Admit it. The real reason you collect toys is to pick up chicks.
that black girl is cute
>>5994027
Welp you got me there. Nothing gets the girls wetter than a man child with toys.
>>5994027
NRFB
how was this the best star trek parody AND the best toy collector parody episode simultaneously?
>>5994058
NRFB!?
>>5994038
Gendy know's what's up.
>>5994057
That gif never fails to give me the willies.
>>5994067
>that gay black man in the turtleneck
>>5994027
Why are they dressed like prostitutes?
>>5994301
Because not everyone dresses like you, nerd.
Yeah
Plastic chicks, the best kind.
>>5994072
Shame he doesn't know how to draw. Nothing worse than a guy with great ideas and all the talent of a Deviantart user.
>>5994301
>my alma mater is a giant whorehouse during summer
I never knew
That's actually the reason I started, I thought it would make me "quirky"
15 years later I'm sitting in my cum-stained room drowning in Figma boxes
>>5996645
And once again the hipsters just trying to look cool are just copying what i've been doing first.