Y'know what we should do? Make a bootleg toy thread!

>>5964865
Yes.

Maybe.

Except its all the same bootlegs over and over, get some OC

>>5964865
OK, but you have to promise not to post any ironic art toys like Gay Stormtroopers or Robert Cop that aren't actually bootlegs.

>>5964945
Looks like the regular figma.

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Here's this fucking thing

>>5965175
That's fucking cancer

>>5964976

>>5964879
Too Late?

>>5965244
>one, two, sharp hand joe is coming for you

>>5965175
Who lives in your nightmares and rapes your asshole?

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I'd wear that mask to work, then shove the sword up my ass

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I know this technically isn't a toy, but I had to show this

>>5965326
haha holy shit

>>5965326
that's some kinky incest u got dere

>>5965339
>original name: ビッグフェラ (Biggufera)

>>5965339
He's a big guy

>>5965372
he's a total biggy

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here's a chew toy (it counts I guess) and it's obviously a gengar ripoff toy that I'd shove up my ass if I wanted

>>5965481

So you'd rather shove a whole gengar chew toy up your ass rather than a whole damn sword? Savage!

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>>5965486
How about you try to shove this whole thing instead of that shitty plastic sword in that one post in this damn thread

>>5965318
Why does it have an ID?

>>5965543
cause bootlegs have weird af shit in them most of the time

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>>5965130
I don't know why this picture keeps getting posted. The dreads are photoshoped in and you can easily tell. This is a Stretch Armstrong toy from the 90s.

>>5965372
U U U U

>>5965360
Why's it got to be incest with you anon, he could just be comforting his sister who got knocked up by a totally unrelated 3rd party like any good brother should in such a situation.

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>>5965600
Isn't that just a prototype link figure?

>>5965673
I'm pretty sure it's a bootleg, or at least someWHAT of a bootleg

>>5965326
OMG that is so hot.

>>5965673
>superman rolled his sleeves up
shit, sense of right alliance means business

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In all seriousness, this thread is starting to become SOMEWHAT popular (if you can even call it that)

I love Aliexpress/China since they don't give a damn about copyright. Best way to get stuff I want for cheap.

>>5965703
Ikr? Like you can literally make sex toys with Toy Story characters and it's completely fine there.

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BatChica

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I'd love to shove these toys up my ass, unf

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>>5965244

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could you imagine a episode of Seinfeld featuring this?

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the classic.

>>5965736
This isnt a fucking bootleg

This is why these threads are shit its just the same mis informed garbage

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>when you see it.

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oh no its that mask of the evil anonymous hacker 4chains!

>>video games

Fuck off

>>5965756
>chinese anonymous is a laughing buddha mask
go figure

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is this the squeal to monkey bones?

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>>5965757

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if turtles are named after painters whats this guy named after?

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You may only choose one.

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I have no words for this one.

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Took this myself

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The terror that is the evil stick.

>>5965776
This is not a bootleg either

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>that sticker.

>>5965784
I'm pretty sure anything abnormal or not official is considered a ripoff or a bootleg?? Like since when did it mean it had to be something so fucked up it has to be like a hellspawn to make it to the bootleg toy chain?? like what??

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>>5965572
Vac Man, is his name, he's a god damn veteran.

I'm morbidly curious about this one.

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I wonder if anyone has ever played this.

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it's an [spoiler]illegal alien[/spoiler]

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what would it taste like?

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>>5965801

>>5965801
Hydrogen cyanide

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>that time where luke gets stung by a radio active scoripion

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>that time where groot entered castle oblivion and became a card.

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hey now.

>>5965775

I've always thought Dr. Thunder sounded like a 70s DJ on the midnight to 3am slot.

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>>5965823
My favorite one is dr becker.

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>bro, do you feel it?
>yeah I feel it.

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that's what seperates the x-men from the ______

>>5965740

GAME

>>5965750
>FOR SMART KINDS!

>>5965746
Gonna need to be more specific on that mate
Too many things pop out at me, like back to the future four, Pokemon 'red', and bomber king having an image of that Zelda bomb merchant

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>>5966274
alot of people seem to miss bomber king for some reason so I always joke about how people miss it

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>>5966640
have a bonus alternate shot.

>>5965767
I love KO Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Used to have ones with names like "Shining Phoenix Guy" and "The Flute that Calls Kuriboh" I miss those things

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>>5966683
I only have a few images of yugioh cards sadly.

