Who's your favorite reviewer and why?

Optibotimus because when he shits it sounds like
"FFFFLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP"

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>mfw an adult rates a toy's "playability"

Pauls too the wall, baby.

Optibotimus, hands down. He presents the toys, shows off what they do and gives the figure a proper review.

>>5840473
Holy mother of god, who is that?

>>5840476
obviously paul

Optibotimus is the best. Sorry, we didn't wanna tell you but there it is. Okay?

>>5840478
For real tho, I need something to jerk off to rn

Optibotimus because he treats me like a real woman when he fucks me deep in my ass with his huge monster cock

>>5840483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggMbrgsoFl4

Whats the similarity between Optibotimus's partner and his cat??

Both don't like being fucked in their sleep.

I wish Optibotimus would fuck me.

Which Optibotimus cat is your favorite? Mine is Love-Glove, hands down.

im so jealous of his bathroom mirror ;-;

My favorite cat is HEAD-MASTER

Does anyone have raws of the original Optibotimus series? I tried searching around youtube but I could only find the Korean translated stuff. :/

Which Optibotimus is your favorite? Mine's Optibotimus.

I wish someone would love me as much as Optibotimus loves coke, or his cat.

>>5840498
Eh, kinda overrated. Mine is Optibotimus.

>>5840500
I agree

That's all fine and good, but have you heard of our lord and savior, Optibotimus??

i sold my 3rd party paul on ebay for 1 dollar and it's the richest i've ever been thanks optibotimus #teambotimus

>>5840473
Sandwich my face between those thighs

Optibotimus was a mistake

No love for Thew or Vangelus?

>>5840512
plebeian trash

My love for Paul is unwavering

>>5840514
Well taste is subjective I suppose

So which figure do you feel Paul broke on cam the best?

>>5840519
his wife's

>>5840470
Vange1us, the mad man. He managed to make a review of a fucking mango interesting.

Optibotimus is the best

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>36 posts
>9 posters
>This much shitposting

>>5840683
at least the gif is worth getting it before mods delete it, along with the thread

>>5840483
According to google image search it's Ashe Maree

>>5840498
>>5840500
>Not picking based season 3 Optibotimus

>Paul
This is literally the only thing I can picture when I hear that name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk12p1YDKmc

I can't handle this much Optimusbot talk just like I can't handle seeing his wife in bursts longer than two seconds.

>>5843633
Haven't watched his videos in a long time, the hell does his wife look like?

>>5840475
Stfu optibotimus

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>>5843712

My legitimate favorites are Type V3 and Glenn Webb, and by that I mean they're the only ones I watch. V3 gives really concise yet thoughtful reviews, and Glenn is thorough and sometimes funny. They only very rarely do or say something cringeworthy.

I also enjoyed reviews from this one guy names Hey Spanky! because often he wouldn't figure out what an accessory is for or how to articulate a certain figure, and would use it wrongly or get pissed at it. I found those funny but IIRC he hasn't done a review for like a year.

I've watched the most common ones /toy/ recommends like Thew, Vangelus, and Optibotimus but I don't like Transformers so none of them interest me.

>>5843897
Webb's inability to speak NORMALLY makes it hard for ME to watch his VIDEOS if you know what I MEAN.

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it's absolutely criminal nobody has posted master swivel
https://youtu.be/iUSSWtCoYe0

https://youtu.be/5IyGr2UHVls

https://youtu.be/sILV8kvdPz4

>>5844529
Bless uncle jobby

>>5844529
he really swivels my swivels

>>5840470
I like fwoosh, though i dont want too many toy reviews

Mecha Gaikotsu (sp) is the best, no contest.