/toy/ Confessions

>>5897993
I got a figure with a paint imperfection under it's clear eye piece.
So I ordered a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ bingo!

When Target sold the tmnt sewer Playset for $15 clearance I took it home and built it but it was too big so I took it to walmart and got back store credit for the full price.

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I got two glow in the dark Smiski (one for me, and one for my girlfriend) and I opened them both, chose the one I wanted, and then sealed the other one back up and gave it to her without her knowing

I always collected import figures and told myself I'd never buy American figured intended for children, but I got back into comics after finding my old collection, and now own 6 Marvel Legends. God, are they shitty but I don't really have a choice for fully articulated characters like Carnage and shit.

>>5897993
I think Funko Pops are better than 90% of transformers.

I keep wanting to dump imports in favor of domestic stuff like Neca and Marvel Legends. Honestly the imports I want are are numbered in the tens, and mostly backlog. The novelty is lost after a year of frequent importing and I'm missing the low maintenance aspect of cheap toys.

>>5897993
I bought NECA's Weird Al based off of the packaging graphics alone, not even the promo shots of the figure that are literally staring at you on the back of the box.

And I don't even like Mego stuff.

Sometimes I paint glasses on my toys with a sharpie

I'm in college, I have a girlfriend, and I am relatively popular and good looking. My girl knows about my toy collecting but no one else. And i'm going to fucking keep it that way. Say whatever you want, but I don't want people to know I collect toys. I even have a very successful instagram account with photographs of my collection.

I normally buy figmas for shows I specifically like, with the exception of two Sword Art Online figmas, one of which I payed $80 bucks for.

I don't even like collecting toys anymore, but it's my business.

Toy collectors are awful people to deal with most of the time.

Everyone I know whose business is in toys grows to hate their customers.

So unreasonable, all the time...

I bought figma Lucina and posed her lewdly but I started to feel like an even bigger loser than I'd usually felt like so I stopped

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My home is in foreclosure and I just this past few weeks spent over $400 on toys.

>>5898461
I mean, at least there's something to be said for recognizing when you're doing something wrong. Take >>5898465 for instance.

I'm NECAnon.

Kinda.

After months of that guy shitting up the NECA thread, I got bored, dug through archives, collected all of what I was pretty sure were his posts into a word doc, and either directly quote them or modify them to fit the context of the thread. I don't think he's posted since his last ban until today. Guess which ones are real and which ones are the the imposter! Someone said they had a word cloud of his posts, so that anon might be able to tell if they've paid enough attention, but I doubt it.

When I quit, I'm going to make a NECAnon bingo card so you can all play along when he goes on his next spergy shitpost spree

>>5898465
Get some help dude.

I've stolen a ton of merchandise from the store where I work, at least $1000+. I've taken huge lego sets and resold them, expensive collector items, marvel legends, NECA stuff. I mostly take smaller trinkets like LEGO minfigs, BAF pieces and accessories from six inch figures to flesh out my accessory options. I've devised many different way to steal figures besides just walking out the door with them. I've put items on layway and later opened my box and added items to it. I've stuffed figures inside the boxes of other figures that come in bigger boxes. I've become addicted to it and think I should cool off for fear of getting caught.

>>5898526

I've also returned figures with missing items or completely different figures to get my money back. Most places just don't care to even look at the figures, they just scan the barcode.

>>5898532
An assistant manager at my store was fired and arrested for theft, they had waited long enough until he had stolen enough for it to be a felony. Better be careful the same isn't happening to you.

I steal Build a Figure parts if the wave is shitting up a store for more than 4 months. I try to tell myself that its so they get new stock, but I know Im full of shit

>>5898538
>they had waited long enough until he had stolen enough for it to be a felony
Damn, yeah >>5898526, I'd fucking quit that if I were you.

I steal megabloks figures all the time

The minifigs i mean, they're all in the same place in the boxes

Fyi they're always on the left side of the box almost immediately by the flap, just quickly pop it open, grab the figs and walk away.

I've gotten every single mini figure from every single set outside of the huge ones for the past two years

The only downside is that sometimes you miss the weapons as they may be packed in with other parts

>>5898551
>>5898538

Yeah, I feel really guilty about it most of the time. I think I'll just have to stop at some point. Sooner rather than later. Most of the more expensive stuff I took, I sold off or gave away.

