Field Kit Inspection: Not Enough Bug-spray Edition

>>55430645


QUEST

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>>55430645
It's actually a quite simple process of biofuel easily obtained from feral worlds.

>stumbles out of tent, visibly hungover
Shit... are we going places again?
>flak helmet is dripping with pus

QUEST

>>55430645

QUEST

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>>55430645
Okay colonel I'm ready as always

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>>55430653>>55430670
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>>55430645
Oh not the swaaamp! Also present

>>55430724
>>55430684
You two REALLY don't look well... Have you been checked out by the medicae?

>>55430733
present!

>>55430733
>looking quizzically at the colonel
With all due respect, Jeff never looks good.

>>55430733
Well I did lose an arm and got sick, but no one really responded there
Didn't Barrington pass that roll?

>>55430733
Present sir!
May I ask a question sir?

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>Despite everything, still exists.

>Despite lacking three limbs; He seems to have somehow forced several Guardsmen to carry him to the Lineup in a stretcher.

>>55430764
About that Jeff, I was thinking... couldn't we just reattach the arm if we found it? Looks like that's already happened before, I mean.

>>55430806
It depends, do you have three thousand years of surgical experience and in creating crimes against nature,and at least one extra limb?

>>55430825
....... I can neither confirm nor deny that fact

the swamps huh ?
by the tau'va i hope we won't be staying too much

>>55430825
Jeez, I was just asking man

>>55430663
Then I suppose you should lead us to where we have to go.

>>55430803
>Matthias would frown at the sight of Wolfe.
>The poor man shouldn't be down here like this. Let alone on a battlefield.

Good to see you. Wolfe.

>>55430879
hey long time no see Wyvern

>>55430803
How do you function dude bro?

>>55430856
And I just answered, because I'm honestly wondering if anyone here has

>>55430879

>Either in deep denial or completely and utterly unwilling to stop fighting, Wolfe insists to Matthias that he is still able to fight.

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>>55430803
>Illya would be situated by Wolfe. Keeping an eye on his vitals and current condition.

>>55430892
..... Maybe

>>55430879
>>55430856
>>55430887
>>55430806
>>55430825
>>55430750
>>55430684

If I may have your attention for a moment gentlemen. To generate some biofuel for the fleet, at least the quota required for the next jump to another refueling station I'm going to need... a lot of bodies. Plantlife too. Almost any matter can be worked on to help aid the process, from actual fuel to be obtained from plants or certain substances digged underground, servitors helping the flow of fuel go on, obtained from prisonners of war or warring tribesmen who are following the wrong patron *ahem* Heretics *ahem*. Or even minerals like coal among may other things.

>>55430803
As for you soldier, how do you feel about Bionics, young man?

>>55430892
I see. Do you always sound sarcastic?
>he shakes his head, turns back to the lieutenant, does up his vest

>>55430803
Hmmm why don't you sit in a modified wheelchair chap? I mean you could attach a las or even a las-cannon and fight like that
>>55430733
Also I'm healthy as a grox colonel, haha

>>55430916
well, anyone has a big knife ?
i doubt my power hammer can harvest plantlife correctly

>>55430916
So what you are saying is, shoot a lot of shit? I can do that
>unholsters boltgun

>>55430916
>Illya would be surprised by the Tech-priest's offer.

With all do respect, Arch Magos. The man's body has almost completely rejected any attempt at bionic replacement. If we tried again, it'll only harm him!

>>55430907
>Large grotesque with sereval planks that resemble an arm lodged in his stump approaches Illya
Umm good day Ms.Mirabelle, could you do something about my missing arm?
>>55430911
Ehhh...my arm most likely rotted away in that nurglite swamp anyways, shame too it's the last limb I have that was originally mine
>>55430916
Okay, lead the way Deph

>>55430916
Oh course Archmagos! Is there any particular place we should search in?

>>55430948
With all due respect. You haven't tried it with my skills, hospitaller.
>His tone sounds almost caring.
>Almost.

>>55430964
For the time being I should remain here. Making sure our fuel supplies are well administered and don't run dry until we have enough supplies.

I'm not going to lie, the nurgle followers of this planet burn real well when hit by a flamer or a melta weapon. I have a strange feeling we can use them as fuel too.

