dog fimga don't exist

I want to sell this but maybe I will get oyaji as well to complement it

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=LTD-FIG-00208&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_seriestitle_id%3D6904%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1

>>6213861
That's why I said Squid Girl. She IS a monsterand/or an anthropomorphic object.
He needs try again.

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>>6214007
Wanna try again, Skippy?

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>>6214131
Arf Arf

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Barkity bark

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yipyipyipyip

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WOOF!

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Bow wow ruff ruff.

>>6213954
there's also a sakura version of this boi

>>6214147
Best doggo

>>6215161
not him but she's 17.

i can only imagine what kind of hell that guy goes through having to wiki search every single loli he wants to jerk off to to make sure they're legitimate by his standards

>>6214138
Arf! Arf!

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>>6215199

>>6215201
Tis an obvious pun, but I'm glad to be acknowledged.

>>6219868
Indeed good sir *tips fedora*

>>6201799

that's fucking hilarious, i'd buy it. i've got a few anime girls i'd pose him with

>>6201853

because rapey old men can be funny

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>>6220300
I think he is asking why are there so many old men in hentai.
They are weirdly common

>>6215165
>Not Koume
Fucking garbage.
0/10

>>6202145
too big of a height difference, Devito (literally) has dwarfism

>>6220491
Figma are quite short compared to a lot of western lines though. For instance, he could still make a good twin if you have an Arnie Schwarz figure. Or maybe a Penguin if you have a Batman.

>>6201853
Pretty much any Idolm@ster or Love Live figure will go perfectly with him.

How long until someone gets this guy, rapedog, and woody all together and gangbanging a schoolgirl when?

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>>6220677
Bonus points if the schoolgirl is Kirino Kousaka.

>>6212916

yeah! fucking conformists! amirite?

>>6208678

I'll have to second that statement

>>6220378
>They are weirdly common
simple, self insert, at least for the fat part. also they usually are the ones with power and money, like a shady company president with some batshit insane fetishes.

>>6221584
>simple, self insert, at least for the fat part.

This is wrong. Some people just get off to watching beautiful women being dominated by a greasy slimeball. They are a parody of yakuza bosses for the most part.

Does fucking a nun count as cucking God?

>>6201950
eggplant

>>6201801

i'm looking to buy this fig and i'm way more excited about it than i probably should be..

>>6202460
>>6201817
Hahaha, he really does look like Danny DeVito

>explaining this toy to a customs agent.

fuck me sideways.

>>6214131
With articulation, not statueshit.

>>6224087
>explaining this toy to a customs agent.

What totalitarian dystopia do you live in?

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>>6223320

But does it come with a magnum condom for it's monster dong?

>>6224462
Indonesia

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>>6224631

>>6224248
>>6224248
The head is actually articulated

Need an orc retool version of this guy with an elf accessory.

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>>6208747

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>>6213926
Figma Shinobu

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What's this? All I can find is an expired ebay listing.

>>6242588
it appear to being an naked girl with a egg in her hair

>>6242588
All I know is that it's a figure of Ararabi Tsikihi from Monogatari. Never seen a nude one though.

>>6242588
I THINK that was a a garage-kit.

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>>6201799
Are there any blogs doing the hentai shit with this one yet?

CoF Tyodai abandoned his blog years ago, which is unfortunate. Since I love seeing cute girls get raped by rapists.

>>6246602
bad taste toybox over at tumblr

>>6246605
damn I wish more people did this
Its the cumming

This is disgusting, but I can't help but want to buy it. Why?

>>6242588

Wonfes kit but the guy sold a few from his blog. I got myself a couple. I don't think he casts anymore.

Anyway it requires some tiny revoltech joint packs that kaiyodo doesn't make anymore.

>>6246676
>Anyway it requires some tiny revoltech joint packs that kaiyodo doesn't make anymore.
Bull.
Hobby Base Sphere, or Slims in flesh tone will work just fine. That's what is used in the pic Anon posted.

>>6246676

Hasn't anyone recasted it?

>>6246653
Buy it and make him do it.

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Anyone else want this to modify it into a super-articulated caveman? Always wanted a Neanderthal fig with figma-level articulation.

>>6246821

Sure, go ahead and make assumptions based on a low res pic. I actually own 5 of these.

>>6247001

Not that I know of. I think interest fizzled out after Body chan and figma She were announced.

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>>6246605
Does anyone on /toy/ do this shit?

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>>6248074
>Sure, go ahead and make assumptions based on a low res pic.
No assumptions at all. It's a fact. Those are the small sized Hobby Base Ball-Shaped/Sphere shaped joints in "right fresh" color.
Even if they WERE Revolver joints, the HB's would work perfectly, and without the ratcheting.
And the HB Slims would work as well, and make the figure more streamlined.

>I actually own 5 of these.
And I suppose your parents work for Goodsmile Company, and they give you Figmas before they're released for sale so you get the cream of the crop.
Christ. You're so insecure that you have to lie on an anonymous image board because you're caught being wrong.

So you guys bought the epic bald man?

>>6249421

Is this thing going to have good quality? Anyone have experience with toys/figures made by whoever that is making the bald man?

If I'm gonna buy this disgusting thing, it needs to at least have good quality. Based on his gut and the way he sits on the pictures I already think he may have somewhat compromised posing capabilities.

And seriously, he needed more expressions.

Dunno why I still kinda want to buy him.

>>6248069
Just cut the joints at the elbows/shoulders, and put a joint in. It'll look like shit, but it will look somewhat like your favorite animu figures.

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>before he put on all that weight and list his hair

You gotta pay the Troll doll!

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>>6251754
>Egashira Figma

Matsumoto and co when

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>>6251754

>>6251438
That was a life size statue from a museum. No 1/12 scale Neanderthals (that look decently accurate) exist last I checked.

>>6251791
I'm actually confused why there haven't been Gaki figures.

>>6251754
I'm surprised there aren't any rape yet with the bald fat man.