What's the worst thing you have ever done to a toy?

i used to bite legos apart with my teeth

that's about the worst of it.

>>5912075
this hurts to read

Either mutilating a Count Dooku with a shovel or exploding a couple rescue heroes by throwing them at the ground really hard.

Once when I was playing...I made my Batman lose to my Spiderman.

>>5912345
How much prep time did Batman have?

>>5912352
My guess would be a whole nap time.

Smashed my Ninja Power Rangers with large rocks for no reason
Made my Kane power bomb my Big Show off my balcony
Used to freeze my toys in the freezer
Put my Tamagotchi under the tire of my uncle's big rig, it didn't even get damaged
Let my cousin set my HBK on fire and pee on it.

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>>5912075

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>>5912075
>tfw someone saved my confession
oh wow...

I had one of those GI joe knockoff figures whose both thumbs broke off so he couldn't hold any of his accessories anymore, so I put him in a glass jar, filled it with sand for weight, and threw it in a lake.

I also came on a MLP figurine once.

>>5912075
Treated a near complete Super Zeo Megazord like garbage until it was nothing.

Had I been older I'd buy the other foot and it would sit on my shelf with pride.

>>5912075
Sold it someone who didn't love it as much as I did.

>>5912075
I never played rough all that much, but one time I remember smashing a hot wheels car with a hammer.

Looking back it wasn't worth it.

>>5912420
>>5912075

wow that could only be worse if he was doing that to someone else's child against their will

I fail to keep them for any length of time. I get an obsession to collect something, then in 3 months I'm selling everything to fund the next obsession. I don't have a single childhood toy left nor do I much appreciate anything I have on hand. I'd have $15K instead of $1.5K in savings right now if I didn't collect toys, toys I know I won't keep, but I buy them anyway.

When I was 8 I used to throw some of my toys in the street waiting for drivers to run over them. Stopped when my dad beat my ass after i threw a Transformer right in front of a car and the driver got pissed and complained to my parents.

>>5912075
Either chopped them for a custom that I'll never finish or never take them out of the box.

I had a really cool Dragonite keychain in Kindergarten. It was one of those ones that were just like the normal Tomy figures but a keychain. For whatever reason I ripped it antennae (or wtf those are suppossd to be) off because I thought he was just lameass version of Charizard. I think a few years later I replaced it with a Hoothoot keychain and I liked that one better cause I had shit taste.

i had a hulk figure elbow drop a storm trooper from the top of my stairs.

rip in peace hulk

>>5914668
Perhaps you should seek therapy, that sounds like you could have some kind of problem.

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>>5912075

Some of the worst words in the English language: "I didn't mean to"

I also used to use my Star Wars figures to enact fetish scenarios. But I never jammed them up my ass.

>>5912075
Dropped a Thunderbird 1 in a pond.

>>5915198
Explain that image to someone who doesn't collect American Gundam?

>>5915523
This Optimus had a problem with his thigh ratchets

The twerp in the image tried to transplant some from a later 'hotfixed' version of the toy but irreversibly damaged the more expensive one that he was intending to repair by cutting the legs out

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>>5912075
>Mfw reading this

I had this playmobil figure, he was a deep-sea diver, but old school, with a big spherical brass helmet and everything. He had weights in his shoes and a winch, so you could winch him down into water. I winched him down into the swimming pool while on holidays, but the string came untied, so he just dropped to the bottom of the pool. It was a chlorine pool and I didn't have my goggles with me, so I ran off to get them, but I got lost in the campsite. By the time I got back to my family's campsite it was dark. I had to abandon him.

Sometimes I wonder if he got picked up by some foreigner kid and went on to have a whirlwind adventure, or if he got swept into a filtration system and obliterated

I guess I'll never know.

>>5912420
So question....how did you turn out? You still fucked up or surprisingly normal?

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>>5912075
I had this jealous friend once
We'll start with that

I had a Knuckles and Sonic figure from the Sonic Adventure line by Resaurus if I'm not mistaken, which were EXTREMELY rare to find back in the day.
Especially where I am from.

I lived in an apartment building and was blessed to have a very wide balcony.
I had jumbo marbles.

I offered to play bowling.
With the Sonic figures.

He fucked my Knuckles up so bad the head popped off. He had this smirk, just like Knuckles figure did.

Both of them smirking at me.

Lost contact with him it's been years and years.
I recently sold the Sonic figure to a dude in Sweden who got pissed cause there was a paint chip which btw I posted saying there was one there.