>>5898538
Where do you work?

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>>5897993
I used to steal toys from my cousins as a child. I smuggled them out in my undies. I even thought my sister the trade. We even kept track of which toys to hide when the original owners came to visit. I'm deeply ashamed of all this.

>>5898484
What! Post these quotes

uhhh my nephew would always want to borrow my figures to play with at his house but then i'd get protective over them and tell his ass no. Then he'd cry to his mom and then she'd get involved and i'd still say no and she would try to talk down to me for having toys. Not really a confession i guess but i dont really have anything to confess and im sure everybody here would be protective over their collection too just sayin

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I just bought this and i have no idea if it'll be compatible with Lego or other leading brands. Ive read its from the same company that made one for Transformers years ago, before Kre-o was a thing, and the reviewer said that one wasnt.

>>5898560
I know what you mean man, stealing gives you this mad buzz but seriously fucking stop. i used to steal all the time because i knew what security cameras worked and what ones didn't but i got too cocky and was caught in the end. luckily i got away with claiming it was a first offence and got off with a fine, knowing full well they had no proof of previous times. ever since then i stopped, but you shouldn't wait to be caught, not with the amount you've had.

>>5898675
I did this minus the shame.

>>5897993
I give my toys non lore friendly weapons

I have no shame in paying latecomer tax or scalper's demands and I sometimes wonder if this has desensitized me to things like the current USD-yen relationship.

I used to fuck with my toys like sid from toy story. I would melt bad guys and stab them with things and just leave them like that and call it battle damage. The parts swapping was pretty bad among beast wars and everything had remnants of slime or gum on them from being "possessed" or whatever.

>>5898484

You literally are the stupidest person there ever was. I truly hope you are raped and someone with AIDS shits in your mouth.

For me, its probably;

>Buying shit I don't care about just because I need the to scratch the itch, and then I don't even care about the item a week later.
>Buying one or two figures because I think they look neat, then feeling like I need to get the other 50 figures in the line just to "complete" it, even though I don't care about those figures.
>Snatching up a highly-sought or rare figure off the shelf, just to have it not even to flip it, even though I don't give two shits about the character or figure itself.

>>5899259

I mean, sometimes you don't really have a choice like if you just got into something and the only figures for that thing came out years ago or something. But I couldn't imagine just encouraging price gouging and whatnot.

And Latecomer's tax is usually different than scalping.

>>5897993
I don't care about brand wars or shit like that. I just buy what I think looks cool regardless of who made it

I bought satsuki before I even watched kill la kill for dat ass and now she just sits in a box shelf warming in my home

>>5898443
do you have any interesting stories about customers you are willing to share?

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>>5898436
>SAO
>spending any money on it

Most nauseating confession right there.

>>5897993
Probably not TOO bad...but here it goes:

Back before I had a better job, my wife and I had a joint bank account and would only take an "allowance" of only 50-60 bucks every other week to spend on whatever we wanted. Needless to say, I spent all my dough on toys. $100 a month for toys wouldn't always cut it, though. So I'd monitor our joint account, and "skim off the top", taking 30-40 extra dollars every month to put towards my toy allowance.

When I think about it, I probably took over $1,500 from our joint account to use for toys. It never HURT us financially or anything, but we could have put that money in a savings account.

>>5899319
sure

In general, the worst types ofcustomers to deal with are these

1. Transformers collectors
2. Hotwheels collectors
3. Godzilla fans
4. General import fans
5. DBZ fans who are not hispanic

Transformers fans are just all over the place in terms of how anal or weird they are.

Hotwheels collectors are predatory, and a lot of them are just other dealers.

Godzilla fans are flighty and totally unreliable. If they ask me to get something for them, there's a 50% chance they won't want it when I get it. I stopped carrying most godzilla anything because of this.

Import fans are either totally chill or completely bonkers. No in between. I get in to arguments with them over brown shippers and such all the time despite bluefin not sending a lot of figures with them. They are categorically impatient.

Non-hispanic dbz collectors. Anal. ANAL. Like the import collectors, but a little tribal and aggressive about what they don't like. Hispanic dbz collectors are insanely laid back, and I don't know why there's so much difference.