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axe cop is that you?

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bootleg rides are something else.

>>5965717
My dad has these toys. Or at least ones similar to these. They're supposed to be put alongside model train sets

>>5965600
>>5965696
thats not a bootleg its an old figure whose skirt was ripped off

>>5966683
>>5966721
tommorow i can grab my backup drives and see if I still have the images I shared with TG a year ago.

I had a lot of nice first edition pokemon cards from when they first came out, probably nothing too valuable but I still had things like a Professor oak and what not. I left them all together in my underwear drawer when I left for college, I never seriously thought they would gain much value but I still kept them out of nostalgia. At college I discoverfolk playing the cards in the lobby and figure that at end of the quarter I would bring back my old deck from home and we could all laugh at how horrendously outclassed the old stuff was.

Discover half my cards gone, for some weird reason even most of the energy from my deck was gone. great first editions like my snorlax, oak, magneton, etc were gone. my brothers who were ten years and yo0unger at the time, had mysteriously gained a very large yu gi oh collection.

Easily the vast majority were those ridiculous knock offs that BAFFLES me as to how they could have been so ridiculously stup[id to fall for them. At their age everyone in my elementary school was sharing tips on how to tell if someone is trading you a fake card or not, even the see through test!

but anyway, i kept a rather large number of them when they were throwing stuff out to have a good laugh about my brothers stupidity.

>>5964899
das it mane

>>5965801
ash

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>>5967081
the reason fake cards show up so much is that they are dirt cheap to produce in third world country's where they get very bad translations which is where most cheap shops get their merchandise.

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You have to wonder what places like this serve as food.

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I hope you don't want to sleep.

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>>5965746
>when you see it

>mfw

>>5967095
I am referring to when they spread over here in the states. It is pure ridiculous it managed toi spread across the entire nation.
Apparantly they started out in California, a couple of warehouses got busted continaing almost a million dollars worth of knock off cards IIRC. yet somehow they still managed to spread across the states to here on east coast in significant numbers.

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>>5967116
yeah it's pretty crazy how it even manages to pass customs.

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>>5967114
>Magic Dragon with wings

>mfw

>>5965702
Anon, those are offical products. It's based on a japanese artist style.

>>5967249
Proof?

>>5965231
that actually looks pretty great minus the demon eyes

>>5965740
I really want to own a copy of Dratula. Last time I checked Aliexpress doesn't carry it.

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>>5965873
Not toys but OC

>>5965792
>well I'm back (batman sound)
oh my bruce

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>>5966661
Bomber King is an actual game though, it's not Bomberman

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A REGULAR PLATYPUS!?!

>>5967555
Hulk looks like he belongs in Chou Aniki.

>>5965764
>one family is very happy
t. tolstoy

>>5965786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY

>>5965643
Yeah! She got knocked up by their gramps.

>>5965231
Reminder that someone really believed that Nintendo was going to rename Mario and Yoshi like that.

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>>5967720
Forgot picture because I'm an idiot.

>>5965318
>I'd wear that mask to work, then shove the sword up my ass

Hey would any of the toys in this thread be good for shoving up my ass? I'm looking for recommendations.

>>5965775
>Big K
>Dr K
Well which is it?

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>>5967261
>half man, half bat, half ape!

>>5965511
You're-a gonna have a bad-a time

>>5965775
Dr Thunder top notch.
"DrThunder" was my first handle on B.Net like twenty years ago.

>>5968243
Big K is the store, Dr K is the drink.

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>>5965257
So glad I had these ones a a child

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>>5965783
I remember this making waves on the local news. if you peeled back the mirror foil you'd expose a photoshopped pic of a possessed girl cutting herself.

>>5965785
>tfw no brian figure

>>5965360
First cousin marriage is legal with no restrictions in 20 states. Legal but with restrictions in over half.

>>5968441
>legal makes it moral

I found a Trump supporter

>>5968447
How is it immoral to allow two consenting, loving adults to get married?

>>5965717
Stop you're turning me on, but I'd only want a girl to do it.

I had an ex swallow one whole once the second I showed her.

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>>5965743

>>5965801
very jewcy

>>5965761
That's just a training tommy gun.

Anyone get the Neca like Aliens Queen boOtleg that's being produced out of China .. any real pics or info?

>>5967261
>he has 3 halves
Damn...

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Cigarette beasts

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I had a shitload of these.

>>5968625
how do you think toy story would've made bootleg toys?

