Slaanesh love thread

>>55277180
How does it feel knowing that eventually all sex, drug, and alcohol pleasure will leave you and that eventually you'll have to get your high off shit like self-laceration and burning our your earbuds by listening to the harshest of harsh noise mixtapes? Not dissing, just asking.

>>55277311
God damn it Nurgle I said no defeatists!

Anyway just because something will someday end doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy it while it lasts.

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>>55277379
Artificial highs may be grand but the greatest pleasure is that of having a loving "family..."

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>>55277433
I don't need disease or defeatism to have a loving family.
Plus I can mix my artificial highs with the pleasure of cuddling with someone who loves me. That's part of the point, take both to excess until I feel like I'm melting.

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>>55277180
How do you now when you reach perfection in your chosen art?

GW can never kill slaanesh

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>>55277850
You can never know, you must keep striving for perfection, at first by striving to be better than those around you, then striving to be better than yourself until you burn out and can reach no further. You will never have attained perfection unless Slaanesh grants you apotheosis, but you will have become as perfect as you can be and your attempts at becoming perfect will draw the Dark Prince's gaze to you.
So wash and brush your hair, exercise, practice at your chosen art, and obsess over it until your body breaks. Try not to break too soon though, remember to sleep, eat, hydrate, and take performance enhancing drugs in excess too.

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>corpsefags want to purge this
Are they ultra gay or something?

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Is the ultimate Slaaneshi cockblock being infected with Nurgle's Rot, considering the inevitable end result?

>>55278001

I thought we were the ultra gay ones.

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>>55277890
They're too much of a bunch of pussies to handle Slaanesh. If they want to lessen the sex part, they can delve into more of the greed, pain, and perfection aspects of Slaanesh.

>>55277433
Incest? Incest.
I can have my cake and snort it too.

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>>55278001
Nah, we just don't want to kill our families to get our rocks off

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>>55278070
As much as we would like to, our genitalia is FAR TOO LARGE and MANGLED BY NECROSIS to engage in GLORIOUS INFECTED INTERCOURSE with our most beloved famiyl members, the BACTERIA CURRENTLY FOUND IN OUR DIGESTIVE TRACT.

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>>55278063
Wait, we are. I guess corpsies are ultra no-fun prudes.

>>55278116
>Posts a comic of a Tzeentch demon
what did it mean by this

>>55278058
>no dicks or even a stable hole to fuck
REEEE!

>>55277180
Why would you worship slaanesh when you could worship a better god like the deceiver or void dragon.

>>55278083
>>55278116
Ultra no-fun prudes.
>>55278104
I read that in Gilbert Gottfried's voice damn it.

>>55278058
Exactly why no actual Slaanesh cultist wants to fraternise with Nurgle cults.
Ironically we get along best with Khorne.

>>55278058
Ever hear of bugchasers, anon? Messy end result or not, some cultists are bound to try it.

>>55278145
neither of those are better options
>>55278176
bugchasers are Nurgle cultists anon

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>>55278135
We have infertrated their ranks. Soon, all will be consumed by Slaanesh.
Also, that pic is just for demonstrating my comment.

>>55278145
>get fucked over by a greater god, just like Tzeentch cultists, except this time he wants to kill you without fail and eat all your stars
>Worshipping a lame machine god that once again, wants to kill you and eat all your stars.

At least the Nurglites embody life too.

>>55278206
>Infiltrating
>Tzeentch's ranks
Anon... I think you don't realize it's been the other way around the whole time. Just tread softly or extract before you're suddenly turned into a cube by some bird, or something like that.

I understand their power of change allows many intercourse options us cultists would normally only dream of, but it's not worth it.

>>55278217
At least the deceiver has a stake in this world.

Tzeentch and slaanesh can just chill in the warp and be fine. The deceiver actually has to care about what happens in the materium

>>55278217
Chaos is the expression of life itself magnified and distorted back at itself.
Slaanesh is just the best kind of life.

>>55278058
If you think about it, Nurgle is the Chaos God most welcome to turning his followers into immortal Daemons because of the Nurgle's Rot thing, whereas you usually have to distinguish yourself in some way otherwise. What a slut.

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Send in the babes.

