ITT: PRIME POSTS OF TOY

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>>5994722

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MORE

>>5994746
PREG SHAMROCK

>>5994746
Not even surprised to see weirdo McBalderus there.

>>5994746
Daibadifags deserve all the ridicule they get.

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>>5994828
Perfect Foghorn Leghorn impression, sometimes makes me laugh recalling that post.

>>5994838
The very same cactus owl that killed many in the Hunger Games, yes?

Sorry, I'm new

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>>5994896

>>5994918
thank you, that ones mine :)

>>5994722
>toy story 3 was 6 years ago.
I don't want to believe it.

>>5994843
>1 minute ago
>literally screenshotting your own epic wins

>>5994959
>toy story has no real meaning and brainwashed children into a cult like subconscious thought of something thou holy and never to be questioned or critized

Thank you hipsters

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>>5994961
The app highlights posts you posted yourself. Pic related.

>>5994736
I don't get it

>>5994969
I think the joke is that Figma Bruce Lee isn't very good

>>5994969
His opinion is wrong and it's saved on the internet forever

>>5994964
what

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>>5994964

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>>5994878
Correct.

Cactus Owl is an old /toy/ meme

>>5994964

eh?

I've got the potato posts, but it's too big to upload.

>>5994969
Kotaku been wrong as always.

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>>5995130

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Anybody remember the story behind these?

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>>5995165
>Guy bids on and wins a YahooJP auction.
>$120.00 for what he thinks is 3 Shinkis.
>Items delivered
>turns out to be 3 give-away folders instead of Shinkis
Guy got a huge case of asspain because he misread the auction. Threatened to sue the middleman and Yahoo for misrepresentaion, wanted to file a Paypal dispute, all that stuff because he didn;t know what he was doing.

>>5995124
What in the fuck is that?

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>>5994746
>mfw I made that pic

Feels good someone laughed, I guess. The /dbg/ scares me at times, I just like cute robot toys, whys that shit gotta be there.

>>5995124

God that thread was nightmare fuel, but it made me laugh so I'm glad someone saved it.

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>>5994722

>>5994975
Neither is Kotaku or Luke Plunkett, so it all fits together very well.

>>5995190
Check out >>5984444

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Some OC

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>That one time OP actually delivers

>>5994969
I think the point is, that this post is beyond cringy.

>>5995815
do you not know what a dildo is nigga

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I love shit like this

>>5994737
Holy shit this cant be real

>>5996314
screen cap would be a lot better if I could actually see the thing they're fucking talking about

>>5994843
>my reply got screenshotted

>>5994722
this isn't even from /toy/

anyone have the lizard toy fucker screenshot?

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>>5995114
Kind of crappy quality, but still readable.

>>5995171
Fucking lol. I hadn't seen this old gem.

>>5995175
It's Gummy. Hopefully an anon can deliver the full story.

>>5994828
oooooooooooooooh shit. Thank you /toy/ for that great laugh.

need more hunger games

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>>5994741

any world domination screencaps?

>>5995801
Had to stop reading at one point.

Just couldn't do it.

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>>5995809

>>5995130
>>5995151
Fucking moe~ blobs, I swear.

>>5998798
Can confirm, I was the anon who started the thread about him on /cow/. He's gone for good AFAIK.

Someone else tried to do the same with Subjectanon but his autism was too /toy/ specific and there wasn't enough info on him to really get the ball rolling, and the thread died pretty quickly.

>>5998765
Everytime.
It was sincere when I posted it though.

>>5995180
This made me happy.

>>5994733
figma market can be this horrible, I can tell!

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This takes a little setting up.
A few years back, for a brief time there was a tripfag named violen trapist, who would troll and start shit, and then post
"...(eats ramen)..." as people raged on him.
He had a hard on for cassettebat, another tripfag, and they mixed it up a few times. (Nobody was really sure, but he might have been one of Andrew's identities)

Anyway, there was a thread about annoying posters, and his name came up. This is the result.

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>>6002572
He then promptly deleted his post, but it was too late.

(Andrew used to do this shit as well, so maybe it WAS him. Either way he was annoying as fuck.)

>>5994746
I don't own any but I think they're cool looking, but now I'm sorta glad I don't own any so I won't be associated with these people.

>>5995045
>old /toy/ meme

Feels recent to me. Shit I'm old.

>>5995171
That old "haters gonna hate" meme. wow that takes me back.

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I miss Planelegs

>>6003089
This made me kinda sad. Will I die alone?

