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>Playing 5e
>start of session, one of our characters receives a heart attack
>Our bard crits a medicine check
>DM uses excuse of 'unstability' to keep character our for this session
>later, we are finishing a battle
>A weeb kawaii cat lady hops out of the trees and helps us finish our battle
>collective grunt
>when battle finishes, Sorc casts Hold Person on new character
>Carry her into wagon
when Hold Person releases, we ask the guy his new character's name.
>"Momoe Catsu"
>both spellcasters stab her.
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>>55418713
Can't crit skill checks
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>>55418713
>Momoe Catsu
Your DM is an apex motherfucker.
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>>55418754
>Can't crit skill checks
Just roll a 20, buttface
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>>55418713
I'll take "Stories That Didn't Happen" for 500.
Here's a tip; it worked back when Quests were still on here and you could reasonable fool yourself into thinking through sheer volume that 99% of all players and DM's just want to play their favorite anime.
Now all there is is threads like this that COMPLAIN about that stuff, so basically it's less and less plausible a story anymore.
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>>55418847
Either pure autism, or b8. Read the phb you can't crit skill checks because its a check
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>>55421131
>No fun allowed
Dude if you're going to be a dick and kill off a player with no save, just kick the guy from the group. No need to be a passive aggressive bitch about it because you have problems with confrontation
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>>55418869
>I'll take "Stories That Didn't Happen" for 500.
>playing 5e
>spellcasters hitting nonheld nimble humanoid with melee weapons and it mattering
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