>>55278262
I have to disagree here, because while I am a Slaanesh worshipper, the Orks are clearly the highest pinnacle of life in that they have adapted in such a way that even the stupidest, simplest acts can grant them immense pleasure.

>>55278364
Orks are artificial life though.
The fact that they're the highest pinnacle doesn't stop Chaos being the expression of life.

>>55278364
That maybe true but at its core, it's artificial. Though, we could learn a thing or two from them...

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>>55278171
>Ironically we get along best with Khorne.
The hell we do...

>>55278206
>Soon, all will be consumed by Slaanesh.
ALL SHALL RETURN TO MOTHER!!!

>>55278243
>Anon... I think you don't realize it's been the other way around the whole time.
Or IS IT?!?!

>>55278332
>Send in the babes.
ON IT!

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>>55277311
Irreverant Reverend Baerbak the Debauched here.
What is it with you lazy Nurgle Bastards? Oh the world is all in dispair, I must go to a father who loves me, accept me for who I am, who's gifts deadens my senses til I feel nothing. That's not love!

If your father really loved you he'd spank you with a leather bound nail board, Violate you with a spiky marital aid, and nurse you back to health with his cocaine laced breastmilk. These are the actions of a loving father (if the Emperor did this more often to his sons I'd doubt they'd rebel like they did, Guilliman especially needs a rod up his ass to loosen his sensibilities).

Seriously what loving parent allows his children to sit around like autistic stoners literally rotting in their own filth, instead of nuturing them and encouraging them to excel into excess? A bad one. That's who

>>55278217
I'm fairly sure that if the void dragon gets off his lazy ass he would side with the AdMech.
Why would the dragon kill his source of worship and protection from the 'crons? I wouldn't, shit long term plan.

I want a Vdragon shard for my AdMech army.

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>>55279324
Hey now, we don't ALL just sit around. Some of us kill entire planets quicker than even the most fearsome Khornates.

>>55279314
We kind of do though.
We're both the melee specialists, the reasons are different but the end result to our victims is similar.
A master swordsman straddles the line between Khorne and Slaanesh very easily.
Heck Excessive Violence even applies to both.
There's bound to be cults that apply to both.

Honestly last edition our daemons having hatred against each other made no sense, I hate Nurgle way more.

>>55279377
You're technically correct but you still kill planets by sitting around like autistic stoners and letting the disease you spread do the work for you.
fucking numbers agree with you though

>>55279391
Khorne and Slaanesh have very different view points, the Khornates have no personal desires of their own, truly, they are overcome with rage and even their sense of self is overriden by the thrall of their God, hence why their war cry is entirely focused on him and his lawnseat. They see killing as a quick affair, fit only to spew blood and claim skulls as quickly and violently as possible, while the Slaaneshi usually delight int heir prey. To Khorne, you are all pansies focused on your own desires instead of the grand cause of more and more blood for him.

Ironically neough though, one of the chaos warbands with the quickest kill rate in heretic history is actually a Nurgle warband, the Purge.

>>55279430
Is that the case with the Purge, though? I'm pretty sure they were more proactive about it in their fluff, especially considering they aren't happy-go-luckies like the rest of the Nurglite warbands, they think life itself as a disease and the source of all evil and its their solemn duty to destroy it all. They're quite possibly the leats Slaaneshi CSM in the whole universe, which is kind of funny given they're not Khornate.

>>55279506
That's because like most chaos warbands they represent a facet of their God, namely Nurgle's relation with entropy and the inevitable end of everything, even moreso than the other Nurgle Warbands. They're not interested in power or glory, only that their ancient task is done - all of Nurgle's "death" aspect, and none of his "rebirth" aspect.

>>55279437
Hence why I prefer Slaanesh, I'm a narcissistic hedonist, Slaanesh can take as much power from my pleasure as he wants.
Khorne is spilling blood because you're angry, Slaanesh is spilling blood because it's fun and admiring the way the blood splattered in a pattern then learning how to aim your sword strokes to paint art into the battlefield, your opponent is your palette, the battlefield the canvas, and the sword your brush.
>>55279506
I forgot about that actually.
I'll give Nurgle warbands this, they're efficient, kind of boring, but efficient.

