What the fuck is it with grognards and screeching? Every ttrpg table I've ever played at there is always one idiot that correlates good voice acting with screeching at the top of his lungs. Theres not a word of narrative description on the goblin king screaming and writhing under pain of the players blows, he will just sit and scream at the table, and of course louder = better acting. God help me if someone rolls a fucking 20.
I'm going to start playing online text only. Where did this start?
Not using coasters? You's a pleb.
>>55343446
>Every ttrpg table I've ever played at there is always one idiot that correlates good voice acting with screeching at the top of his lungs
uh huh
>>55343446
It changes how your vocal chords sound by damaging them slightly - it's just how they limber up their throat.
>>55343446
>>55343446
>play a 5e game with people my own age
>OMG NAT 20 WOOOOOOO
>tell them that it doesn't work for skill checks
>get called party pooper as they stop screeching
>NPC is yelling
>DM actually yells
>2e game with grognards
>NAT 20 isn't a thing since to get a crit you need an 18 (or higher) that is also at least 5 above the number you need to hit their AC
>if an NPC yells, the DM just describes them yelling instead of actually yelling
Don't know what shit games you have with screeching grognards tbqh
>>55343507
>tfw literally attended a game with not one but two landwhales like this
>tfw calf the size and shape of a whole hock of ham
>>55344866
>NPC is yelling
>DM actually yells
no problem here
>>55343507
Artist on image?
>>55345324
Fan request on bbw-chan.
>>55344866
>>55345038
>DM
Found the problem
>>55345366
>Found the problem
found the problem
>>55345011