>>55430982
>>55430964
I believe I can get it done, I do have experience with your particular type of biology

>>55430976
Feral camps of heretics is the most likely place we can find viable sources of fuel as civilizations generally gather around bountiful materials... and somehow the pustules on these heretics appear to be flamable, possibly from the consumption of said materials.

>>55431005
well here we go !
who's following me ?

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>55430982
Okay, I'll pick up some branches and plants for fuel while were waiting
>Roll for amount of fuel he finds
>>55431003
I see...hmm now that I think about it, you do kinda look familiar from one of the slave pit

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>55430982
>Her lips would form into a frown at his words.
And with all due respect, Arch magos. I'm one of the best Churgeon in this regiment. His body just can't accept them!

>>55430964
>Illya's eyes would go wide at the abomination before her.
>She would be confused not only by the fact that it was still allowed to stay with the regiment. But the fact that it was wishing for her to reattach a half eaten arm.
>Sighing, she nods her head. Knowing her orders.

Very well... But I want to run some tests on you. Just in case....
>Switching on her churgions kit, she would walk forwards, and prepare to take a blood sample.

Now then... This might hurt a bit...

>Rolling for tests.

>>55431005
Well I wouln't really call them civilized, but fair enough, is there any settlement nearby?

>>55430982

>His remaining arm shoots up, and grasps at the Archmagos, he politely asks that he commence the surgery.

>>55431069

GO BACK TO QUEST

>>55431069
Umm I wanted a new arm, this is just arm I found to add to fuel...the only thing I found really
>Tests would reveal that he has blood...that's about it
>It also is filled with copious amounts of chemicals, some of them are known

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>55431061
let's see i'd need some blood ichor, osseovirals, macrosteroids a screwdriver, a banana and some kalma
let me seem how much i've got on hand
>rolling for supplys

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>55431120
>She nods her head at the results. Finding no traces of "Zombie plague" in the creature's blood work, oddly enough.

Very well. I'll see what I can do. I'll have to use emergency bionics. They'll only last a few days before shorting out. So I'll replace them when we get back to the ship with more permanent ones.

In the meantime...
>Rolling to install temporary bionics.

>>55431069
My tech is not the usual cheap bionics you'd generally be given by a lesser magos, Hospitaller, I'm an archmagos...
>>55431106
...And the patient is willing. So, with your permission I shall take him to the operating table.

>>55431091
Oh we saw some on the north, I'll mark them on your Auspex.
>Brings out datapad to do so.

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>>55431110

>>55431152
wow, I acutally have it all in stock
let me just prep the field surgery

>>55431169
>Jeff checks his new arm
Ehh not the best, but also not the worst, thank you Illya!

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Rolled 14, 17, 14, 1, 19 = 65 (5d20)

>>55431171
>Horus would attack the man violently

roll for recolting plantlife

>>55431171
Ah I see. Now who's up for an attack at a heretic settlement!
>>55431211
Oh not you again...what was I supposed to do at this situation, ah yes!
>Barrington hits him with a broom

Rolled 6 (1d100)

forgot to roll

Rolled 9, 19, 8, 10, 4, 19, 19 = 88 (7d20)

>>55431239
MUHAHAHAHA, YOU CANNOT HURT ME WITH SOME PATHETIC BROOM!

I HAVE OBTAINED BROOM PROOF ARMOUR

>Horus would decapitate the man, rending him in two as he did it

So... where are the closest things I am sanctioned to shoot?

>>55431211
>>55431239
>>55431251
Just ignore the shitposting

>>55431251
Just go back to retconia chap!
>He sprinkles him with water

Rolled 45 (1d100)

*humming while he work*
tum tum tadum
>roll for recolting

>>55431260
>>55431239
Follow trooper Von Gladstone, he's got the location on the auspex for the closest tribal heretic settlement.

>>55431285
Oh course chap, I'm right behind you.

>>55431272
NOOOO, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

>>55431205
This will do nicely. If we add extra supplies just to make sure we should reach the next refueling station without trouble.

>>55431285
Will do sir!
>he turns around, lock-step
>throws up

>>55431314
>show him the plant
should i take more ?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>55431285
>Jefferson is looting plantlife
>Roll for finding
Eeeeehhhh I might as well come
>>55431205
Take you time Gelt, I have temporary prosphetic at the moment

>>55431319
... are you alright?

