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My fellow Elves, we have an important matter to discuss. The humans have built a large manufactory which is dumping large amounts of crap into the water up river from our city. This can be a devisive issue but a choice needs to be made. Do we slow cook the humans who made this factory rotisserie style after stuffing them full of peaches or do we cut them up, marinade them and serve them with a white wine sauce?
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>>55396231
Sorry guys, Mage Council-type threads have to go on /qst/ now. Roleplaying isn't allowed on /tg/ anymore.
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>>55396254
Oh, so that's why I haven't seen those threads for a while. I thought /tg/ changed, became shit and didn't like roleplaying any more.
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>>55396290
>Oh, so that's why I haven't seen those threads for a while. I thought /tg/ changed, became shit and didn't like roleplaying any more.
Correct.
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>>55396254
>>55396299
>falseflagging this fucking hard
You do realize that YOU are the one actively making /tg/ worse right now, right?
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>>55396231
I say we eat them raw
t. Bosmer
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>>55396424
But they get moved to /qst/?
I think one was moved to /trash/ but that might have been an error.
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>>55396231
>white wine sauce?
Everyone knows humans are pigs, this is clearly the wrong idea - rotiserie-style, obviously, is the way to go
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Or....and hear me out here, the elves can continue with business as usual of sucking each other off and being bad at everything ever forever.
Humanity is an apex predator. Come get some.
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Hey, elves. What the fuck is going on? Why are you attacking our trade routes? You do know you'll have to pay for this shit? Dwarves and Elves were staunch allies for years, what the hell is up with this shit now?
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>>55396231
The solution is easy my friends, the shem need to die, and our druids should raise our forests to swallow the filth of their mudbrick dwellings. The head of the Town's Lord should be sent to their leader and royalty with a message "Disrespect the Old World at your own peril, poison not our waters, nor fell our forest". Remind them of the Elderin and the folly of raising it from dormancy.
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>>55399676
Don't equate us High-borne as being the same as you lowly tree frolickers.
We prefer our our harmoniously crafted dwellings that are intertwined with nature whilst also expressing our mastery of the crafts.
I agree with you sentiments about the humans though. They're worst than the orcs if you ask me. Their pretensions of civility and culture are getting on my nerves. They think themselves equal to us? How horrid.
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