I asked my grandma to buy me this for christmas.

ayy

Who calls him the "Medium Green Man"?

>>5278066
he ain't little, if ya know what i mean

It better be ribbed for pleasure for $7.

>>5278015
Its amazing

>>5278066
...does someone own the copyright to "little green men"?

>>5278015
Are you 3 or up?

>>5278015
Damnit, I just paid over $100 for one and now their coming out with a glow dark version.

>>5278015
I have to say, I want this too.

Good taste OP

>>5278015
where can i get one?

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I own that

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>>5283817
Here is a picture of it glowing.

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He likes yoga,it calms his nerves.

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oink

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He loves helping people in need

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"I'm Famous!"

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he is very fond of animals.

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>>5278066
>>5280702
He has a whole backstory.

Also, you can find one on Amazon if you just search "bendable alien".

>>5283838
I`m so jealous

Is there any more figures in the ayy lmao catagory?

>>5283840
That's a good backstory

I need this, OP.

>>5283840
The storyline for that cheap dollar store toy has a better storyline than pretty much any toyline with a story. That's what you call world building.

>>5278059
... lmao

ayy lmao

>>5283840
>since the de-planetization

kek

>>5283838
more photos please

>>5283840
>tfw the Medium Green Man gets consistent pussy and you dont

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HAVE YOU SEEN AN ALIEN PLEASE

PLEASE

HAVE YOU SEEN CHEF

>>5278015
Why?

>>5291009
I read that as alien pussy.
Gibe de aleen pusi b0ss

>>5283840
Holy shit, that's fantastic.

>>5290982
How do you know aliens have vaginas?

ayy

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I AM BACK

>>5296118
spooky

yet alluring

>>5296118
More photos, that guy is amazing

>>5283840
His father really was an example for all manlets to follow

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>>5283840
thats some deviantart level of backstory if I ever saw it

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>>5283840

Please, more of the medium green man