3rd round: Doubles decide the focal points of this setting. No

>>55388982
Giant sea serpents are vital to the global fishing economy

There is no Iron in the entire world.

>>55388982
Cats are made of glass.

>>55388982
Instead of tobacco everyone smokes sea serpent oil

>>55388982
Golf is the most popular sport in the entire world.

>>55388982
Hummingbirds exercise great mind control powers over any human that they perch on and, as such, are greatly feared.

NINJAS CAME FROM MARS.

>>55389127
There are no sports in the entire world.

Bears grow on a type of Palm trees.

Palm trees are everywhere.

There are no sentient species in this setting.

>>55388982
Anthropomorphic animals or animal-people do not and have not existed in any way shape or form, even in legend.

>>55388982
The King of the Moon is in a constant war with the King of Mars.

>>55389147
Everytime you cut down a palm tree two more grrow in its place

Catboys/girls exist. But lack genitalia, and spawn and disapear at random.

This is due to a wizard fight.

>>55388982
Gingers are vampires.

>>55389172
As such all wizards are forbidden from owning cats of any kind

>>55389134
>>55389147
>>55389172

People occasionaly recieve halucinations of these when eating coconuts,.,.,.

>>55388982
Faster than light travel is impossible.

Dogpeople exist, but they're real bros and not douches like the fictional cat people.

>>55388982
The zero has never been invented.

The world's oceans have been entirely replaced by spicy hummus by an unknown entity. Sea creatures do not seem to notice.

>>55388982
There used to be an empire that spanned the entire world ruled by lizardfolk. The empire is since long gone, though, and the lizardfolk that remain live in a primitive state in secluded areas.

>>55388982
No animal has ever been domesticated

>>55388982
In a world devoid of time, the birth of the first watchmaker was a sign of epic changes in the cosmos.

COMMUNIST DINOSAURS HAVE INVADED CANADA,.,.,.,.,

>>55388982
Polar bears dancing on beach balls.

>>55388982
Humans are the precursor race spread across the stars.

>>55388982
Pooping in public is widely accepted as normal.

This is going well.

Anyway, babies are actually delivered by storks.

I think the loli thing was what ruined the preivous thread.


the world was created by the gods rolling a bunch of dice. The gods then got in a fight about the results. That's why there is a giant "FAGGOT" sign on the moon.

>>55388982
Some people are born with butts where their faces are supposed to be, and faces where their butts are supposed to be.

The main religion's holy text is actually a cook book. Not even an ancient or particularly exotic one.

>>55389251
>>55389245
Thats some magical realm shit faggots

Politics are conducted in elaborate masks so that what matters is the station and not the individual, scheming to know a politician's identity is forbidden on pain of death. Upon ending their term (somewhere around two decades) politicians are lavishly rewarded and sent to a far away region along with their close relatives.

The world is flat, and we are what fell off the edge.

>>55388982
People are literally made out of hashish.

The moon is actually the AYY LMAO's observation base.

They are in charge of making sure the idiots on earth do not leave and bother other people.,.,.,.,.

>>55389260
Profita rolls are considered the holiest of all things in creation

Every person is infected with a disease that causes uncontrolled and inconvenient narcolepsy

>>55388982
The time police makes sure that no one accidentally breaks time when going about their daily business.

>>55389250
>I think the loli thing was what ruined the preivous thread.
I'm pretty sure it was that one butthurt dude who was upset that people didn't like his catboys that ruined the previous thread.

>>55389251
>Some people are born with butts where their faces are supposed to be, and faces where their butts are supposed to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9al-mpqXjc


The gods demand that their followers walk backwards, only atheists walk forwards.

If you eat mushrooms you get superpowers.

But only a specific type of musroom and its very rare,.,.,.,..,

>>55389288
FINALLY!

>>55389288
winner.

>>55389294

I think the constant rerolling also ruined it.


"Dubs checkem", is a magic phrase that usually causes the caster to fail horribly at their intended task.

No girls are allowed in this setting, because they have cooties.

>>55389288
Time is manifested as a 10 foot diameter crystal dish in the heart of a major city. Breaking this dish could have disastrous consequences.

The main currency is Minecraft Let's Plays

Santa Claus delivers Coal to good children. Bad children are forced to work in his sweat shops.,.,.,.,.,.,.

>>55389318
Where do babies come from then Oh false prophet?

>>55389288
Their base of operation is located on the moon.

>>55389342
see >>55389248

Undead us president lincoln has invaded russia.

>>55389288
Their base of operation dangles precariously above the mouth of an active volcano.

>>55389288
The worst time offense is a midget trying to make coffee.

