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Hottest girl in Magic the Gathering? Pic related has my vote.

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Hottest girl in Magic the Gathering? Pic related has my vote.
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Nice boomerang, nerd
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This should do it.
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I mean...

yeah...
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>>55298941
I'd unite that flesh, if you know what I mean
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Nu-mtg plebs stand aside

this is Belbe

she's a phyrexian robo-elf princess
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>>55299141
Nice antlers, nerd.
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>>55298941
Personal favorite
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Not posting superior cardu.
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>>55298941
That artwork looks weird without her servants
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>>55301431
Fuck off Jace, you'll always be Worst Girl.
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I don't know, the Ixalan vampires are pretty charming.
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My first mtg crush
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Emma Handy.
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>>55301646
Yes.
Elesh is best girl but those cleric conquistador vampires are top tier.
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>>55301831
Yes.
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>>55301831
>>55301857
>>55301646
And heck, I'm waiting for the full art of this piece by Seb.

He knocked it out of the park a-fucking-gain.
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>>55301857
>>55301873
God bless Seb and Bastien.
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>>55300048
Looks East Asian'ish to me anon.
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Always go back to this one
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>>55300869
Hello my friend that's a pretty old card you got there haha but could you please delete this post and then delete that image off your pc? Magic doesn't really have guns anymore so it's best if we leave that in the past :)
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Please, nissa will always be the best
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>>55300048

>nigress

go back to /pol/
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>>55299242
>>55299692
You both are men of excellent taste.

>>55301646
>>55301857
Ixalan looks promising.

Shoutout to biggest tits in MTG, the real best girl to come out of Mirrodin.
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>>55302110
(Although this is a close second to be honest)
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>>55302210
>Lusting over a moon
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>>55302368
Leave Sokka alone, he's earned the right to be into that.
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>>55302109
Haha that's so cool! You can get names on 4chan too! It's just like reddit now! I love that place! You must have so many upvotes friend!
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>this art had to go on a card so dog shit even draft fags wouldn't play it

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>55302535
Maybe it's symbolic of how sometimes girls can be pretty but completely useless and true beauty comes from within
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>>55301674
Thanks for posting, Rudy
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>>55302551
True beauty is a measure of how useful they are, which Nissa isn't, at all
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>>55304906
Nissa has other redeeming qualities.Thanks to the anon who made this sweet shop ages ago.
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>tfw no thicc demon waifu
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>>55305177
Of all the Nissas to edit, you pick THAT one?
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>>55302368
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>>55302210
My nigga
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>>55298941
No Thalia, shake my head
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>>55302130
>gets offended by nigger

Reddit would like a word with you.
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>>55302535
>4 damage from 9 mana

Ouch.
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>>55306750
I'd glady sacrifice myself for her.
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>>55302535
This one wins. cant find hotter than that.

Pity its a shit card.
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>>55305331
>not liking the richest Nissa with the nicest ass
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Everyone else BTFO
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>>55301873
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>>55308196
bad post, deactivate your almonds immediately
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>>55307886
Seb is the best MtG artist.
He hasn't done a single bad piece.
>new Sandblast
>Topplegeist
>Archfiend of Ifnir
So good.
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>>55309263
Booplegeist is the best
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>>55309263
Oh goodness you're right:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&artist=[%22Seb%20McKinnon%22]
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>>55299697
Literally who?
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>>55309791
Read the books, newfag. They used to both exist and be good, by licensed fiction standards.
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>>55298941

MTG has extremely slim pickings in this department, but there are some good ones. The one that stuck in my mind is Elvish Ranger from Alliances.
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>the waifu of my main white/blue deck is Avacyn
>literally never get a chance to play her since she's expensive and the times I can it's too risky to play due to hexes and the like
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>>55301873

Ugly hair, too much clothing, too old, poor diet.
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>>55310261
She's getting repringted in November
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Everything posted in this thread honestly sucks. If these are supposed to be the "hottest girls in Magic", Magic has no hot girls.
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>>55298941
I can't believe no one has posted best lawyer yet.

>>55299692
Also an excellent pick.
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>>55310261
That's why commander exists
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>>55310337
Too bad the format is overseen by idiots. It's the best multiplayer format around, but goddamn, they just leave the wrong cards unbanned, while something like Modern is far too zealous on their bans.
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>>55310371
What needs to be banned? Honestly curious, I'm new to the format.
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>>55310268
>Ugly hair
Have you seen how fancy that fucking hair is?
>Too much clothing
What do you expect a devout noblewoman from a pseudo-Renaissance period to wear?
>Too old
She doesn't have a single wrinkle or blemish, plus she's a vampire, age is meaningless.
>Poor diet
Her diet is just blood. Literally just fucking blood.

I'll take a pristine, demure and incredibly fancy vampire priestess over one of your scantily clad, 'thicc' oppai lolis, thank you.
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>>55310316
>giant titties
>can't run away
Pretty much perfect.
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>>55309989
Jori's the greatest ain't she?
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>>55310314
Well would you like to show us some cards from magic then or are you just going to complain and not contribute?
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Always been partial to this long-faced waifu..
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>>55309806
>Been playing since Invasion.
>Newfag
You sure got me anon.
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>>55310381
They ban symptoms instead of root causes. Tooth and Nail, Deadeye Navigator, these cards are used to set up problems by dropping out Primeval Titans and the like.