>>5965789
I scrolled through this thread and some guy keeps posting weird assblasted comments like that on things he doesnt think count as bootlegs. He's probably just lonely and autistic.

>>5965798
In Justice League Gods and Monsters Superman was raised by an immigrant Mexican couple and says things like dios mios.

>>5968464
Risking potato babies is what makes it immoral.

>>5969539
potato babies between first cousins is on par/lower than potato babies from women with old eggs or a fucked up X chromosome that guarantees premature death of half their sons.

the only difference is you'd get crucified by womens groups for suggesting a reproductive ban

>>5967258
Go look up The World of Golden Eggs. It's some weird anime that became really popular in Japan (in like the Adult Swim sort of way, not the late-night otaku anime sort of way), and Medicom made a bunch of merchandise for it. This eventually led to a Disney crossover because Japan.

>>5970206
Neither should be allowed, IMO, and I'm saying this as someone conceived with a 39 y/o father and a bipolar mother. I've got a small book of mental health problems that have handicapped me throughout my life, and I wouldn't wish the experience on anyone else. I've strongly considered getting a vasectomy just to end my genetic line.

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Found this on ebay. It says it's Perry the Platypus but....

>>5970403
that's fine. doesn't discredit the fact that this weird contradiction about reproductive immorality exists in some people's minds though.

>>5968957
blacked

>>5965481
Fat hands

No one wants to see you stuff your hole more then you already have.

>>5965766
>high class weapon

>>5965775
>Open Wide, Say Ahhh!

>>5964945
He's dead, folks.

>>5965775
Dr.Zevia since I'm on Atkins holy shit this is neat I've been jonesing for a Dr.Pepper thanks for posting this.

>>5965543
Because police officer cheap playsets always come with them and it's a trying to do that but with magical girls.

>>5965717
Those aren't bootlegs, they're designed for model railway layouts.

>>5965735
peruvians are well know in SA for their crappy bootlegs

>>5965791
Thats a DVD with mexican north band music videos on it, the pictures have nothing to do with it.

Normally bootleg DVDs in México have pictures that dont match the content on the video, for example a WWE bootleg game will have pictures of WCW.

PS Im mexican

>>5965775
> no Mr. Pibb

kill yourself

>>5965761
>railgun.jpg

>>5965773
He has a nametag, so we can assume he's named after TORTOISE.

>>5965775
i remember when these were a quarter each

>>5968641
They look similar because they're both robots. You know what a robot is, right?

>>5965873

I actually really want that shirt.

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>>5966832

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>>5965765

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>>5974529
It looks like the love child of one of those Gozer dogs and pikachu

>>5965318
Marth?

>>5968627
want so bad

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saw this shirt at a thrift store a couple years back.

>>5974818
Well I need it.

>>5965391
My T. Car.

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>>5965481
Kinky

>>5966745
Not a bootleg. Funskool produced GI Joes on license from Hasbro.

They changed names and paint styles to suit the market.

That a V1 Sgt Slaughter head on what might be Duke's body. I'd actually pay money to add that to my collection

>>5974593
I need one of those.

Certificates. Not the Donkey Brains. I have those. Don't ask.

>>5964865
Why was this made?

>>5965817
I love everything about this picture

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>>5968417
Fucking hell... WHY?

>>5968627
I would legit buy this.

>>5968966
Oh look, another original character!

>>5971838
My God, how true is this.

>>5971526
Just like the franchise
>SURVIVE

>>5968649
Underrated post.

>>5965814
Hulk is love, Hulk is life.

>>5965816
>but your brain just like potato

My sides.

>>5965780
>toys

>>5968966
>bizarro_sonichu.jpg

>>5976180
Nobody knows beyond, like, 5 Chinese guys who have never stepped forward. It was probably a prank to piss off neglectful parents who don't read the packaging on their Big Lots trash.

>>5975845
Nope. Funskool superman also uses the same hasbro molds and is bootleg too.

>>5968599
lol wut! this is the best in the thread

>>5965244
>If it hadn't been for Sharp Hand Joe, I'd been married long time ago

>Where did you come from? Where did you go?

>Where did you come from Sharp Hand Joe?

>>5971838
that's not knockoff merchanWHERE IS MY FUCKING 3DS CODE YOU BASTARD YOU RAPED MY DREAMS A BLOO BLOO BLOO

>>5976180
>>5976578
Probably some Illuminati scheme to fuck with girls' heads.