Runner up is chinese customers. Not in china, but just customers who are chinese. They are very demanding. They expect more service often than is reasonable, and haggle a lot.

>>5899626

Really? Not GI Joe collectors? Not small horse fans/collectors?

>5. DBZ fans who are not hispanic

...For real? The guys who will try their damnedest in broken English to defend Powerlevels, and create literal OC Super Saiyan forms and characters and age-up characters for no reason? Hispanic DBZ fans are hilariously aggressive at times.

But really though, Asians and a lot of foreigners are hugely jewish, especially if you're trying to sell them something.

>>5899626
Awh man. I'm a transformer collector and I never give anyone shit or anything. Hell i let kids grab toys from my want list if the last one is on the shelf. I only ever chat people up if they talk to me first about it... Like the chick at the local toys r us who talked my ear off about fortress maximus.

>>5899662
I don't do a lot of GI Joe business, and yes, in person, the hispanic dbz collectors act the most normal and relaxed. They always enjoy what they get and they are more apt to enjoy anything vs the other customers who are way more uptight.

>>5899626
Also, just to add, screw NECA and screw Bluefin.

Bluefin treats vendors like crap and can't get things out in a timely manner, and I'm totally sick and tired of NECA sending me boxes of figures where 1/4 of the figures are already broken in the box.

As preteen i would put my D inside toys (that had a big enough hole) and fuck them, once during a truth or dare contest my cousin had to do it with a teddy bear i had already fucked, later he dared me to lick it...

Somehow growing up made me respect my toys more and more over time, which is kindda weird given that i'm quite a pervert.

>>5899672

Sounds like a personal problem.

>>5899698
Which part?

>>5899698
Not sure if you are joking, but if not, I hear about that same cap about bluefin from my local shop owners and one of them had to send back most of his box with some alien figures because they had legs broken off in the box.

>>5899626
How do you feel about 30+ year old collectors of Marvel/DC figures?

>>5899708
Like, about their age?

I don't care at all.

It's not as bad as when I worked with Magic the Gathering stuff at a store, and we'd have to parent 30-40 year old guys from bullying children and being generally unpleasant.

>>5899271
Real one or imposter? You decide!

I occasionally steal those lego mystery minifig packs. Occasionally mixels too. Only from stores I don't like. And pretty rarely.

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>>5897993
>i wont date a girl (who is obsessed with me) and is a solid 8/10 but she collects pops and other hipster trash

I can never be bothered with the hassle of selling so I just throw out figures I no longer have interest in.
And parts I'll never use.
Or if they're not oddly specific I donate them to a thrift store.

I've wrapped Marvel superheroines around my cock. But not my waifu, just dirty tramps like Black Cat, Sue Storm and Wasp.

>>5901602
who's your waifu?

>>5901549
Chances are she's just trying to snag you to play around for a bit, and once you've spent a few thousand bucks on her she'll be out of there, having made off with free gifts and many free dinners.

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>>5898070

Underrated confession.

>>5901583
>Legit considered this

I got completely swept up in the thrill of finding and buying toys when I first started collecting that I ended up wasting a lot of money on characters I don't know or really like.

I'm a 30 yo tranny who can only afford Hasbroshit so I go around to different threads making feeble attempts to justify my collection by creating convoluted arguments against imports that not even I believe.

>>5898070
start buying cheaper figures. After a few years you'll get tired of those and go back to collecting imports.

In the end just buy what you want.

>>5899292
that's not a confession, that's called being reasonable

>>5899292
you monster

I prioritize gimmicks over articulation.

In an effort to understand /mlp/, I came on one of those blindbag figures once.

The soap may wash off the semen but it won't wash away my regret.

>>5898070
I tried getting into cheaper amerishit figs but after a couple of purchases (Black series and marvel legends) I am done with'em. There are a few okay figures that I like (flametrooper, red guardian, Jango, Kylo) but for the price they go, about 20ish a pop, I am better off spending more on imports---they are just better.

I am also downsizing heavily so not buying a bunch of subpar figures works great.

I used to take BAF parts and return the figures.

