Why does the Marvel Legends venom look so lewd?

>>5891695
Since it's Hasbro it's literally ass, so there you go.

>>5891699
(you)

>>5891695
Go fuck yourself

>>5891705
>walmart toy collector

>>5891717
>online toy shopping special snowflake

>>5891705
>>5891717
>>5891722

What the fuck just happened?

>>5891722
>my mom won't let me use her credit card to buy online toys!
Start working on those Good Boy Points, guy.

>>5891727
Toy collecting is serious business, anon. If you don't buy your plastic from Ami Ami or Sideshow you're not a true collector.

>>5891729

He just cashed them all in on an extra helping of Chicken tendies, and bonus half-hour of video games.

>>5891737
>>5891717

>walmart toy collector
>buying from amiami or sideshow

Why the fuck does it matter where someone buys their figures? They're literally made out of the same fucking material 80% of the time with a different sculpt.

Fuck boys.

>>5891717
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>>5891727
Gods I hate crackheads.

>>5891758
That was sorta my point. They're all just fucking toys that serve ultimately no beneficiary purpose in life aside from playing with or sitting on a shelf. Who gives a fuck who makes them or where you buy them.

Yeah, Hasbro isn't exactly high end, and the majority of MLs are pretty crappy, but they still manage to come out with a gem every now and then, especially when its a brand new mold as opposed to reusing the same mold 20 times. Cheap doesn't always = bad and expensive doesn't always = good. Just look at 3A, they make obscure as hell shit that nobody really wants but just look cool. They're essentially the high end art of toy collecting, where you'd have to be stupid rich and have no financial stressers whatsoever to permit you to spend hundreds of dollars willy nilly on overpriced rock em sock em robots, as opposed to a brand name you actually grew up with and give a shit about.

>>5891790
>the majority of MLs are pretty crappy

I'm sorry your life has no purpose and you have to justify it by being wrong all the time, anon.

>>5891790
Have you tried not being poor?

>>5891799
>he thinks Legends are worth buying
Wew laddy, maybe you should try buying stuff not meant for 10 year olds.

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>>5891799
Don't be a fanboy.
I own quite a few ML figures and I have no idea how anyone can really defend most of them.
Even my favorite ones have paint or balance issues.
They are just the only option we have for a lot of characters.

>>5891799
really, anon

>>5891765
Are you calling us Gods and telling us your confessions?

>>5891899
Don't start something unless you wanna finish it.

>>5891839

Maybe you should suffocate yourself. Just a thought.

>>5891830
Maybe Hot toys or Bandai should try making actual comic versions of chaarcters

>>5891921
>buys kids toys and can only afford bargain bin walmart trash
>tells others that they should die
Stop projecting, anon. We all know how badly you want to end it due to poorfaggotry

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>>5891695

Trolling and bullshit aside, it's based on the McFarlane artwork - which is far goofier than a lot of people probably remember

>>5891951
Oh hello resident /toy/ elitist! I didn't see you there.

>I paid $300 for a TOY

Actual rich people think you're a low-spending jackass who buys crap meant for kids. Call me when you're buying a million dollar home.

>>5891839
>he actually cares what other people do with their money
Oh boy. What a sad existence.

>>5891799
>being this delusional

>>5891958
>I didn't see you there
That lack of visual acuity explains how you can buy Legends and not realize how shit they are.

>>5891967

This post explains what a piece of shit you are.

>>5891966
>>5891967
Found the unhappy faggots. Your parents must have beat you senseless if you ended up this pathetic.

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You buy $50 action figures and believe you're rich? How adorable. I buy expensive luxury cars like you buy Hot Pockets. I spend more a week than you've spent on your baby toys in 10 years.

What the hell is even this thread? Is it just a cesspool of moronic posting?

>>5891996
You are on a toy board on 4chan. Do you really need to ask?

>>5891984
>durr I'll point out the people that disagree with me in my post...
>AND CALL THEM FAGGOTS!
>surely this makes me win a conversation, rather than providing an actual rebuttal

>>5891967
I don't think you have actually had a shitty toy. Mls aren't great, but if you think they are shit, I have some titan heros for you to handle.

>>5892011

What rebuttal? That you're so insecure with your purchases that you have to pretend that the more you spend the better you get? That you're really so unhappy you have to waste more money to make up for your failures in life?

In the end we're all adults buying toys, arguing over which toys are better. This is 6 year old mentality.

>>5891984
If having my parents kick my ass is what made me not want to buy Hasbroshit then im glad they did.

>>5892028
First day on 4chan?

