Engrained Toy Memories

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My sister had a doll I was deeply terrified of when I was around 4 or 5. It was a toddler sized plastic doll, that could stand and if you layed her down she gave a cry that sounded more like a shriek. It had a sound chip or something. It had red hair and a red dress with white polka dots. Was about the size of Chucky, but hard plastic.
I can't tell why I was so afraid of it, but I still remember the sheer terror I felt every time I saw it. Imagine a kid just breaking down in a terror fit. The doll couldn't be left out and around in the house, my mom stored it in a closet and I couldn't even go near it. I called it the crying doll.
Pic related. Found a pic, that's the doll.

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I liked taking his pants off and pretended his tail was a long dick, or "pee pee"

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>>6185403
Holy shit are you me?

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Had pic related as a kid. Ran him under water and put him in the freezer in a pose and when I opened it, it looked like he was frozen like that. Eventually I accidentally broke his arm off doing this. Tried to fix it with gorilla glue but I didn't realize it was expanding gorilla glue so he had a giant mound of glue around the base of his shoulder. I also burned him to a crisp with a lighter to pretend that he was hit by a meteorite.

I was a dumb kid but I had a lot of fun with this thing. I would post a picture but he's buried in a time capsule in my old neighborhood that me and my friends made before we all went off to college

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My sister used to have these Sailor Moon figures with removable dresses. I would ask her to borrow them when I was playing with my figures. Then I'd have the villains always kidnap them and strip them down so they could feel up their boobs, and Spider-Man would have to rescue them.

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>about 3 years old
>woke up on Christmas morning
>found a huge pile of Star Wars POTF toys under the tree
>had about as many in the picture

Turns out my father used a good chunk of his Christmas bonus to get them.

I miss that man..

going toy hunting with my father, picking up the tallgeese 1 that was stashed away and opening that shit to billy joel's "sleeping with the television on" in the back seat.

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>>6185012
>I can vividly remember opening my new Beast Wars Claw Jaw whenever I hear "How Bizarre" by OMC.

Whenever I hear 'One More Try' by George Michael I'm instantly taken back to playing with late-80s era Lego on my floor.