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>>55279372
>I'm fairly sure that if the void dragon gets off his lazy ass he would side with the AdMech.
>Why would the dragon kill his source of worship and protection from the 'crons? I wouldn't, shit long term plan.
Plus I'm almost certain they are a Fleshfag to begin with...
>OH NO, THIS POWERFUL MEAT CREATURE HAS BESTED ME IN MEDIEVAL COMBAT, BEST DO AS HE SAYS AND LOCK MYSELF AWAY IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PLANET WHILE GIVING HIS SPECIES DREAMS OF TECHNOLOGY FAR BEYOND THEIR UNDERSTANDING!

>>55279391
>We kind of do though.
LA LA LA LA LA, I AM NOT LISTENING, THE GREAT ENEMY MUST BE PURGED FOR A PEACEFUL UNIVERSE!!!

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>>55279559
Khorne and Slaanesh make the best fuckbuddies.

>>55279506
They're also teamkilling fucktards - they were invited to one of the Black Crusades, joined, and were tasked with escorting a battleship capable of destroying the fortifications on Cadia (Think on that) along with several other Traitor legions, they turned on them all and then stole the battleship and presumably fucked off to use it in their quest to end all life. This implies that they are SO fucking death-obsessed the cause of Chaos as a whole means nothing to them, which makes them exceptionally different from most Nurgle warbands, who are usually at least passive enough to either be okay with or actively help the forces of Chaos undivided. I have to wonder what Papa Nurgle himself would think of them.

>>55279631
>hey let's invite the mono-god warband who is utterly obsessed with killing fucking everythign and leaving nothing behind, not even converting planets into daemon Worlds like normal Warbands do when they win
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG
abaddon genius strikes again

>>55279377
Again, no style, just psssssshttt, boring old bug spray on the people. How drull!

Why not wipe out all life on a planet by distilling them into drugs one can casually share amongst friends/fuckbuddies? Why not create the galaxies biggest human centipede? Why not stitch all sentient life into erotic furniture you can use whilst you use all the vegetation in a glorius bonfire to roast a still screaming banquet on? Or turn every living thing into brightly colored paints and create use the now barren rock of the planet as a canvas for histories greatest Mural?

I stand by my lazy, uninspired stoner statement. You're banal bug exterminators, not the thrilling artists of the impossible that we are.

Irreverent Reverend Baerbak the Debauched.

>>55279701
>friends/fuckbuddies
What's the difference?

If Slaanesh is so irresistible why does Fulgrim continue to fail to corrupt Ferrus even in shitty clone state?

>>55279706
No difference.

I encourage everyone to become a Slaaneshi priest like me.We kick member out who don't molest the alterboys. Or the congregation, or their pets, or the neighbours, or local neighbourhood statues. It really is a delightful career choice with ample opportunity for promotion (or extra dick tentacle if you've been really good {and by good I mean naughty})

>>55279757
because Fulgrim turns into a blushing schoolgirl around Ferrus and can't seduce that which has already seduced him
>>55279762
What if my pets molest me? That work?

>>55279757
>Slaanesh is so irresistible
He's really not, you need to already have a slaaneshi mindset or a rather weak will to fall to Slaanesh, as opposed to Nurgle who can basically force you to serve him (suffering from his plagues often leads people to surrender to him, as that's the only way their pain can stop. not to mention Nurgle's rot turns you into a plague-bearer upon death), Khorne who gets the most converts due to the bloody state the universe is in, and Tzeentch who can manipulate people into serving him without even knowing, including Daemons and Warbands of the other Chaos Gods.

If you really want evidenc eof how idiotic and ineffectual Slaanesh's followers are, look to that one time a Slaaneshi governor tried to summon a Keeper of Secrets for help only for the fucking Changeling (in Keeper of Secrets form) to show up and trick him into summoning the Deathwing right on top of him.

>>55279867
Slaanesh can take your soul just by you looking directly at him.
She took a grey knight in the fluff of the 7th edition Daemon Codex.
If you're going to talk shit at least know what you're talking about.

Do you think Slaanesh got like an NTR erection when the Doom of Malan'tai slurped up all of Craftworld Malan'tai's souls instead of just destroying the Infinity Circuit like you'd expect Tyranids to do

>>55280021
No matter what, Slaanesh will always find pleasure from the worst of things. And that's why I like Slaanesh.

