Kermit

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>>5984928

Because with that sort of money you need to Kermit yourself to it.

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>>5984991

Because there aren't any official replica puppets on the market, and most people who would be capable of making one are afraid of getting the Disney law-hammer. There was a company like a decade ago that made several Muppet photo puppet replicas - stuffed, articulated, not actually usable as puppets - that were absolutely spot-on, but they've since gone under and all of their releases are hard to find and expensive.

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>>5984928
There was one guy that posted a youtube video of his crazy accurate replica that he built himself, maybe you can try and commission him to make one for you.

>>5985017
Kermit was the only poser that actually looked 100% accurate, with Gonzo and Animal looking slightly off.

>They showed off Reporter Kermit, Rizzo and Fozzie but never got the chance to release them

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>>5984991
kermit suicide please