Dollar Store Adventures

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Sad Masked Wrestleman and Fat Masked Wifebeater

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Very kawaii shark plush

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THE CLAW

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GROW

This thing was pretty big enough as it was, I fear its power if it were to get to full size.

shark is best

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Assorted gags and yuks. Who even buys those fake teeth?

>>5765593
He was very cute. I should have bought it.

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Absolutely terrifying children.

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Absolutely sad robot.

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Shh, these are the super secret videogame GRAFIX only the most important devs know about

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Your typical bootlego.

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Look at this badass chicken flinger kid. I bet he gets all the chicks.

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Not sure if this is a bootleg but Mr. Skywalker is looking pretty damn sad.

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THEY WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED

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>>5765615
its based off a mondo poster

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Candy socks? Who would buy this?

But anyway, now it's time for the main course. The reason I made this thread.

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In the wrestlemen area, I found two very interesting subjects.

Behold, subject 1: Mentally Challenged Sylvester Stallone.

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Subject 2: FUCKING MADMAN Sylvester Stallone

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RAAAAAAGH

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BAH GAWD KING

BAH GAWD

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>"Brother...why have you done this?"

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>"BECAUSE, DEAR BROTHER, THIS...
>IS..."

>>5765629
>>5765631
somehow the best likeness of Mr. Stallone I've ever seen in toy form.

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>"...BOOTLEGMANIA!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

Thank you for reading my stupid thread.

>>5765629
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>>5765647
Delicious reaction image fuel. Thanks, OP.

Thanks Op, you gave me some laughs.

The on on the left is just....... Creepy

>>5765627
>shittles

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>>5765596
MOOBLES DE POOPEEE

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got these last time I went to a dollar store
regret not getting more cute dinosaurs

>>5765643
Thank you for buying both of these.

>>5765595
>Who even buys those fake teeth?
Nobody who wants to avoid cancer.

>>5765596
I've got a loose theory that there's not a lot of white kid models to photo for the box, so they take what they can get.

>>5765621
https://youtu.be/pkMgs3lFwkQ

>>5765627
I'm a bit disappointed that they're not edible.

>>5765629
ahh Trent Reznor cool

>>5765852
That's a really cute before and after pic.

>>5765591
I would've gotten one and tried it.

I remember having dinosaur ones as a kid and freezing them when they've grown max size.

>>5765581
>dat Robert Z'dar action figure

Well fuck.

>>5765595
>Who even buys those fake teeth?
For the people who shop at Dollar Stores, those are a step up from their real teeth.

>>5765652
10/10

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Bless you OP.

I have a Dollar Tree and a 99 cent store within walking distance. Dollar tree had the wooden doll house furniture and cute plastic build a dinosaur skeletons that glow in the dark.

>>5765599
Look more like a metalic peacock

>>5765591
Now I really wanna see this thing fully grown, the ones I had as a kid where penny-sized when dry and became bottle sized afterwards.

Great thread OP, more anons should go bootleg hunting around these parts. I haven't really seen much weird/funny/interesting toys on my local shops, it's mostly lazy copycats.

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Got these mushrooms for a dollar a piece from a friend coming back from Li Jiang if it counts.

OP, you're my hero

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I worked at a dollar tree until recently and I always took care of the toy aisle. I gotta point out the amazing "picture of a sideburn" stickers on this dudes head.

>>5768576
I think it's supposed to be a bloodied bandage

>>5769598
On each side of his face?

>>5769769
Yeah.

>>5768576
Gotta love how it's already coming apart at the seams before you even open it. That's some top notch QC

>>5765611
I would legit buy this just for the keks.

>>5765615
Pretty sure this isn't a bootleg, and if it was, the manufacturer would get fucked in the ass so hard by Disney with a lawsuit that they would shit through their mouth and eat through their asses.

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>>5765629
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>>5765643

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and >>5765647

>>5765578
bump