This fucker

>>5565376
You're meant to pose that one in water.
He's carrying his gun so it doesn't get wet.
Go find a muddy puddle for him and report back with a picture.

>>5565387
It was a revelation as a kid when I realized that this guy wasn't just celebrating.

I always pretended he was running at the enemy to stab them with his bayonet.

>>5565376

This guy is clearly the wild card of the army men. Distracts the enemy with his silly displays, while the other men sneak around behind them.

>>5565376
Minesweeper guy was way more useless.

>>5565436
No he was the best one
I pretended he had a metal detector and was a treasure hunter army man

>>5565427
This.

I remember as a kid getting some micro army men that came in a small red suitcase. I still look for it when I walk into dollar stores.

>>5565376
Him and that guy with his arms down and spread made up the bulk of the casualties.

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>>5565436
>never realized the minesweeper can also lay mines and disarm enemy mines

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>>5565436
>Minesweeper guy
>not radio guy

>>5565376
The funny thing is how much hell this guy collectively has gone through in children's hands. Enough for many wars. I know mind ended up totally ruined.

>>5565860
>Not using radio guy to call in air strikes

>>5565860

How else are you going to call for reinforcements or an artillery bombardment?

>>5565376

Looks like he is trying to stab the middle person of a huddled gook basketball team.

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Always loved the top two. I gave my army men to my best friend's adopted brother, though, and it was great seeing him playing with them considering I let the guys sit in a closet for years.

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>>5565873
I didn't need air strikes because I was a man and I had battleships in my bathtub.

Also ninja turtles.

>>5565387
>>5565410
>>5565433
What the fuck are you guys talking about? I always thought he was supposed to be some guy getting ready to stab some one with his bayonet from above.
If he were wading through water why would he have the bayonet while other figures don't and shouldn't he be looking forward
>>5565860
you gotta position a radio guy with every squad otherwise theres no communication between units and reporting to commanders.

>>5565910
>Mortars
Mah Nigga.

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>>5565915
That would be piss poor form for bayonet stabbing.

>>5566051
Sometimes you just gotta banzai man.

>>5566051
Maybe he's from Vietnam and was never really trained properly.

>>5565910
These look like some high quality Tim Mee copies

Quick question:
Why is it that there never seem to be enough Mortar guys in a set of army men?

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>>5566076
Mortars are usually crew-served, most army men sets opt for single-soldier poses. Sometimes they make crew-served weapons with appropriate poses but they tend to be higher end stuff.

>>5566086
And where would one acquire this "higher end stuff?"

>>5566099
Here's one example, there's a few more on that site and there's other sites around that deal in expensive army men.

http://www.toysoldiersdepot.com/store.php/thedustyloft/pd187455/cts_132nd_scale_world_war_ii_german_plastic_soldiers_set

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>>5565860
u dumb.

Radio guy is always best guy.

>>5566122
a site that still uses a webring?
WOW!
totally brings me back to the 1990s when that was so damn awesome!

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/k/ has better toy threads than /toy/
>>>/k/29336859

>>5565915
If you played any of the 3DO Army Men games back in the day, the intro FMV for Army Men 3D has a clip of some dudes trudging through a swamp with their rifles above their head like that.

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>>5566053
>here's your M16
>what? training? weapons familiarization? you've only used the M14 in basic?
>nah, just fire off a mag at that tree-line there, you're good to go
>you don't even need to clean it, it cleans itself, no, for real bro, you don't need a cleaning kit

There was so much dumb bullshit from command in that war.
Thank god they fixed a bunch of it.

>>5565376
Im curious are there any small size mech/ future soldiers out there ? Like a plastic bag full of Zaku 2s =?

>>5565910
>manholdingconstructionpipe.png
>mangrippingdildotolaunchatenemies.jpg
>mansubmissivelygettingintoposition.dik

>>5565911
You still need someone to radio in the coordinates :^)

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Saw this thread twice already.
Still 10/10

>>5566086
Is your floor made of rice crispies?

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>>5565376
He trained in classic Tusken Raider fighting techniques.

>>5566398
http://www.amazon.com/Pack-Battle-Space-Robot-Figures/dp/B000YZF23Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1458687679&sr=8-1&keywords=space+army+men Found these.

Why is it so god damn hard to find decent quality army men?

>>5565376
I always imagined this soldier was surrendering to the enemy or was taken prisoner, either trying to look back at his captor for an opening or not wanting to see the look of disgust on the enemy's face at his act of cowardice.

Or he was the worst pole vaulter.

>>5566051
>Point directed at opponent's throat

War is hell.

>used to chop them up to show war is hell
>ala Army Men

>>5566840
It isn't

http://www.amazon.com/TimMee-PLASTIC-ARMY-MEN-Soldier/dp/B005LDBCC6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1458698516&sr=8-4&keywords=timmee

I remember getting a big ass green airplane that came with a bunch of army men inside
Man, that was a cool purchase.
Thing was sturdy as a prostitute's fake tits let me tell ya

>>5567376
http://www.amazon.com/TimMee-Plastic-Army-C130-Playset/dp/B00C4Y6XU6
?

>>5567407
That's the one, back then it didn't have any of the gun or missile attachments, or the lame stickers.
Great set, remember the tank as well.