This is your party wizard. How do you react?

>>55353842
I ask him to cast us a spell.

>>55353842
I ask why he's not a sorcerer.

>>55353964
Because he's a role player, clearly.
He'd rather die than break his theatrical honor.

>>55353842
Well, he's good at transmutation magic. cool beans I guess?

i put on my robe and wizard hat

>>55353842
"We told you no dragon born. Try again next week."

>>55353842
>"Is his name seriously Nott A. Dragon?"

>>55353842
Lay off on the whole great rapist of human kind.

>>55353842
LIZARD
WIZARD

>>55353842
Wow, what a useless character. With that number of HD and level adjustments, he'll be a level 0 wizard for quite a while.

>>55353842
>normal day
I see nothing wrong with this. The wizard apotheosed into a dragon in front of the entire party half a year ago, so this is no surprise.

>>55353842
As I'm the pqrty wizard 99% of the time, probably by snacking on another sheep while the rest of the party discusses stuff that will without a doubt lead to me solving the shit with magic because no one else bothers to have a better plan.

>>55353842
I ask to suck his throbing magic dragon dick

>>55353842
>This is gonna be an easy adventure

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>>55353842

>>55353842

My runner begins to have a minor breakdown as he repeats the mantra never cut a deal with a dragon in his head.

>>55357116
Pussy ass bitch falling for the broke runner's meme.

>>55357116

Fuckin wizworms, right chummer?

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>>55353842
Quietly weather him making sexual comments about my wife, going on a shopping spree for pointless items, trying to break magic and ask for massive reinforcements from some fucking dragon country, then politely request the DM to get rid of him forever.

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>>55353842

>>55359884
sauce

>>55353842
>step one, look at party wizard
>step two, PTSD
>step three, request barbarian knock my character out before I enter a state of panic and try to kill the dragon

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>>55353842
as the party's bard I see noting wrong with this

>>55359905
Did you try looking it up before asking?

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>>55353842
Howdy part-na!

>>55360031
i did, sauce please reverse search has failed me

>>55359836
I see what you did there, Travis.
Srsly though, fuck that guy. Getting a cinematic death was too good for the scummy character

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>>55360031
Yes. Did you?

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>>55353842

I inform the rest of the party not to insult his hat. No matter how dumb it looks.

>>55360446
now check first three of those results if by any chance people were not asking for the sauce as well when the image was posted and got answered

>>55360490
I already checked five before I even asked. Nothing. I did due dilligence.

>>55360490
No one asks about it anymore. Everyone tells them to go search for it, and no one ever turns anything up.

>>55360502
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43025203/
post 43028021 , follow reply chain

>inb4: sad panda

>>55360459
>Orc pc proceeds to ask wizard why he doesn't have a bigger hat

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>>55360446
>>55360031
>>55359905
>>55360502

oh my, that was so hard.
Did you happen to look on page 3

>>55360576
Thanks.

>that dreadful feeling when you look up doujin by name and the first image result is crop of it you made
they know

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>>55353842
I tell the dragon that we don't intend to LARP, but they're still welcome to play a wizard if they'd like.

>>55353842
Well hello fellow wizard. I can see by your hat that you are a fine and proper magic user. I too have a hat that is similar in nature, denoting that I too am a wizard. Perhaps we can share wizard secrets later away from the martial folk.