>>55389358
Fucking fowl always ruining my arguments with facts

Everyone's favourite pastime is throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks.

Nobody ever taught the President how to read.

>>55389288
Going back in time produces a new parallel universe, making time travel a philosophical headache as it's impossible to know if you've ever "returned".

>>55389342


Closets in australia.

Metaphors are punishable by death

>>55388982
Debate rages constantly as to what to they should name their code of laws
This has caused many civil wars

>>55389288
Time travel is impossible though. The time police literally just look for people doing things that could "break time" but can't actually travel back in it to stop criminals.

>>55388982
>>55389288
Walking through certain doorways leads you to travel through time. The time police have to inspect every door in every new building to mark and map these time-doors. There is no discernible rhyme or reason to which doors are effected by this curse.

Bananas. in your office.,..,,..,

The meaning of life has been found, and everyone is pretty happy about it.

>>55389436
All such doors are then burned so as to prevent paradoxes ....and tax evasion

Meat grows on trees,.,.,.,., But only sausage meat.

Persons over the age of 30 are forbidden from having sex.

Biological immortailty has been achieved, but is only aviable to the wealthy elites.

>>55389455

The IRS would aprove? maybe?

The IRS is run by lizards. And chinese imiation of godzilla ,.,.,.

There are people who extract and sell snake oil. Snake oil is the base ingredient for healing potions.

>>55389455
Now that's an odd one, do these dubs transit over to >>55389436 by the transitive property?

>>55389503


Only on thursdays..,,,

>>55389288
They are run by the Time King.

All magic is based in mathematics. There are wizarding schools that basically just teach advanced mathematics.

>>55389503
Once evrey blue moon so yes >>55389524 every thursday

Bananas are legally allowed to be used in duels.,.,.,

>>55389288
The time police are shota catboys.

There exists a subrace of dwarves whose beards can be used as third arms. Losing a beard is as painful as losing an arm to them, though.

>>55388982
Eldritch horrors kidnap the innocent and spirit them away to dark corners of the world for purposes unknown.

>>55389561

The time police run "To Catch A predator".,.

>>55389288
All time police look like Idris Elba.

>>55389583
Only they hunt lolis instead of pedophiles.

>>55389581
Many return speaking of a dreadful torture known only as Cough-E

There's a factory for animated armors designed to randomly travel the land and pick up trash, then put it in their armor, then jump into a volcano.

>>55389503
I don't think we should add these kinds of things to the cannon, it's basically a reroll to riff off your previous idea that didn't make it.

>>55389332
>off by one

>>55389503
That would make it rerolling.

>>55389600

Welp, here we go.

God has abandonded this world.

>>55389600
fuck off

>>55389245
So India?

>>55389652
I said public, not their drinking water.

>>55388982
Every conflict is decided by 52 pickup.

No exceptions.

Snakes are far more intelligent than in the real world, and snakes take the place of dogs as man's best friend. Domestic breeds of snake are used for everything from jewelry (worn around the neck), to hunting, to guarding, to fish herding, and more.

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>>55389578

Like this?


Also some people and dwarves do not have that weakness.

>>55389666
>TFW satan's trips are wasted on a shitty racist joke

There's a brand of alcohol that tastes sour to women, sweet to men and has a spicy taste to anyone with royal blood in their veins regardless of gender.

>>55389688
No girls allowed anon

>>55389267
I would do this but then secretly have them all killed. Or they get there and it's just a desert island with a bunch of skeletons and 2 empty coconut trees. But they can keep all of their money

>>55389666

so What does trips mean in this case?


HAIL SATAN?

>>55389561
Fucking pedo

>>55389600
The show gets canceled after one episode.

Public baths are an important part of social life and lots of business is conducted there. So are political intrigues but never violently; because bath peace is almost sacred, the last assassin was literally torn to shreds by an angry mob, along with their employer

Reminder, only the following are actually part of the setting since they are neither rerolls or direct contradictions of prior statements. ONLY DUBS ARE PART OF THE SETTING, BUILDING ON A NON-DUB COMMENT WILL GET YOUR IDEA IGNORED AS A REROLL

>>55389288
>>55389466
>>55389688

Having a high alcohol tolerance is incredibly culturally significant.

>>55389759
Oh and >>55389755 is good too.

There once was a great blacksmith who was killed by his apprentice. It is said that every day he travels from hammer to hammer, and a hammer possessed by him will forge a great weapon overnight if left on an anvil.

>>55389759
BS rule tbf

>>55389759
The church of chuck Norris is the major religion of the setting.

