When all of a sudden, this guy walks in yelling,"Felicitations Malefactors! I'm endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparations of affordable comestibles!
WHO WILL JOIN ME?!"
What does your party do?
We have a grand total of ONE party member who can even swim, let alone go on an underwater adventure. We tell the GM to step it up and bring a plot hook the party might actually be interested in.
Okay you got me, i laughed a little.
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>"20% consignment on all future restaurant profits, or 10k upfront. No 'supervising' - we take jobs, not orders. And we don't do discreet. Deal?"
>"What? Oh. Blodwyn wants to know if the crab guy being left alive is important. Something about 'braised in garlic butter'?"
We wonder what that squeaking sound is and continue about our day. Because plankton is a microscopic organism that even the spongebob cast can barely see half the time, let alone regular people.
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