So they respond by banning Primeval Titan.
What does this fix? People will just find a new card to toss out with Tooth and Nail or recur with Deadeye.
I don't play much EDH, I admit. I won't go into the issues of the philosophy surrounding the banlist either, and how it is interpreted as a guideline. It doesn't matter. The wrong cards are on there, and it's not enforced outside 1v1s anyway.
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>>55310605
She must be pretty sad
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>>55310613
I always wondered why Primeval Titan was on there. I mean, he's good but is he really banworthy? Am I missing something?
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>>55310607
Nice argument based on a statement that can neither be proved nor disproved. Really helped with anything at all.
>LGS used to have shelves selling the fluff books
>shelves are gone now
RIP
But really, the wikis have a page for her. Relative to magic players, if I can check the wiki and find something, it's not a literally who.
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Haven't even posted any angelfus, yet. I am dissapoint.
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>>55310381
Sol Ring
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>>55310631
not him but,
>pay 1U, flicker the titan with Deadeye
>get two tapped lands
You have a lot of mana in commander to repeat this with
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>>55310631
The argument goes something like. "Prime Time hits the field. All players need to respond to Prime Time, either by killing it, but preferably by stealing/copying it. Entire game turns into 'Respond to Prime Time.'" That's why its banned in mainline Commander but not 1v1, at least last I checked.

>>55310624
We'll go back to Kamigawa one day. Mare won't be around forever.
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>>55298941
>numagic shit

Nah. Get a real Phyrexian or go home, none of these dumb numagic mutants.
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>>55310676
Well if you insist
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>>55310707
>We'll go back to Kamigawa one day.

I was trying to make a joke about how having a long face means you're sad but ok
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>>55310613
>>55310631
One of the main differences between the EDH rules committee and the DCI is that the EDH rules committee will choose not to ban a card because they like running it in their decks.
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>>55310582
I want her to spark and replace Chandra as the primary red 'Walker.
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>>55310676
The fuck are you talking about, you blind bitch? At least 3 were already posted.
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>>55299221

Yeah she's the best, if you like ugly pigs.
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Surprised no one has posted best girl (male) yet.
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>>55310829
No one on /tg/ reads the threads they post in.
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>>55310934
I don't know about you, but personally I find white people disgusting to look at.
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>>55310934

She's fucking asian tho
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>>55310723
Patrician taste. W/R angels have great flavor.

>>55310829
Apologies. I legitimately missed the Serra Angel and I personally don't count black angels, but that's on me. You're right.
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>>55310934
There's probably a very good reason for this. Like he's black, too. Or was dropped on his head.
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>>55298941
Based Elesh norn bro. I would let this porcelain queen step on my dick anyday.
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>>55310961
>I personally don't count black angels

Yeah same. I consider them to be 3/5th of an angel, even if they're half white.
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>>55311131
kek
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Probably my first MTG love.
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>>55300048
>>55310934
>>55311131
>It's a "/pol/ can't even fap to card game art without derailing into it's aged repertoire" episode
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>>55298941
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>>55311215
>everyone who doesn't like niggers must be from /pol/

K
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>>55310672
Nice to know you can make baseless accusations that i can't defend myself from just because i can't remember a magic character thats never been referenced on a card.
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>>55300048
>>55310934
>she's has non-white skin so she's african
Yet I'm sure if I posted dark elves as a response, someone would tell me they have European features and simply pigment-shifted skin.
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>>55311301
This is only responding to the first sentence of my post.
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>>55311301
>gets bothered by being called a newfag
>muh oldfag status

I think you're just a faggot.
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>>55305177
>>55305331
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>>55311528
Those ears are atrocious.
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>>55302335
I don't particularly like alien/vedalken girls but do I like how her tits have stretch marks.
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>>55304906
>>55305177
>>55305331
Same artist.
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>>55311291
>So what just because I post /pol/ things for /pol/ reasons like a /pol/tard I must automatically be from /pol/.

Yes. Do you really think anyone is going to buy this "dont stereotype my off-topic racist shitposting" meme? It's pathetic.
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>>55311564
Better than this tho.
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>lore threads always end up in a /pol/ vs normies fight
>now both groups even ruin waifu/cheescake threads

Can you assholes fuck off and let me fap to my nerd cardboards? Fucking americans and they race wars is the stupidest thing.
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>>55311618
god dammit, now I can't unsee this
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>>55311618
I strongly disagree. If we're just talking about the ears the weird bat ears on >>55311528 are ass. The nice face doesn't make up for it.
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>>55311600
None if it was off topic, though. You're just upset that you can't lump everyone into one board and discard the opinion.
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>>55311528
I like this Nissa
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>>55311729
I'm glad we hace different opinions and I respect that.

>>55311757
Her eyer weird me out, I like the Vital Force one because she looks more busty.
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>>55310874

WAIT... WHAT? Really?
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>>55311749
And you're just upset that no woman worth a shit will even give you the time of day, so you retreat to the internet to post stupid off-topic racist remarks like it's supposed to impress people.

I'll take my (You)s now.
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>>55299205
/thread
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>>55304906
>>55311591

a magic anime with cute planeswalkers would be pretty sweet.
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such a sweet liliana art for such a lackluster pw card
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>>55311813
No. It's a meme based on how she's clutching her dress.
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>>55311813

It's supposedly an art error, but an art error neither the artist, nor an editor, nor anyone else at WotC noticed before it went to print? Unlikely.