>>6004074
nah, bitches love emotional guys.

Does anyone have how do you like your potatoes cooked that way?

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>>6009129
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>>6002572
Andrew is the fucking worst. He goes by Space Core now. I wouldn't be surprised if this was him too.

>>6009159
Much appreciated anon, I skipped over that when I was on mobile since I couldn't get my phone to render it legibly

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>>5995801

anyone remember Jequin?

Anyone have the screencap of that time Jin wet on a massive /pol/ rant because his name was so bad that people wouldn't sell him BAF parts because they didn't want to sell to a scumbag? I recall it got his ad account with BBTS closed because they didn't want to lose customers by dealing with an admitted neo-Nazi.

Or that time he openly wished death upon the owner of Collection DX because they wouldn't hire him to write for the site?

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>>5994722
>06/28/10(Mon)
I was actually in that thread, and an anon actually posted of picture of him fucking a new 2010 Toy Story 3 Jessie doll.

I still have the image, but can't share it hear because this is a blu balls board.

>>6017571
lmao

>>6017571
>what are external sites

>>6017571
>>6018184
Also, you can post it in one of the NSFW boards here

>>5998765
I can almost see the sad look on his face while picking up the pieces of his broken toy in public.

>>5998765
Can't wait to see this happen in the manga

Also, Mikasa's not too expensive.

>>5995205
It's FOOTPRINT on burst stomach. The implication is that someone saw a run-over dog and just walked through it without care.

>>5998765
Years later and it still gets posted... this is why I left /m/.

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>>5994746
Shamrock's cute. What's he from?

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>>6019492
You want to try that again, Sparky?
Or do you want to end up looking like a bigger fool by digging in your heels and continuing to argue, even though you're wrong?

>>6020343
He's a gay alien robot figure, they got a general around here >>6011966

>>6019744
It's a thread about popular posts from /toy/ history, what the fuck were you expecting?

>>6003089
he is still with us, you just need to summon him, which means he's posting anonimously.

>>6019744
You're the one who put your dumb-assery up for the world to see. Don't whine because it keeps coming back to bite you.

>>6019744
Unrelated, but that is one awful Trip

You could just go anonymous like everyone else

>>6017571
What, like cutting a hole in it?

>>5994828
I can hear that AH SHUT UP perfectly. Haven't watched those old toons in years.

>>5995045
Did we ever find the origin of Cactus Owl?

>>6023904
Ufo catcher?

>>5994964
and what pray tell is that thought that's so unchallenged?

>>6024655
This is toy related how?

>>6024730
Posted on /toy/ dipshit. We're in a thread dedicated to /toy/ posts.
You fucking clueless hump.

anybody have the thread where whoever got dubs had to destroy a toy beyond repair and the OP got dubs?

i doubt anybody from back then posts here anymore

think the tripfag op was zalgo

>>5995801
been there with assplay man, older but not by much
someone needs to fucking tell teenage boys not to fuck around with this shit too much

>>6024655
God subjectautism is just walking cancer.

We need to haul him into the looney bin with greg asap.

>>5995130
>cute girls melting
This is my fetish

>>5996424
>tfw you learned ehat HO scale means from this jpeg a few years ago

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>>5995171
anyone got the full version of the 6th pic in that thread? the toy girl pic under the sandwich.

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1/4

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>>6027912
2/4

>>6020412
Oh just fuck off, everyone knows you shopped that asshole

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>>5995801
my sphincter was clenched half way through reading this

>>5998765
good that toy got broken, that OP was legit retarded and not to mention he was going to sheckle for free muniez from for a lie

>>6024655
Oh god that's me arguing with Cuckjectanon there.

That was my first experience with him and I was totally bewildered by his ridiculous arguing style.

>>5995130
>>5995151
Whatever happened to this guy? I remember he was going to melt Rinko next.

>>6035045
IIRC this guy posted this first on the buyfag, then people get bored and he stop melting shit.

>>6003089
This kind of stuff arouses me soo much. I dont know why.

>>5999037
Probably because you're an idiot.

>>6041926
Probably because you're into the D and S bits of BDSM.

>>5998759
I got excited because I was in that thread but then I saw that it was only two years ago.

>>6041946
Greg are you back?

I go to /toy/ excursively for the scale model thread, seeing this thread makes me afraid to explore the rest of /toy/.
Please get a life.

>>6042758
I'm pretty sure he posted in a /news/ thread recently. It was written in his "voice", anyway.