I have more statues than toys but I still post on /toy/

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>>5907454

I dropped my figma (first toy purchase in my adult life) onto a hard floor literally 10 minutes after getting her in the mail. She was surprisingly fine, although her head falls off pretty easily now.

I don't care about the toys anymore. I've made a lot of progress in my depression and buying toys was an obsession. I stopped buying them, and now I haven't purchased a toy in a long time, and when toys I preorders come in I dont even care anymore.

It feels good.

When I was a kid my mom worked at the YMCA daycare. There was a little fish figure I really liked so I dropped it in my little brother's diaper to smuggle home but forgot about it and mom discovered it when she was changing him.

I often sell opened toys as "mint in sealed box" whenever I can make the box look like I never opened it.

When posting/sending pics of what I'm selling, I always photoshop them to remove paint issues, scratches and such.

I almost always check my new figures while taking a shit.

>>5907573
The latter applies to me too. I dropped figuarts Ant-Man's hands into the toilet with ACTUAL SHIT in it. Had to retrieve them with my bare goddamn hands.

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I'm an O3 in the US Air Force and I collect Fate/Stay Night figures.

I don't know where to put them, they're all still in their boxes hidden in my apartment because I live with other people that I work with and rumor runs like wildfire through the squadron.

I can't be that guy anons.

>>5907590
I'm just glad I didn't start collecting until I left the service. You have my sympathies.

I used to steal random stuff from stores when I was a kid. One time I walked out of Hot Topic with a Joyride Master Chief hidden in my hoodie. I never got caught, but I decided to stop stealing after I watched some kid get escorted out of the very same Hot Topic for stealing.

Another time, I almost made it out of a Rainforest Cafe with some Yu-Gi-Oh stuff; it was like a model of those three robots that combined from the first series. Something didn't feel right, so I decided to stuff the peices between a stack of shirts and bail. Later, I watched a couple employees as they discovered my leftovers.

>>5907582
Dam man i did the same with a devil girl nendroid shoulder piece. Like hell I'm gonna flush a part to a 40$ toy. Still ughhhh.

>>5907582
That kinda scares me, that's why I usually only take the main figure with me, not the accessories.

>>5899292
That's terrible.

>>5897993
Having a very annoyed moment. We all know eBay has been shit and gotten worse since they decided to break off Paypal. I won something Sunday morning and with the app paid using gift cards. I checked my account today and they charged my CC attached to Paypal instead. The money is still on the gift cards, but I didn't want to pay for the item with $20 credit. Fucking hell I hate this split up because everything keeps getting messier each month. I used to be able to load my account and buy things without having to keep track of each card and number. Now you have to reenter them every time.

>>5907573
Please don't do this, anon.

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My favourite figures/plushies are mostly legendary Pokémon.

>>5897993
I stole one of my cousin's Lego UFO aliens when we were little because I thought he looked cool. Nothing was ever said but I still feel (rightfully) like a jerk.

>>5898037
Are you still with her?

I've been obsessed/in love with BJDs for 10 years, went to a meetup once and have been following the threads, but I don't own a single one.

>>5907454
Also this, but I mostly lurk.

>>5910416

You sick bastard.

>>5910401
The same thing happened to me last week and I tried to cancel, but the seller refused to respond for 3 days. They relisted the item way cheaper after I purchased it, shipped the one I bought and then responded afterwards saying it was too late to cancel.
Fucking ebay.

>>5910422
Yes. This happened like a week and a half ago

>>5897993
I lewded the Shinkis.

>>5911198
What's keeping you from buying a BJD?

>>5912056
Money, I'm a horrible NEET who's finally trying to get back on the right track.
Also, for the longest time I couldn't find a sculpt that really leapt out at me until someone in the thread mentioned Ringdoll's K.

I've stuck the swords of some of my toys who come with theme up my butt.

I have lifted...like...SO MANY blind bag/box toys.

>>5898067
I think 100% of Transfomers are better than 90% of Funko on the account that they have better articulation than a statueshit.

>>5899662
>GI Joe collectors

People still collect that?

>>5899710
>we'd have to parent 30-40 year old guys from bullying children

They usually get auto blacklisted on the shop I used to go to when I played Yugioh when they are caught scamming kids or people in general and since word travels fast, they tend to get banned at every store in the city so people tend not to do that anymore in the fears of having to travel 50~100km just to play their children's card game.