>>55431326
If you pelase. These ships... they take time to refuel. The more we have the faster we can get to it.
>He'll take the herbs offered.

>>55431350
okie dokie

do you know where is gladstone ?

>>55431327
well, I would tell you this won't hurt but we both know thats a blatant lie. So I will tell you that these chemicals will get your body to grow a new bone an muscle and flesh and sinew to replace the lost arm and that it will hurt enough to make the Emperor feel sympathy. It won't be instantaneous but by the end of the day you should have a new arm.

>>55431350
I am fine sir! Just a mild hangover! Now LET'S KILL THE LOCALS!

>>55431368
He went north, towards that pathway, followed by a small squad.
>Points.
You may reach them yet if you go after them now.

>>55431396
okay !
>get on his way

>>55431376
Eeeehhh it can't be worse than what that haemonculi was doing, so...

>follows Gladstone
>VERY closely

>>55431413
Im using the same techniques, except rushed, in the middle of a swamp and with you conscious
It might be worse.

>>55431414
HEY HEY
>get his breath
PLEASE SLOW DOWN

If I still had eyes I'd blink twice right now.
This regiment both amuses and surprises me given it's... variety.

>>55431106
Well now. Trooper Wolfe, was it?
Given that the sister hospitaller hasn't answered my request before moving on to opperate the next patient I'm afraid I'll have to take your opinion for the bionic operation, and you're a willing patient. So. Let me help you towards my... lab.

>>55431414
Okay chap, now our group
>He points at the rank and file guardsmen with one leman russ
Will assault the main gate of their settlement, I will stay here and snipe the leadership...I don't know what you'll do though

>>55431464
what if we get them out of the base and we tend an ambush ?
i'll be the bait

>>55431429
He was very imaginative when it came to using such equipment...and what may have once been lobsters, at least I hope those were lobsters. And he wasn't that much into sanitation

>>55431476
I thought about using a wooden leman russ, but if you want to be bait then go on chap

>>55431464
I will shoot heretics. Probably close to my family.
>readies boltgun
>no ammo
Uhh... do you have a lasgun I can have? Trade you a boltgun

>>55431503
Why not a wooden baneblade?

>>55431503
no actually a wooden leman russ is perfect

*get his pulse rifle *
i'll be in position

>>55431512
Ummm
>Barrington picks up lasrifle from some skeleton nearby
Eh this should still be working

>>55431534
Thank you, kind sir!
>Johnnie gets into position for some slaughterfucking

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>roll to see movement of enemy

>>55431589
they are aproching the bait

>>55431517
>>55431554
>Company sets up wooden russ and prepares for ambush
Okay chaps be quiet...
>+2 on attack rolls because ambush

>>55431637
>do a ok hand sign
>take aim
>whisper to himself
now begin the moment of extreme patience

>>55431682

QUEST, GO TO IT!

>>55431452

>Several Guardsmen, at Wolfe's command, haul up the stretcher he is lying on, and they make to follow the Archmagos.

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Hey guys *braces ass* I-Im *tries to hold in fart* nnnnnew here *starts to squeeze out fart* sorry I get excited when I meet new people *small fart turns into loud roar* oh no oh no *fart turns to shit* oh no *shits pants* I'm so sorry

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>>55431718
>He walks as he speaks.
For years I've been trying to design a betterment of human bionics. A higher level of understanding. Something that can't be possessed, or broken by chaotic influence but neither can it be overwhelming to use for the mind of a human without studies of the mechanicum or the need of turning the subject into a servitor.

>Once on the room he'd spread a blueprint.

Luckily my studies on necron technology have made me wiser on the subject and managed me to adapt general bionics to a useful architechture for mankind.

I can give you back your limbs albeit they won't look the normal, cheap, mass produced bionic ones... If... you're willing to accept, that is. You'd be both a test subject as you'd be the first one to ever use this tech, as well as a whole man again.

>approach the leman russ
huh guys ? when did a tank appeared ?

>>55431810
..............
can't you just replace his limb normally?
im all for experimentation but can't test out the unproven technique on someone we don't mind losing?

Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>55431821
>Barrington takes a shot in complete silence

>>55431841
I know we won't loose him. Normal bionics would kill him, The lady hospitaller already said that.