>>55280021
Yes.
I also bet Slaanesh wants to get fucked by said Doom of Malan'tai.
Tyranids have dicks right?

>>55280125
It's not like if they don't that will sotp Slaanesh from fantasizing about them.

Since Slaanesh embodies all sexual pleasure, that means he definitely likes the idea of being topped sometimes, and I am absolutely god damn certain that being raped by hundreds of Warp-fucking Space Locusts is something she dreams of very often.

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>>55279762
>We kick member out who don't molest the alterboys.
Ew, Lolis are not for lewd...

>or extra dick tentacle if you've been really good
Double ew...

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>>55280151
I excessively and exclusively fantasise about being topped and being gang banged by warp-fucking space locusts with exotic cocks sounds fun.

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Hello. :3

>>55280207

is that cropped?

>>55280843
I don't know, sorry

In /40kg/ it was decided that I will use EC as my army.
Any tips in the usage? I plan on using a bunch of noisy bois but beyond that I would like some advice.

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>>55281210
Daemon Prince of Slaanesh is the most dangerous single melee monster in the game at the moment.
Delightful Agonies is amazing on multiwound things like Terminators, Bikers, and Possessed, as well as being insanely good on a Helbrute with a Plasma Cannon since he ignored any mortal wounds caused by his own gun on a 5+, and if you fail that there's a chance for the Crazed rule to go off.
Also sonic weaponry is entirely Assault, so standing still for a turn in order to make the most out of of the single frequency blastmaster mode is effective, but not efficient, Prescience can let you make the most of the assault weapons though. Being assault weapons Noise Marines actually make a surprisingly good bodyguard group for Lucius, stick 5 noisy bois in a Rhino with Lucius, advance towards the enemy with Smoke Launchers going off like a weird smoke machine until an opponent pops it, then advance towards the enemy Lucius wants to fight, generally your opponents strongest melee character, firing sonic weapons at enemies as you go.
Also we're the second most dangerous legion in melee, those noisy bois are 2 attacks base and with Icon of Excess, Excess of Violence, and a Lord of Slaanesh causing rerolls to hit they're pretty decent at clearing the chaff out of the way so Lucius can get into melee with your opponents HQ.
Remember to bring other units though, Chaos Spawn aren't complete garbage this edition, Chosen have less wounds and strength than Possessed, but have the same base attacks as Noise Marines and Berzerkers, as well as every single one being allowed to take a special weapon unless the squad has more than 5 dudes, who can be used as chaff for the 5 actually useful Chosen. They can take advantage of Excessive Violence too, and you can equip them with Power Axes and send an Exalted Champion with them if you really want to bring the hurt. Speaking of Exalted Champ, Blissgiver makes him even more of a character hunter.

>>55281210
EC means lots of kitbashing because stock Chaos models aren't perfect and/or pretty enough.

>>55277180
>>55277311

And to think... I hesitated...

>>55277311
I'll welcome the numbness. It will be a great chance to try things that are even more depraved and perfect.

>>55279796
Sure buddy, or frankenstein a pet from the parts of all the pets you molested, re-animate and have that molest you.

>>55280737
A small creature, quick somebody stick it in my anus whilst I snort this mixture of cocaine and crematorium ashes.

Also whip me.

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>>55282658
I haven't had enough pets for that to be interesting.
I kind of want a Steed of Slaanesh to dominate me, imagine what they're like.

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I'm really high from a cookie made with thc oil butter, I'm drinking passion pop, not the best drink but I'm slightly broke, and I'm about to have a bowl of more weed.
Oh and I love my boyfriend, his cock makes me melt.

>>55284784
mmmmmmm......Rubbing nipples with sand paper at the thought.

But really should we be discussing such things infront of the children?????????
Jokes we should totally be discussing this infront of children. I know how much children enjoy ponies, especially those with multiple lactating breasts and proboscis tongues.

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>>55285776
I'm imagine something like a horse shaped and proportioned snake cock.
So hemipenes. Which is to say two dicks.

>>55285817
Oh Yes, Think of the children!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......think of the children.