>>5892067

I think you should've been aborted instead.

>>5892099
Me too. Then I wouldnt have to talk to people like you.

>>5892028
Yeah but my toys are still better

>>5892141

Better put yourself down then.

>>5892154
no they fucking aren't, fag.

>>5891695

Sincerely the best picture of ML venom I have seen.

>>5892166
>>5892154
Just a reminder if you buy Hasbro toys then you shouldnt be making statements like this

>>5891695
>This symbiote suit feels like i'm wearing nothing at all

>Nothing at all

>Nothing at all

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>>>5891873 I have no idea how anyone can really defend most of them.
>Even my favorite ones have paint or balance issues.
I don't think anyone defends the shoddy paint or stating how stands are useful, most people like them because they give us a lot of characters and usually they're better looking than more expensive options.

Despite higher quality control, figures like pic has a horrible playdoh sculpt and poor choice in colors

>>5892205
I don't think there's actually anyone here that enthusiastically likes the earlier marvel figuarts.

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Back on topic people. That topic being sexy symbiote action.

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>>5892214
>I don't think there's actually anyone here that enthusiastically likes the earlier marvel figuarts.
Just like a year from now, no one is going to enthusiastically like the current ones?
That shit has been going on for years now.

It's always funny how defensive the fanatics are and how quickly they'll be forgotten because they're only flavors of the month.

>>5892237
Nooooooo. The early figuarts were not that great. They are about as flavor as the month as the movies they are from. And i was not aware 8 years made a month.

>>5892237
The current Civil War ones are actually pretty alright, and the unsuited Tony Stark and Iron Man mk3 looks pretty promising as well. It's just mostly the Avenger movies based ones that were pretty bad.

You don't have to take toys so serious, anon.

>>5892242
>You don't have to take toys so serious, anon.
I know, right?

yet some people get absolutely buttmad at people pointing out how bad something looks.

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>ITT a shitposter ran rampant

>>5892271

Well when you're wrong and just spreading bullshit, then you need to be put down.

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>>5892292
oh look, a toys are serious business fanatic has arrived ready to defend the holy impeccable line

>>5891954
I wonder if McFarlane is butthurt that Erik Larsen's version of Venom (which popularized the giant tongue dripping saliva) is considered the iconic version of the character, even though Venom was the character that launched Todd's career in terms of characters he helped design that people associated with him and made him famous?

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>>5892433
Todd's a really cool guy and i don't think he'd be butthurt about that, though I don't think Larsen's version was liked much in the 90s.
At least, most writers and authors thought Larsen overdid it, but it's not what the kiddies back in the day though. Edgy stuff just to be edgy.

>>5891996
I don't know but this is autism incarnate.

>>5892176
>stupid sexy Venom

>>5892446
I always liked Mcfarlane's style much more, made him look both like Spider-Man's opposite but also his own thing at the same time. Though in all fairness while McFarlane's style was great for the books Larson's style really laid the base for some amazingly nineties action figures.

>>5891986
dat bait doh

>>5892219
God this makes it so obvious how shit Hasbro is. A brand new 2016 figure and it's completely outclassed by one from 2012. I can't even understand how poorfags defend Hasbro considering how the obviously superior Select is like just $5 more.

>inb4 BUT DUH CUT WAIST LOGO

>>5891695

Because for some reason they sculpted that mold like a bodybuilder when Brock is just huge.

It's hulk syndrome all over again.

>>5891799

They're designed fine, it's just Hasbro finds a way to drop the ball almost always, i.e. rubber fucking everything.

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>>5892446
>>5892575

Sam Keith's Venom hits all the right marks for me. Most artists just treat him like he's a giant cartoon.

>>5892700
keep defending a retarded painting decision.

>>5892757
Keep whining about something that doesn't matter.

>>5891695
All ML are nude with body paint.

>>5891727
domestic dispute

>>5892852
It matters if you care about how toys look

>>5891695
Honestly what do they expect when the back is fixed into a seductive arch like that? Venny was made to want it.

>>5892852
keep defending retardation

>duh most every Venom figure stops the emblem above the waist, but we're DIAMOND, we are above them, FUCK IT UP

It's like you want the emblem cut up when the waist turns.

>>5893860

I wish you'd kill yourself so we wouldn't have to hear this stupid complaint ever again.

im gonna buy a legends venom next time i see it because i dont want to spend too much but they look okay

>>5893826
A funny statement coming from someone who would defend a fucking Marvel Legends figure without an iota of irony.

>>5891695
He's being worn by deadpool