>>55431637
>Shambling out from the brush, would be eight tribals.
>Each of their bodies would be bloated and fat. Their one fair skin now pale malformed. Each limb covered in constantly forming and popping boils, as well as long pink tentacles that swirl and swat at the air around them.
>Each of their faces would bear a menacing grin that would stretch from ear to ear. As if they were happy about such painful changes.
>Floating behind them, on metallic wings with constantly spinning turbines. Would be a pure abomination of both rusted machinery and putrid flesh.
>Long, flesh covered wires drag along the ground underneath it, and a single, blood red crystal eye sits atop two massive las-cannons, as the foul machine scans the area around it.

>>55431848
Applies to this>>55431859

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>55431821
>Johnnie screams as he shoots
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS

>>55431877
>shoot back
HEY WE'RE JUST A GARAGE ROCK BAND
IT'S JUST A SCENE NAME WE'RE ACTUALLY VERY LOYAL

>>55431877
[spoilers]oops I misclicked[/spoiler]

>>55431858

>His hand practically wraps itself in a crushing grip around the Archmagos' throat. Wolfe hisses two words.

"DO. IT."

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Rolled 33, 99 = 132 (2d100)

>>55431924
>Metallic chuckle.
See Gelt? It will be fine I can assure you.
>He'll place the trooper on the operating table, takes his cloack off to have all his limbs ready for the operation... and will begin...
>Rolling for how many minutes he takes on the operation to reattach all the limbs...

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>55431924
>a massive sentient pile of green, corrupted legs would appear and step on the man

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>55431859
>Guardsmen accompanying the attack force would let out a charge
FOR THE EMPEROR

>>55431963
If you ask me to fetch you a brain, pull a lever or if lighting strikes the body this will be interesting.

>>55432007
I wouldn't mind the assist. Go to the boxes on the left corner, that's where the necron gauss rifles are. Maybe I can make a holdout gauss rifle by setting it up directly inside the arm and make the wrist detachable.

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>55431859
>Russ would leave the ambush and focus his fire at the Bloat-drone
Okay lads, we can do this!

>>55432007
>>55431963
>B'Ork as usual, waddles in during the middle of Depherion's work.

OI! WARPSMIF! OI GOTZ AN OWIE ON ME KNEE! CANZ YO-!

>He would stop as he sees Depherion working on Wolfe.
>And, as usual during one of Depherion's experiments. Would rush up, and start to bug him.

OI! OI! OI! CANZ WE PUTZ X'PLO'DEH STUFF IN 'EM!? CAN WEZ? CANZ WE MAKES HIM X'PLO'DEH!? OI! OI! OI! WARPSMIF! CANZ WE!? CAN WE DO ITZ!? WARPSMIF! WARPSMIF! OI KNOWZ YA CAN 'EAR ME BOSS!
>Que tables being moved, and equipment shaking, as Ork jumps around like a child that had eaten too much candy, and just saw his dead come home from work.

>>55432082
Ack! Stop! This is careful, CRUCIAL, work! A cut where there shouldn't be and I could accidentally kill him! No we can't make this one explody! It's... a test.

>>55432039
that's that's fucking brilliant on my way

Rolled 9, 17 = 26 (2d20)

>>55432044
>The cannon shot would go wide. Impacting the trunk of a tree, and turning its roots and the ground around it, into shrapnel which would bounce harmlessly off of the bloat-drone's armour
>>55431848
>One of his shots, imapcts the chest of a zombie. Spilling out viscera and pus onto the undergrowth at it's feet.

>The drone quickly turns towards the fools that had targeted it. It's maddened machine spirit, as well as the daemon forced to be reside inside it, cackling in bineric anticipation for the coming blood that shall be spilled in Nurgles name, as it fires off it's plaguespitters towards the Leman Russ. First roll
>The plague zombies would begin to shamble towards Barrington. Intent on slaying and devouring him. Second roll.

>>55432110
I knew you'd love the idea.

I already said my bionics are unconventional.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>55432186
>Johnnie starts VREEEE-ing the shit out of the heretics, focusing on those close to Gladstone

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>55432186
>Plaguespitter would bounce off the tanks armour
Ohhh just go to hell you flying nothingness
>Tank would take another shot at the drone

>>55432225
AND WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE???

>>55432105
>The X'PLO'DEH Ork Warboss, doesn't like this one bit, and is determined to show it.