>>5899626
>the worst types ofcustomers to deal with are these

>1. Transformers collectors
>2. Hotwheels collectors
>3. Godzilla fans
>4. General import fans
>5. DBZ fans who are not hispanic

I believe this, because you're pretty much describing the worst threads on /toy/.

well, except for hot wheels. do ever have threads about them?

I purposely rearrange blindbox displays of things I don't like

(Steven universe)

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>>5907590
That's some serious don't ask don't tell shit right there.

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>>5910416
Damn, now I'm looking up this whale I don't even know the name of, because he'd make a great sleep buddy. Also I own several sleep buddies. Large plushies I put away in my closet every time someone visits my flat. They barely fit in my closet at this point. But I need that whale.

>>5915117
He is called Kyogre

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>>5915134
Thanks! Bagged one on eBay :D

>>5901685
You sound bitter.

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>>5915083
So do you try to hide the Steven Universe ones?

I mean, all the SU merch is pretty poor quality anyway so you'd be doing people a favor.

>>5902885
I am at this point right now and am desperately trying to avoid it. so far so good, even if I've passed up good deals on toys I don't really care about.

>>5907545
good for you. toys are a new obsession for me and the only joy I really have in life right now, which is kind of pathetic. Even more pathetic, prior to this I bought a bunch of tabletop games after watching fun reviews but don't have anyone to play them with.

>>5915083
I did this with albums I didn't like.

I am getting back into toys albeit slowly as a twenty eight year old man who is on SSI, because I'm unable to hold a job due to anxiety/stress/panic. This is even with medications. I want to get into Transformers badly, but I feel like I'm robbing others of money and wasting my own by buying toys I might just put on my desk and never "play" with.

I also sold my White Tigerzord, all my Power Rangers and my Red Dragonzord at a yard sale. Between those and giving away my childhood Batman figure collection/Batcave/vehicles, and a pair of boxed Gundam toys I just feel really shitty, but doubly shitty at the thought that I would hold onto toys that other kids without toys would have fun with.

I once bought an action figure without the intent to sell it on eBay.

>>5915808
I'd say go for it man, as long as you don't go full retard and waste all your NEETbux on toys and forget to pay your bills or something. I've got a similar situation, and messing around with the figures helps me a bit when I'm having a stressful time due to my fucked up brain.

>>5899626
>Transformers fans are just all over the place in terms of how anal or weird they are.

It's a 30+ year old franchise with numerous incarnations of multiple characters, and thats not even counting the Japanland stuff. Not surprised. I know I look for specific stuff when I shop for TF's.

But I do all my shopping online. It's damn near impossible to find anything good in brick&mortar stores.

>>5915808
As someone who works for a living, more power to you. Fuck normies who bitch about "muh tax dollars". The real brunt of the money is going to the Jews, anyway. Like ODB said, who wouldn't want to get something from the government?

>>5919534
Thanks. It's stupid but this is the only way I can get it off my chest and having a few people reply helps. Bills are first, food and all that and fun stuff last - might be a waste but I at least try to follow the rules and common sense.

>>5919545
Pretty much how I feel, but I was hobby shamed a few times too often. I figure these will last long enough for my Nieces and Nephews, or my own kids if I ever have the chance. Beats smoking, drinking and gambling.

>>5919590

I know the feeling man. Just make sure you budget properly is the biggest thing. Bills, food, always come first.

>>5915808
1. Use the money to fix your issues
2. Find a job you'll keep
3. Enjoy a remorseless/shameless life of toy collecting

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>>5919545
>The real brunt of the money is going to the Jews, anyway.

>>5897993
I usually buy all my toys based on the possible resale value

>>5910410
What part and why

I got a second-hand figure in pretty great condition, minus a spec of missing paint on his left shoulder. Since he has a black shirt it stands out a lot even though it was a pretty small defect.

I thought about getting the proper paint and going over it; but I felt like too much of a jew to spend more money on this figure than I already have.

So I grabbed a permanent black marker, tested it on some paper to see how small I could make a dot, let it dry and compare it to his shirt color, and barely tapped it on the white spot.

