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What is the dwarf equivalent of John Smith?

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What is the dwarf equivalent of John Smith?
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>>55295671
Well according to your table it would be Bolin Hillstone.
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>>55295671
>Haggar Hillbattle
>Tfw bullies turn my name to haggler after a while
>Tfw it's like anudda holocaust
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>>55295671
>Reingar Runeholm
>Produces dwarven pornography
>Famous for his extreme close-up scenes where you can see the metal cooling evenly.
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>>55295671
Urist McMiner
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>>55295671
Thunderaxe
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>>55295671
>Bomin Goldhand
>Rich merchant dwarf with Gold prosthetic
>Distrusted after my flourishing trade with human lowlands results in me picking up their mannerisms/dress
>No-one trusts a dwarf who wears cloth instead of plate
>Sell inferior human goods
>Become the fantasy equivalent of "Honest John's Quality Preloved Car Dealership"
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>>55295671
>Urkon Runebattle
Truly a glorious and powerful dwarf of which legends there are told of.
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>Thorhardt Underbeard

I wield several hammers which I hide under my long beard
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>Ragin Hammerbrew

Truly, the most dorfy name.
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Just pick a common Scandinavian name, like Sven, or Muhammed
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>>55295671
>Urist Beardbeard
I've never loved my name so much as I do right now
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>Bomkarl Runeholme

It sounds like I would be the dwarf equivalent of the village idiot.
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>>55295671
>Ragin Hillbattle
I'm not sure about this one
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Something with Iron or Stone in it
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>>55295671
>Gimgar Hillsmith

Even in fantasy I am mundane.
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>>55295671
Durin Doombattle.

Aye, that'll do.
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>>55295684
Thread ended here.
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>>55295671
>Urin Beardson

Sounds pretty generic to me; I'd say I'm the John Smith of Dwarves.
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>>55295671
Urist Smith or Smithsson
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Durgan Spikemountain.
> Left caves and build himself a house in the dirt under the hill like a hobbit. People call him madman. Later house became big enouph to host a small inn where travellers, who cant bear dwarven small quarters, rest.
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>>55295671
>not using the superior version
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>>55299493
>Gimist Goldgrip
A fine dwarf goldsmith, decked out in rings, armlets, torcs and more.
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>>55299493
>Durni Runebrow

He ain't too bright, but he's got a forehead like an anvil.
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>>55299493
I AM THE MIGHTY DORF LORD GRUNDIL RUNEHAMMER
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>>55295671
>to get the name Urist you need s-t and q-r
shit list
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>>55299493
>Dwali Runeaxe
Runewarrior. Neat.
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>>55295671
Urist DoomMason.
His job consists of pushing minecarts and hauling items in wheelbarrows. He's a trained mason, adept in crafting stone blocks and furniture, and in assembling masonry structures.
He prides himself on being able to work obsidian into blocks, even still warm from the farm.
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>>55299493
>Durvi Stonestrike
>First I clear out the mine, then I destroy your kind.
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How is "Wilfur Goodhand" a dwarf name?

It sounds more like the village fuccboi great with handy jays.
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>>55299493
>Bornar Deepgrip
I don't like it.
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>Bomgan Hillshield

Bomgan?
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>Bolin Goldfoundersson
aspiring dwarf merchant, sending caravans all over the globe.
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>>55299493
>Dwallin Runebrew
Barkeeper/Alchemist who gets his jobs mixed up.
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>>55299493
I don't know, first table gives me
>Wilgar Axehand
But when you use the shortened form of my name it comes to Willi. Which I can totally see being a nickname for Wilgar.

Meanwhile your table gives me Murvi shortened to Murdar.
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>>55299859
Shuttup non-Trevor.
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>>55295671
>Urfan Underbattle

Fuck this. I am out.
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>>55295671
>Hagin Goldfoundersson
So, like, a member of a clan of dwarves that specialize in making cast gold?
That's… respectable, I guess. A bit of niche market, I'd wager.
Unless there's a fucking monstrous amount of gold yet to be mined, and we're the only ones working gold at all.
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>>55295763
>embrace the nickname
>become the shrewdest merchant in the land
>their faces when I bring gold and riches to the clan
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>>55299493
>Durli Runebrew
Magic ale. That's fuckin' legit.
>>55300031
My brother!
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>>55295671
Durgar Runebattle
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>>55295671
I am literally Hagkarl Undershield...Boy, this list sure did me justice

That straight line life
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>>55299859
Are you complaining because that's uncommon or? Cuz Tyler is a pretty common name.
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Urist
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>>55295671
>Ragin Beardstone

...lewd?
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>>55295996

Holy shit that's a fucking winner
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>>55299859

Not everyone can be as based as

>>55295996
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>>55295671
Do I count й as y or i?
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>>55300448
Coz i'm either
Durgan/Durnar Axe(founders)son
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>>55299493
>Urin Goldbrow
Just put me out of my misery
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>>55295671
>can't form Ironfist
>most overused dwarf name of all times
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> Urkarl Goodhelm.
> Dwarven Paladin
> Get name after my helmet takes a giant's club to it with nary a dent.

