A sorceror has turned your entire party into adorable little budgies

Now you've got me thinking on how to stat up a spell that can do this. I might subjugate my players to it for a fun one off session.

>>55303902

Baleful Polymorph is the name of the spell, anon. It's already a thing.

>>55303970
I don't play DnD.

>>55303840
Having already been forced to spend the last few weeks as a hummingbird, I consider this an improvement.

>>55303840
Smash Becky

>>55303840

Bob up and down rapidly, beating the shit out of my toys

>>55303975
You poor thing

>>55303840
Swordsage budgie is very angry. It flies up to the Sorcerer's face and makes an unarmed attack with its beak using Greater Insightful Strike. The strike shatters Sorcerer's skull and tears apart the brain. Sorcerer is struck down.

Swordsage budgie spits on Sorcerer's corpse.

>>55303840
Coordinate with my party members to all shit on their head.

>>55303840
Polymorph into a super buff man and beat the sorcerer until he turns everyone else back to normal.

>>55304438
Swordsage budgie tried and comes yo the upsetting realization he no longer has saliva to spit with.

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>>55304438

>>55304316
>implying becky will let you smash

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>>55304438

And then you divide the loot.

>>55303840
Screech like a piece of shit.

>>55305799
Upon discovering this terrifying fact Swordsage budgie shits all over the place.

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Go to the nearest bird inn to discuss what to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f9EnKCUj5Y
This.

Sincronized roof shitting.

>>55304316
Severely underrated post

Everything is going according to plan. Now we hit up the First National Bank.

>>55303840
accuse the DM of magical realming because I need to feel angry about something or else my life feels meaningless

shit on things

>>55304438
Swordsage budgie is hero

>>55303840
I'd take off to GET MAD BIRB POOSI, shit on statues and people looking at statues - then steal lots of shiny objects.

>>55314430
So pretty much exactly the same thing I always do in D&D

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>>55303840
HAVE A GREAT TIME

*Squawk*

Devolve into a T-rex.

>>55303975
What system?

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>>55303840

>>55304414
Irony is strong in you.

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We can still adventure!

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>>55303840

Seek out the Macaw Priests. In their wisdom lies the path to our salvation.

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>budgie
>adorable

literaly shit tier birb

>>55318368
you shut your whore mouth

>>55303840
Haha, jokes on the sorcerer! My character is already a wereraven and thus immune to shapeshifting magic. Once he walks off thinking he's won I can change back at will.

Also, already being a birb at heart, this is nothing too particularly off putting.

>>55316795
You are just imagining it

>>55321272
>proud raven cursed to be in budgie body
>nothing too particularly off putting

>>55323237
Well if I can change back due to being a shapeshifter, not a big deal. If not, well, fuckingsorcereri'llpeckyoureyesoutandshitinthesocketsyoulittleshit

Then try and track down someone to change me back.

Seems like a lot of shitting going to go down

In my setting there's actually a city-state for sentient birds, Cloudcuckooland, located between the heavens and earth. So we WOULD just go there but SOMEBODY ruined it for everyone.

>>55303840
Chirp angrily and take a shit on the sorceror's head. Fly away.

>>55318368
sauce on that birbppffft?

Squawk

>>55328501
Don't eat parrots, bud

>>55328501
Looks like a type of parrot to me

>>55328501
masked lovebird

>>55316795
anime is stricly inferior to just about any bird so i don't care

>>55303975
Why not?

>>55304366
Don't forget trying to feed the bird in the mirror by spitting on it

>>55334877
>EAT IT

Never shutup

>>55303840
If it's my players
>the party will somehow get drunk
>this will somehow result in a huge number of deaths
>someone will attempt to fuck a sheep.
>I'll be told 10/10 best campaign in years

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>>55303840
Carry on as usual.

>>55303840
Look for cheep thrills.

>>55304438
Murderbirb Returns: The Revenge of Murderbirb

>>55344346
55th post, best post.

>>55344855
Coincidental dubs make it true.

>>55344855
>55th post
>55
wow...

>>55304366
>>55334877
Underrated

>>55344855
Holy sh*t

>>55347210
Sounds like you just agree with it

>>55344855
AND SO IT WAS TRUE BY THE POWER OF 55

>>55303840
Shit all over his tower/carrige/person

>>55303902
Been there, done that, still bitter over spending a session playing as a turkey with a massive Dex penalty.

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>>55303840
Laugh now, sorceror. I will follow you down to the end of the world. I will find where you live. And then I will shit on everything you love. So laugh now while you can.

>>55303840

I use my wizardry to turn the sorcerer into a hedgehog.

>>55352062
lel

>>55304009
hummies are funny

Probably the exact same thing we were doing before, but now we don't have to cast a spell to fly.

>>55354068
T'rexes were my ancestors I'll have you know

>>55303840
Eat seed