>>55389799
Eh, makes. Otherwise someone could just keep adding stuff into any idea to reroll it until out gets grandfathered in.

In any dice game, all the dice showing 1 is a sign of great misfortune soon to befall the one who rolled them.

>>55389288
>>55389466
The primary cause of purposeful time breakage is 30-somethings trying to travel back to a time where it was legal for them to have sex.

Humans don't exist

Racism exists but it's based entirely on whether you're right- or left-handed.

>>55389759
Plants are harbingers of death and disease.

>>55389288
Sometimes times just breaks seemingly at random around certain individuals. When this happens events start to occur in a non-linear fashion around them. This is of course still considered a crime by the time police, because surely that person did something to break time in the first place.

>>55389855
The dominant species is a sentient variety of elephant that lives for 1000 years on average.

>>55389855
Instead of humans, the world is run by driders

>>55389855
They used to, but they took of in a great starship to places unknown thousands of years ago. No one knows why or to where, but some of their works still remain behind.

>>55389855
Dogs rule the world.

>>55389855
The dominant species are a form of parasitic plant.

>>55389855
Everyone is a skeleton!

THE SUN IS ACTUALLY MARS,.,..,.,,.,..,


BUT ON FIRE

Pie is the national dish, everybody has to eat it for dinner or time itself will shatter.

>>55389855
instead, mice overrun the world

Every hidden door anywhere is activated by pulling out a specific book from a bookshelf.

The setting is actually seven different planets, that may or may not actually be alternate dimensions, connected by portals that appear at random in certain locations.

>>55389955
So mouse guard RPG then?

>>55389955
The mice are all aliens and travel on metal horses with wheels.

>>55389955
Mice time cops are eternally vigilant for the prophesied arrival of the feared temporal destroyer: the cat.

Everything is built out of wood and mud.

Everything is built out of cheese.

>>55389977
Each plane has its own dominant species.

Everything is built out of mouse poop.

>>55389855
But they used to and left a great civilization behind.

After sleeping, when waking up, everyone's personality makes a 180 turn, nice people become assholes, assholes become nice people.

>>55389855
>>55389955
The mice have trekked across time and space following the breadcrumbs left behind by the ancient extinct race known as hoo-mens.

>>55389955
They have a race of plant creatures as a slave race.

>>55389675
rolling

>>55389955
they're slaves to the far reaching cat girl space empire

>>55389855
>>55389955
Mice who feast on bleu cheese under the light of the full moon are flung backwards in time by up to a decade.

>>55389977
There's a group of warrior-priests who travel across the worlds and time in search of enlightenment. The time cops consider them outlaws.

>>55389955
They're all oddly humanoid, and the society uys run by the women.

A newborn's first pipe must be an ivory-inlaid meershaum filled half with cavendish and half with burley.

>>55388982

>>55389288
>>55389466
>>55389688
>>55389755
>>55389855
>>55389955
>>55389977
The crocodiles of planet 6 are shunned due to the hazard they pose in the public baths.

>>55390188
>>55390147
No rerolls

There seem to be a absence of deities- maybe they fled

>>55390197
They're stuck between the dimensions trying to keep time working properly.

>>55389977
The cartographer's guild doesn't actually make maps, but instead try to map out where and when portals appear.

>>55389977
Portals sometimes loop back to their planet of origin, which causes the time loops that the time cops try so hard to avoid.

>>55390192
The time breaks and portals are simply side effects of a powerful evil sealed between time and space trying to escape.

Cheese is reserved for the mice royalty, and anyone found making or owning their own cheese is banished onto a different planet.

>>55390195
Too bad, it was dubs the second time.

carving a face into anything makes it able to speak

catboys suddenly started appearing by the hundreds. There's no time travel involved so the time police let them be

Cats or cat related creatures never existed

>>55390472
You mean they always existed.

Entire world has a subliminal smell that causes every feline-related creature to choke and die regardless of protection.

>>55390491
Moore like a smell that attracts them, causing the planet to be flooded with cat fetish creatures within weeks

Instead of carts, mice-people travel by hollowing out and driving wheels of cheese.

Getting struck by lightning in this universe doubles your speed, and this effect can stack.

Paper is actually thinly shaven rocks, which is about four times more resistant that normal paper.

Amazonian barbarian women raid coastal shorelines for fresh males for snu-snu.

There are no feathered creatures in the world except for large feathered elephants.

People missing their left foot are seen as trustworthy, people missing their right foot are believed to be scoundrels.

Sasquatches exist in this setting.

>>55391833
They typically take the job of newscasters.

>>55391833
They exist but nobody believes in them.

