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The world has gained sentience somehow. If that wasn't strange enough it's gained a sadistic streak of nature akin to Jigsaw from the movie Saw. Instead of killing people of the world out right, it uses it's (the planets) resources to test humanity. Each country is tested differently. What are some ideas of sadistic test on a global scale that /tg/ can come up with?
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>>55346350
Hack the planet.
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>>55346350
>countries just buy what they need from countries being tested differently
what now, planet?
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>>55346350
>The planet gain sentience.
>Not it's plants or the wind or the animals on it.
>Just the planet
Planet only has one tool, vulcanic activity.
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>>55346350
>build Orion Nuclear Rockets
>escape from earth
>fuck earth at the same time
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>>55349282
Or, you know, hurricanes. Or tsunamis.
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>>55349282
Or, you know, hurricanes. Or tsunamis.
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>>55346350
Countries of the world: Co-operate with us or we'll drive so many nukes up your ass that the fucken sun will be putting on shades
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>>55346350
But isn't that just business as usual?
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>>55346350
Do what you must, Gaea. How many of your children have you slain before? Surely this will be no different.
It was always going to end this way.Wait, what do you mean you're not going to detonate the supervolcano?
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>>55350524
Most weather happens ON the Earth, not by it.
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