These two heard you have a valuable collection and are about

hobby knife

>>5818362

MP-01 Optimus Prime.

It's diecast right, that should fucking hurt.

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>>5818362
This thing. It's probably the chunkiest toy I own, plus it doesn't mean much to me any way. If you close the legs and wings, you get a 14-15 inch blunt object.

>>5818365
Cheater. Smart, but a cheater.

>>5818362
>You can grab one toy to use as a weapon. What do you arm yourself with?

Brass knuckles made of lego pieces. Those guys are in for a world of pain.

>>5818362
G1 Fort Max.
No survivors.

>>5818400
If you have time to superglue them then yes, pain awaits them.

>>5818362
NECA knifehead

>>5818362
MP-01. BAM!

>>5818362
Toy? I have a gun. A real gun. And two display swords. Why would i go for a toy over one of those?

>>5818412
...because it's a Home Alone reference...

Tie a Detolf to a rope and swing it down as they try to come up the stairs.

>>5818371
>>5818411
It's also wobbly and the legs don't hold well. You'll probably only have one hit.

>>5818412
>And two display swords
Never try to attack someone with these, you'll hurt yourself.

id throw my doll house at them

>>5818419
This. You can find videos of peiple grabbing them from stores and attacking the shopkeeper. They survived and the attacker did not.

>>5818419
>>5818451
My point being, there is little reason for me to go for a toy.

>>5818415
Other than the picture, in what way? In Home Alone, it wasn't about him using a toy to defend himself, it was him setting up traps and outsmarting the burglars to keep him out.

>>5818412
>being this autistic with a fun thread
>>5818459
>My point being, there is little reason for me to go for a toy.

>being even more autistic

boy I bet people love being around you.

>>5818362
Can't I just use one of those battery powered extending light saber toys?

I hold the blade and hit them with the heavy handle end.

>>5818464
This. It's like someone asking what 5 items would you take to survive on an island, and some guy saying he'd take a boat to get off it.

Does the neca trophy wall count? Thing could smash a head real good.

>>5818362
either of the boomco halo pistols i've got, they are fairly solid and would definitely hurt if you got whipped with them plus you could ignore the safety directions and aim for their eyes with the darts

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>Grab the Dragonslayer from my Guts Figma
>Shiv them in the kidneys

Dual wield Saba and Dragon Dagger.

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This thing has actually fallen and bruised people's feet so I say it's pass the test of being a good club

Either a 20 inch scout trooper or a giant X wing I have.

Cybertron Primus in planet mode. Preferably if I could find some way to use it like a ball and chain.

Mp Sideswipe. Leave him on the stairs. Burglar slips on it and falls down stairs.

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DUAL WIELD!

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>>5818362

Honestly? I feel sorry for those guys, and have some toys to spare. I'd make sure the floor was clear of anything they could slip on and help them out.

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This big bad boy. The lighting will also provide some cool effects as I bash their brains in

>>5818620
Fuck Fred Rogers. He's a fake Christian who loved fags and niggers. Jin is a true Christian.

>>5818629
Is this shitposting? /toy/ is such a toxic board, it's genuinely hard to tell.

I met Mr. Rogers once and he was cool as hell. My uncle worked with him and had nothing but nice things to say about the guy. I'm black...so I guess you don't like him because he spoke to me or something?

Anyway, I once had MP-01 prime fall on my toe and actually sprain it...so I guess it could do some damage.

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>>5818459

>>5818638
fuck off newfag

>>5818412
>>5818459
found the guy with aspergers

>>5818638
>toxic
Does anybody that isn't a tumblrina retard actually use this word anymore?

>>5818638
>black guy on 4chan bothering to acknowledge the term nigger

how new are you buddy

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>>5818661
Yes, lurk moar. People call /toy/ toxic quite a bit.

>>5818663
>how new are you buddy
Not very. Been browsing 4chan for 6-7 years now. It doesn't really bother me, but it is distracting when it's used in an offensive manner. And whenever people try to defend it, they resort to the old "This is 4chan, get used to it nigger fag" argument. Like just because this is 4chan, it's okay to be racist.

Sorry, it's probably more distracting than it should be right now with all the racial turmoil going on in America. Like I said, it doesn't really trigger me, but it does shed some like into how you guys really feel since anonymity breeds honesty.

>>5818681
This is 4chan, get used to it nigger fag

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>>5818685
I suppose I walked right into that one...

>>5818362
SoC GaoGaiGar would do some good damage.

>>5818681
Don't you have bikes to steal or something?

>>5818711
don't you have little boys to molest or something?

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>>5818726
If only.

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I suppose the monster from Evolve would do just fine

one of my 18 inch figures unless I can use a polystone statueshit

>>5818459
>>5818412
The fuck is your problem?