Now imagine being taken by such a steed, and at the moment of its climax, tearing out it's throat with your teeth, lubricating your already supple form with it's life blood and ichor. Drinking deep the elixir of it's last breath knowing the last image it takes to the beyond is vision of your perfect ecstasy grimaced in rapturic climax. Letting the art of that perfect moment imprint on the psyche of the doomed soul of that creature. Knowing that the memory I carved in flesh unwilling will be devoured as an exquisite morsel by the greedy full lips of the Hermaphrodite Prince itself.....nnnnnnnggggggggggggg

Somebody get me a bucket.

>>55285971
I don't have a bucket, but here's a box of razorblades.

>>55285971
It's a daemon too, so it will just reform in the warp if I kill it like that, it will remember being killed by me in it's moment of climax, it will start to associate climax with my violence, and vice versa. I love it.

>>55277433
Fuck that.
I'm so sick of my god damn family.
I'd trade my stepfather for a bag of weed.

>>55286032
I'd trade you for a corn chip.
But like, a really good corn chip because you're worth it, it's nothin' personnel, kid, but I really want a cornchip right now, I'm gonna want more after the one but I'll figure something out.

>>55286006
You romantic you! And here I thought I was beyond blushing.
>>55286018
That is a cycle of excess I can enjoy, maybe by pursuing this doomed union, again, and again, and again, one can fuse it's fate to the daemon, become a courtier in the court of the Lord of Excess, who's whole existence, essence and purpose is tied to such a perfect mutual pleasure. Imagine, upon gaining such a transcendent princehood, the bliss you can give the unwilling mortal in sharing the ecstatically painful sensation of this very sacred moment through application of whip, claw and razor. OH how I have such delights to share with this galaxy of ours.

>>55286086
Damn it now I want this, you sir are a poet.
You should be some manner of public speaker.

>>55285971
I just wish I could make some people my bitch. Mostly the ones that really grate on me. I don't really take any pleasure out of it, other than putting somebody in their place.

I want to do something forbidden.
I have no enemies, yet I have nothing.
All I have are friends, but none will spare charity.
Does no one truly enjoy my company?

>>55277311
you must always go forward.
If you are scared of going further, of always striving to do more and better, then you are not really living.
Stagnation is death.

>>55286139
This is now a "Dear Slaanesh" column

Dear White Dwarf magazine. I used to think these stories were a myth..

>>55286123
I think you'd both enjoy it.

Dear Slaaneesh, sometimes I giggle when I make my little brother cry. Is this normal?

>>55286158
Have you ever flirted with someone who was really smart? So smart and sharped tongued it was like a fencing match?

>>55286163
Yes.
Follow your childish, spiteful, sadistic little heart.
>>55286179
Yes, they made me feel stupid, it was humiliating.
I loved it.

Dear Slaneesh

I made a vibrator of wraithbone and kidnapped a bonesinger. How do I make her sing?

>>55286114
My child it is what I do.

And to think I once was a humble adept, scrivening away at archives dusty. Alone, unappreciated, unnoticed by an uncaring bureaucracy. Unknown to myself, a critic, apart from my fellows, censoring the art I myself found so intriguing. Being the only one to notice the small blue flower pushing its way through a crack in the grey sidewalk, on a world of grey structure, inhabited by grey people. The beauty of that moment, the delicacy of that flower, the color, the contrast, enough to remind oneself of a hunger one never knew one had. All it takes is one crack in the grey, like that oft trodden sidewalk, to see what life has to offer. To begin to drink the color of life. This appreciation, the pushing one to see that flower, or feel the joy of seeing that flower, that is the motivation that led me to cast off my robes, to put my faith in a lord of beauty amongst ugliness, a lord of reward amongst despair, a prince of perfection rather than a distant tyrannical corpse. It is my desire to share that gift, to open others eyes that led me to the clergy, to led me to shepherd the lamb so naive to the table of life, and let it choose. Be feast or be glutton. This is why I do what I have chosen to do.

Yours Faithfully,
Reverend Baerbak the Debauched

Dear slaneesh, I once chased a mongol landskeeper off my dominion with a hose. It was well within my rights, as in keeping with the peasantry one must place strict allowances and insure they do their job properly, but the truth is I was hungover for last nights mead and was angered at him having woke me up.

