If you could put any toy in the cupboard and have it come to

>>5866473
A fleshlight.

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>>5866491
What kind of fleshlight?

>>5866495
Probably that stupid blue one they made after the blue Zoe Saldana in Avatar. Go big or go home.

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>>5866473
A dragon dildo

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>>5866473
My Dr. Doom and maybe later my Dr. Octopus, together we will conquer the world! I don't even mind being 2nd or 3rd in the command chain.

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Not a toy, but a worthwhile thing to try.

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>>5866473
Something like the MH create a monster kits but completely disassembled just to see what happens

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>>5866473
I want a petimus maximus with attitude

>>5866557
Would it be able to transform you though? Also say goodbye to the sun and enjoy thirst for human blood.

If you're ugly as fuck good luck with that too.

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>>5866573
>pet with attitude
Fuck, I think I want to change my answer.

>put in a shinki

What now?

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I gotta know

>>5867402
>WHY AM I ALIVE?

It could be a Flubber situation.

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>>5867402
>>5867402

>>5866557
Turns it into a living mask that insults you on a daily basis, the cupboard gives things life, not turns a fake thing real

>>5866473
It's not the cupboard, dipshit it's the key that does it.

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>>5867965
Or a Toys In The Attic situation.

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Stitches want to play

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This. so I can have sex with her

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>>5866473

>>5875218
It's like you want forehead impalement.

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He's one of the few Riders that can canonically speak perfect English, so talking to him wouldn't be a problem.

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Just to see what would happen

I always liked the lore of the books/movie. Apparently, the toys aren't just toys who come to life. They live in their own little pocket dimension.

>>5874706
It made Vader's lightsaber real, at least in the movie.

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>>5866473
Probably this mini set of MWC dolls.
I'd have it all. The family I always wanted to spend time with. Plus a hot Kelly to play with.

>>5875403
You could deal with Al being a depressing sack of shit?

Remember it's the key that's magical, not the cupboard.

So you could legit make anything real if you had something big enough to contain it.

Also if you put someone inside with a thing and turn the key, it becomes that thing where it came from with full consciousness and sight.

In the second book the best friend character crawled into a big chest with a toy teepee. He became the teepee with 360 degree line of sight in the indian's home village.

>>5867393
>What now?
Abuse

my s.h figuarts battle droid! anything else would try to harm me or cause trouble while as the battle droid would be docile and ready to accept commands or protect me.. i think

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i want him to teach me patience and how to be a better person

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She'd help me with time management.

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>>5879318
>wake up to this

if you put a Toy Story toy in it you'd never know if it worked

>>5879603
>implying gummy isn't already alive

>>5879603
What the fuck is that thing even meant to be?

>>5879652
It's Gummy

>>5879650
I can't wait for him to awake once more.

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they seem chill

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Just hope they don't blow up my fucking house

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This combo and live happily ever after in the zombie apocalipse i will unleash on the world

>>5880250
They'd just play Halo all day when you weren't around.

Bad Dragon Sugar Star

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>>5866473
Muh princess Homu.

>>5866536
>Assuming Doom wouldn't just over throw you and use the cupboard to create his own army to rule the world

>>5866473
probably my queens blade figures for lewd and then some pokemon for pets.

>>5879655
Ya know, i hear some anons have dreams where gummy speaks to them. Other have "rituals" deep in the woods, supposedly they sacrifice figma waifus of the months..
But that's just rumors

>>5875205
why not just have sex with a real bear

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pet hamster

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>>5866495
>Didn't care much about the film's moral or characters
>HOLY FUCK DARTH VADER FIGHTING THE T-REX AND ROBOCOP WAS THERE TOO!
>Skeleton Warriors figures
>Just wanted a magic cupboard to bring my toys to life

>>5879603
I imagine gummy just making gurgling sounds and screaming if he had sentience

>>5881891
Like the scene at the end of The Fly When he's all fucked up and wants Gina Davis to shoot him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-8L1iZq20

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>>5875404
Al Bundy is my personal hero, and I would follow the man to hell and back.

Toy lightsaber. If it can make Vader's lightsaber functional in mini size there is no reason a full scale one wouldn't work.

>>5866473
My Decadriver and Omnitrix.

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>>5881243
You huge faggot

>>5881748

if that were possible I would have already

>>5867393
my loneliness ends

>>5875374
He'd be insufferable.

>>5880250
Does anyone know where I can find the Arbiter figure?

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I want Despair boobies

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I know what is best for everyone.

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I was a real fwooshfwoosh

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This has always been a fantasy of mine...

Would putting the transformation masks in from the MM nendo work? I can't see any reason why Majora's Mask wouldn't work at the very least.
Like it tries to make things as close to proper size as it can based on the size of the thing you use the key on, right?

Any way you could just put in a picture and stop being alone all the time...

>>5883594
Only works on toys

>>5883594
I think you'd end up with one of the magical photographs from the Harry Potter universe that have the pictures people perpetually in the mood they were photographed in. So, get a pic of a girl happy or in the throws of passion and she'll always be happy to see you (or perpetually orgasming at the sight of you).

The migi accessory from sas shinichi, so I can have it bond with my hand.

Either that or a superman.

Nendoroid Renge would be a great deskmate.

I'd probably also try some nerf guns, to see what happens.

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my waifu

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Would they have to follow their movie's rules and pretend to be regular toys even if I gave them life with the magic of the key and cupboard? And if so, how would I know that it worked?

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Walmart Spino-Dilophosaurus and a Stegasaur.

>>5886223
Wouldn't they be there original personalities/memories from the in-movie source material? Like how in the first movie Buzz actually thought he was the real Buzz Lightyear, and Woody and Jessie would be the characters from "Woody's Round-Up"?

>be dbzfag
>put shf goku in there
>all he does is clear out my kitchen
>hmm... who else?
>put in broly in for shits n giggles
>kill kakarot.exe
>mfw my house is now gone along with the rest of the neighborhood
>praise dragon ball

>>5881592
That's why i don't mind being second or third in command, for all i know as soon as he becomes alive i'm going to help him, not the other way around.

>>5886953
that's it, throw an identity-less action figure directly into an existential crisis

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>>5866473