The question I have, that I've never had the boredom to go look into, is if there's any other mtg cards with erections in them.
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>>55311749
>None if it was off topic, though.

>>55300048 This one wasn't even talking about a black character.

>You're just upset that you can't lump everyone into one board and discard the opinion.

I'm not even lumping everyone into one board, just the /pol/tards. Your lot are so reliant on /pol/ memes that basically can't post normally anymore, so nobody is going to buy this shit.

You've made yourselves the niggers of 4chan and now your trying to get out of it by claiming you dindu nuffin.
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>>55312018
Why would she need to hold her dress like that? The dress isn't going to be in the way or trailing in dirt because she's flying. Therefore it must be a massive dick.
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>>55312059
>is if there's any other mtg cards with erections in them

rk post used to do a lot of dick alters.

read one guy got a playset of lilianas altered with giant dicks and i've always wanted to see them.
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>>55310841
lili plz
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>>55312070
It's a card art thread and someone was annoyed that a criticism was leveled at a dark skinned woman being a favorite. It's as valid a point as fuck elves, big tits, furries, blue hair, or any other characteristics. Everyone is just triggered by someone who isn't like blacks that they scream /pol/.

>>55311814
Here ya go.
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>>55302192
came here for this
was not disappointed

Wotc Pls.
More.Rack.
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>>55312200

>Chandra playing blue
>Lili playing white

YOU HAD ONE JOB!
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>>55312336
>It's a card art thread and someone was annoyed that a criticism was leveled at a dark skinned woman being a favorite

She's not even dark skinned though! You might as well call Lili a negress or chandra! "i don't like X is a valid opinion!" isn't when X was never at hand! There's actual black characters in MtG art and you couldn't even wait until someone posted one before /pol/shitting all over the place!

What the actual fuck is your damage
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>>55311278
I feel this may be kind of illegal
Just 1/2 illegal thought
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>>55304906
>tfw I find this more attractive than any Lily art in the actual cardgame
It's hard being a filthy fucking weeb.
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>>55304906

She looks like mama from Promised Neverland, that same combination of hidden evil and bangability
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>>55310631
Because it reads 5G:tutor coffers+urborg, just being able to fetch any two nonbasics every time it farts is stupidly fucking strong.
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>>55310613
RESPOND TO THE FUCKING SOULBOUND TRIGGER, YOU TROGLODYTE
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This one is the owner of every fat bastard
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>>55311683
This is what happens when you don't have homogeneous races in one location.
Look at Africa too.

The only way to prevent conflict and war is to give each race their own space to live.
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>>55312565
So all of us?
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>>55311683
O B S E S S E D
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>>55310571
Way to sperg out hardcore at a joke
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>>55311813
>>55312018
>>55312059
Art error is correct. The knee was supposed to be forward, but the art director had it changed because it didn't match the limp hovering they wanted vampiric flight to be.
You'll notice that the version on Eric Deschamps' has been retouched to make the cloth drape more accurately.
Can't fix the overall pose, but it did get retouched to lessen the mistake.
>>55312505
To be fair, back when she was first printed in Llorwyn, I think she was meant to be older.
Then Wizards decided to keep her middle-aged looks in Heretical Healer//Defiant Necromancer, which leaves her feeling like the ugly girl who gets the boys because she dresses slutty.

Mainly I just don't like her long face in Heretical Healer.
>also from Origins: the awful art on Tainted Remedy
>and the more traditional look on Demonic Pact

I don't know why Tasigur is allowed to be cute and smug, but Lili is only allowed to be smug.
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>>55312558
see >>55310707
"Entire game turns into 'Respond to Prime Time'"
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>>55311893
>cute planeswalkers
If only. A slice of life spinoff would be fine, given that it's time to actually characterize them.
>remember when Jace wasn't a total fucking nerd?

also,
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/if_the_light_music_club_played_magic_the_gathering
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>>55312059
>unlikely

Or no one who matters has their mind in the fucked up gutter like you do, degenerate.
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>>55312505
>>55312796
The only Lili I love is this one, she looks beautiful in her oath.
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>>55312938
>love
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>>55312938
This is also good. The wide, raised cheekbones are essential and it seems the western-style artists can't get them consistently right.
Eastern-style, meanwhile, just pretends cheekbones don't exist and solves the problem that way.
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>>55299242
yes absolutely. I'd kill a plane for her.
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>>55312692
Pretty much... Yes
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>>55310723
I now know what my 10/10 standards are... fml
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>>55311319
Let's just avoid elf-posting altogether.
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>>55299242
She has a mighty fine portal.
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I appreciate that she is back.
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>>55313534
Seconded. Vraska is great.
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>>55298941
Everyone here is wrong
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>No one posting the only girl worth remembering
God /tg/, why?
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>>55313946
>being a furry
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>>55313969
Kamigawa was a furry heavy set
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>>55314006
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>>55314006
At least you're honest. It's your only redeeming quality.
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>>55314023
I'm not him
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>>55314048
Then he is lost.
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No love for best girl?
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>>55314063
>Bitching about anything anthro
Where the fuck do you think you ARE my friend?
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>>55312878

