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Epic and most badass/funny DND stories 2017-09-15 01:34:39 Post No. 55394046
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So, /TG, any epic/badass/amusing DND stories? Keks are needed
I'll start
Be party of lvl 2 gnomes in DND5E. two bards and a paladin. Our DM has us escorting a fellow gnome to an underground cave where we are looking for the main quest item. We are traveling through hill giant country. There are mountains round and cliffs, which will be important later. Hill giant appears and eats a horse. We jump in to action. Paladin gets ready to attack, Bardbro, we'll call him B, and I stop her. B, without much concern, starts talking to the giant. Convinces giant that we were traveling and saw a herd of sheep over there off to the right. DM asks B to roll, natural 20. the giant then begins striding purposefully off to the right, where there is a cliff. Giant walks off the cliff without a second thought. We carry on our way.
Few rounds later, giant reappears, angry as fuck. B and I were chilling in a cave that we found, making sure our horses would be okay. Paladin gets picked up by the giant and tossed like a baseball in to the mountain. she is hurting bad. B and I go out and start doing vicious mockery on him. Eventually our paladin gets her shit together and starts hurting the giant. Eventually giant goes down and we carry on our journey.
irl, I be a blindfag, so texts are appreciated.
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>Gun fight on top of a demon possessed train that is speeding through hell
>Fuck yes, Deadlands.
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Be pard, dark elf, dressed in black cloak and black robes with mask. reverse KKK, seems good. Also made my character blind for the memes.
get captured by toad people. Get taken to their boss. Preparations for a party are on their way. Getting ready to be killed for trespassing. Decide to play music and offer my services for the party. Boss lets us join in the party and gives us frog cocaine when we leave.
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A super saiyan and a werewolf turned at the same time during a full moon and threatened a party wipe on us. The super Sayian having turned into an oozaru, a giant monkey godzilla and the werewolf being able to infect anyone it bit with lycanthropy. I cast dissonant whispers on the Oozaru and got to watch as giant monkey ran away from a Cat. Took us half an hour to determine how far an oozaru would sprint in one turn but it was worth it.
We're not allowed to homebrew anymore.
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Why do people get triggered to the max on /tg/ over a fucking cartoon frog?
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wannabe oldfags that associate it with newfags who came in during the election.
Which is stupid, because if you came here after the fox new report on exploding vans you can never be a oldfag, only an older newfag
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