Seduction: A Bard's Quest.

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"I get a feeling that you got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you, that's the job I want. Part-time. Full-time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted. Fired. Corner office. Hostile takeover. Workplace accident. I'm on my knees (INSERTNAMEHERE), praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. What do you think about that?"

>>55363943

My Man!

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>>55363623
hey girl is that a mirror in your pants cause that's fucking weird.

see this boner it ain't gonna suck itself.

have you ever had a bard string that pussy well today is your lucky day.

this flute isn't the only thing I'am good at putting in my mouth

are you a virgin.... do you want to stay one?

I fucked a rock golem once if I can crack that I can crack you

are you a gorgon cause that stare has me rock hard

all I got right now

>>55363623
>If I told you you had a great bod, would you hold it against me?
>Is that you Anya? Sorry, I had you mistaken with the <nation> most beautiful girl: my name is <bard_name>
>I've braved Beholders before, but you're one hell of a looker!
>Are you a Deva? 'cus you're the answer to all my prayers.
>I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
>Are you a fire-elemental? 'cause you're too hot to handle!
>Is your dad an alchemist? 'cus you are the bomb!
>I know a legendary thief, but you're even better! You stole my heart from across the hall.