Have fun getting through life not being able to spot when a girl has a foot long cock tenting their skirt as they float around a room at a decadent bloodbang party, NEEEERD.
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>>55313097

i thought nissa was chandra's bff
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>>55314270
Confused emotional triangle between three girls, some of whom choose to interpret close, intimate trust for love.
Lili is actually doing it because she wants emotional control over Chandra the way she has over Jace.
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magic gay boi
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>>55314387
>gay boi
>breasts
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>>55314621
Do you owned this signed card?
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>>55299697
WHERE'S MY FUCKING PRINTING WIZARDS REEE
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>>55314331
Which is why some of them need to be killed off. How many weatherlight members got killed/turned heel?
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>>55314070
>tfw CrocPatra is not a top tier deck and will likely not improve in the Ixalan block
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I had a teacher that looked just like Plague Witch. Seriously, it was uncanny.
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>>55314691
That doesn't mean you can't love your waifu anon
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>>55301646
It's the drills.
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>>55305177
Wow, I thought I lost that forever.
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>>55309263
He's the best newer MtG artist, for sure.
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>>55310613
Why did they ban Sundering Titan? That card is gorgeous and I've wanted to play it since I first started playing in 2010 but it's verboten in my favorite format.
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>>55310631
He is really not. Its a strong effect but not game-breaking at 6 mana. It was a stupid ban.
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>>55314110
A place notorious for its eternal hatred of Furries? You can make the argument that all of 4chan is into a lot of stuff, furry is one of the few things you cannot. Furry is banned in everything but its containment board, same with shota and loli.
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>>55315780
I'm talking about /tg/, which has always been low-key furry.
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>>55305177
Why does she look like Yolandi here
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>>55316014
Because that card's art was made using a photo of Yolandi as a model. It was a big deal when it happened because the artist was so lazy at not changing it from just being Yolandi.
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>>55314387
>>55313780
>>55310316
Good taste.
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>>55314270
>>55314331
Just color pie things. It's natural for red to be pulled between its black and green allies.
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>>55312938
Oh wow, a aesthetically pleasing Lili, it's a bloody miracle.
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>>55315617
Because it annihilates mana bases really fucking fast.
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>>55315372
Should read: All slivers gain thiccness 1
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>>55298941
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>>55316963
>leapord print
>not black lace
Shit tier alter.
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This thread sucks.
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>>55298941
How has everyone resisted posting this?
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Pity Emrakul ruined her.
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I've always been bummed that Kiora has never again looked as good as she did in this image.
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>>55301674
>dat increment in armor
The last picture is fucking retarded.
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>>55317154

you must like slav prostitutes a lot
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>>55312938
The only reason why I was happy to have pulled it.
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>>55310874
There's too much light in this picture, he should have used candlelight or blue, cold light, it looks bland like this.