I feel irked by this, but not as irked by it as when I apologized in his native heathen tongue. I felt as though I acted beneath my status, that I did him and I a disservice.

Should I be harsher with the peasants?

>>55286281
>Should I be harsher with the peasants?
How is that even a question?

I feel I am too effeminate in my dealings with other men. I am terrified to do violence, fearing I may take off their heads.

How do I throw my weight around and abuse my underlings?

>>55286235
Stab her with it and set it the highest vibration, stab her slowly and twist it around.
She'll scream, just be sensual, try to make her enjoy it.
>>55286253
Reverend Baerbak I am proud to worship the same god you magnificent silver tongued bastard.
>>55286281
Yes you should be harsher, as long as it was a one time thing they'll remember this act of kindness and think what you did must be so unforgivable that they should never dare do it to you.
>>55286318
Seduce them, make them love you, make them worship you, dominate them in leadership by letting them dominate you in bed.

>>55286318
Ugh, another Khorne poster
Alright sweetie, here is what you do.
Find somebody smaller than you, and bully him ever so slightly. Then start a rumor that you kicked his ass.
They will be so impressed by your "warrior prowess" that they will line up to kiss your ass.

>>55286341
>Stab her with it and set it the highest vibration
clearly not getting it

>>55286355
Stab her everywhere was implied, I didn't think I needed to specify

>>55286386
no anon.
think.
what does wraithbone do when a bonesinger sings?

>>55286075
Fuck you, I'm worth at least a six pack.

>>55286392
Oh right.
Still stab her with it to get it to work, I think it'd be fun.
I guess if you needed her to scream so you could use it on something else you can crush her soul grabby thingy in front of her.
>>55286400
Yeah but I really want a corn chip

>>55286341
>act of kindness and think what you did must be so unforgivable that they should never dare do it to you.
>unforgivable
>after being forgiven
>never dare do it to you
interesting. absurd, but interesting.

>>55286422
Well you're not getting much bang for your buck, I'll tell you that. 1 soul for 1 corn chip is a hell of an exchange rate.

>>55286422
I'd trade you for Queen's Reich tickets.

>>55286467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw

Its what weird al does in his spare time.

>>55286355
Oh a Bonesinger, you lucky boy (although I must apologize if I have assumed your prince beguiled gender, it can get confusing at times). I would not worry so much about the Wraithbone love toy, anyone with imagination could think of many uses and curse be upon me I deny you such pleasure. No, the question to ask does she have a pretty voice? How does her song please you? How can you improve upon such a song?

Think of the agonies you can inflict on her. How ill she sing violated? Humilated? How will her song change if broken upon wrack? Or flayed of all skin? These are the questions one must ask.

And keep that soul stone on her, so she remembers her songs of agony, of despair, or the song she sang when all hope drained from her being. Let those memories drain into that gem, let all her being be reduced to cold crystal rock. Sit the gem with you whilst you enjoy her flesh, consume the leavings of you ministrations. Stroke the gem, feel it cold, it's warmth, enjoy the art of this being, this creature, it's........voice condensed to a trinket. And then offer it to The Prince.

Oh my boy how I envy you, the favor you can gain oneself for such a thoughtful gift. I have but one request, if ascended, remember your priest, your guide, your........friend. And speak good things to the court of my efforts.

Faithfully Yours,
Reverend Baerbak the Debauched

>>55286438
I'm sure it's at least a really good corn chip.
Also I'm high as fuck man I'd probably sell my soul to get satan to let me suck his dick.
>>55286425
No you apologised, so it was rare, so they'd never do what you did
wait I have no idea how that applies anymore >>55286467
What

>>55286492
I want her to sing the song where she knows she can't do better, that I am the best she is ever going to find, and if that is disappointing, then tough. I want the imperious whore to admit she is insatiable and that she will never be satisfied, and that I am more than she deserves.

I want a part of her to be in agony because she knows.. she knows..

>>55286628
I am as close to perfection as she is ever going to find!

>>55286650
There is vanity, and there is a black hole of self-esteem that devours all empathy.

Guess which one you are?

>>55286666
TELL ME IM PRETTY!
DO IT!
KHORNE COMMANDS IT!!

