Hiding your class/race during RP stories

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>Forever DM starts a homebrew campaign in 5e
>Party starts out in a penal colony off the coast of the main continent
>We have an orc barbarian, a half-elf ranger, a human monk, a gnome wizard, and me, a teifling (with his horns shorn down like Hellboy)
>I claim to be a holy man, falsely imprisoned for collecting alms
>Say I shear my horns down as a penance to my god Pelor
>team buys it, proceed to bust out of our cells and steal an unoccupied boat
>reach level 2 as we sail to the mainland
>Sudden shimmering envelops me, and I am ""miraculously"" granted a human form
>Make a big show of praising Pelor for this gift
>fast forward about 3 sessions
>My holy man has been begging for alms for the entire campaign
>Use high charisma to convince people to give to the needy
>Keep a generous portion of the alms for myself
>Whenever party gets suspicious, I claim that one must care for oneself before attending to others
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>Flash forward another 2 sessions
>In a town under attack by zombies
>Fight them off, town is saved
>Ranger asks me why I didn't create holy water
>sweatingintensifies.gif
>My tiefling claims that he simply forgot in all the excitement
>DM gives me a knowing smile, ranger's suspicions are aroused
>Skip 2 more sessions ahead
>at level 5 now
>We reach another town filled with zombies (they've been appearing more and more as of late)
>Ranger tells me to make holy water to fight them off
>My teifling looks into his sacred tome (he got it from his "god" earlier) and performs the ritual
>Ranger's not convinced, throws some of it at decapitated zombie head from an earlier encounter
>it shrieks and shrivels up
>smugcostanza.avi
>He's satisfied, asks me to make more to fight them with
>Happily comply
>Skip to last encounter
>By now reach level 10
>Beat the vampire warlock Valgurl, who was responsible for the uptick in undead creatures in the realm
>He led a cult devoted to Orcus, and his human followers often killed themselves to become zombies