Everybody knows that when the night is young vampires blend with normal people in social occasions and only when the party is over they show their savage side.
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Seeing Elesh Norn just reminded me about the lore
>Eldrazi not defeated, Emmy is still sitting pretty in the moon
>Phyrexian's are still pissing about, going full Borg on everyone while waging war on each other
>Bolas now has an army of literal meat shields and is possibly going around fucking planes every which way
>Even despite his fascist dictatorship, Tezzeret had a functioning society going on Kaladesh that the GW dismantled because some angsty twats couldn't handle dem rules. Granted, the true purpose of the law was harvesting Aether and building a bridge to travel across the blind eternities on, but still.
>Amonkhet is now a wasteland devoid of life
Did GW even do anything aside fuck up and failing that, fuck up worse?
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>>55312059
>is if there's any other mtg cards with erections in them.
>>55312145
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>>55312773
I think that was meant to be a joke as well, anon.
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>>55312007
She should dress some more, they tell me it's pretty chilly in not-Egypt.
>>55313489
Great pick, one of the few of the thread.
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The real best waifu is here.
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>>55317154
Why does Liliana look black? God that face.
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>>55298941
Every time I see Elesh in a thumbnail, I keep thinking that the prong is the forward direction of her face.
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>>55317489
It was a period when they were experimenting with her ethnicity. She went from pale to olive to mulatto, only to swing right back around again to pale when we saw her again.
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One of my all time favs.
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>>55309989
>>55310582
>>55310788
Strongly agree Jori should be a planeswaller
>>55311757
>>55311810
The solid green eyes bug me a bit too. Especially on the Legacy Figures (there's a big discussion about what went wrong with whos to be had). I mean the eyes made her look 'soulless', I attempted to paint them in with meh results. Also her magical changing bust is irritating too
>>55313780
Jhoira's defiantly my favorite human thats for sure
>>55317098
It's fantasy theres always a chance to bring characters back
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>>55316464
She got a lot hotter after she went traveling for a year
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>>55317624
>It's fantasy theres always a chance to bring characters back
Not from what Emrakul did to her. Well, unless they're willing to completely undo the permanent impact of the Eldrazi
As for Nissa's magical breasts, I've met woman who look busty in some lights but not in otherwise so its something that can happen. And lets face it, what's more Green than things that get bigger in some circumstances but not all the time?
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Quick question: why did Emrakul want to be in Innistrad's moon and what the fuck is she doing in there?
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>>55317624
The guy with the lion face looks fucking retarded.
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>>55317772
According to her Innistrad isn't ready for her. Apparently there should be "rejoicing" and I think she says something to the effect of the harvest being forced ahead of its time. I assume this means that Nahiri forcing Emrakul to manifest buggered up the usual Eldrazi schedule of slowly corrupting and crumbling a plane apart, and that Emrakul allowed herself to be bound to the moon so she could just sit and wait until the stars are right
Which leads me to my second theory that the Eldrazi actually respond to the 'nature' of a plane in meta terms. So, on Zendikar they manifest as these huge titanic final bosses tucked away at the end of a gigantic prison-dungeon because Zendikar was an adventure world so the Eldrazi placed themselves as the final boss out to destroy everything. Things are much subtler on Innistrad as the plane is more about horror and the creeping sense of inevitable doom, so Emrakul is trying to position herself as the classical Lovecraftian monstrosity waiting for some abritrary moment where 'the stars are right' to devour the plane
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>>55317810
>Apparently there should be "rejoicing" and I think she says something to the effect of the harvest being forced ahead of its time
maybe innistrad is going to fuck itself up so badly the inhabitants will be happy to see it all gone
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>>55317840
Wouldn't surprise me at this point. The angels went insane so humanity is on the ropes, the werewolf packs were ripped apart and corrupted into those horrifying drone things, and the vampires seem to be going off the deep end with alarming regularity lately
Pretty sure the only people celebrating now are the ghoulcallers and the necro-alchemists, and even that's just because they have a lot of new material to work with
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>>55317810
>the Eldrazi actually respond to the 'nature' of a plane in meta terms
very cool anon. how would eldrazi fare on lorwyn? or ravnica?
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>>55315780
>same with shota and loli.
Hold on one moment here, when did loli become not okay on 4chan?
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>>55317964
idk, but it's one of the global rules now, loli is only on b, posting it anywhere else is a ban
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>>55317964
>Hold on one moment here, when did loli become not okay on 4chan?
When 4chan became Reddit for people who pretend to hate Reddit.
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>>55317949
>lorwyn
I think that would come down to how they interact with the aurora. If they plug into the nature of a plane to extract its mana, they could very well 'flip' like the rest of the plane does and create Shadowmoor versions of themselves. Which would be interesting to say the least, as if the elves are anything to go by Shadowmoor Eldrazi would end up being eldritch abominations on the side of good. I'm not sure if Magic is ready for the Eldrazi doing their best impression of Destiny's Traveler.
>ravnica
I really don't know how that might go, Ravnica doesn't really have a true 'apocalyptic' threat, except possibly the Nephilim but they got dropped pretty quietly and being four coloured beasties it would be very odd to see them as colorless creatures. Maybe the Eldrazi would end up corrupting the city from below, becoming that eternal fear of the ordered city being destroyed from the bottom up? Kind of an inverse of what happened on Innistrad, instead of hiding up on the moon the Eldrazi lurk in the sewers
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>>55317810
>>55317772
>>55317409
While not confirmed, it's been hinted towards that the Eldrazi fulfill a unique role in the multiverse's ecosystem by recycling dying planes (Amonkhet for example would probably be up for recycling very soon). Ulamog destroys everything, Kozilek wipes everything clean, then Emrakul reshapes the plane.

Emrakul was forcibly summoned to Innistrad and went about reshaping things, but as Ulamog and Kozilek hadn't done their work yet, things went really weird, so Emrakul stopped what she's doing and decided to wait for the plane to be ready for reshaping.

Which is probably never going to happen, because the Gatewatch fucked over the multiverse by killing the other two Eldrazi titans. With those two gone, planes will just die and not be remade unless there's something out there that can replace Ulamog and Kozilek. So yeah, not only did they not manage to save many people, they fucked up the multiverse with their only victory.
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>>55306750
her face is off slightly. Look.
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>>55312007
Her right shoulder is extended too far, looks like she has a huge back hump on her right side
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>>55317964
>>55317981
It's not, it's okay to post loli unless it's explicit. If it's OT just spoiler it.

Only a retarded mod would ban you, it's still fucking 4chan, for fuck's sake, can you imagine /a/ without lolis? I don't even like loli. Oh, and I'm talking about drawings, child models are a no-no.
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>>55318111
>Fucked up the multiverse with their only victory
If fanwank is to be valued over lack of information in-canon, Kozilek and Ulamog aren't "dead" so much as their manifested forms were destroyed. If the roles they play are pre-determined and not the result of separate consciousness' willfully affecting the multiverse, then it's safe to assume that any effort to "imprison" or "destroy" them is more akin to a minor setback. We have no idea how long Bolas was fucking up Amonkhet or if other planes weren't being recycled while the titans were imprisoned.

My guess is that they can manifest on multiple planes at the same time and Sorin and co just happened to interrupt a trio of their forms. Chandra and co then destroyed two of those manifested forms and that version of Emrakuul saw that, saw Innistrad wasn't in need of a reset just yet, and put that form on standby until the plane was ready/other two eldrazi showed up. It also means the GW never had a real victory, given the DECADES of restructuring Kaladesh will have to slog through or the utter devastation on both Zendikar and Amonkhet.