>>55286628
Remember child flesh is fleeting but memories last forever.

So what memory is it you seek to create? Her singing a song of devotion?

Or Surrender?

>>55277180
Do you think a slaanesh worshiper could be obsessed with being perfectly kind?

>>55286691
I want her to whine and piss and moan and bitch about like she were throwing some sort of tantrum, then smile as I offer her some trinket of my esteem. I want her to be disappointed in herself for being so cruel and capricious, but unable to deny her demanding nature.

I want her to demand more than she deserves, but deserve more than she has.

>>55286691
I want her to know her song was gifted to her by chance, not by birthright. I want her to sing for me to sing for my favor, not for her own glory. I want her to sing a song of shame and need and desire.

>>55286717
To do this, you must have something she desperately needs..

>>55286762
I already have something she needs, I just don't know what it is.

>>55286717
You seek to break a being? Capture it, and train it, lie a little circus animal. I do not disapprove.

But I do caution you this, her devotion to you means nothing compared to........immortality. What is the point of breaking on being to rapturous devotion humiliated at ones own submission when one could do this to whole worlds?

Admit it, how can the breaking of one be better than the breaking of worlds? Have them kneeling in humiliated rapture at your ascended form. Face down in the fecal dirt of their dwelling.

You have the opportunity to grab this, make this your reality, do not fall for the devotion of one promised to The Prince, rather gift wrap it in barbed wire, spice it with agony, and ask recognition for serving the Lord of Excess such a succulent meal. Think of your possibilities and knows that it pleases him.

>>55286814
>Admit it, how can the breaking of one be better than the breaking of worlds?
She is here, while such worlds are far away. Far more pleasure to be had now than there is to be had tomorrow.

>>55286814
What is the point of being the most perfect being in the universe if there is not one being in it who will worship you?

If they are all terrified of your presence, who can they share love and admiration for your perfect form?

>>55286850
Why does she not come of her own accord? Why does she not worship me already? I have already proven myself her master! Blast Slaaneesh, what is the use if I can't make her.. if I can't make her..

>>55286908
-Love You?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>55286850
Oh my sweet naive child, your ambition disappoints me, I would see you ascended, your wishes granted only by extension of claw and appendage. Yet you limit yourself. Maybe one day you'll see, maybe I can show you the glory of such agonies myself, carving some glory out of the dull lump of clay I drearily see before me.

>>55286806
Oh... poor child...
I did not mean to hurt you.. well, that is a lie, i most certainly did..
What is it you have that she needs?
What could it possibly be..

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>>55286960

>>55279132
>one boob, one boy-breast
I approve.
I approve a lot.
Like, I really shouldn't approve this much.

>>55286879
Perfection as a concept is not solid, but rather one that is subjective. Is there a perfect you? Or one that is capable of pursuing a perfection subjective to yourself? Or others?

Can there be perfection in this world when it is eroded by beings of barbarity, petty ambition, rot and Golden Seated delusion?

You dare ask, or declare perfection when these stains.........THIS FILTH! stain the table cloth of the table upon which we consume our meals? Learn to give, learn to provide, learn to use the soap in your hands to wash THIS FILTH! from the table of our perfect prince. Only then can you declare yourself.........near perfect.

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>>55279132
i like how that guy made the keeper of secrets look

>>55287592
Those muscles, that oily skin, goddamnit stop making me do heresy!

>>55288917
You can't force someone to be a heretic, anon. You could always just stick your head in the sand and pretend such delicious, blackberry-flavored evil can't tempt your good, Emprah-loving soul... but you're not, are you? Is that saucy, sultry secret-keeper there in person, stroking your pious cock for you?
If she is, please give a detailed report if you can still form coherent sentences through the mind-melting bliss

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Any good Slaaneshi books?

>>55289864
Emergence, by ShindoL

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>>55289864
Delta of Venus, Anais Nin.

>>55286707
When is Chaos ever kind?

>>55287010
Hell yeah
>>55287592
Fuck that's good.

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>>55286707
>Do you think a slaanesh worshiper could be obsessed with being perfectly kind?
OF COURSE!

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>>55286707
You tell me.