I want a new Sonic figure, but shit quality, not the Nendoroid. I just found out Jizzwares doesn't have the licence anymore so I can't get a super articulated edgy Sonic.

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>>5912420
sauce on pic immediately

>>5912352
a whole nap time

>>5915330
just submerge him in boiling water then dry him off.

>>5918650
noice

I ate a lego technic washer/separator/spacer.

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>>5918650

>>5915057
Unfortunate. But I'm sure that's how it would've wanted to go

i had an xmen iceman figure when i was like 4 or 5, and since he was ICEMAN i thought he would melt, so i kept him in the freezer.

>>5912075
I used to have my little sister's Cowgirl Barbie be fucked by her horse, and I licked the painted feathers off of the MOTU Sorceress figure.

>>5918650
This was a fun thread. A shame the guy turned out to be money grabbing fag

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>>5915600
Pretty normal. I work construction, had 4 kids, my wife stays home with them and does art for conventions. I collect 3P Transformners mostly, she collects Nendoroids and Sylvanian Families. Kids are well adjusted, no harsh discipline, just hugs and talking. Surprisingly they are more well behaved than most kids I see. We are looking at getting an RV and traveling around to different cons for a living because why not? If it doesn't work I just go back to construction. Anyway, I'm actually fairly boring, sorry to disappoint.

>>5912420
>>5912075

Fuck this Anon… I keep randomly thinking about shoving one of those plastic tubes up my dick and forcing it past some kind of resistance. It's fucking gross and I'm squirming like crazy.

>>5919865
>had 4 kids,
at least we know your dick still works

my friend and I had this one batman toy we would torment. I don't even know how it started, but we'd drop it out of windows, drag it through mud, grind its face on rocks and stuff, stick it with pins, shop it up with scissors, and finally dropped it in the toilet on top of some poop and just left him there.

>>5919830
explain

>>5919865
What figure is that? Looks cool.

Not talkin about Levi

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>>5920714
SIC Kiwami Tamashii Horse Orphnoch Gallop Mode. It's from Kamen Rider, 1/12 size. They used to be common on AmiAmi but I haven't seen one in ages. He's a lot of fun though.

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>>5920616
I wanna read the comic book version of this

I used to buy Megabloks just so I could burn them

>>5920817
>Kiwami Tamashii
>1/12
>Figure is maybe 6" tall despite being half horse.
There's times when you're wrong, there's times when you're REALLY wrong.

>>5915595
>it was a clorine pool and i didn't have my goggles
I don't see how this stops you from retrieving your toy

>>5921692
From that picture he looks about sized right for an average centaur. Yes, centaur, not real, but next to the Figma he seems appropriately sized for 1/12.

>>5921783
Kiwami Tamashii are explicitly 1/18. Sorry buddy.

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>>5919817
That's fucking adorable

I got one of these guys when I was like, 11, so I was still actually playing with my toys. Well, stupid me thinks, 'I wonder what he's look like with his armor off' and proceeds to cut off what I could, including cutting off his head to get the neck thing off. I don't even know why I thought it was a good idea at the time.

I was able to kind of resew him, but he looks super beat up and I had to make him a neck brace out of a toilet paper tube because when I resewed his neck on, it was a lot shorter than before.

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>>5921891
This hurt to read, and I'm not entirely sure why.

>>5912077

I did that too.
I'd also push toys down the stairs

>>5919757

Post that on one of the /tg/ gore threads.

I've hotglued toys and sold them on the bst before, mainly figmas and PAK

I once left a little Qui Gon Jinn figurine on a lava lamp lightbulb. Stupid me never even considered the possibility that he might actually melt on the surface of the lamp and i was so shocked i spent most of the rest of that day crying about it.

Didn't learn my lesson about fucking around with lava lamps though and nearly lost an eye over it.

>>5919757
A waste of $30.

>>5923255
thanks for confirming what ive always suspected, i guess

>>5919865
If someone who shoved Lego up his dick can turn out normal, then I really have no excuse.

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I was never too kind to poor Woody here.

>>5912075
Ripping off limbs that could be ripped off and then losing them.
Apologies to all of my star wars toys, you will never be whole again

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>>5912080
GODDDDDDDD

>>5920855
>>5920855
Just watch the dark knight anime

>>5936464

Remember how Andy put Woody on the staircase railing, and sent him down it?

I did that with my Buzz Lightyear. He flew into a wall and was ripped in half at the legs. We taped him together in a sort of bandage diaper.

>>5919830
explain

>>5912080
Imagine how much it would hurt to shove up your dick hole!