Seriously, how can one group be so utterly incompetent and STILL manage to be cast as the heroes?
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>>55318250
No shit, we're talking about porn you stupid faggot
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>>55312938
Reminds me of Carrie-Anne Moss.
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>>55299644
Isn't Kolaghan a dude, though? I remember Ojutai being one of the dude dragons, but I can't remember who else.
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>>55318388
>it's one of the global rules now
>now
Porn has always been banned from blue boards, retard. What was the point of saying it?
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>>55318418
Ojutai and Silumgar are the male dragons.
Dromoka, Kolaghan and Atarka are the female dragons.
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>>55318415
Yes, I couldn't exactly picture who she reminded me of, it's Carrie.
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>>55317253
i thought you wouldnt like the bullet tit armor on the second one
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>>55318445
Why wouldn't I?
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>>55318256
Doesn't Ugin describe it like a person reaching their hand into a pond, to the fish the hand would be everything there is, but it's really just a part of the larger form reaching in?

So we cut their hands hands off and imprisoned their hands.
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>>55302073
I used to have a multicolored deck just for having her in my hand
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>>55317098
>ruined
improved
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>>55318256
The Gatewatch accounted for the fact that the Eldrazi Titans exist beyond the planes they are present in.

Using the metaphor of >>55318482, the fish that are the Gatewatch basically bit the hand that is the Eldrazi's physical presence and used it to drag the entirety of their being into Zendikar, so every part of their body was immersed in reality. Then they used all of the mana of Zendikar to permanently kill both Ulamog and Kozilek.

They're gone, dead, killed in the only way that they can possibly be killed. There is no way for Ulamog and/or Kozilek to come back with resorting to headcanon or without WotC inventing some excuse later down the line.
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>>55317098
All the angels on in innistrad were great. To bad the whole plan was fucked up.

And I've always loved the more martial angels, either in W/R or just W.
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>>55318608
>The power of friendship overcoming reality destroying eldritch beings from beyond time and space

I don't know what was worse, that or Emmy getting locked in a moon, eldrazi were turned into a joke.
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>>55318747
Yeah, they really had no idea how to handle the Eldrazi. They should have used them to show how weak the nuWalkers are compared to the old Planeswalkers and kill a few of them off in the process. Nissa, Chandra, and Gideon should have been offed and Zendikar destroyed utterly before Ulamog and Kozilek moved on to another plane. Instead we got the Jacetice League with impenetrable plot armor and the amazing power of the Impeccable Asspull.
I mean, they can beat the most powerful beings in all of existence but they don't stand a chance against one nuWalker that happens to be a dragon?
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>>55318747
>>55318608
>>55319943
Don't forget, thought, that the Eldrazi killed were weakened by their captivity on Zendikar, making it easier to kill them. When they faced Emrakul, she had regained much or her former power, but had issues (enslaved?) so she used gatewatch to put her in the moon. That was her doing, not theirs.
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>>55317154
Wonder if we'll get another of these 'all planeswalkers so far' again?
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>>55318111
Emrakul is recreating her brothers in the moon
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>>55320110
Too many for that.
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>>55312938
>>55313103
Liliana Heretical Healer/Defiant Necromancer is best Lili you plebes.
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>>55319943
>I mean, they can beat the most powerful beings in all of existence but they don't stand a chance against one nuWalker that happens to be a dragon?
To be fair, I prefer when victory is a more complicated set of circumstances rather than 'A is more powerful than B' as is more common in fiction. History has often shown that proper context, strategy and tactics can make a weaker force win against a stronger force in their moment of weakness.

The Gatewatch caught the Eldrazi off-guard, while they walked right into Nicol Bolas' trap. Them winning against the Eldrazi is arguably still bullshit, but even if you were to accept that a victory against Bolas in those circumstances was unlikely. (And the whole thing is stupid anyways. Why would you fight a powerful enemy in a location that is 100% under the enemy's control, up to the very lives of all living beings there?)
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>>55317624
You can thank Dawn Marin for not allowing consistent bust charts for artists to use
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>>55319943
That's an inaccurate description of Nicol Bolas.

More accurately, he's an elder dragon - the best sort of dragon - that is also an archmage - the best sort of mage - that happens to be a nuWalker.

And yes, that's all it takes to piss over an unprepared Gatewatch.
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>>55320310
>Why would you fight a powerful enemy in a location that is 100% under the enemy's control, up to the very lives of all living beings there?
Because the writers made them into superheroes, so they mush follow the cliches of Marvel and DC.
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>>55320270
>saying this when Oath of Lili, The Last Hope and Eldritch Moon promo art exist
"no"
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>>55320168
Nonsense. You can fit as many characters in an image as you want if you do it right.
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>>55320377
Except WotC's characters tend to have much more detail than that, for better or worse. It's possible with anime characters because their aesthetics are so streamlined.
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>>55320340
Basically, he's a a slightly depowered God who is still more powerful than most "real' gods in the setting.
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>>55314711
That card is kind of bad unless you really really want to discard cards that badly
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>>55318029
Lorwyn's Aurora is over and done with now. It wasn't part of the plane itself, just a thing that Oona did to cement her control. Maralen's replaced Oona and put the day/night cycle back to normal. So now Lorwyn is just less exaggerated British fairy-tale land.

Or it would be, if Wizards was consistent with their lore. The cards of Lorwyn they've printed since then have referred to its state under Oona.

