Post your favorite Bad Guy Wheels
>>5876917
Evil Batmobile Army
>>5876931
What are these evil batmenbiles you speak of?
>>5876917
>>5876968
yes. this is best.
>>5876968
I had the chance to buy one but passed it up since I wasn't impressed with its gimmicks, but now that I know that it comes complete with carphone...
wheels are shit
>>5876917
That Violator truck wtf were they thinking man
Cobra BUGG is a big pile o' fun!
>>5876917
What is the purple MOLE from?
>>5877591
Stay Delusional....
>>5882529
I can't imagine how this got OK'ed by Cobra Commander...
>Sssso what's thisss thing called?
>A Buzz Boar, Commander.
>What doesss it do?
>It can climb up walls & ceilings with it's giant circular saw blade. It also shreds anything in it's path.
>How doesss the driver know where he'sss going?
>He leans to the right to look out the side.
>But how can he sssee anything to hisss left?
>He doesn't have to. There's an automated cannon on the left side that shoots anything moving to its' left.
>But wouldn't that cannon be prone to ssshooting our own men to the left of it?
>That's why in the spec docs we recommend deploying the Buzz Boar only in solo operations.
>And couldn't the Joes ssstop it by ssstepping to the left and shooting at the exposed driver?
>We're working on that flaw, Commander. So far, we're trying to remove the driver completely and place another automated cannon on the right.
>... Meh, whatever. At leassst it's better than that ssstupid pogo machine you idiotsss invented a few monthsss back.
most of the vehicles from the line looked sick as fuck.
shame the show was wank.
>>5876951
>the grill isn't painted to look like a grinning mouth
They had
one job
>>5876917
Ok what is that green vw van from?
>>5882570
>>5882581
One of the Jokermobiles.
Not really wheels per-say, but still a mode of transportation.
>>5882596
Mego made alot of recolors of that VW style van for their WGSH line, including a Batman one.
But my favorite is the Hulk Van, for when Hulk wants to get away from it all. Drive out into the countryside, do a little camping & fishing, etc.
>>5882568
To be fair it's a hard narrative to work out
>>5882560
>But wouldn't that cannon be prone to ssshooting our own men to the left of it?
>That's why in the spec docs we recommend deploying the Buzz Boar only in solo operations.
Cobra Troopers can't shit jack shit anyway.
>>5882666
>per-say
Per se, you illiterate cuntslop.
>>5882529
this nigga look like he about to do some yard work
>>5882560
>Meh, whatever. At leassst it's better than that ssstupid pogo machine you idiotsss invented a few monthsss back
Okay, I wanna see images of this NOW!
>>5886136
I'll make your dreams come true, anon.
>>5883908
Illiteracy aside, he's got pretty good taste.
>>5882666
This needs a legacy release yesterday.
>>5886228
The original is still a pretty decent figure.
>>5883908
That doesn't make anon any more illiterate than you are for thinking a misspelling is a sign of illiteracy.
Fucking attack pack.
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/Jp/ap/
>>5886156
>Ballistic Battle Ball
Damn, i need to write a metal song with that in the lyrics.
This fucker right here.
probably the technodrome scout vehicle
i didnt have the big actual technodrome playset so this was my substitute. i was so in love with it either way, the colors, all the details & weapons, it was a lot of fun. the doors inside were covered with terrified turtle sticker laden panels too.
>>5882750
I shudder to think of the insurance premium on that thing.
>>5876951
>not the superior Jokermobile
>>5876924
I fucking love love love LOVE the Pursuit of Cobra update of this thing. The only thing it fails at is being a troop carrier, but other than that, it's a sleek death machine that is a perfect update. The Crimson colors in particular are fucking perfect.
The design for the Retaliation one was good, but the toy itself didn't live up to it. Just felt like a budget knockoff of this bad boy.
>>5890324
oh huh, never realized that the toy doesn't actually look anything like the movie version. shame, that one was pretty rad, raising turret aside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwvFMGFhC64
>>5886156
Oh snap. I remember getting that for a secret Santa gift one year. I had everything cool in the line at the time (thanks to my older brother giving me his collection )and had avoided the Pogo for obvious reasons. I was so confused about how to act when I opened it. I'm pretty sure I never played with it at all.
>>5890314
Mouth missile < face missile
>see this thread
>no Xanatos Roadster
im still proud of having this grail in my collection
>>5890324
>>5891129
>>5890331
The toy is a hundred times better.
I'd love to see some of the concept or video game HISSes made.
If its has wheels it counts right?
>>5891206
And if not I'm going with one without wheels at all!
Also that box art~<3
>>5890269
>You laugh, but General Grievous thought it was a terrific idea, too.
...I'll keep on laughing, then.
It's crime fighting time. C.O.P.S had some great vehicles.
Gun fires with supplied caps. What is this, the 1960's?
Cobra Rage was by far my favorite.
>>5892338
Can you imagine how much if a headache that be flying? Constant bight flash of light every other second and completely blindside vision where you need to pilots to control
Hell how dose that work?
>>5892405
You likely activate his trap card and will get into a hellish debate about law enforcement and abuse of power.
>>5886156
There were so many Joe vehicles that came with figures I was disappointed whenever I saw a vehicle without one,
>>5889667
>>5890657
aint shit compared to dr.x's chopper
>>5893709
>>5893717
even action man got himself one
(probably the same one just "relinquished" from dr.x)
I was broke when this was around
The guys at Imaginext must be awesome people to sell this to babies
>>5885806
You think that's what they meant when they asked the designers for a shark tank?
>>5893819
>>5893863
sharks are cool shit to kids
like this sunbitch
(Idk if its a villain vehicle per se, but it looks it)
>>5893945
i think this is an innovation for toys. i dont think there's ever been a plane with actual shark jaws, not counting attack pack.
>>5893945
>>5895727
one of its play features, theres a trigger behind the cockpit to chomp the jaws
(plus fold out hook to carry shit)
>>5895727
have you forgotten?? Jeez /toy/ c'mon you're better than that
>>5896328
>>5896337
>Not an enemy vehicle.
>Baka
Let's fix your mistake. Sgt. Savage killed the RAH Joe franchise, but at least it had sweet Joe Kubert box art.
>>5890331
I got that one for $15 shipped. Mediocre compared to the POC version, shampoo bottle plastic, and a front end gun that will not stay on. Due to using the POC decals, most of them don't really have anywhere to go and the instructions just don't care. The driver is 5 POA. $15 is about the upper limit I'd want to pay for this thing. It really does feel like "toy for children" even compared to the 83 original.
I wish I could find the black POC tank but the only difference n the box between it and that stupid brown one are the date stamp, which most sellers do not check, and opened copies sellers want a fortune for.
>>5897956
That is bizarre, impractical, unnecessary, and completely awesome
>>5891209
i had this like 10 years ago, I only ever put the Rat King on it (Turtles in Time)
>>5897956
fucking sweet
M.A.S.K BUZZARD
F1 car splits into two Tron style cycles and a jet!
>>5890657
Good lord that was one of my first toys that i can remember.
>>5885103
>Police car
>Two door
Transformers has done this since Generation 1, and it has always bothered me.
>>5900723
Git gud