New mini funko for Steven universe. Name a better toy. YOU CANT!!!!

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Jackie Chan

>>5625154
Steven>chan

Dumbass

>>5625153

>Lion smiling

but why

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>>5625178
Penis?

>>5625153
Anything by Jazzwares. ANYTHING.

>>5625186
Jazzware is fart eater level

>>5625180
>Lapis smiling

But why?

Will these do well enough to warrant a second series with updated designs and characters from Season 2?

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>>5625398
but what about Steven's penis?

>>5625274

She has smiled before, Lion fucking never smiles

>5625153
Fuck off Peon.

>>5625274
That's not a smile, anon. She's baring her teeth through the constant pain.

>>5625482
>Peon
>cant even reply right

>>5628754
>hasn't kept up with the anti-peon tactics
lurk more newfag

>>5625153
Get lost Greg.

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>>5625153
The only thing that could be better is UT toys!!!

>>5630653
Undertale is overrated shit.

>but it's an homage to Earthbound

well Earthbound was also overrated, and inferior to Chrono Trigger which is why CT outsold it, so fuck you.

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Steven universe is for fucking faggots desu

>>5625186
>Steven
can stand up well, will have knees but no ankle rockers for more posing capabilities

>Garnet
is weighed down by her hair, will likely fall off your shelf very often

>Amethyst
Her hair will be too heavy as well. body can support it better, but will usually fall backwards

>Pearl
most poseable, but suffers from sideways elbows

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Fuck off.

>>5630896
this desu family

>>5630896
>>5631104
This

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>Funko
>Steven Universe
>OP hates Jackie Chan
Is there any way this bait could be more obvious?

>>5631483
to be fair Mystery Minis have always been much, much better vinyls than Pop!

As much as this thread is liquid shit I'd rather even the people I hate be steered clear of Pops

>>5631514
I'll give you that, the mystery minis are decent.

>>5630857
I agree Undermeme is massively overrated. But the reason anything can outsell Earthbound is because it had some of the worst marketing imaginable.

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>>5630896
Kiss my asses

>>5630653
It makes me sad to see how far fangamer have fallen considering I had friends there.

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>>5625153
>Name a better toy. YOU CANT!!!!
A fuckable peridot and anythest doll with removable clothing, orgasm screams by the VAs, and with squishy breasts.

>>5631750
>But the reason anything can outsell Earthbound is because it had some of the worst marketing imaginable

the fact it looked like a last-gen title didn't help, either. It looks like something the Sega Master System could've run. CT gave us multiple characters, multiple endings, popularized New Game + and Square's usual graphical effort. EB had none of that. The Nickelodeon gross-out ad campaign hurt, but not as bad as the game just not being up to par with other games coming out on the same console.