Ravnica is basically Shadowrun. The threat of that plane is the inextricable and contractual control of institutions. The plane just wouldn't function without the Guilds. If this 'nature-mirroring Eldrazi' theory were true and they showed up on Ravnica, I think they'd probably work through the Gruul and Golgari tearing those institutions apart. Which would continue the theme of the Green guilds being villains, I guess.
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>>55320340
So one draconic demigod is WAY more powerful than two Eldritch Horrors?
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>>55320694
>The cards of Lorwyn they've printed since then have referred to its state under Oona.
Cards printed outside of their blocks don't usually fit in chronologically with where that plane is at the point of the new card being printed. EDH just got a new WG Mirri and she's been dead as fuck for a long time now.
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>>55314691

What >>55314719 said. It doesn't matter that she's not a top-tier deck. She doesn't have to be to be a top-tier cardfu.
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The best of 2 worlds
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Why can't they print an Innistrad themed female demon?
I want something like this in a card border yesterday.
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>>55320310
>Why would you fight a powerful enemy in a location that is 100% under the enemy's control, up to the very lives of all living beings there?)
They did explain this. I assumr you dont actually read the stories but choose to criticize them anyway. Their logic was that any time they spent planning, the more time they gave Nicol Bolas to learn about them and counterplan, which he would use better because he is obviously much smarter than them. So the plan was to try and get the drop on him. Its why they went in arms flailing but were surprised to see that he wasn't there in the first Amonkhet story. Of course this idea obviously failed but its not like they didnt give them a reason for rushing in without a plan.
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>>55320975
I wouldn't say that, but the only real reason the gatewatch killed ulamog and kozilek is due to their planning. They knew how the hedrons worked, how leylines worked, and how the eldrazi worked. However, they underestimated Bolas, underestimated Ajani's advice and just dove head first to amonkhet. If they had a plan of action and waited for five seconds (as in help ajani out) then every event on amonkhet would've played out without them.

Fortunately they didn't and now everyone got their wish of a defeated gatewatch.
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>>55320975
A draconic demigod capable of overpowering an entire pantheon of actual gods and enslaving them.

I'd say he's on the same level as a single Eldrazi Titan, with the advantage of not being a near-mindless force of nature.
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>>55321610
he was referring to the fact they phisically went against him in the last part of the story, not the fact that they went to amonkhet in the first place, wich is still pretty stupid by the way.
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>>55321757
Eh... id say he isnt as "powerful" as any eldrazi titan. But I think Im willing to say hes smarter than at least one of the eldrazi (Ulamog, who is kind of a relentlessly hungry blind idiot god), or at least more "intelligent".
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>>55321473
Angels are female, demons are male. How have you not caught on?
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Vampires suck
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>>55321909
I think you're submitting a little too hard to the Lovecraftian-elder-god memes. Wizard of the Coasts doesn't treat the Eldrazi like undefeatable elder gods, they're just powerful beings of the Blind Eternities that can and have been beaten.

Through the magic he has acquired, the intellect he possesses, his natural physical supremacy and his planeswalker spark, Nicol Bolas is possibly the single most dangerous being in the Multiverse. Comparing him to an Eldrazi Titan is like comparing an experienced hunter with an arsenal of big-game hunting rifles and a cadre of eager servants to a rhinoceros. Sure, he might physically be weaker but with the resources he possesses, he's more than capable of handling such threats.
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>>55321707
>the only real reason the gatewatch killed ulamog and kozilek is due to their planning
But their plan fell apart and they just set the Eldrazi on fire at the last minute instead, Goofus.
>>55321757
>an entire pantheon of actual gods
They're not actual gods, Dingus. They're just powerful beings. If they were actual gods they could shape their plane to their wills.
>>55322060
>Wizard of the Coasts doesn't treat the Eldrazi like undefeatable elder gods, they're just powerful beings of the Blind Eternities that can and have been beaten.
Bullshit. That's exactly what they were. It took 3 actual Gods(original Planeswalkers, one of which was an Elder Dragon Archmage) just to imprison them.
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>>55321897
Again same reason they went in the first place. They thought they could get the jump on him. Turns out he got the jump on them. Its narrative irony.

Also literally what other option did they have? If we concede nicol bolas is a hyper super duper genius, then we also concede that they couldnt spend time preparing because hed be doing the same only better. Its a common idea that to beat someone who is extremely good at planning, you should do something unexpected, regardless of how effective it actually is in real life. Also gideon feels he is indestructible. The narrative purpose of him physically confronting Bolas would be to show to him that he is not and move his arc forward based on that knowledge.

They also used it to show a deeper motivation for him that wasnt specifically pointed out earlier. We know he does what he does because he killed his friends, but the story allowed them to show more specifically he does dangerous things (like getting in the way of a millenia old dragon) because on some level he feels its self punishment and will eventually get him killed, as would be appropriate in his view. If he killed his friends, why should he live? That sort of thing. The opportunity is used to have him realize dying would be a pointless retribution.

Jace was being intentionally lead on (and narratively they wanted to show bolas and ugins minds were similar) to try and mindfuck him, chandra is just legit not very smart, Liliana knew it was a bad idea from the beginning, and I dont know if theres any real thing for Nissa other than she was going with the flow which is I guess a pretty green thing if thats what they intended.
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>>55322149
>They're not actual gods, Dingus.
I'll trust what Wizards of the Coast has written over your headcanon.
>It took 3 actual Gods(original Planeswalkers, one of which was an Elder Dragon Archmage) just to imprison them.
And it took four planeswalking mages and a plot device in the form of Zendikar itself to permanently destroy two out of the three of them.

