BIZARRE TOY THREAD
Where are the M&Ms you fruitcake
Should have made it clear black plastic
Whats up lets play, and im out about it
Styley ones
>>5911722
OP that doll is from that animated short "the maker" right? do you have this doll? where i can find one? do you know the creator of the short?
Toy dr
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YCcn0Ce0OVE&feature=youtu.be
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=AlcrZAYfuV4
>>5911768
I don't recall who the maker of the video is, but Amanda Louise Spayd makes the dust bunnies featured. Won't let me post the link, but she has a facebook with all her work and links to her store. She does occasionally sell original pieces, but I either miss them or don't have the money.
It went from dailpad phone to iPhone in 15 years
I just want a clear glow in the dark hard plastic gremlin with an extra wide head
That would do it for me
Superior bizarre version toy car
I want to share my techniques.
I do "hunchback" style toy ownership (because all hunchbacks and midgets own toys for companionship) (and midgets always go to Toys R Us for bravery points)
But I dont lick, and i like to share a tea party on a black lace table on silver teaset and black china cups.
I like to own only 3 companions.
One hard plastic, one bean shaped "beanie baby" plush, and one that calls for me as a "highest bidder"
I like to gimp them a little and "slap them in the faces" so they know im boss
And then often the beanie plush will commit scuicide one time for real with a knife and one time it jumped into the ocean
We like to watch movies like Jurassic park and eat snacks and slumber party
Im considering a glow in the dark xenomorph queen from "Alien 2"
I own only 1 silver onyx ring and only one smokey quartz palm sized orb
For just enough power
I never get sexy
They need to do action figure of Mergos Wet Nurse
Must own
>>5911817
Mergo Wet nurse in this youtube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9G4aa-MsG8
Heres my tiny yellow car its name is Toyota and hes rambunchus
"Cool" guys
Pink Guy from filthy frank
Im going to post more tomorrow.
BYE
>>5911839
>Im going to post more tomorrow
please dont
>>5911811
How often do you have to replace the suicidal beanie babies?
>>5911839
>>5911811
what the fuck are you trying to say
I am bach
Supa dupa Glitter the pink dolphin
Just want to inspire you all to be more thoughtful in all your toy action!
Im just posting everything I saved on my phone
I wish the black wolf had antlers and demonic bane fur
Moosey
>>5911800
Is that a custom?
Yeah i build it in my toy garage
Toy story
I would play lego when was a kid but then i play videogame but instead plushy
Plushy always mad that im not a child so i slap him face
Slap you face i say
Then i slap face
He mad im not children
I say fuck you
I need companion
Then it want to fuck
I say fuck you, no i dont fuck
It mad
I slap it face
"I dont want to fuck spiderman" i said to my super man
My toy mind raping me
I just think that my grandpa fuck and kill a baby in the 1950's
And that maybe he doesnt feel bad about it or something...
Is it just me or that all the "afrocan" people?
Witch wear black only
Satan sticky is weak, because it is a poop-person with poop flesh
This thread is so edgy I cut my eyes on it.
"I must not have a long life span" usually a thought by Satanic people with poop-soft skin and flesh, they usually fuck babies to death in the family house
Not a long life span at all
Ha ha ha!
Nobody cares about satanic families
They just disappear as soon as they step foot in the world
Small as ANTS
Its said that because of the influx of technology, the world population will fall by 1/4 in 5 years.
Then in 15 years the world will always remain at 1/3 of todays population.
The reason why? The growing social network and internet intercedes the giant population of "beast" class people. Heathens, pedophiles, and cowards who will all soon be dead. Not long before we peak into a high age of entertainment TV and videogames and magickal toys!
Great fum!
Scuicide and domestic class inhouse murder is a great demon to the class of people who have babies and children just to fuck them. Usually this ends im babycide or child death.
None the less, any of these low class people will be able to survive the new age of greater entertainment and of greater more artful toys
Just this year 400,000 murders and 300,000 scuicides will take place by guilty heathenistic people caused by masses of blackwitches high class pure people in a spiritual uprisal
In interest to purge naturally the world of worthless people
Definitely plastic surgury will begin to look fake and stupid within the half-year not before mamy people die to stupidity of drugs, pedoism, and sharp itching pain of plastic surgury. Not to mention guilt from rape and molestating
This is all what the majority of humanity does.