DATZ DUMB! X'PLO'DEH BITZ MAKE GREAT TESTY BITZ AS WELL!
>The Ork would begin to angerly stomp his feet about the lab, like a 1500 pound child having a tantrum.

MAKE 'IM X'PLO'DEH!!!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>55432186
>Barrington would fall to the ground, spitting blood
Oh not again...
>Barrington attacks them with his sabre

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>55432186
>shits

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>55432186
>10 guardsmen that came with the group for attack would charge at the distracted native

>>55432263
>>55432204
Im back, ive got the gauss
want me to run interfence on the koray rervitorsay

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>55432290
BARRINGTON !

>he rush toward him, grab him by the body and hide in a bush
eat this
>he throw a EMP grenade

>>55432263
>He grabs B'Ork by the throat mid-jump and brings him face to face with him. Easily and without any problems lifting all the pounds of ork with a single mechanical arm. Slightly shining white in energy, of origins clearly daemonic... or anti-daemonic...

Listen here now, B'Ork.
This is my last, greatest invention to date. I've spent centuries designing this.
And I am not.
Going.
To.
Change.
It.

Not even the slightest detail. Is that understood?!

>He sounds pissed off.

>>55432287
Oh no, my powers of flatulence are not enough. Forgive me brothers
>fails to shit.

>>55432292
>>55432319

>Stops glowing angrily and drops the ork on the floor.

Ah yes please. Thanks for the assistance, Gelt.

Rolled 15, 20 = 35 (2d20)

>>55432277
>He sadly isn't able to get a good hit on any of them, as they close in upon him. Surrounding the lone, elderly Sergeant.

>>55432249
>The battle cannon shell, would deflect uselessly against the rusting metal armor. Flying off and hitting the ground next to a batch of rotting trees. Turning them into harmless shrapnel.

>>55432225
>He wasn't exactly trained to use a bolt gun. As such, the recoil causes the shots to go wide.

>The zombies continue to cleave and chop at barrington in an attempt to kill him. First roll.

>The Bloat-drone recalibrates it's sensors, ebfore once again firing off it's plaguespitters at their target. The Leman Russ. Second roll

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>55432311
>the 'nade would slip off his hand
oh shit
>roll to cover

>>55432319

>Wolfe appears to still be somewhat conscious and screaming in sheer rage. Rage at what, exactly, one cannot say.

>>55432263
hey B'ork! want to help me make a bomb!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>55432353
>Russ's main cannon seems to have stopped working
Welp...FIRE THE BOLTERS AT THAT THING!

>>55432363
>Injects some more anesthetics on him.
Relax now trooper. The process is almost over your legs are attached and ready... all left is the arm

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>55432353
>Johnnie steadies his arm
God DAMN but that hurt
>aims for the same bunch, careful not to hit Gladstone
RAINBOWS ARE VISIONS

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>55432353
>Barrington falls down battered
>>55432311
Thanks chap
>He cought up a little blood
But worry not, I lived through worse, I will need an apointment later, hehe
>Barrington takes a shot at the natives with his revolver

>>55432319
R-roight... Y-youz da boss.... B-boss....
>You figure if B'Ork was a human, he would have shit his pants by now.

>>55432370
>B'Ork's red eyes would light up with goes at the sound of doing such a thing!

NOW YOUZ SPEAKIN' MOI LANGUAGE!

>The Ork is quick to gather up all of his collected bitz, before putting them haphazardly onto a nearby workbench.

LEMME SHOWZ YOU, 'OW TA MAKE ME TRADEMAHK SPLO'DEH VEST!

>>55432470
ok, we need a bomb to take out those zombies around here
how would we make a bomb that spreads fire everywhere

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>55432418
>Jeff brings the[rolled] amount of bio-fuel
Hey, nice prosphetics there, here's your bio-fuel

>>55432501
>>55432470
oh and lets do it in a diffrent workshop these ones dephs

>>55432501
Try making a bomb out of fire sir!

>>55432470
>>55432501
Hm.

>>55432512
Ah. Thank you, trooper
>He'll take them.
I'll get to milk these for fuel after Wolfe is fully functional

>>55432545
Sure thing Archmagos...hey I think I saw that mask colour scheme before when acting as a bodyguard in slave excange, can't really remember where though...ah well anyways how's Wolfe doing?

