>many moons ago, good and evil clashed in a mighty war of dominance over the world
>many brave heroes died that day, however, it was all in vain for the Dark lord of all triumphed. And now only evil besets the land
>and everyone started being total dicks to each other.
>>55331785
>Indeed, many people where dicks to each other. But mostly too the stupid squishy humans, elves, dwarves and halflings who are now slaves to the thralls of The Dark Lord
>These races attempted to counter the dickish behavior of these Thralls by forming drum circles where they encouraged open dialogue about how much more every thing sucks now.
>Each of these drum circles met in failure due to the sheer phallic night of the Thralls.
>>55331565
>and that dark lord was also a badass green vampire who set about turning the world into vampireland