Fine craftsmanship, dwarven work.
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>>55299493
> Gimdil Bloodbrow

I wouldn't fuck with me with a name like that.
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>>55295671
Bolist Runebeard

How would you even put runes on your beard?
Pink ribbons with the runes scribed on them?
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Surely 'Smith' is a perfectly legit dwarf name?
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>>55295862
This, only true answer
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>>55299493
>Urin Runebeard
>Urin
How about no?
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>>55295671
Ragist Hillbrew
>>55299493
Thorgrim Doomstrike

I have a chill hill dwarf and a crazed mountain dwarf.
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>>55295671
>Reinhelm Bloodhelm

Well if that isn't a edgy fallen paladin I don't know what is
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>>55295671
Bomin Hammerbattle
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>>55300448
I would say Y, but I'm not confident of that. Cyrillic letters make things complicated. I wouldn't know how to count that spanish N either.
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>>55295671
bolist goldfounderson
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>>55299493
Urvi Anvilgrip.

I'm a dwarf blacksmith known to hit people with my anvil from time to time.
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>>55301220
Surely Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle?
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>>55295671
>Urin Goldbrew
Well laddies! Wanna taste me "special" ale?
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>>55295671
>Reinnar Goldbattle
>>55299493
>Grungi Runegrip

I think I prefer the first one. Rolls better off the tongue.
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>>55295671
Durist beardsmith, smithing the durist beards this side of home forge.
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>>55295671
>Bolin Goldhelm
>Warrior Noble
>Who also partakes in sports involving the flinging of rocks at others
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>Ragnar Goldbattle
Ready your weapons! Soon the trading floor will be open!
Our names will echo in the Dow Jones for years to come!
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>>55295671
Durin Ironmountain
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>>55299493
Urdar Stoneheart

Wow
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>>55299493
>Urli Deepbellow
He the guy who warns the crew about cave-ins
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>>55299493
Thorgi Goldhammer? This table sucks.
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>>55295671

>Gimcarl Hammerfounderson
your chart is shit
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>>55295671
>Dwaist Goldson
Blond dwarves

>>55299493
>Maggrim Runebeard
I like this one
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>>55295671
>Ragist Hillholme
Holy shit, that's god awful. This chart is really fuckin' bad.

>>55299493
>Thorgrim Doomforge
Now THAT'S more like it.

>>55305822
You're out of your mind, dude. Second one is wayyy better.
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>>55295671
Reinkarl Hillsmith.
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>>55295671
>Ragfan Axeshield
>nobody questioned why he killed himself
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>>55299493
Grundil Doomhammer.
NICE
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>>55295671
>Balgan Bloodsmith
Not sure if that makes me a warrior or a eugenicist, but I'll be the best damn one either way
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>>55295671
>Hankarl Runehelm
Could be worse.
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>>55299493
>Bornar Thunderhammer

Bretty gud
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>>55299493
>Thorni Steelaxe
>semi-naked barbarian
>lives on the surface to shit all over the surface-dwellers world.
>"fook yer shite forest, ye knifeear hoor"
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>>55295671
>tfw urin goldbrew
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>>55295671
Reinkarl Beardsmith
Dwarvern barber, perhaps?

>>55299493
Grundil Stonehammer
Probably just your average miner, maybe a mason if he's particularly interesting. Ho hum.
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>>55295671
>Gimgar Goldsmith

The only real answer is Urist McMiner though
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>>55295671
>Durin Goodhand
Eh, okay, awkward thing is I have a condition which makes me shit at using my hands, that or someone keeps injecting my hands with crack.
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>>55306790
you think THAT is a barbarian name? I got Urli Bloodhammer!
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> Bolin
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>>55295671
Ragin Axebattle
>>55299493
Thorli Steelgrip

I like the first one more.
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>Hagfan Axeshield

I don't dislike it
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>>55299493
>Ragnar Ironaxe
No complaints here
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>>55295671
Willi Hillforge
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>>55299493
Murdar Doomfist

So im either a dick smith or dick puncher? Not sure how to feel about that.
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>>55295671

> Durin Runesmith

Step aside snowflakes, dwarfen cliche incarnate coming through!
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>>55295671
>Ragin Goldfoundersson

That's terrible.

>>55299493
>Thorli Runebrew

That's better. Strong ales so stout you'd swear it was magic.
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>>55299493

> Urli Goldgrip

Fuck yeah, that's a kickass name for a dwarfen thief.
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>>55305937
>He will never live up to his father's legacy of founding the hammer
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>>55295671
>Reinhelm Goldsmith

OYYYYYYYY VEY!
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>Reinkarl Fireholme

>[warcry in German]
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>>55295671
>Durist Goodhand
Sounds kinda retarded, honestly.
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>>55299493
>Urgrim Bloodheart
Considerably more badass.
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>>55295671
Reinin Goldhelm

>>55299493
Grumni Runebrow

I'm good with either.
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>>55295671
Seeing as how Dwarves are famous for their smiths? It's literally just John Smith.
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Ragin Beardmountain
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>>55295671
> Last name is Beardbattle
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>>55295671
>Urin Beardfoundersson
I'm part of the OG dwarf clan, dorffas
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>>55299493
>Urdar Bronzeshield
Sounds boring.
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>>55295671

Bolfan Firebattle. Pretty good, I like it.
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