>>55391833
They inhabit the fifth planet and don't interact with the other planets, this is not because they are unfriendly, but because the public baths make their hair wet and uncomfortable.

>>55391800
The feathered elephants are scared of mice.

>>55391950
The feathered elephants are scared of everyone except mice.

>>55392005
nah, they're just afraid of everyone

>>55388982
Giants co-exist with humans in a war against elementals

>>55392220
Humans don't exist.

90% of the world is covered in sand

>>55388982(OP)

>>55389288
>>55389466
>>55389688
>>55389755
>>55389855
>>55389955
>>55389977
>>55391800
>>55391833

Every planet belongs to one particular type of animal, but all have exactly the same cultural norms, especially relating to time cops, illegal sex, and public baths.

You are forbidden from casting magic unless you are deemed attractive by the king himself.

>>55392591
There's a group of space farers that don't belong to any one planet, but they're important for keeping trade between planets going.

Sandwiches are made with a slice of bread between two pieces of meat.

Whore drifting is a popular sport.

>>55394693
You mean loli tummy rubbing

>>55394833
Head patting is an acceptable variant of the sport.

>>55394833
Strictly speaking this shouldn't count as it is technically a reroll as it doesn't specify anything about the subject.
I also motion a new rule: There shall be no more mentions of lolis or catpeople, any post that mentions them will be ignored.

Lizard people inhabit the fourth planet.

>>55395093
>reroll

What

>>55395117
It did not state the question in full and as it is technically expanding upon a post that was not canonized it is therefore a reroll.

The time police are a race of being unlike any of the ones that inhabit the seven planets.

>>55395182
It was making a similar suggestion, just replacing the sport inn question.

Its not a reroll, or at least no moreso than making suggestions for the dominant race once humans were out.

>>55395093
Motion denied, shut up Dr.Killjoy

Alcohol is notoriously difficult to produce and those who can command great power and respect

There's a dire duck that rules the under-spires with an iron fist. He literally has an iron fist. He bought it specifically for the occasion.

>>55395182
Riffing off another non-canon suggestion isn't a reroll, loli tummy rubbing stays.

>>55388982
There is a race of sapient cat androgyns. Present and not going extinct. Breeding by self-impregnation but occasionally (rarely) having sex with each other for diversity.

OK, there are immortal genderless cat angels who sometimes manifest to the people (mice) of the world(-s).

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>>55397690
OK. Squeet, I guess.
Mice ride sparrows

Feathered elephants fly using their ears like Dumbo

>>55397741
They actually can't fly and get around with the aid of magic turtles.

>>55399656
They propel themselves by pushing out water from their trunks instead.

There are Whore Pits.

>>55400077


Wow.

>>55400077
It's ironically named. They actually throw virgins into them.

>>55400077
>>55400700
that one-two punch

Sasquatches can naturally shift between space and time and are hunted by the time police for the danger the giants represent.

>>55400700
Male virgins exclusively.

>>55401050
The whore pits aren't picky. They take anything they can get. Hence the name.

>>55400077
>>55400700
Waiting inside the whore pits for the virgins are a pack of slavering 30-somethings.

>>55401401
Actually it's well-aged MILFs.

>>55401401
actually, the pits are filled with catgirls

>>55400700
The virgins must then play a game of baseball, with the first one to score a run being allowed out of the Whore Pit. Because of this, there are always at least 17 people in the Whore Pit. It's generally considered a good way to get the town's youth to bond and form lasting friendships with one another, as people can get stuck down there for weeks before scoring.

>>55401401

They are actually hairy reddit users of varying ages.

>>55401910
Actually, it's all those fat, hairy, sweaty guys from loli doujins.

>>55389162
This guy's a true american heroe.

>>55389288
You're under arrest for Time Crimes.

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>>55389260
>Mfw that's my universe except it's the most heinous, necromantic tome that shows how to grind people into basically flour for said rituals

There is a race of Jellyfish people, they have robot walker things to walk on land

There is a butterfly called Belladonna which is the mascot of the town.

All executions are carried out by explosives.

wealth is determined by how well you can breakdance

French fries are the universal currency of the worlds.

>>55388982
Paladins fight exclusively windmills

>>55388982
There's a race of all-female catgirls.

The worlds are connected by a complex series of scaffolds

Wearing clothes causes instantaneous orgasms, but everyone is really embarrassed about being naked.

The most feared creature in all the worlds is the dread gazebo.

>>55388982
Trannies are openly accepted and are given a stipend by the crown for their bravery

>>55413409
Reroll

>>55413419
Thread is flawed since my based idea has failed to produce digits. Off to kms.