It worked nearly perfectly. The only way I can even tell there's a different coloration is if I look at it under intense light from above.

>>5919833

You monster!

I buy cheap Transformers figures, NERF guns and other used toys from the local flea market, get them cleaned up and display them along with my store bought toys. All my G1 figures are from the flea market but when my friends comment that my collection looks like it cost a lot of money I never correct them. Sometimes I get grab bags full of old toys for cheap, sort them out to keep the "good" ones and then sell them on FB groups as "themed" packs, e.g. super heroes, Playmobils, dinosaurs etc.. Whenever anyone asks I just say they're my kid's old unwanted toys.

I jerked off to dollfie miku once.

>>5919901
got any pics of good/unique old toys? wish there was a place to this where I live

I look at the underpants of everything or I check for underpants on everything. I am a girl and I have no idea why I am so interested in finding this out, I have been as long as I can remember and its mainly usa figures/dolls that dont always have them since japan always makes it a point to put them on everything.

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>>5919956

If by good/unique you mean vintage then no, I don't collect them due to increased prices and limited play value. Although I have seen several 60's/70's zinc alloy windup toys and toy cars at reasonable prices.

I mostly buy what catches my eye, I got pic related yesterday for 2 Euros just because I thought he looked cool, didn't know he's motorised as well, and slightly collectible too. Most of the 80's/90's action figures are found at sellers speciallizing it that sort of thing but they charge a premium for them (e.g. a loose G1 Rodimus would set me back 20 Euros) but the thrill is at going through piles of mixed toys, looking for that cool 80's/90's figure that the gypsy seller will let you have for 50 cents to 1 Euro per piece. I haven't found anything worth hundreds yet but I have found lots of cool figures that will never be seen outside a specialty shop.

It's just that these flea market outings are not something I'd admit to family and friends... I'm in my late 30s so it would be looked down upon.

>>5919968

That doesn't seem too bad. Do you like underpants in general or do you just look for that added detail in your toys? I theorize that you think it's normal for a toy to have them, since we all wear them too, is that it?

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>>5915442
I payed big money to get a Hero Quest game almost complete. Payed some more big money to get the missing figures. Then it took me for like half a year to get 2 firends over to play it. Then they thought it was shitty and I couldn't play it with anyone ever since. TFW they're my only 2 friends. TFW one of them is my ex.

Uhhh.. let's see.

>lived out in the country as a kid
>used to make digsites to play in
>had so many digsites at the time that I ended up losing my favorite figure by burying it
>years later
>Aw shit, I'll look it up on eBay since I loved it so much
>too expensive for muh nostalgia
gdi, somewhere in my parents' 10 acre back yard is this toy

>>5915808
As long as you don't do ChrisChan shit (beg for bill money after you blow your autismbux on lego and transformers) I'm alright. It sounds like you've got it pretty well figured out, though.

>>5920014
I've wondered if there really were gender-reversed versions of guys obsessed with girls' panties. Find something new everyday...

>>5920064
I would totally play Hero Quest with you, if we could find people to play my copy of Talisman with after we finish. Same boat, different game.

I bought some POPs yesterday. Hastings had them 3 for 1 and where else am I going to find a Penelope Pitstop.

Renting out a room for a week so I could buy toys and then having her removed under the accusation of trespassing the week after.

>>5923611
Wat

>>5920255
Getting someone to sit through an actual entire game of Talisman is difficult in general. Even when I played it with my serious gaming friends, we always end up stopping as soon as someone dies and loses all their stuff.

>>5923913
Talisman is kind of a let down.

The majority of talisman games have one or two players step up as the obvious eventual winners after about 25% of the game is finished, and everyone else then just gets to go through the motions until it's over.

I don't blame people for wanting to drop it, ever really.

>>5923913
>>5923917
Well, I feel less bad about shafting the former owner of a LGS in an auction over it. Managed to snag it for half price, if never ever played because nofriends.

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>>5923770
In short messed up someone's life for a cheap Miles Morales figure. The one with 5POA

I got a full refund for an amazon order that didn't show up within 48 hours of the package tracker saying it was delivered only to have the package actually show up right after I got the refund.