>>55289864
American Psycho

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>>55279430

Why go to all the effort of actually getting off your arse when you can get something else to do the same work for no effort?

>>55290059
All things considered, that's really more of a Tzeentchian thing.

TSF Monogatari or FLL are strictly Slaaneshi.

>>55292491
Because that's not fun to me.

>>55292536
>google TFS Monogatari
>it's a hentai anime
>synopsis; "Takumi Musashino suffers from a terminal illness and agrees to try an experimental treatment which turns him into a girl, and also into a complete and utter raging slut."
Fuck that's glorious, I'm watching this after I get back from horse riding.

>>55292754
Are you riding the horse, or is the horse riding you?

>>55292868
Nothing like that dude come on horse riding is good exercise for thigh muscles.
Bareback more so, bareback also has the added benefit of the horses spine grinding into my taint while I ride.
Oh and also they're all either mares or geldings, no stallions live at the place I go horseriding and I don't have my own horse yet.

>>55292984
>limiting yourself to only one sex
Get creative, anon

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>>55293107
I've chosen my path and I will follow it excessively.

>>55292754
It's a hentai manga too, real classic.
And I fucking loathe when people stereotype ShindoL on a single piece of work. His scope is much broader than that.

>>55293432
I agree, I like ShindoL's other stuff.
Emergence is just really stuck in peoples heads, obviously.

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>>55289864
Oh man, how could I have forgotten this classic?

>>55293635
GAH

>>55286707
You've got to remember te perversion that comes with Chaos though. It would start with being plain decent, but it would devolve into some Hot Fuzz level shit; murdering the chavs, slashing the tires of someone who doesn't stop at a zebra crossing, back-alley quadruple amputation of the inconsiderate waiter, seeking delicious vengeance against any slights or inconsiderations seen.
And loving every fucking minute of it

>>55294639
So, extreme Batman?

>>55292536
What's FLL?

What's the best way to build a Slaaneshi character in D&D?
Bard?

>>55295202
Well, nothing says Slaanesh like a tight rubber suit.

>>55298454
Duelist.

>>55300865
That's a cool prestige class, what' the earliest level a human bard can get in?

>>55301016
5th.

>>55301036
but its prerequisite is +6 BAB Bard has +3 at level 5

>>55301072
Well then, it looks like you didn't need to ask, did you?

>>55301091
Oh, so an 8th level bard can start duelist.
Neat.
What about in 5e?

>>55298454
Slaanesh isn't a skill set, it's a mind set. Almost any class can work if you play it right, but I'd say S/he favors finesse-based martial classes, though I'm sure there's some love for magic classes too.

huh, expected more traps.

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>>55307570

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>>55277495
The point of excess is that cuddling won't be enough. The point of excess is to push you from cuddling to hardcore sex to straight up torture and then get tired of that too and start hurting yourself for fun because that's the only way you can feel anything anymore, and even that you will develop a tolerance to, leaving yourself a psychopath looking for another high that will never come.

>>55285571
This is a guy, isn't it

>>55308739
>Russian roulette but with shame
Well, if it's shame Slaanesh wants to feed off of he/she/it is going to be disappointed because I'm bisexual and cute boys are my fetish.

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>>55309308
>The point of excess is that cuddling won't be enough.
Speak for yourself...

>>55287010
>>55287592

Dang, now I need a link to what was deleted.

>>55292491
>Why go to all the effort of actually getting off your arse when you can get something else to do the same work for no effort?

This has become my new philosophy. I'm tired of putting in genuine effort for no appreciation. Let them do all the work.

>>55311364
Use Fireden

>>55311364
artist is ranger squirrel on pixiv

>>55286341
>Dominate them in leadership by letting them dominate you in bed
Hot...

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WHAT IS THIS?! A THREAD FOR PURPLE DAEMON BUTT-BUDDIES?! GET OFF MY PURE KHORNATE BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU DECADENT FOOLS!

>>55296570
Four Leaf Lover

>>55315833
How many soldiers can say they fucked their master?
How fewer can say they got away with calling their boss a slut?

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>>55317204
thank

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>>55316123
> PURPLE DAEMON BUTT-BUDDIES
Nice red armour you have there, would be a shame if it was to get washed on a blue board and the colours run.

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>>55316123
NO U!