Rolled 11, 4 = 15 (2d20)

>>55432457
>There is a soft click from his revolver as he pulls the trigger. But no resounding "bang!" from it...
>He would click several more times, before checking the chamber...
>Apparently, Barrington forgot to load his stubber gun.... Fuck!

>>55432400
>Several Sparks as well as chunks of rotting, bloated meat and metal fly off, as the explosive heavy bolter shells impact into the floating daemon engine. But it does not go down.
>As for the main cannon... Yeah the barrel just fell off and hit the ground a moment ago....

>Seeing that Barrington is nowhere near safe enough. The zombies once more swing their cleavers and maces towards him. Looking to finish the elderly man off. First roll.
>Meanwhile, the drone once more targets the Leman Russ with it's plaguespitter and fires off several blobs of corrosive, poisonous bile shots towards it. Second roll

Rolled 38 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>55432501
Oi can do ya even BETTA! JUST WATCH DIS!
>Within moments, the Brutish Ork Warboss, would be hammering together seemingly uselessly pieces of scrap together. In an attempt to make some sort of bomb.
>Rolling for wtf he's making, and how bad it might be.

>>55432589
>>55432545

>Begins screaming in rage once again.

>>55432589
>His 'eyes' jerk up at the mention of the mask but then he regains his composture quickly.
Possibly a trade for servitors, the studies of Xenology in the Mechanicum tend to include trades.
Ahem.

He's doing fine. I finished up with his arm and am installing it right now, the rest of his limbs are already attached and functioning.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>55432604
*Inner thoughts*What does this happen to meeee, I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run and now I'm fading away, why does this happen to me?
...FIRE
>Bolters would once again fire at the flying vreature

>>55432633
>He'll find his arm reattached just as he wakes up screaming.

There you go. Rise and shine.

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>>55432628
>After about ten minutes or so, the Ork Warboss has done it.
>Que legend of Zelda, opening a chest scene.

DA DA DA DAAAAA!
OI MADE DIS! TAKE A LOOK AT IT!

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>55432604
>finding that he is completely incompetent with a boltgun, but also that the zombies seem to ignore him, Johnnie looks for a way to sneak around for a lasgun detonation by the big red thing
But only illusions...

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>55432604
Ah dammit, get off you swine!
>Roll for sabre

>>55432691
oh wow what is it!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>55432604
Don't worry guys I got this
>eats burrito
>prepares to unleash explosive shitshot

>>55432660

>Dull pain running through his body, rage fuels Wolfe as he forcefully hauls himself up, getting to his feet. He flexes his arms, attempting to get used to them.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>55432646
Hmm perhaps
>His eyes narrow but no one can see because he has that iron mask
Anyways I'll go and see how assult is going
>>55432604
>Jeff charges at the group of zombies with his cleaver

>>55432748
ITS ALIVE

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>55432721
>>55432713
>marching over a small hill there seems to be a giant stick coming over the top, then a man in shining armour with a pistol and as the standard rolls down there is a "?" emblazoned across the center of the tapestry with the words underneath "YOU CANT KILL US YOU FUCKING HERETICS" and underneath that, "WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DIRTY FUCKING CREEPS"

>he prosseds to see the fantasdtic swords man ship and the pitiful shooting, before chagrining at the nearest zombie shooting while yelling

"FUCKING HERETICSSSSSSSSSS"

>rolling for pistol/bludgeoning with a standard

>>55432748
So. How do you feel? The movements are alright? They should be administering some minor sedatives to numb the pain progressively lesser doses each time for you to adapt to them.

>>55432759
Very well.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>55432746
>runny shit
Dang, that backfired. Time for my secret weapon
>eats fiber bar
>prepares to summon his shitsaber

>>55432778

>Slowly, Wolfe turns to the Archmagos.

"I need a weapon."

>>55432766
>he fires left and right in a righteous fury........unfortunately the fury is exeedeing of skill and he misses all shots before getting punched and sent sprawling. the standard is still up thought

>>55432804
You have one.

Holdout gauss weaponry, carefully disguised inside your bionic arm, with a detachable wrist.

If you preffer more conventional gear, you can pass by the armory to get your standard weaponry.

>trygon would be sitting in a lounge chair, eating popcorn at this shitshow

>>55432824

>Wolfe is silent for a moment.