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>>5818615
Superior toy version of Marv.

I have a Keyblade that's pretty damn close to 1/1 scale made out of steel and shit. If that's disallowed I'm going with my SRC Mazinkaiser.

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>>5818362
I keep a toy handy for just such an occasion.

>>5818362

dragon dildo

>>5818597
what is this

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>>5818362
ill knock them the fuck out

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>>5819192
DC collectables Arkham City Clay Face

>>5819196
I always hated how they gave him the the ice crystals, other than that he would be the perfect clayface

>>5819201
That's what dissuaded me from getting the figure myself, a shame.

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This

Kenner Thrasher T-Rex in one hand, Lord of the Rings warg in the other. Lotsa thick plastic and pointy ends for good damage.

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12 inches of statueshit hatred, I'll be fine.

Tear apart all Lego sets and then cover every inch of flooring with them + silicone oil so their shoes will slip, causing them to fall on the bricks.

Luckily I live in a state with Castle Doctrine.

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>>5818624
>not using the superior Cherno Alpha

>>5818615
Came to post this for meta-ness.

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I would use one of my high-quality 3A art-toys.
The Wet Bandits would be blinded by luxury and overcome with sheer artistic talent. Not accustomed to the 3A lifestyle, their simplistic, borderline imbecilic minds would likely shut-down instantly upon glimpsing even a fraction of my collection. Thank you, blessed Ashley.

My marbles, of course.

>>5818362
a motherfuckin plastic spider

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Sack of Lego.

>>5818681
but it is distracting when it's used in an offensive manner

what do you think, that it's only so prevalent because it's a funny joke? most people are racist and can only freely be so anonymously

>>5819621
Is that Joey Ryan? Fuck that is worse than thumbtacks.

>>5819632
Different anon, I distinguish between blacks and niggers. 'Niggers' (to me) are the lazy, dumb, asshat members of the negroid/negroid-descendant population. 'Blacks' are the civil, intelligent, nice ones. I live in the south and have seen mostly the former but still enough of the latter to distinguish the two.

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Nerf Stampede. Battery drawer in the stock holds six D cells. Should be enough to at least beat them into unconsciousness.

>>5819647
Dudes that have done both say it is way more painful than thumbtacks.

>>5818520
i laughed.

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Best I got is a Gentle Giant Snowtrooper, which would fucking kill with a good knock on the head. (hey anyone wanna trade I'm looking for a Gentle Giant Garindan OR Zuckuss)

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>>5818362
one toy? that's easy. i just sprinkle these in key areas of the house's floors, then tie the empty buckets on a string to throw at them. i also have two buckets worth so ill be good.

>>5819196
Oh, I thought it was a weird brown prototype Doomsday.

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Posing this thing hurts and i was careful.

Could lacerate someone with it if you wanted to.

Totsuka no Tsurugi and the lancer dart right on the neck.

>>5818371
>>5818411
Yeah MP-01 would put someone in a wheelchair it's pretty brutal.

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>>5818362
The two halves of my 1999 darth maul lightsaber. I sawed it in half when I was a child, if you hold the end of the red plastic saber bit the halves work very well as clubs. I love that thing.

>>5819193
Where is this from

>>5820393
toy i had as a kid.
its a hand puppet and it makes noises when you fully open the mouth.
and on the back it has spikes that made me think of batmans claws and i used to put the puppet on backwards and slap my sister with it

>>5818459
Perhaps you shouldn't be playing this game if you don't like the rules.

>>5818362
I pick up my gamecube. Nintendo counts as a toy right?

>>5820773
Sure why not. Are gamecubes valuable though?

>>5820776
Mine has a Gameboy Player and Resident Evil plate so I suppose this one is.
Is a Wii as sturdy?

Marvel select anti-venom. That thing cut me just from pulling it from tbe clamshell. Swinging that thing around is likely to rip someone's face off

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>>5818362
These fuckers.

Alternatively, an 18-inch dildo if it didn't trigger /toy/, those things can fuck you up.

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Old Marvel Legends BAFs have a nice heft to them

>>5820828
>this anon owns lawn darts AND an 18 inch dildo

10/10 would give casual bj while playing lawn darts

>>5819201
>>5819215
I'll be honest the only reason I own him was I found him on clearance for $40 at GameStop and had a $20 off any purchase coupon
He makes a killer ice monster for gaint robots and mechs to fight

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If you have the Jakks Pacific Broly. Just lightly tap your skull with his hair. Try it.

>>5820825
I hope you have a thick glove to wield him with.

Does my evangelion 01 head popcorn bucket thing count as a toy? I guess slamming that in someone face would be good enough.
Otherwise I'd go for my good old Buzz Lightyear, that thing weighs a ton.