All of /toy/ has suddenly swapped bodies with a Japanese all

>>5946432
>What's the first thing you do first thing in your new body?
Learn martial arts cuz asian
>What would you do from then on and would you keep collecting figures?
Pretty much do what I do now
>Bonus question is what do you think your original body would be doing?
I'm assuming the girls mind would be swapped with mine so she's gonna have to discover how it all works

>>5946432
>first thing you do in your new body?
Dye hair blonde, get a tan and wear gold. Unleash gyaru.

>what would you do from then on
I dunno, probably learn Japanese and start the same business i have right now over there.

>would you keep collecting figures?
I mostly get imports as it is, so this would just save me paying for shipping and it'd be great to buy toys off the shelf without being overcharged as hell.

>what do you think your original body would be doing?
Probably just fap to yaoi or something.

>>5946432
>first thing you do in your new body?
Masturbate
>what would you do from then on
Finish school, get an education degree + TESOL, become English teacher
>would you keep collecting figures?
Yes, though likely in a lesser manner than i currently do
>what do you think your original body would be doing?
working my shitty job and watching anime.

>>5946432
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>>5946432
>What's the first thing you do first thing in your new body?

Stick a squid up my anus

>What would you do from then on and would you keep collecting figures?

Masturbate using nippon toys


>Bonus question is what do you think your original body would be doing?

Probably enjoy a hard orgasm with a hairpin up the dickhole

>>5946432
>What's the first thing you do first thing in your new body?
masturbate, that's always the first option
>What would you do from then on and would you keep collecting figures?
simply deal with it and keep collecting stuff, just because i lost my dick that doesn't mean i lost my plastic addiction
>what do you think your original body would be doing?
maybe masturbate or eyaculate accidentally, assuming the girl feels ashamed of seeing/feeling a dick, even more if that's the first dick she has ever seen.

>>5946432
Have as much sex as possible and become an idol

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>>5946432
>What's the first thing you do first thing in your new body?
Explore of course, just a few pokes because I'm in this meatbag, then go full goth lolita and enjoy the fashion

>What would you do from then on and would you keep collecting figures?
Convince people I'm body swapped and yes because why the hell not

>Bonus question is what do you think your original body would be doing?
Depends if the original owner has control of it, I imagine both of us would be having a hard time unless our languages also swapped.

If we ever swap back I'd try to make a pen pal out of her without telling her of the adventures in fashion and the pokes to her eyes

>>5946432
>What's the first thing you do first thing in your new body?
Probably probe around and get off a few times in the Bathroom.

>What would you do from then on and would you keep collecting figures?
Mostly likely. I'll dominate cute fuckboys and bully them into buying me Gunpla and shit. Maybe stream games since that's instant for famous online and get donations and shit.

>Bonus question is what do you think your original body would be doing?
Being very uncomfortable and awkward.

>>5946432
>>>/jp/

>>5946432
Drop out of school. No point trying to get into a good college when I can barely understand the language.
Cam whore/sell used panties for cash, unless I'm pretty enough to go full gravure.
Get to America find out who's in my old body and fuck them to see if it makes us switch back. Even if it doesn't.
Marry my old self and reclaim my collection.

Breast implants. No point being a cute Asian girl who's flat as a board. Then do all the girly stuff I couldn't do without expensive surgery and hormones...

>>5946432
>What's the first thing you do first thing in your new body?
Finger the beaver.

> What would you do from then on and would you keep collecting figures?
I might buy the occasional figure, but nothing near what I have now. It's a chance to start over without the collection of plastic and screws I'm currently attached to.

>Bonus question is what do you think your original body would be doing?
Initially, going through antidepressant withdrawls. Long term? Psych ward, because everyone would think I finally broke.

>>5946432
>First thing you do in your new body?
>>5946720 and >>5947224 probably. Also get new body used to smoking.

>What would you do from then on and would you keep collecting figures?
Probably become a hardcore lesbian, got work teaching english and still collect all the same stuff i did before, plus those porn statues you can get in Japan.

>Bonus question is what do you think your original body would be doing?
Probably fapping to pics i sent them of me in their body and maybe teaching Japanese over here.