>...

"Thank you. Glory to the Omnissiah."

>Wolfe quickly leaves, passing by the armory, he grabs a Power Sword and a Bolter.

Rolled 15, 17 = 32 (2d20)

>>55432658
>Sadly, the vast majority of shots merely impact the armor and bounce off. Doing little damage.
>>55432721
>Barrington manages to slay two fo the foul bloated zombies.
>>55432746
you're not helping your case for coming back, trygon. And yes, we all know it's you, don't deny it.
>>55432759
>The attacks manage to cut through several of the warriors bodies. But they refuse to go down. Their bloated faces merely grin at the damage to their bodies, as their festering flesh slops down to the ground beneath their feet.
>>55432766
>His pistol goes wide sadly.

>The drone once more targets the tank. Seeing it as the biggest possible threat. First roll.
>Second roll is for the remaining zombies to continue to attack Barrington and finish him off.

>>55432844
Glory to the omnissiah.
>Depherion nods. If he still had lips he'd be smiling evily.
Ah there goes. A half-perfect being to destroy all things chaotic.
>Clearly proud of his work

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>55432786
>summons shit shortsword
Not my preferred weapon, but it'll do
>enters samurai stance
>prepares to kill all of the zombies at once with his secret samurai shitting technique
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>55432882
No seriously Malak, that's not me.

I don't know what I can possibly tell you to convince you that's not me, but I'm not a shit addicted fur faggot.

I mean, what else do you want me to say? You won't listen no matter what so why bother?

Bottom line is, I know that that is you. You need an excuse to get rid of me and so conjured up the worst character you could imagine to frame me for it.

You know there are more adult ways to do this right?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>55432882

>Making his way to the scene of the combat, Wolfe fires his Bolter full-auto at the Bloated Zombies.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>55432882
>after not finding a way in, Johnnie decides to just go ham again
BUT ONLY ILLUSIONS
>rolling to hit the fabbots piling onto Gladstone

>>55432901
that was pretty impressive

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>55432882
>of course being punched is NO WAY for a loyal servant to continue, so hurling guardsman grade cleaner "light" version [see aciding fucking tryranid bio-weapon] he then begins fireing again, trying to inspire the guardsmen to greater valour. or in reality trying to draw fire

>>55432941
Ah... tank you.

I'm not used to be complimented for doing my job, thanks for distracting B'Ork.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>55432882
Hey, take someone your own size!
>Jeff continues to cleave the villagers

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>55432882
>Tank takes some damage
Okay....FIRE
pleasepleasegodown

>Trees would begin to topple over as the Leman Russ executioner would charge through the forest to aid the regiment

>>55432882
AIM THE PLASMA CANNON! READY....!

FIRE!

>The Leman russ would fire its cannon at the nurgle heretics

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>55432905
>a large swath of zombies is cut down by sheer force
I have this brothers, follow me!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>55433040

>Depherion would start milking fuel out of the plants and supplies brought to him, hoping that at some point they sent him nurgle captives to torture in the name of Mala- adquire biofuel out of for the purposes of fueling the ship.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>55432882
>Barrington would try to hide somewhere in the forest to lick his wounds

Rolled 3, 12 = 15 (2d20)

>>55433066
>he's not entirely sure if he's safe or not. But the nurgle zombies have left him alone for the moment.
>>55432951
>The bolter shells would manage to inflict minor and mid level damage upon some of the attacking villagers. Destroying several of them after the massive damage they have so far sustained.

>>55432995
>Sadly, all he managed to do, is cut open massive boils of burning, stinking pus.

>>55432933
>The shot goes rather wide, and impacts a hut.

>>55432919
>He wasn't exactly trained to use boltguns, to the recoil is rather off putting.
>>55433031
>The bolter shots would go flying wide. Impacting huts and trees alike.
>>55433040
>That wasn't a good sound... Sounds like not enough power was put into the cannon...


>The drone quickly aims it's plague spitters upon the newest interloper, before firing off a series of highly toxic, corrosive bile filled shots at the Major's tank. First roll.
>The remaining zomvies, having lost their target. Would make their way towards the standard bearer.

>>55433116
>The shot would go pinging off the armour doing nothing

READY MEN! FIX AIM! FIRE!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>55433132

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