An actual Kitsune. A demonic fox that takes on the form of a beautiful woman and has the lovely habit of destroying empires and devouring human flesh. Also, may curse you for a few thousand years.
>>55332702
Or a waifu that wants to cuddle with you at night and make babies.
>>55332702
Their Korean cousins are much worse.
>>55332712
The Japanese would probably agree.
>>55332702
>one actual kitsune
Fixed. They come in a lot of varieties. Like some just serve old women living at the forest's edge for an eventual downpayment of human flesh that'll boost their magic powers.
There is no such thing as 'an actual Kitsune' because they don't exist.
>>55332737
Jobber Kitsune.
>>55332744
t. Kitsune
>>55332744
Says the person that's never been fucked over by one before. The fuckers live all throughout China and Singapore.
>>55332702
You meant to say: An actual Kitsune. A perfect waifu.
>>55332702
> A shapeshifting fox that takes on the form of a beautiful woman and bears children for a lonely samurai.
> A fox that loyally serves good gods.
Kitsunes differ.
>>55332773
We've already established Jobber Kitsunes.
>>55332702
Is that Tingle on the ground?
>>55332702
>destroying empires and devouring human flesh
Remember the wisdom of the ancients: more than one waifu will destroy your laifu
>>55332747
Not everybody's born from a white nine-tail fox, bro.
>>55332813
#notallkitsunes
>>55332813
That's just an excuse they use when they don't amount to nothing.
>>55332753
Yeah, they are one of the worst. For me it goes:
>Sasquatch
>Humans
>Fairies
>Goblins
>Kitsunes
>Australians
Uhm. The correct term is vulpine-american.
>>55333607
Surely you meant livereater-american?
>>55333607
>America is the only country in the world
There ARE other places for mythological terrors who seek only to rend and destroy to live, Anon. Geez.
>>55333642
But they don't matter....
>>55333654
True, true.
>>55333642
America is a constant, just like we called the continent America thousands of years before America existed, I think we could call the whole planet America for the same effect.
>>55333598
>Australians
>Existing
Nigga what?
>>55333677
Africans would be pretty surprised if you called them African-American.
My kitsune picked up an AR and is on a quest to destroy all that is evil.
>>55332705
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCrBLe3CB7s
The best kind.
the one that existed
the actress
>>55333642
They generally aren't trying to gas whole countries, run global torture-camps or drop nukes in anger.