What do gelatinous cubes taste like

Probably whatever the walls and floors taste like.

>>55270611
They taste briefly of acid, then your tastebuds melt.

>>55270611
Salty milk and coins.

>>55270611
Sour or bitter. It depends on if their PH is below or above 7.

>>55270611

Considering it dissolves adventurers, including their tongues? To quote Ralph Wiggum, "It tastes like burning!"

>>55270611
Pain.

>>55270611
Depends on the setting.

>>55270774
How many different settings have gelatinous cubes, really

>>55270889
I'm going to force one into the low level homebrew tomorrow
>This is your fault now

A very, VERY strong and pure paint thinner.

>>55270988
*mixed with rotting corpses.

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>>55270660
>yfw after nearly two decades you still get that reference

>>55270611
Yearning for limbs with which to walk towards, then grasp your loveds ones.

With a hint of lemon.

>>55270611
I'd like to think pineapples on account of being filled with Bromelain as enzymes would be easier to use to break adventurers down than acids.

>>55270611
I'd like to think raspberry jelly, but it probably tastes like burning

>>55270611
Jello. The flavor depends on the color.

Smell plays a huge roll in taste. Assuming they're acidic that would mean a heavy oppressive vinegar like flavor before your sinuses burn out. I'm basing this entirely on that time I improperly disposed of high molality hydrochloric acid.

>>55272400

So like eating some kind of dangerous ultra-pickle?

Mmmmmm, inadvisable.