>>5966733
These cards become funnier, nostalgic and 700% ironic once you realize YGO finally has a fullbody exodia card. Of course, its not instawin infinite atk but its still a hell of a card (makes searching/recycling exodia easier). Look for Exodia the Summoned One

>>5969480
I am going to be hella fucking sad if Toy Story 4 shows how bootleg toys work in that world. I mean, on the minishorts, specifically, the one about meal toys, i got slightly concerned because meal toys are just, small toys with a single function and... nothing else. Now bootlegs are literal suffering plastic figures, shit might get grim.

>>5979629
As much as I hate to make the reference, I am kinda betting it'll be like the Gem experiments from Steven Universe, just a big jumbled up mess of suffering, misery, and pain... maybe not as bad but similar I guess.

>>5964865
>kinghidorah.jpg

>>5964899
Even the batteries are bootleg.

>>5967051
>that piccolo
oh man...his arms look like layered foreskins

>>5979629
>the minishorts, specifically, the one about meal toys
I had to look this up

Thanks anon

>>5965739
because the screams of children are so musical :3

>>5965801
jews...

>>5968622
lmao im not gonna lie, that sounds better then the movie.

>>5967051
Vegeto got fucked up.

>>5968599
not bootleg, intentional art piece

>>5968632
ditto

>>5965481
I want to shove my benis into your ass.

>>5966749
Not a bootleg.

>>5966724
YER A RETARD, HARRY

>>5979629
There would definitely be something off about them. They'd try to act like whatever character they're ripped off from, but it would come off as incredibly awkward and unnatural. Having wrong details about who or what they're 'supposed' to be
Basically, toy dementia

>>5979629
I think they would hate to be compared to the actual toys

>for Pete's sake stop calling me Superman, I'm Specialman

>>5991910
There was a Simpsons comic that was kind of like this. (Treehouse of Horror #15, last story)

>>5965775
Joke's on you, I've been drinking Dr. THUNDER for years

>>5965794
What games could one possibly even play on this?

>>6004062
hospital dad is one of them sounds like one those crappy indie meme games you find on the steam store.

>>5965739
>The hills are alive with the sound of gunfire

>>5969303
>>5967261
>WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF! A BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!

>>5968622
>Zentraedi
>Fucking Macross X Harry Potter

>>5969539
Not everyone has children, and you don't have to get married to conceive a child.

Plus there are no legal ramifications of people with many horrible hereditary illnesses, conditions or other deformities having children, even though they know full well that they are likely to pass them on.

It's pretty bullshit honestly. I have no sexual or romantic interest in anyone in my extended family (well my step cousin is kind of cute i guess) but even then I know bullshit laws when I see them.

>>5966721
>Kekdra
>Hanuman
>SABLEYE
My sides

Also, some of those attacks have really kickass names.

>>5965766
this a fucking psychological weapon to strike fear into the souls of your fiends m8

>>5965775
>mfw i know at least 8 other brands of this shit that aren't pictured here

I can't fucking believe this thread has been going on for like probably more than a month now

Anyone know where I can get myself a Sader? memes aside, I'd like to have one myself.

>>5965766
>bear of the interest
Winnie the Jooh?

>>5965731
Fucking Zeon propaganda, man.

>>6010322
You're at least 6 years too late for that.

>>5976180
I know the photo was actually just nicked from some guys portfolio website

just chinese bootleggers printing junk thinking no one would ever find it I guess

>>5965785
>Not Jesus

Well ya could've fooled me

>>5965339

He certainly is a Big Fella

>>5965764

Bart is Sans

>>5965793
>Terrifying 911

Is this the origin of the /vr/ player or is this just a coincidence?

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vr/#Roster

>>5965797
>The Naruto

>>5967110
>Let us dance
P-please no uncle...

>>5969310
>Darkly Big Rabbi
My sides

>>5965600

Still better than the World of Nintendo Skyward Sword variant Link.

>>5965773

Sandro Botticelli?

All I can think of.

>>5965783

>I can send out the luster of the beauty

>>5965825

So basically the Noid and Daredevil got really, REALLY drunk one night, and one thing led to another.....

time to kill the thread

>>5964865
Green is not a creative color!

>>5968966
I recently saw Tails on an apple juice in Poland. Forgot to take a pic though.

>>5967051
I remember having this as a kid
Trunks was the only one that I still have somewhere

>>5965775
You're missing "The Fizzicist"