Witchman- genosider- gilgamesh - nazi- world power level spiritualist - ARCANE practitioner MASTER LEVEL - class of "wraith" type sorceror, of the blackwitch high class puritans of the healing churches of the holy mountains, "wraith" witch set out to lower population of earth to 1/3 in 15 years, quite naturally and easily
I genocide with a crystal ball, the demonblood blackwitches cause murders
And the white healing church "angel bloods" cause scuicides incidentally and not on purpose through people who cannot survive the pain of great healing. The biggest spiritual waves are yet to come
A grotesque spider companion
What will his name be?
We all do wish for life to be more so but at last we cannot recieve more or less than we can so what be it? Lost in the sands of time, after life hoax, the greater mystery of it.
No sypathy for insects quickly forgotten
The great dark men of the world
The weight of heathens' blood, it weighs nothing
To spill it in great masses like a fishing net, with just my mind,
Full of the GREATER Arcane, the gold and silver grain of the sand of time
Im opening an arcane portal here, to the lower realm of mortals, in interest to the spiritual genociding
Non the less, its all going to happen no matter what.
Its all so giant and harsh to me to be causing and doing it, that this will soften my manifesting of it greatly
Some days i feel as though im not alive, i try to fill my body with good humor.
What i thought is funny-
No one really seems to be aware of what we are doing
Black blood ambrosia will be worth it, i can eat a giant amount and i am very physically and mentally powerful,
I like to eat at Red Lobster and Big Mac from Mcdonalds
Frappe and smoothie
Walk the beachside in the city
Im not into Chthulu but here he is
"World - Eater"
The strangers i speak to in the streets, they always tell me "write a book"
But i know ill never be famous and ill never write a book
We all got to die some time
Bloodborne!
I am completely sober and abstinate
I always apreciate insight from outside people but it seems like everyone is as blind as a dog
Do i appear "inhuman"?
Im listening to Neon Indian - Era Extrana
If this was Invader Zim , then i would be Gir not Zim
And I do like waffles
The healing churches of white say "Repent" and you may live
I dont understand the healing churches of light much
Wraith, wraith, silver jangle, and bone white and tiny animal skulls ceiling hang
Im gonma go get some pizza and drink some cola ill be back in an hour to post more photos of toy
>>5911798
i want that thing
sauce?
I am back
The darl ceystal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=57vaKllPg7k
>came here expecting bizzarrooo toys
>half of that is some artisan craft half baked bs
>mfw
/toy/ pls
Its just zebra and lion
Bomb heads
>>5913365
Duranko Santa-sama
Niga niga
cool guy kool
I am just a
Fool guy fool
A fool guy fool!
>>5911811
Is english not your first language?
>>5913662
No Dibmian, the dibs are not dibs
I hate you, Dibsmian
>>5911825
Greg is that you
>>5913773
No its Dibsmian
>>5913119
>whoa this looks cool
>click image
>doesn't get any bigger
This fucking site I swear
>>5914330
Reverse image search delivers.
This particular one is sold, but I think this is the creator/seller
>https://www.etsy.com/shop/MyCreatures
>>5913056
I love Moosey
Oh fuck is this still here
>>5911726
i like those, what line is this?
>>5913062
What is that book?
Fuck, this thread is making me feel nostalgic about this rabbit plush toy my uncle gave me when i was a kid, I remember being so weirded out by it that i cried. It might still be hanging around somewhere at my mums house, ill have a look for it next time im there
>>5915890
Those are RealXHead vinyl figures. Good luck.
>>5913123
What toy is this?
It looks really interesting.
What the fuck is going on in here?
>>5917022
Think 'Jeepers Creepers' but with insect carcasses.
>>5911726
These are so cool and now I'm bummed I know they exist
>>5913058
This one's adorable.
>>5917022
Seems like a Mazinkaiser made of dead bugs.
>>5913068
I want one. Where get please?