At least he's staying off /toy/.

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>>5994964

>>6043577
Lel. Which thread? If it's about homosexuals or anything sexual at all really it's probably him.

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>>5994964

>>6043749
I think it was something about the percentage of NEETs in the US. So yeah, probably him.

>>6044689
I just saw some thread the little faggot made on /co/. He's still around and still up to his old tricks. The thread was deleted though as soon as I pointed out it was him.

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I've seen people posting this little diddy I did, must be alright. Right?

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>>6048454
Aren't Wingnut, Washout, and Gumdrop just Thundercracker?

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Mad props to this guy for making the infamous AmiAmi customer service suck his dick.

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I miss Mato posting.

>>6049394
So... Where's that suspenders-only body coming from? Custom?

>>5994722
That image reminds me about the cursed Jessy In found yesterday.

>>6049389
story?

>>6050460
It turns out if you have a part missing from a figure AmiAmi will help replace it if you e-mail them, and some people find this impressive because Amiami bans you if you cancel too many items and for whatever reason people assume these two things are related.

>>6049394
what figure has that body? the one with the boobies

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>>6048454
>King Crimson
I want it.

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Hey who remembers Eddie?

>>6048594
Not according to TFWiki.

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Seeker_(body-type)

I will admit I whipped up the 3 on the bottom left to fill it out.

>>6052506
I don't. Enlighten me.

>>6029333
God damn, man. Seriously, he got you. You're a retard. I'll even help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDhJ2dpuYU

>>6050479
yeah, its weird that people think the two are connected

one time i got a figma with a broken torso joint from them and emailed amiami, and they linked me to GSC's "broken or missing parts" webpage where GSC will replace any part for free, no questions asked

amiami's customer service is good, especially if you're a long-time customer

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>>5994722
>168 replies
>Nobodies posted this one yet...

You disappoint me sometimes /toy/

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This made me giggle.

>>6057961
Heh.

>>6057961
>what did he mean by this?

>>6057751
>GSC's "broken or missing parts" webpage where GSC will replace any part for free, no questions asked
Link please

>>6049389
Hold the phone, there are Panty and Stocking figures?

Wow, no headless Pokemon faggot yet

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>>5994828
Perfect Foghorn

>>5994761
The fuck is weird about that ? The guy just likes buying life size dolls? So fucking what , grow the fuck up.

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>>5995801

>>6059021
Good luck finding them. They were $80-ish each back when the show was relevant, so I can imagine how much more they're worth now. The company that made them is defunct now IIRC, so no chance of reissues.

>>6057975
First off, he's not being completely honest. They replace missing/broken parts IF they still have those parts available, AND if you received the figure that way not if you did it yourself. You break it, or lose a piece, tough shit. That's on you. Saber comes with 3 of the same hands and one of the faces missing? They'll fix you up. You put your Mikasa on a window ledge and she falls 20 stories, you're shit out of luck.

They, as well as Amiami used to be Bro tier when it came to replacements and such, but too many cunts took advantage of them because of being clumsy hamhands, that they aren't as eager to fork over parts and stuff as they used to be

You can find the contact email at Goodsmile's website. You can find that via Google.

Anyone have the one where the guy cut off the hand of his Zero Suit Samus scale?

>>6061732
Kek, I remember that. he/she was trying to compare if the ZSS statues hands are "inscales" with each other.

>>6061785
I'm glad I didn't imagine that thread. It was fucking bizarre

>>6059028
Nothing about that faggot is worth capping.

>>5994943
You're autistic as fuck.

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Not a SINGLE MENTION of the eBay Beyblade incident? That was one of the crowning moments of /toy/. Fucking newfags.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/beyblades-ebay-auction

>>6062554
>2011
Jesus was it really that long ago?

I'm still heated about it

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Not a thread, but a /toy/ post recreating a thread from /tv/ or /co/.

>>5995801
What... What in the fuck.

>>6052509
Man I always liked Strawberry Quake best, why'd you drop it?

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>>6062554
LET EM RIP!

>>6062554
>>6063051
kek

>>5995134
Underrated post

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from a package thread from tonight.

>>5998822
fucked around and got a triple double

>>6062402
why was he banned?

>>6070022
Figma is a brand of figures, not the name of figures in general.

>>6017571
post it

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>>6063035
I thought "Cherry Bomb" rolled off the tongue better and made more... sense?

Cheer up mate, here's an updated list!

>>6071863
>za-scream
Goddamnit