ITT: Toys you wish were made irl.
FULL ON FRIENDSHIP!
What I wouldn't give for a 1:1 scale plush Lambtron.
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>>6011808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBHF82MkJU0
An actual battlesaurs line, with tons of high tech playsets, 12 dinosaur figures, vehicles, etc...
>>6012136
Fuck, I forgot about those, yes!
I'd also like a full Battlesaurs series. I mean, if Buzz Lightyear could get one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXt9XgxM7zo
>>6011817
I'm surprised they never did mini blind box Chinpokomon figures. Especially since South Park has that type of figure already.
>not wanting the superior Cosmonewt
>>6012340
>Beibersaurus
Did they make a new Chinpokomon episode? Beiber wasn't even alive when it aired.
>>6012345
I think it's more recent fanart.
Haven't watched South Park in years, but did they do a Chinpokomon Go! episode?
>>6012345
they made Chinpokomon as collectibles in the game, but they needed more than what they originally desiged for that episode
>>6012345
Chinpokomon are collectibles in the Stick of Truth game
they added new Chinpokomon for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAakrIqSe1Y
>>6012180
That looks pretty amazing. Was that an actual show? I can't find anything about it.
>South Park
>supporting Gamergate because Trey & Matt have always been ultra-conservative and because their past games got bad reviews, which must be the fault of everything other than the games being awful
Their whole Gamergate episode was "women are liars, Breitbart is honest and there was no harassment". Way to push dishonesty. Pic related.
And in case anyone thinks of posting the other "normal person", I should point out that the "le 8-bit indie game" on that refers to shit like Undertale, an awful excuse of a game. Please post it so Undertale can be insulted.
>>6012413
It's over, Carl. Donarudo won.
>>6012385
just an OP made by a jap studio
>>6012413
It's ok, you are just dreaming, it will be Hilary when you wake up from this horrible nightmare. No need for the butthurt. there there.
>>6013021
But that would be the real nightmare.
>>6012413
Muh gamergate buzzword!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, fuck off.
>>6013026
Yes but he doesn't need to know that.
>>6012413
>women are liars, Breitbart is honest and there was no harassment
Besides the breitbart part that's all true though?
>>6011817
A Lambtron plushie doesn't look that hard to make. You got any sewing skills, Anon-kun?
>>6012340
>Old Chinpokomon had kinda original designs with Furrycat being the only exceptions
>Too many of the new ones from Stick of Truth are blatantly traced from actual Pokémon artwork (Brocorii is Pansage, Beetlebot is Ledyba, Biebersaurus is Deino, Vamporko is Clefairy)
>tfw your fav character gets shafted in the Merch department.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Pn-PvhY_0
>>6011808
>>6013996
Never done any major sewing outside of cheap costume parts back when I did Odessey of the Mind in middle school. I know the basics, but that's all.
>>6014124
I cranked this out for you real quick, so I can't vouch for its proportions or anything. If you decide to use it, feel free to ask me for further guidance.
I'd use Sherpa faux-wool fabric for the body and tail, and just regular minky/fleece for the limbs and ears. You can get safety eyes/noses for the facial features, or just sew on a little bits of fabric.
>>6014984
Wow, thanks, anon! I'll test out the shapes with some brown wrapping paper I have and if it works out I'll post in the /customs/ thread.
>>6015123
No problemo, looking forward to it
>>6012413
Just because some women are liars doesn't mean all of them are liars.
I swear you burger faggots will be believe anything.
>>6014067
It is an abomination that should not exist
I'd fucking buy this thing just because.
>>6018052
Pretty sure Ultra Lord did get a toy, I know there was a Jimmy Neutron toy line I swear the was an Ultra Lord toy
>>6018052
That reminds me, why has nobody yet done the "toy of evil" that JW video had? Super wizard or something?
>>6018205
Sparlock the Warrior Wizard.
>>6018465
>>6018205
>>6011808
Space Grizzlies of course
>>6019147
Oh shit, mah nigger
>>6019147
Closest thing that could be considered were Z-Bots.
>>6013066
Anon I swear to god I better be able to buy that glorious fuckin thing
>>6015375
You are a fucking moron, the toys sold like shit because they are shitty toys. The toys in the short are masterfully designed stuff, well articulated awesome designs backed with a bunch of high tech, mostly cool gimmicks. It's a line with the scope and variety of something like Masters of the Universe but moved up to the technology of today. However no toy company can afford to actually make toys with the current level of technology, so instead they make shit thats on the level of technology with 1995 but with 1/4th of the artistry.
Why we haven't seen ONE actually badass line of toys ala Skylanders where they take the technological edge- with digital components and interactive play sets- but actually make decent toys instead of little nerd hummels?
>>6019666
maybe if it gets enough attention it might exist one day.
http://trumpvader.us/
but cuirrently it is an april fools gag.
>>6024153
>Baron O'Beef-Dip
You, I like you;
>>6024153
cool toy
>>6011808
That toy robots from Clarance
>>6012413
I don't get this meme.
Why are you just randomly spewing a bunch of shit?
>>6036183
He's just a regular SJW shitposter. Ignore him.
a motherfuggin modern Zakrello kit
>>6036225
NEVER EVER
I'm still waiting for a fucking HGUC kapool
>>6012367
I swear level 5 scoured Chinpoko for ideas.
>>6018052
whoa whoa whoa hang on a second!!!!
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CANCEL THE GAME?????????
I WANT A BEEFY TYRANT AND A HOT ALCHEMIST
I like chocolate AND robots. If only they weren't from Mattel
>>6012413
There's a gamergate episode...?
>>6012413
>current year
>bringing up gamergate regardless of argument
W E W L A D S
>tfw no combining robot that plays "Go Dexter's Family, Go!" on a loop ad infinitum
>>6011808
What is this from? style like its from early 00s when those Billy and Mandy cartoon was on air
>>6044840
It is.
>>6044849
What episode? i have all i think and rewatch an entire series every year but dont remember these dinosaurs
>>6044851
"Toys Will Be Toys"
>>6044878
thanks!
>>6044835
Was about to post this.
I want playsets.
Fusionfall would make a great toy set too.