Maybe at one point the Eldrazi were meant to be cosmic monstrosities of immense power. At this point however, they're just big, burly tentacle monsters, two of which are permanently dead after being slain by mages and one of which is hiding in a moon because Innistrad tasted icky.
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>>55322149
>But their plan fell apart and they just set the Eldrazi on fire at the last minute instead, Goofus.
Well sure their original plan failed but if they never knew about the leylines and if Jace didn't talk to ugin then they would've been dead
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>>55322004
Wait there's no male angels? My fujo gf is gonna be disappointed
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>>55322060
>Sure, he might physically be weaker but with the resources he possesses, he's more than capable of handling such threats.
This is pretty much what I was saying. The other thing is, we do not know how smart the eldrazi are. That was kind of a whole thing. It was probably intentional that they never greatly hinted at how smart the eldrazi titans actually are. Theyre so alien we couldnt understand how smart they are. The only one I seem to recall them pointing out is that they often characterized Ulamog as being the mindless eating one that doesnt do or think anything but consume. Mythologically this was represented by Cosi fucking with him the most and how Ula solved things with dumb strength. The individual brood members are not really "intelligent" because they are just basically cells, but we pretty much have no grasp on the titans' intelligence other than vague hints that they serve a greater purpose.
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>>55322305
There are male angels in Planar Chaos and Amonkhet.
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>>55322305
There are but just in Amonkhet. They're also there just to make the players feel like something's weird and off, because we're so used to angels being female.

They're also not particularly attractive.
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Eldrazi always sucked. The only reason people liked them was "muh cthulu mythos!" They were braindead lame enemies with piss-poor motivations that had nothing on previous MtG villains. The best thing WotC did was kill them off.
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>>55322172
This. Every member of the gatewatch was doomed to fail in their own way due to tragic circumstances (although to be honest nissa probably had the best chance of beating Nicol bolas, and if they weren't fighting on a plane that bolas didn't screw over then nissa could've done a lot more damage but still probably lose.)
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>>55322315
The fact that Kozilek get fucked up in exactly the same fashion as Ulamog makes me feel like they were of roughly level intelligence and that Kozilek is only characterized as smarter because of how his brood interacts with planes, in comparison to Ulamog's. Then there's Emrakul, who is hinted to have only retreated into Innistrad's moon because she was compelled by the plane's cryptoliths to remain there, despite her having no desire to process it. There doesn't seem to be much reason behind her actions other than fulfilling her purpose. She's a dumb force of nature, just like the other two.
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>>55322410
The Gatewatch trapped them. That doesnt really have any bearing or indication of how intelligent they are unless you want to go down the slippery slope of "well if theyre so smart how did they get caught????" Your logic behind Emrakul also doesnt make any sense. Emrakul goes to planes when she senses a thing apparently, she went because the cryptoliths did the thing. Its not like she was "tricked", Nahiri didnt want to "beat" her, she just wanted her to do her thing, which she stopped doing when she realized what happened.

Being beaten (or "beaten" in Emrakul's case) doesn't indicate intelligence. Also compare where they actively talk about how alien eldrazi are andmake a point of not saying how smart they are versus how much emphasis hey place on letting us know Bolas IS EXTREMELY smart. It would imply that we are supposed to be unsure how intelligent eldrazi are (not assume that they are dumb animals), but be damned certain bolas is a fucking mastermind. Im sure at one point the Gatewatch will beat Bolas as well somehow.
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>>55322326
>>55322316
Whoops forgot about them guess I got brain damage or something
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>>55323058
Xhe is handsome.
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>>55322326
they look more like an actual construct, closer to a golem than a human.

haven't seen best girl with best buns yet
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>>55323174
nice jpg quality buns
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>>55317606
This gentleman wins finally
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>>55312398
Clearly mental enchantments are in effect here.
It's why Chandra looks so smug and Lili looks so pitiful.
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>>55310687
Unfortunately they reprint it in every premade, so it'll never be banned.
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Azorius Guildmage shoutout.

A cutie.
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Tamiyo
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>>55323800
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>>55323821
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>>55322009
H I P S A N D T H I G H S A R E M Y D E M I S E
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>>55323879
Tamyio sure has anorexia in this pic
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>>55323800
>>55323821
Where are the tits?
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>>55299721
that's a man
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i can smell how fertile she is from here
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>>55298941

More than half the girls in this thread are down right ugly or monsters posted ironically.

MTG really is a shitshow when waifus are concerned. No wonder when they have puritan art directors who censor even the few good girls they'd get. Picture related, it's the original art for Seeker of Skybreak (7E) before they added her a skirt.
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>>55324643
I like the skirt version better...
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>>55302192
HUEG TATS
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>>55313946
my nigga
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>>55324643
wtf I wasn't even aware that the card version was 'censored', thank you for enlightening me!

I feel like I can appreciate this artwork from a whole new angle now...
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>>55323647
In HD you realize that the glass thing in her hand is a bong.
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>>55324524
She has a couch that's a dragon that's a raccoon. That's pretty cute.
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>>55323158
Its genderless, shitlord.
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>>55326183
Well it really doesn't matter because this thread will die in 5 seconds anyway.

So, here is the cutest girl in all of magic;
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